Lazy God Possession

Chapter 1053: Uncle Ming Is Really Sinister (1/?)

(I overslept, it's more explosive...)

After the news that Silence was going to land on the moon came out, the whole world went into "moon landing mode".

As long as you get in touch with the outside world, whether it's watching TV, reading newspapers, or surfing the Internet, there are people everywhere giving you popular science on how to land on the moon.

Now, from the old man with white hair to the primary school student, they can tell you clearly the stages of landing on the moon.

When to launch, when to accelerate, when to transfer orbit, when to land on the moon, when to return...

This has long been popularized by various experts and professors.

A deeper study will also tell you why the trajectory of the rocket launch is curved, what laws the rocket will follow when it accelerates, how long a person can live in space, and what is the fastest speed created by people.

However, none of the popular science mentioned the current situation.

This kind of slow...moon landing?

What about you?

Not exciting at all.

The viewers who have been fed up with Xiongzi Technology's Earth-Moon Train can't help but start complaining on the Internet.

However, someone posted a message on social media that made everyone think it made sense.

"Actually, it's not surprising. That's Uncle Ming. You let Uncle Ming bear the pressure of 5 accelerations of gravity. I guess Uncle Ming would rather go to the moon in such a slow way. I can even imagine that the current Uncle Ming, probably Lying on the deck chair, basking in the sun on the deck."

As soon as this argument came out, it immediately won the approval of the majority of netizens. Yes, this kind of lazy moon landing is the style of lazy technology.

"Do you think, who are those people on the Earth-Moon Train? They are a group of brats, young and full of vigor, and it is easy to eat 5 G's of gravity acceleration in one go. Who are those people on the Silence? That is a group of Billionaires go to try something new, and it’s basically a senior tourist group. If you let the senior tourist group bear 5G, how many of them can come back alive? I’m afraid this will become the biggest tragedy of this century.”

After such an explanation from netizens, everyone also turned around. Even so, they were still a little disappointed.

"Well, the Silence has also fallen. I think the first epic journey, the Silence soared into the sky. After the second epic journey, after roaming the bottom of the sea, it seems that the limelight was robbed by the technology... It is said that Uncle Ming I made a bet with the brat on who will go to the moon first, it seems that the brat will be the first this time."

Although I understand, many fans of the Silence are still a little disappointed. After all, they have been expecting more miracles from the Silence.

Because the world needs miracles.

But now, it seems that the task of creating a miracle has been handed over to the brats.

Nan Ming is young, has he already retired?

On the "Space Grill" earth-moon train, the children have woken up and are paying attention to the moon landing of the Silence.

This time, the bear children and Nan Ming carried out the moon landing independently.

At this time, the bear children also looked confused, completely unable to understand what Nan Ming was thinking.

"These people on the Internet are really ignorant and fearless." Lu Rongrong laughed, and said, "They said that Uncle Ming no longer has the ability to create miracles, it's just MDZZ. If you can give me Uncle Ming's nuclear fusion power micro-injector, It’s worth it for anything…”

After complaining about all kinds of voices on the Internet, Lu Rongrong laughed again: "But Uncle Ming brought a large group of masters, ladies and eldest ladies who can't fight at all, so I'm afraid he can only fly slowly like this. From this point of view, I'm afraid this This time we can really go to the moon first!"

Next to him, Chen Haocong sighed faintly: "I really envy the blind optimism of some low-intelligence businessmen..."

"What do you mean by that?" Lu Rongrong stared suddenly, who has a low IQ?

"If you think about it with your brain, you will know who has a low IQ. If you really have a brain..." Lu Rongrong sighed, "Some people are obsessed with various things all day long, and they don't work hard to enrich themselves. That's all, could it be that even the things you have learned are thrown into Java? I really don't know how you learned physics in high school."

"What do you mean, you dead bug? Do you want to fight?"

"Why, if you don't accept it, come and fight, let's see who is afraid of whom!"

Then they fought together with fists and kicks, pushing and shoving.

Wang Shihao and He Cunping laughed and applauded beside them, adding fuel to the flames.

Seeing that the two brats were fighting, Liu Qun next to him was dumbfounded, what the fuck? We're on a mission to the moon aren't we?

Chen Yong next to him was no longer surprised, he shook his head and pretended not to see it.

"Uh, is this really all right?" Old Qiao was even more stunned. Old Qiao is a workaholic. Although he is not young, he has never been married and had children. He doesn't know how to get along with children.

"Let them go, stop when you're tired. Anyway, going to the moon is boring, and being idle is idle." Chen Yong shook his head.

With this group of energetic brats, he thought that the most sensible thing he did in his life was to have only one daughter.

"Ah oh..." Seeing that even Chen Yong had such an attitude, Old Qiao sighed hard in his heart, and murmured: "Houston, we have a problem here."

Then, he made the sign of the cross silently on his chest.

God bless, bless us must succeed!

Even if it is death, please let me die on the moon!

When Apollo 13 landed on the moon, the oxygen tank exploded, the spacecraft was severely damaged, and lost a lot of oxygen and power; Faced with various crises caused by the damage of the life support system in the middle, but finally returned to Earth successfully.

Their experience has influenced many space movies, whether it is "Gravity" or "The Martian", there are their shadows and spirits.

Although the mission to the moon failed, the three people on Apollo 13 were still heroes, and their influence was even greater than those who succeeded in subsequent moon landings.

"Houston, we have a problem." has become a famous line in the movie.

But Old Joe didn't want to be such a hero.

A winner and a loser, even if he is the king of the losers, he doesn't want to be the king.

Later, Chen Haocong and Lu Rongrong fought from east to west, and then from west to east.

Chen Haocong took out the grappling and fighting that he learned from his father, while Lu Rongrong waved his fists in a boxing stance, but after the fight, it completely turned into a street fight.

When Chen Haocong pressed Lu Rongrong against the wall, Lu Rongrong suddenly shouted: "Wait! I understand! Uncle Ming is so insidious!"

"You finally figured it out?" Lu Rongrong shook his head and let him go: "You can be taught, although stupid, but not too stupid, but you are right, Uncle Ming is indeed very insidious, even using this method Paralyzing us...what the hell are you doing!"

Lu Rongrong jumped back, avoiding the fate of becoming a panda eye.

"No, actually I didn't want to understand anything, I just wanted to numb you, I hid pretty fast!" Lu Rongrong waved his arms and rushed up again.

"I think... I figured it out..." Wang Shihao, who was standing beside him, gradually became serious. (To be continued.)

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