Lazy God Possession

Chapter 1060: Welcome Home (8/?)

"Uncle Ming, what are they doing?" On the Earth-Moon Train, Chen Haocong and the others gathered together, watching Nan Ming busy, and quickly pulled most of the crew over to help.

Nan Ming's preparations were obviously more interesting than preparing the dinner party. Besides, in order to wait for Chen Haocong and the others to arrive, the dinner had to take a long time. Many guests were also attracted by Nan Ming's busy affairs and were busy.

Seeing that Nan Ming summoned a 3D printer, first he used the 3D printer to print a long railway track on the ground.

Then, the platform, street lamps, small station building, and benches were printed near the railroad tracks.

Under the power of 3D printing technology, these objects take shape quickly.

Then everyone saw that it was a train station.

Apparently for the Earth-Moon train.

Many viewers who saw these images through the super expensive photography equipment could no longer hold back their desire to complain.

Shouldn't these people on the Silence, after arriving on the moon, take over the land as soon as possible and declare themselves the king of the moon?

Just took an inflatable moon base to deal with it, but spent so much energy building a useless train station?

Are you sure there will really be a train stopping at this railway station?

This is probably the most unreliable moon landing in history.

He also said that other people are brats, but who is the brat.

I really don't know what to say.

However, Nanming and the others obviously had a great time, and the passengers of the Silence were obviously immersed in the fun of building the first station on the moon, and never tired of it.

After everything was formed, Nan Ming personally inserted a sign in a corner of the platform.

There are a few words written on it: "Lazy God No. 1 Station".

The rails, platforms, benches, and ceilings really look like one of the many small train stations, as if passing through a small town.

Then, the banner was pulled up, and it said: "Lazy God Technology warmly celebrates the successful landing of the Space Grill on the moon!"

As soon as the banner came out, everyone became interested immediately, and all the guests came to the stage one after another: "The Coca-Cola Company warmly celebrates the successful arrival of the Space Grill on the moon and the great achievements of mankind!"

"Microsoft sends blessings to human warriors, you are the pride of mankind!"

"Jingdong..."

"Taobao……"

Many companies have shown their faces here.

In addition, there are various wonderful banners:

"Bless the bear children to find their other half in the moon—the furry bear who loves Zhuoya, Zhuoya who loves furry bears."

No matter where these two are, they never forget to stuff the single dogs with dog food.

"He Cunping, my sister is waiting for you, ohhhhhhhh!" This is He Shan's unicorn arm that is about to move.

And Nanming even published a message on the Internet, to publicly solicit the content of the banner.

"We must let the bear children feel the warmth of coming home." These are his original words.

Looking at these banners, the bear children were about to cry——He Cunping was about to cry from fright.

Lu Rongrong pulled Chen Yong and asked: "Uncle Yong, can we not go to the moon? Let's go home! Let's go home!"

"I'm sorry... now the fuel is not enough..." Chen Yong spread his hands with a wry smile. It was these brats who wanted to go to the moon in the past, and now it is these brats who don't want to go to the moon. Alas, he doesn't know what to do. .

Chen Haocong thought silently beside him, and said, "Well, if we abandon all the carriages behind and launch Qiaobo at the current flying angle of 30 degrees of the earth-moon train and at a speed of 4500 kilometers per second, we can use the reaction Force pushes us back into Earth orbit..."

The bear kids looked at Old Qiao together, and Lu Rongrong encouraged him: "Job, do you want to try? The speed of 4,500 kilometers per second is the highest human record so far? You will be recorded in the annals of history forever." !"

At this moment, Old Qiao burst into tears: "I want to go to the moon, I really want to go to the moon!"

Next time, if you kill him, you won't go to the moon with the brat again, he's almost bullied to death!

Of course, the brats are just talking. According to the law of energy conservation, the energy they need to consume to launch Old Joe at this speed is no different from directly decelerating the Earth-Moon train.

