Lazy God Possession

Chapter 1028: Smuggling to the Moon?

When the news that the lazy gods were going to land on the moon began to spread, it caused two polar opposites.

Opponents or supporters insist on their own opinions, arguing desperately whether this matter is possible and reasonable.

The reporters frantically drilled, wanting to get more accurate news.

Everything ended in Chi Jiafeng's article.

"The Silent Landing on the Moon? real. "Chi Jiafeng made the title of his article with such a question and answer title.

As we all know, Chi Jiafeng is the queen reporter of the Lazy God Department, and the news from him has never been wrong so far.

Anyway, the Lazy God Department is basically a propaganda department for decoration, and it will never come out to respond, so Chi Jiafeng is often regarded as the propaganda department of the Lazy God Department.

Then the internet went crazy.

"The lazy gods must feel that the earth can no longer accommodate them! They are going to the moon to establish a base, and then counterattack the earth! Please take me away!"

"Hahaha, you are so naive. There are already German Nazi bases on the moon, and now there is no place to go to the moon at all!"

"It's drunk upstairs to take the plot of the movie seriously, but I think Transformers should be found on the moon..."

"The moon is actually a huge spaceship..."

"Hahaha, be naive. Let me tell you, after Armstrong landed on the moon, the first thing he wanted to say was: The moon belongs to the United States! But I saw Wu Gang staring at him coldly with an ax..."

"Isn't the moon full of rabbits?"

As the topic became more and more crooked, countless people shouted: "I want to go to the moon too!"

Then someone asked sourly: "It's just going to the moon, is it worth that much money?"

The man was then mercilessly mocked and then slapped in the face again.

Because after the ultimate goal of "the moon" was determined, the ticket for the entire "epic journey" had another round of skyrocketing when the auction was about to end.

In this world, everything has a price tag.

Including space tourism.

In the business of space tourism, Russia, the superpower, will serve you wholeheartedly. As long as you have money, you can go anywhere.

If you just want to go above the stratosphere, for $100,000, you can fly around in a MiG-29.

If you plan to go to the height of low-earth orbit, such as the International Space Station, the price is also very reasonable, 20 million US dollars includes your full service. So far, seven tourists have visited the International Space Station.

How about it, is it a good deal? Not as expensive as the boat ticket for the first epic journey.

But... what if you want to go higher?

Sorry, even superpowers can't help you.

The United States, the only superpower with commuter cars so far, has also been unable to hire drivers.

So... how much is it worth to go to the moon?

In terms of distance, the distance from the International Space Station to the ground is about 350 kilometers. Russia will provide you with two bodyguards, including 2 days of accommodation, including breakfast, lunch and dinner.

The average distance between the Earth and the Moon is 384,401 kilometers, which is 1098 times the distance from the International Space Station.

Calculated by distance... it will cost more than 20 billion?

No mistake, when the United States landed on the moon, it cost so much.

But if you calculate it from another angle, the Apollo program in the United States spent a total of 25 billion US dollars, but there were Apollo 11, Apollo 12, Apollo 14, Apollo 15, Apollo 16, and Apollo 17. A total of six groups of people landed on the moon, and each time three people landed on the moon, that is, a total of 18 people landed on the moon. On average, each person spent 1.39 billion?

Taking into account the inflation index and converting it to the current purchasing power of the US dollar, each person who lands on the moon costs 7 billion US dollars.

(No mistake, not only Armstrong landed on the moon, but no one knew who landed on the moon after that...and the moon landing failed on the 13th, no wonder Westerners think 13 is an unlucky number.)

Calculated in this way, 500 million US dollars is really too cheap, it is simply ridiculously cheap.

At this price, of course a dozen!

So the bidding, when the auction channel was about to close, soared again.

Then, Chen Haocong received an unexpected call.

"Cyril, why did you call me?" Chen Haocong asked in bewilderment, why did Mao Xiong call him at this time, shouldn't he be working hard on his own Mao Xiong must die game now?

This game is very popular recently.

"Cong!" Mao Xiong cried over there: "I beg you, can you go to your dear uncle and ask him to close the auction channel in advance!"

"Why?" Chen Haocong wondered, "I'm also paying attention now, and the current upward trend is just right, it's a pity to close it..."

"It's because the price rise is so good!" Mao Xiong burst into tears over there: "Zhuo Ya said that before getting married, she wanted to go on a long journey to bid farewell to her past self..."

"Then you take her on a long trip, to a distant place, Siberia, Antarctica, Greenland..." Chen Haocong randomly mentioned a few places that he thought he would never go to.

"I live in Siberia, dear Cong!" Mao Xiong cried.

"Uh, sorry...then Greenland is not bad."

"But Zhuo Ya said that her past is really too heavy. If you don't go far away, you won't be able to get rid of it... If you can't get rid of it, you won't be able to marry me, so it's better to go farther away..."

"Do you want to go to the moon?" Chen Haocong asked suddenly.

"Yes, yes!"

"But you don't have enough money?"

"Yes, yes!"

Did Chen Haocong suddenly feel like deja vu?

"It's a pity, I don't have a ticket to sell you this time." Chen Haocong spread his hands helplessly. The ticket he got last time was the one reserved by Nan Ming himself, and now even he has nothing extra.

"But you can let us smuggle in!" Mao Xiong said.

"You don't know, Uncle Ming hired my dad as a security consultant this time."

Want to help others smuggle under the nose of your own father?

Chen Haocong felt that several of his legs had been broken.

"You know how people in the past dealt with smugglers." Chen Haocong asked Mao Xiong, "It is said that they were all thrown from the boat."

Tossed into a cold and empty universe? Cyril shuddered.

"So, dear Cong... Do you know anyone who wants to buy the shares of my game company?" After a long time, Mao Xiong asked in a low mood.

Twenty minutes later, after selling the copyright of "Mao Xiong Must Die" and the current equity of the game company to Chen Haocong, Mao Xiong raised the money for the boat ticket, and at the last second before the auction channel closed, he sold the last A boat ticket was snatched.

Then he cried and said to Zhuo Ya beside him: "Honey, I'm bankrupt again."

"Well, but I love you!" What responded to him was Zhuo Ya's passionate kiss. (To be continued.)

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