The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 805 Sumeru Dimension

Fangzheng said: "It's very simple. After you go down the mountain, you put salted fish on me! You can only look at it, but you can't move it, and you can't talk about it! What's the matter, let's talk about it when you come back!" Old man Youtiao, if he really messed up when he went down the mountain, he would definitely cause a lot of trouble. Fangzheng, who is so afraid of trouble, naturally got the vaccination first.

When Xianyu heard this, he was stunned, and asked suspiciously, "It means that I can only hold a dry and hard salted fish, and I can't do anything else?"

Fangzheng rolled his eyes at him and said: "You are a salted fish, you have already landed, what else do you want to do? Don't be disgusted, as a monk, the poor monk walks around the street with a salted fish without saying anything." ?."

Xianyu thought about it, and it seemed to be the reason. When anyone sees salted fish, the first thing he thinks is that he eats it. A monk eats salted fish and meat? This is indeed a bit of a disfigurement. Since Fangzheng suffered such grievances for taking him down the mountain, he naturally replied straightforwardly: "Okay, I agree!"

After finishing speaking, Fangzheng's eyes fell on the crutch in Xianyu's hand, which he had seen several times. And every time the salted fish is taken out, it is taken out with a wave of the hand, but the mana of the salted fish is obviously sealed, how can it still have such supernatural powers? Where is this crutch hidden?

Thinking of this, Fangzheng asked.

When Xianyu heard it, he immediately said triumphantly: "You really think that I have listened to the sermons in front of the Buddha for nothing for so many years? Hmph, aside from other skills, there is still something in my sleeve!"

"Bragging! Didn't you just bring a Xumi space? You still have a lot of money in your sleeves, why don't you say that you will change the world?" Red Boy exposed it unceremoniously.

When Xianyu heard this, his old face blushed, and he said with a stare in his beard: "You child, can't you shut up?"

Seeing that the two guys were about to quarrel, Fang Zheng hurriedly interrupted the two of them, so as not to escalate the situation and affect the harmonious environment.

Fangzheng asked: "Xumi Dimension? What is this? Supernatural power? Or magic weapon?"

The red boy said: "The Xumi space is the same as the universe in the sleeve. It is a supernatural power. But the Xumi space I am talking about refers to the magic weapon that solidifies this supernatural power on a certain object. Let me see, this salted fish There must be a magic weapon with Xumi space, otherwise he would have nowhere to hide his crutches."

"No! I don't have anything!" Xianyu has already seen through. The monks in this monastery are not like monks, and the disciples are not like disciples. If he hadn't been thrown over inexplicably, he had every reason to believe that this Nima was a ghost cave! If there is a baby, it must be hidden, otherwise it will be robbed! This is what he thinks deep in his heart, so he will not admit it if he is killed!

Fangzheng looked at the old rascal with a look of vigilance and fear of being robbed. He shook his head and said, "Why are you refusing so quickly, you salty fish? You make it sound like a poor monk would rob you."

"Hehe..." Xianyu laughed dryly, making it clear that he just didn't trust Fang Zheng.

Fangzheng raised his hand and said, "The poor monk Fangzheng swears here that he will never steal the magic weapon of salted fish! If I break this oath, um... I will not be able to become a monk, and I will be kicked out of Buddhism!"

After Fangzheng finished shouting, before Xianyu said anything, the system said first: "You want to return to vulgarity like this? Your oath is invalid."

Fang Zheng was dumbfounded...

Xianyu didn't know that Fangzheng's lifelong ideal was to return to vulgarity. All the monks Xianyu met in Lingshan wished to become a Buddha as soon as possible. If anyone was kicked out of the monk ranks, one by one, it would be worse than death. So he subconsciously thought that Fangzheng was also a monk who attached great importance to his status as a monk, so he made such a poisonous oath. Therefore, regarding Fang Zheng's oath, he was the only one in the monastery who believed it.

Xianyu was silent for a while, and said: "This is indeed the Xumi space, but this is a solidified supernatural power, and the supernatural power is on the scales on my body."

Upon hearing this, Fangzheng exchanged a glance with Honghaier and the others, and then smiled: "Oh? How big is the space in your scales?"

Xianyu looked at Fangzheng's weird smile, so he kept his eyes open, and quickly shook his head, "It's not too big, so I can put a cane in it."

Fang Zheng believed that he was a ghost, patted the salted fish and said: "Although the poor monk is a mortal, he has supernatural powers such as the eyes of the sky and the eyes of wisdom..."

Fangzheng played tricks, he said that he really knows the two supernatural powers of sky eye and wisdom eye, so it is not a lie. It's true to add a wait, after all, Fangzheng still has other supernatural powers. But when they are combined together and fall into the ears of salted fish, it is different. Xianyu subconsciously felt that these meanings must be one or more of them in the eyes of other gods. Among them is the ability to see through people's hearts and distinguish between true and false!

Xianyu thought that Fang Zheng was implying him that I already knew you were lying, and it was useless for you to lie to me.

Xianyu looked at Fangzheng, Fangzheng looked at Xianyu, and looked at each other for a while. After all, Xianyu was a ten thousand-year-old fritter, and said in his heart: "Whether you know if I'm lying or not, I'm lying, you can take me What's the matter?"

So Xianyu shook his head and said: "What I said is true, there is really no room inside."

Fangzheng looked at Xianyu with a smile and said, "If that's the case, then fine. Purify your heart and go prepare something for the teacher."

"Master, what are you going to do?" Red Boy asked.

Fangzheng thought for a while, and said, "Prepare something to eat. You can't go hungry when you go out. Also, prepare a black bag. As for the others, I will get it myself as a teacher."

After finishing speaking, Fangzheng returned to the meditation room, and found a pair of old shoes that hadn't been washed for many years from the bottom of the cabinet.

Fangzheng held his breath and went out with the shoes between his two fingers.

As soon as he went out, Honghaier had already prepared some food and brought them over, as well as a black cloth bag. This cloth bag was really a big square black cloth! After all, Yizhishan was too poor before, so I wanted to find a suitcase, a backpack, etc., but I really didn't have any. I can only make do with it...

Fortunately, Fangzheng didn't care too much. In addition to his attire, he had such a retro-style cloth bag, which went well with him.

Fangzheng wrapped the food in a piece of cloth and straddled in front of him.

When Xianyu saw it, he was immediately happy, and thought: "It's so ugly, haha... Ordinary people are ordinary people, it's so cumbersome to go out, and the whole body is cumbersome."

Xianyu was proud of himself, Fangzheng spread the black cloth on the ground, pointed to the middle of the cloth, and said, "Xianyu, go in."

"Uh? What are you doing?" Xianyu was taken aback, walked over and asked.

"Go in and roll you up, otherwise how can the poor monk carry you out? Don't you think that after you get out, you can still walk around?" Fang Zheng asked.

Xianyu was taken aback, thinking of Fangzheng's way of wrapping food before, his face darkened, and he quickly shook his head and said, "No! I can't see anything after wrapping it in! Besides, I'm a living fish, not dead." Fish, quit!"

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