Chapter 1030: Lazy Seminary's First Major

(Take the train back to my hometown, first like this~)

At the end of July, the big news of the Silent moon landing occupied all the news media.

Hot posts on the Internet, current affairs news, headlines in major newspapers, and topics of discussion on talk shows are all news that the Silencer is about to land on the moon.

And countless reporters and news organizations also rushed to get a place on board.

For a long time, because the monthly epic journey is a rare and fully commercial activity of the lazy gods, it is relatively friendly to reporters and allows reporters to travel with the ship.

To say it is more friendly is only relatively speaking. For the reporters, it is already a pleasant surprise that the lazy gods can give them a chance. They really dare not ask for more, and when they are on the ship, their daily activities Strictly confined to the lower deck, and only rarely allowed to board the upper deck.

But the craziest ones are actually not journalists, but aerospace, aviation industry and academia!

After learning the news that the Lazy God Department was going to the moon, countless organizations sent letters, hoping to get a place to go with the ship.

To this, Lao Ma replied: "Hehe, I'm sorry, the tickets have been sold out."

Then the aerospace industry set off a massive protest movement, saying that lazy gods are stingy, getting into the eyes of money, and so on.

To this, the reaction of the lazy gods was: "Hehehe, I am just cute, if you don't like it, okay, cut off all cooperation..."

Then Qin Yafei's secretary would call these agencies: "I'm sorry, you don't have the earth trebuchet!"

Then the aerospace experts of various countries withered.

However, not daring to trouble the lazy gods does not mean that they will not trouble other people. After discussing with the lazy gods to no avail, they began to lobby those who got the tickets again, hoping to use their entourage The identity "rubs" the boat.

For example, Mao Xiong was entangled by people from the Russian Space Agency.

Three or four strong men have been dangling in front of him since yesterday.

At this moment, Mao Xiong was almost annoyed to death: "Didn't I say that? It's impossible! Traveling to the moon is an agreement between me and my fiancée, and I can't give up the spot to you!"

"You said you don't want to take my place? Do you really have the ability to take my place? Just take my fiancee's place? Why don't I take my fiancee with you? Can you What are you doing? Can you warm my bed or marry me?"

"I don't even want you to marry me, get lost! I didn't expect you to be such an aerospace expert!"

A strong man like Mao Xiong who can scare people to death with a stare has been entangled in this way, let alone those other people. It didn't take long for someone to complain to the lazy god department.

No way, after getting the consent of other passengers, Lao Ma had to make an exception and sell ten sightseeing tickets again.

"Each ticket is limited to one person, and each ticket is 200 million US dollars. Small business, no bargaining." Lao Ma announced to the public with such a serious face.

Of course, he almost laughed silly in his heart, this is another 2 billion dollars in income!

Then, the aerospace world went crazy again.

Now that the aerospace industry is shrinking, the major space agencies are almost out of business. They have laid off staff every three days, and they still have to spend 200 million US dollars to buy tickets?

This practice is simply shameless!

Immediately, public opinion became noisy again, and various experts jumped out to curse again.

At this time, many aerospace experts at the California Institute of Technology discovered that two months ago, Professor Smithson, an expert in space research who had given up his tenure and disappeared, had updated his personal website and twitter.

In fact, most of the professors at CIT don't like to read Professor Smithson's personal website, because since he gave birth to his little daughter at the age of forty-six, he has become a porn fanatic.

The various content that is updated now is no exception.

"If you could go to the moon, what would you be ready to do? My little girl told me that if I could go to the moon, I would be the first to post a selfie on Instagram so that I would be the first in the Someone on the moon using the internet and posting a selfie..."

"If you could go to the moon, what kind of luggage would you pack? My youngest daughter told me there are witches and vampires on the moon, so be sure to pack a cross."

“If you could go to the moon and you could only take one person, who would you take? My youngest daughter told me she wished I could take her mum to the moon so she could play in her room by herself It's late..."

Originally, after Professor Smithson resigned, the colleagues were actually relieved. The tan girl madman finally got out, and finally didn't have to answer those questions about his daughter. Their lives were finally clean.

However, looking at the flaunting between the lines now, they felt a little strange.

Some anxious people scrolled down and saw the latest status share.

"Pack up your luggage, hand over your precious daughter to Aunt Tina, and prepare to go to the moon with my dear, thank you to the academy for allowing us to go to the moon with the Silence, and let me realize my lifelong dream..."

When I saw this paragraph, I don’t know how many people almost dropped their mouse. This is... going to the moon?

Just that tan girl madman, the disgusting Professor Smithson? How could he be able to go to the moon?

Thanks Academy? Did CIT spend $200 million to buy a quota? And why did this quota fall on the head of Professor Smithson who has resigned? It's just a tenured faculty.

Countless professors rushed into the dean's office angrily. Among these people, there were engineering professors, geology professors, space science professors, and rocket engine engineering professors...

After about an hour, a group of angry people who did not get an answer rushed out again, and countless calls swarmed to Professor Smithson.

After a while, Professor Smithson updated his status again: "Please don't call again! The reason why I can have this opportunity is because I am a professor of astronautics at Lazy Seminary! Silence landed on the moon, it was us Participating in the first project completed, we are certainly qualified to go to the moon!"

"Lazy God... Faculty... Professor of Astronautics?"

Wait... Lazy Seminary, where have you heard of it?

These belated people opened the webpage, googled Lazy Theological Seminary, and found the first extra secondary page on the official website that popped up.

"Professional Classification of Lazy Seminary - Aerospace."

The simple word "aerospace" has no redundant branches, such as space research, aerospace power, orbital mechanics, etc...

Just aerospace.

The following is the introduction of the faculty members. In the simple form, there are a series of bright names. There are a total of 36 professors. Professor Smithson, a tenured professor at CIT, can only be ranked seventh. (To be continued.)