Lazy God Possession

Chapter 1049: Space Grill (1/?)

The small manifesto full of youthfulness has appeared on almost all screens in the world.

Whether it is friends who are familiar with Xiongzi, or fans who are familiar with Xiongzi's technology, or all kinds of melon-eating people who have been used to being abused by Xiongzi without restraint and no limit, they are all stunned at this moment.

The brat with a sudden change in painting style didn't even add an advertisement?

Isn't that right?

There must be a conspiracy somewhere.

During the live broadcast of Lazy Life APP, it is possible to post bullet screens to complain.

At this moment, a god barrage appeared on the screen.

"Did I read it wrong just now? At the end of this poem... are you sure it's not 'Ctrip, accompany me home'?"

As soon as this bullet screen came out, it became popular all of a sudden.

"Read it again, Ctrip Travel, accompany me home...God, there is no sense of disobedience!"

"I think the upstairs must have told the truth, I want to read it again! I must have read it wrong just now!"

"Wait, there are really no ads? I don't believe it, it's absolutely impossible!"

Just when everyone was complaining wildly, a flashing subtitle appeared on the screen and flickered: "Travis: I want to change it to this, but it's a pity that Ctrip can't afford the advertising fee! In fact, the world's No travel company can afford this advertising fee..."

"Damn it, the ad maniac has appeared!"

"Worship the ad maniac!"

"Mr. Travis, the ad freak, how did you develop unscrupulous advertising into a culture?"

"That's right, as an ad freak and a leader in the unscrupulous world, do you just give up? There must be other companies willing to take over, it's really not possible, and there is 'Coca-Cola, the taste of home'!"

"I tried, I really tried!" Facing these guys who were afraid of chaos, Travis finally felt the slightest warmth. How did those brats treat him back then? They even said that landing on the moon is related to dreams and glory, and money should not be desecrated?

And then he got annoyed by what he said, tied him up and threw him in the toilet?

I bother! There is nothing in this world that a big house in New York can't buy, if one is not enough, then two!

However, these brats are still too young to understand the beauty of money...

While Travis seeks support online, kids laugh at his ad.

They can see the stunned astronauts on the International Space Station opposite, can see

These teenagers who are still young and still in the second grade have made their strongest voice in this way. They know that at this moment, people all over the world can see their voice.

These adolescent bear children may have become "other people's children" and become the envy of others, but they still have a lot to say about their parents and their dearest and most respected people.

At this moment, looking at the declaration issued by the earth-moon train, I don’t know how many couples hold each other’s hands; Picking up the baby in the swaddle and kissing it gently; I don’t know how many children in front of the hospital bed kissed the old face on the bed; I don’t know how many people looked up at the photos on the wall.

There is always a softest place in people's hearts, and that place is home.

Home is where the parents are.

At this moment, the train sent to a lonely and distant place hit the softest part of people's hearts.

But... the brats are brats after all, and their seriousness ends here.

After a few minutes of silence, the advertisement and screen of the Earth-Moon Train suddenly changed.

Then a different screen is displayed.

However, this time it is no longer a sensational poem, but the complaints of the brats:

The first thing that appeared was a black silhouette lying on the sofa: "We always believe that Uncle Ming is the laziest in the world!"

"Pfft..." Just now Zhang Feilin was still smiling with tears in his eyes, snuggling up beside Nan Ming, now he pushed Nan Ming staggeringly, and burst out laughing.

"Bear boy! I don't want to live anymore!" Nan Ming jumped angrily when he saw it, but after thinking about it, he said, "There seems to be nothing wrong..."

The screen scrolled again, and this advertisement must have been written by Chen Haocong: "Wenji No. 1 Middle School is the best middle school in the world!"

It is said that after seeing this advertisement, the principal of Wenji No. 1 Middle School was so excited that he almost fainted.

"Chingyang University is the second best university in the world, because the best is the Lazy Seminary!" I don't know who wrote this sentence. When Lao Bai saw this sentence, he cried and laughed. He couldn't laugh or cry. He almost had a cerebral hemorrhage .

"Marriage, He Shan, an older woman, wants to marry herself, and I sincerely invite all young people with aspirations to come and become my brother-in-law..."

Seeing this scene, He Shan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, clenched her fists and shouted at the sky: "He Cunping, you'd better not come back on the moon! Otherwise, you will die!"

The brats seemed to take this moment of attention from the whole world as a great opportunity to complain, and they said all kinds of things that they were embarrassed to say or dared not to say on weekdays.

And he said it in front of the whole world.

In the end, the brats also complained: "Come on, Uncle Ming!"

There is another sentence that the bear children didn't say, but Nan Ming felt that he got it. In fact, many viewers got it too.

"We are the first to land on the moon in the new century!" At this time, the bear children declared.

The amount of information in it is too great, which makes the audience overwhelmed and enjoyable.

Until all the complaints are finished, all the words gradually disappear.

Finally, another line of text emerged.

"Thanks to Brother Space, without his skewers, we would not have landed on the moon. Thanks to Brother Space for his barbecue. There is no doubt that Brother Space's barbecue is the best in the universe."

"Ha!" Seeing this scene, Brother Space couldn't help laughing out loud, and hugged Sister Space, laughing loudly.

Perhaps, this is the most expensive and effective advertisement in the world. Starting today, his space barbecue restaurant will become the most famous barbecue restaurant in the world.

This line of text disappeared, but on the front of the car, five large characters gradually emerged: "Space BBQ".

"I'll go!" Brother Space suddenly stopped laughing.

These brats are actually named after his barbecue shop... Such a spaceship that will surely be recorded in the annals of history?

What can he do? He's just a deserter in the aerospace field, he's just wielding bamboo sticks and baking something, he...

I never expected that I could be included in the history of aerospace in this life, even though it was in this way...

Brother Kong Tian and Sister Kong Tian hugged each other, but he couldn't laugh any more. He put his wrist around Sister Kong Tian's neck and covered his face, weeping silently, tears rolled down, and couldn't stop.

He knew that at this moment, he should be happy, excited, or have other emotions, but he shouldn't feel sad.

But he cried, not knowing why.

Sadness comes from the heart, and I can't help myself.

It seems to be mourning the past that has been lost, the years of passion, or the self who has achieved nothing.

"Space Grill" is the last word that emerges from Earth-Moon Train.

Behind the words, images emerged one after another, all over every carriage, there are fresh and delicious kebabs, squid tendrils that seem to be still trembling, golden grilled chicken wings, and sprinkled with a Roasted Gluten with Layer Peppers…

A mouth-watering delicacy emerges from every carriage.

Everyone who watched the live broadcast couldn't help swallowing, covered their stomachs, and let out a grunt.

This is an almost irresistible temptation and torture for the many astronauts on the International Space Station. They lick their lips one by one, eager to return to their hearts.

That's too much, don't you know that space food is hard to eat?

In the end, they were like wolves, with green eyes, watching with love and hate the brats on the opposite side playfully saluting the boy scouts, and then the Space BBQ Earth-Moon train gradually accelerated, and finally threw the International Space Station away. Behind him, he continued to sail towards the infinitely vast, infinitely vast space.

Finally, the Earth-Moon train turned into an invisible spot of light in the dark starry sky in the distance. The astronauts who stood at the windows of various cabins and looked at the Space Grill from afar closed their eyes.

They were a group of brats who were less than half their age, and they were also a group of warriors who had conquered the place they had never reached.

From the earth to the moon, the distance is 380,000 kilometers.

Long journey. (To be continued.)

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