Naruto: Big Foodie

Chapter 704 Payne Was Tricked by a Naughty Kid

Perhaps affected by the heat of the hot spring, two blushes appeared on Orochimaru's pale face, like spring red, delicate and charming, as if ripe peaches are ready for you to pick, full of infinite temptation!

Seeing this, Payne was stunned!

Boom!

At this moment, Payne just felt like a thunderbolt from the clear sky and an explosion in an instant!

Orochimaru is not a man, but a woman, and a woman with a top-notch figure?

My God, this is blinding me!

Orochimaru flipped his hair charmingly and looked at Yang Ming with a smile in his eyes.

"Boss Yang Ming, looking at you here, you must have something delicious to eat, right?"

As he spoke, Orochimaru slowly fell into the hot spring, creating a faint fragrance.

Payne looked at the two of them talking with an almost blank expression!

Although Yang Ming was shocked at first, after coming back to his senses, he no longer felt that Orochimaru's female figure was too eye-catching.

Yang Ming's eyes were calm and he said calmly:

"The hot spring here specializes in hot spring series food services, including hot spring eggs, hot spring steamed buns and other delicacies. What do you want to order?"

Orochimaru shook his head, "Forget it, eggs, steamed buns, etc., I really don't want to eat them."

Seeing this, Yang Ming withdrew from the hot spring pool, leaving Pain and Orochimaru alone looking at each other.

The air suddenly became deserted.

Pain simply turned his head to the side to avoid facing Orochimaru's seductive curves.

But Pain didn't look for Orochimaru, Orochimaru wanted to look for him. The corner of his mouth raised a soft arc and said in a cold voice:

"Aren't you curious why I turned into a woman?"

"I'm not curious at all!" Payne said with a cold face and wanted to end the topic bluntly.

Seeing how ignorant he was, Orochimaru immediately rolled his eyes and stopped talking. The hot spring pool suddenly fell into a deathly silence.

Due to the addition of Orochimaru, Payne felt uncomfortable all over. He hurriedly continued to soak for a while and then left the hot spring pool.

After putting on his clothes again, Payne followed the portal to Yang Ming's shop, ready for a good meal.

What comes into view is a hall that can accommodate a hundred people. The environment is very unique and antique.

Green plants, wooden tables and chairs, dim candle lights on the table, and the gurgling sound of running water can make people who are tired physically and mentally find comfort here.

When he arrived at Yang Ming's shop, Payne showed a rare smile that was unknown to others.

Here, for the first time in his life, he actually felt an unprecedented sense of relaxation.

For Payne, this is simply incredible!

When he saw Pain standing there in a daze like a wooden man, Hanabi, a naughty child, also acted like a child.

She stretched out a finger as tender as white onion, pointed at Payne, and said with a smile: "This brother is so strange, he always looks constipated!"

Rumble!

Originally, Payne had just soaked in a hot spring and felt very good, but when he heard Hanabi's words, he was suddenly struck by lightning and his whole body felt bad!

Looking constipated?

How on earth could I tell that he was constipated?

Payne was confused!

If Hanabi hadn't been an employee of Yang Ming's store, Payne would have really killed Hanabi with a Shinra Tensei!

However, when he thought of Yang Ming's unpredictable abilities at the resurrection food auction, Payne suddenly became frightened and tried his best to calm down the anger in his heart.

Payne tried his best to use a friendly tone and said: "Little girl, I don't look constipated, it's just my muscles are stiff."

Hanabi's big eyes rolled in her sockets, and she didn't know what the hell idea she had come up with, and a sly smile appeared on her lips.

Hanabi crossed her chest and looked old-fashioned, "I don't believe it, unless you show proof that you are not constipated!"

puff!

Your uncle!

What is not evidence of constipation?

What the hell is this thing?

This is as deceptive as if a department asked you to issue a document saying that you are a single person!

In the past, Payne felt that only boss Yang Ming, whose strength was unpredictable, could scare him.

But now he discovered that he was wrong, and it was a big mistake!

Naughty children and so on are the scariest things!

And the most important thing is that behind this naughty child, there is a great boss named Yang Ming who is backing her up. Payne can’t even scold or hit her, she’s so aggrieved that she wants to vomit blood!

Phew! Phew! Phew!

Payne secretly clenched his fists and warned himself to take a deep breath and not to get angry!

Boss Yang Ming is very strong. I must not be impulsive. Impulsiveness is the devil!

Bear it!

Payne opened the corners of his stiff mouth and revealed a smile that was uglier than crying.

"Then tell me, what can prove that it's not constipation?"

Hanabi held her waist with her little hands, looking very old-fashioned, and her dark eyes turned straight, showing a cunning expression.

"It's very simple. As long as your farts smell good, it proves that you are not constipated!"

puff!

Hearing this, Payne vomited three liters of blood!

Your uncle!

Think of him as Pain, a shadow-level strongman who has dominated the ninja world for decades. Not only is he invincible, but he also wins more than he loses. Hundreds of ninjas died at his hands.

But now, what did he hear?

You actually need his farts to smell good to prove that he is not constipated?

How the hell have you ever smelled someone's farts smelling good?

You didn't mean to play with me, did you?

This is really unreasonable!

My uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt can't!

Veins popped up on Payne's forehead, his breathing became heavier, and his chest rose and fell violently!

But! But! But!

Because it is very important, I have to say it three times!

Just when he wanted to get angry and couldn't help but use Shinra Tenzheng to kill Hanabi, several shadow-level strong eyes were projected from the door, from the stairs, and from the kitchen door. Their eyes were like knives, very sharp.

Zabuza at the door, Kisame at the stairs, and Fei in front of the kitchen door are all top-notch strong men!

Seeing this, Payne felt as if he had been poured cold water on him, and his whole body felt cold!

Even if he fights to kill Hanabi even if this body is destroyed, it seems like he won't gain anything!

Input and output are not directly proportional, which is a tragedy!

Payne forced a smile on his face, which looked uglier than crying.

"Little sister, how about I treat you to a meal?"

puff!

Payne's tone, words, and actions were as if he was trying to please the goddess!

When other employees saw it, they almost laughed out loud!

However, Hanabi was not polite at all. She put her hands on her hips and said, "I want a full set of Manhan banquets!"

"It's easy, no problem!"

Payne was full of confidence at first. He originally thought it was just one or two dishes.

Until he opened the Man-Han banquet menu and saw the hundreds of dishes and the numbers at the back. Even a calm man like Payne felt like he was about to faint.

I was really screwed!

Are you sure you are not the custodian of Yang Ming's store?

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