Chapter 666 Deidara: Can’t Afford to Offend

Because Deidara opened his wallet and found that the money he stole from the gangster could only allow him to order an ice cream at most.

These days, there is really no way to make money by being a ruffian!

"Brother Scorpion, you must be fair!"

Scorpion probably got impatient because of Deidara's quarrel, so he raised his head suddenly and said, "I don't need money, but I need my life."

"No, Brother Scorpion, do you think I am such a person!" Deidara said with an embarrassed look on his face.

Scorpion looked at Deidara seriously for three seconds, calmly as if telling a truth.

"That's the kind of person you are."

scorpion:"……"

So what should I eat? ? ?

Before eating the food cooked by Yang Ming, Deidara generally regarded eating as a dispensable spare time activity, and it was far better to devote time and energy to studying art.

But……

The food Yang Ming cooks is so different, it is equivalent to opening a new door for Deidara!

It turns out that explosion can be art, and eternity can also be art. Explosion and eternity can coexist and harmonize with each other!

It can be said that in Deidara's eyes, what Yang Ming cooks is no longer a simple dish. It contains human beings' pursuit of the ultimate in art and deep wisdom!

Yang Ming said, you really think too much.

Deidara was greedy and almost cried when he saw Xia burying his head in eating ramen.

"Brother Scorpion, for the sake of our friendship over the years, please help me!"

Scorpion rolled his eyes, gave Deidara a disgusted look, and waved his hand like he was shooing away flies.

"Go on your way! Go on your way! Don't disturb my meal!"

When it comes to Deidara's desire for Yang Ming's cuisine, Xie Ke is no worse than him.

What's more, Scorpion had ordered so many takeaways for Deidara before, so he had a clear conscience.

Besides, even if Scorpion wants to help Deidara now, he has no money!

God knows why the food in Yang Ming’s shop is so expensive!

Seeing this situation, what else could Deidara say?

He silently turned over the money he snatched from the gangster. It was only 250 yuan, and he could only buy an ice cream at most.

However, when he glanced at the old-fashioned menu, he was overjoyed.

A cup of Coke is 55 yuan.

A portion of stinky tofu costs 74 yuan.

A bowl of beef ramen costs 128 yuan.

A cup of ice cream costs 250 yuan.

With his money, he can buy stinky tofu and beef ramen!

Deidara was ecstatic, luckily he didn't make his trip in vain!

"Waiter, bring me a piece of stinky tofu and beef ramen!"

Deidara said to the waiter Hanabi.

To be honest, Deidara was quite surprised when he saw such a young girl actually working in Yang Ming's shop.

Hanabi smiled sweetly, "Sweetie, what else do you want?"

Sichuan?

I'm not old at all, is that true?

Also, how could such an obscene name be used on me!

Deidara glanced at Hanabi and gave her a sharp look, hoping that she would take care of herself and quickly change her name to "big brother".

But Deidara didn't know that Hanabi was the devil in Yang Ming's shop, and he was a super naughty kid!

No, although Hanabi understood Deidara's eyes, not only did she not change her words in time, but she also showed an expression that said I'm so scared. Combined with her cute loli face, it really made me pity her.

Hanabi blinked her big, pure eyes, as bright as pearls in the sea.

She silently took two steps back, shook her head, and under Deidara's eyes that were about to burst into flames, she used a weak voice, but it was just enough for the people around her to hear clearly:

"We won't date, we won't date!"

We don’t date...

No date...

Hanabi's words seemed to echo in Deidara's ears, and the lingering sound was so lingering that it almost made Deidara vomit blood!

Make an appointment with your uncle!

Don’t even look at how old you are!

You are only as tall as my waist, how crazy must I be to date a little guy like you!

Just as Deidara was complaining crazily in his heart, what made him vomit blood the most was yet to come.

At the same time, Scorpion suddenly raised his head from the busy food business and looked at Deidara with a strange look, as if to say:

"So you are like this Deidara!"

Seeing this, Deidara panicked and quickly waved his hand to explain:

"No! That's not the case! Brother Scorpion, you have to listen to my explanation!"

Scorpion picked up the napkin and wiped the corners of his mouth gracefully, calmly as if telling a truth:

"Explanation is just a cover-up. You don't need to say it anymore, I understand everything."

What do you really know?

Boom!

Like a thunderbolt from the sky, Deidara's whole body was in bad shape!

But at this moment, Hanabi seemed to not be disgusted enough, covering her chest with both hands.

"Sweetie, although you are very handsome, you can't look at others like that. Don't you know they are still underage?"

As soon as these words came out, Deidara suddenly felt strange looks from around him.

What the hell am I looking at you with?

You should explain it clearly to me!

It's easy to misunderstand you, isn't it?

Deidara had always been impulsive and irritable, and now he was clenching his fists silently, with veins popping out on them.

If it weren't for the fact that this was Yang Ming's shop, and the fact that he had made rude remarks before, and was always being watched by Uchiha Itachi, Kisame, and Zabuza, which made him afraid to act daringly, I'm afraid he would have In a rage, he ignored it and blew up the fireworks into two hundred and fifty!

Oh my god, who the hell gave birth to a girl? Get her out of here!

Deidara was extremely angry, his face was ferocious, and he stared at Hanabi fiercely.

"If I tell you to order food, go quickly and don't waste time on me!"

But who would have thought that as soon as he finished speaking, there was a burst of discussion around him.

"Oh my, look at who these people are, they are so incompetent!"

"Isn't that right? You even bully a little girl, you scum!"

"Thanks to him for being so handsome, I didn't expect him to be this kind of person. He's so handsome on the outside but defeated on the inside."

Whoops! Whoops! Whoops!

Hearing these people's words, Deidara was furious and his chest heaved violently.

Deidara already wanted to take out a handful of clay bombs and give them a century of fireworks!

Hanabi had already expected this, with a sly look in her eyes.

Hanabi snorted and folded her two onion-like jade hands in front of her chest, pretending to be a delicate young lady.

"Bad guy! Big bad guy! Why are you so cruel? Believe it or not, I will close the door and let the monsters bite you!"

Close the door and release Kisame...

Release Kisame...

"This naughty kid, what the hell does this have to do with me!"

Kisame suddenly turned his head and looked towards Hanabi, but she gave him a grimace in return. He was really shot while lying down. He couldn't laugh or cry!