Naruto: Big Foodie

Chapter 665 Deidara’s Embarrassment

Deidara whistled and threw a wallet in his hand. It was bulging, and you could tell that there was a lot of money at a glance.

When he returned to the queue, the customer who had been in front of him was so surprised that his jaw dropped.

"Why are you okay?"

A teasing smile appeared on Deidara's lips, "What's the matter with me? It's all because they are too enthusiastic and hospitable!"

enthusiasm? hospitable?

The guest looked confused and confused. He didn't know what to say and could only smile awkwardly.

After all, in his impression, those ruffians did not look like hospitable people.

However, from Deidara's words, this dear friend also understood that the harmless young man in front of him was actually a hidden master, which caused great misfortune to those ruffians.

If he knew that those people were not just unlucky, but also caused an entire lane to be destroyed, what kind of expression would he have?

certainly.

Deidara's unscrupulous practice of explosive art in Konoha Village soon attracted an investigation from the ANBU.

These Anbu were indeed good at tracking and investigating. Even though Deidara's explosion had covered up most of the traces, they still followed the clues and searched all the way to the door of Yang Ming's shop.

A ninja dressed as an ANBU landed on a roof, pointed at Deidara who stepped into Yang Ming's shop, and said to his companions:

"Head, look, isn't that S-class rebel ninja Deidara?"

The ANBU ninja who was called the head stared at it and was stunned.

"It's really him!"

"It seems that the big explosion just now was caused by him!"

"Boss!" the younger ANBU asked eagerly: "Then what are we waiting for? Let's go down and arrest people!"

"Hey! Don't worry!" The ANBU known as the head grabbed the younger brother and analyzed calmly: "The place where Deidara entered was Yang Ming's shop. It was a terrifying area with a dragon's pond and a tiger's den, not for us. An ordinary Anbu can be provoked.”

"Then what should we do? We can't just watch the criminal go free, right?" asked the younger brother.

He nodded and pondered for a moment, "Quick, let's pass the news to Hokage-sama and let her make the decision."

"But..." The younger brother said with a hint of laughter and tears in his voice, "Hokage-sama is still in Yang Ming's shop at this time, as usual."

head:"……"

They all have the urge to vomit blood!

They were also drunk when they encountered such an unreliable Hokage!

On the other hand, Deidara.

"Oh my, is this Yang Ming's shop? It doesn't look like there's anything special about it. I might as well blow it up to make it look better."

Deidara looked around and commented without any hesitation.

Upon seeing this, several eyes suddenly turned towards Deidara from different directions, like wild beasts, which was surprising.

Kisame's sweeping posture suddenly stopped, and he suddenly raised his head, looking at Deidara with a cruel look in his eyes.

Zabuza stood at the door like a sculpture, silently placing his hand on the beheading sword.

Uchiha Itachi, who had just finished delivering the takeout, walked in from the outside when he heard Deidara's words. He suddenly stopped and a scarlet light flashed in his eyes.

Three people, three directions, as if nine heavens and ten earths could be destroyed, all looked towards Deidara, bringing him pressure like a mountain.

Feeling the waves of terrifying momentum getting higher and higher, pressing down on his shoulders, Deidara suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and waved his hands in embarrassment:

"Ah la la, I'm all joking, don't take it seriously, seriously, don't take it seriously!"

Deidara was speechless when he saw Kisame wearing Ultraman costume, pulling out the same muscle with a swipe, and showing a ferocious expression!

Didn’t I just say something?

Why are you so serious?

This place is so scary!

Deidara acknowledged his mistake in time, headed by Itachi Uchiha, nodded and said softly: "Don't cause trouble."

Then, he raised his hand high and lowered it gently, causing Deidara to panic in vain, thinking that he was going to challenge the three of them alone.

But then again, with a strong lineup like Uchiha Itachi, who the hell would dare to act so arrogantly!

Deidara almost cried, didn't he?

After the false alarm, Deidara learned his lesson and never dared to utter any wild words again.

Deidara understood a truth. In Yang Ming's shop, a dragon has to be coiled up and a tiger has to lie down. It's better to be an honest man and eat in peace!

Deidara looked around, his eyes narrowed, and he immediately focused on Scorpion.

"Brother Scorpion is still here!"

Deidara felt happy and walked towards Scorpion's table.

Coincidentally, Asuma opposite Scorpion had already eaten and made a space for Deidara.

Xie was enjoying his meal when he accidentally looked up and saw an old acquaintance, and was suddenly surprised.

"Deidara, why are you here?"

"Didn't I order a takeaway for you?"

"Oh, don't mention it!" Deidara looked unhappy, as if someone owed him a huge debt, "Brother Scorpion, that bastard Orochimaru took all the takeout you ordered for me!"

Deidara's words were obviously both true and false.

He automatically ignored the two takeaways he ate.

Originally, in Deidara's opinion, Brother Scorpion should give him a fight.

But who knows...

"oh!"

Scorpion's simple and clear words completely dismissed Deidara, making him want to pour out the bitter water, but he swallowed it hard, not to mention how uncomfortable it was!

Seeing Xie burying his head in pain and saying nothing except the word "oh", Deidara suddenly became anxious.

"Brother Scorpion, you just don't care?"

A second passed.

Two seconds passed.

Three seconds passed.

Except for the sound of sucking and sucking, there was no reply from Scorpion, as if Deidara was treated as a transparent person.

Deidara was so embarrassed.

Could it be that I am not even as good as a bowl of noodles?

Have we agreed to be angels for the rest of our lives?

How can the friendship boat capsize so easily?

Deidara was anxious, he was still waiting for Scorpion to feel sorry for himself and give him some money to eat!

Because Deidara opened his wallet and found that the money he stole from the gangster could only allow him to order an ice cream at most.

These days, there is really no way to make money by being a ruffian!

"Brother Scorpion, you must be fair!"

Scorpion probably got impatient because of Deidara's quarrel, so he raised his head suddenly and said, "I don't need money, but I need my life."

"No, Brother Scorpion, do you think I am such a person!" Deidara said with an embarrassed look on his face.

Scorpion looked at Deidara seriously for three seconds, calmly as if telling a truth.

"That's the kind of person you are."

scorpion:"……"

So what should I eat? ? ?

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