The following time was very difficult for the bear children, but the earth and the moon, led by Nanming, began to enter the next rhythm.

The exciting moon landing before seems to have happened in the last century, and now everyone is busy with how to welcome the bear children.

The bear kids are dumbfounded. Can you imagine what it would be like when Columbus finally discovered the American continent after untold hardships, but found that the American continent in front of them was already in the Internet age?

When a group of scruffy, life-and-death crew members finally climbed onto the coast, they saw a group of photojournalists with long guns and short cannons, and a group of melon eaters with mobile phones, flashing their lights desperately at them.

The reporter next to him was still desperately explaining: "Dear audience, this is an exciting moment. After thousands of years of isolation and ignorance, these primitive people finally crossed the small Pacific Ocean and arrived in America. This is the first time in human history. At this important moment, human beings have finally become a complete family. Now, let us interview these primitive people and see how they feel at this moment..."

At that time, what kind of dull expression would the self-proclaimed civilized man and pioneer Columbus have?

Now, Chen Haocong feels that he is a primitive person at all.

It is estimated that his emoticons will be popular on the Internet for many years.

Now that the roles are reversed, Chen Haocong thinks that it will be his emoticons that will become popular on the Internet in the future.

"Wait, I suddenly remembered a question." Liu Qun was a little confused about the situation, isn't it good to go to the moon? No matter how many times they land on the moon, people have landed on the moon in the last century anyway, right? They've been there too, haven't they? It would be nice to have a welcome ceremony. But... "Does our earth-moon train have wheels?"

How do you land on rails without wheels?

Chen Yong glanced at him, snapped a button, and with a click, two rows of wheels popped out from under the train.

How can a train have no wheels?

...

After a long wait, after Nan Ming and the others had almost eaten up all the ingredients for the dinner, the Earth-Moon Train "Space Grill" finally appeared at the end of sight.

After being decelerated by the rocket's reverse injection, the Earth-Moon train landed on the rails precisely under the control of Liu Qun, slid forward for a while, and stopped firmly beside the platform.

Liu Qun will probably never forget this moment in his life. After going through untold hardships, passing five trials and killing six generals, he finally became a train driver? He should have signed up for the Railway Academy in the first place, what kind of Air Force!

"Let's go, get out of the car." Lu Rongrong tugged Chen Haocong, who was full of reluctance, and a few brats walked to the decompression chamber at the back.

"I really don't want to get out of the car..." In Lu Rongrong's mind, landing on the moon is like setting foot on a new land full of a sense of conquest, like a pioneer envoy.

But now, he felt that he was surrounded by countless long guns and short cannons, that poor primitive man.

It's like a monkey in a zoo, surrounded by people.

The cabin door opened, and when several people came out, they were greeted like heroes, and everyone applauded desperately—it's a pity that there is no air on the moon, so they only saw the clapping action, but did not hear the applause.

Some people gave Chen Haocong a thumbs up.

But Chen Haocong felt a little ironic.

Then, he heard Old Joe speaking behind him: "Boss, no matter in any era, people who can cross this distance with their own efforts are great. There is no doubt, they welcome you."

Yes, no matter at any time, regardless of the sequence, as long as the person who overcomes this situation with his own efforts is great.

In this world, how many people are qualified to laugh at Chen Haocong?

Perhaps there was only Nan Ming standing in the crowd, smiling and waving the flag.

Does it matter if you lose to Uncle Ming?

Hearing Old Qiao's words, Chen Haocong finally put away his self-doubt, took a deep breath, and walked forward.

Then, a person came out next to him and hugged him into his arms.

It's Chen Wei.

"Welcome home, son."

At this moment, Chen Haocong suddenly remembered his little poem.

Then I burst into tears.

Dad, why do I always get hit by you every time I try to pretend.

I have crossed a distance of 380,000 kilometers and flew to the moon. You say to me: "Welcome home?" (To be continued.)

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