Chapter 799 Are You Looking for Faults?
Fangzheng smiled and said, "It's the poor monk. The benefactor is looking for the poor monk?"
"Master, hello. My name is Cao Ye. I have a little lump in my heart, and I can't solve it. I heard people say that the master is an expert, so I... want to ask you to solve the problem." Cao Ye asked a little embarrassed .
There were quite a few people who came to Fangzheng for advice, but most of them came directly to ask about good and bad luck. Fangzheng has always kept silent about this, and he is not a fortune teller. What's more, Fangzheng will not easily open his eyes to guide people without meritorious deeds. Therefore, Cao Ye was not surprised when he said that, but pointed to the chair under the bodhi tree, and the two sat down one after another.
After sitting down, Fangzheng said: "If the benefactor has any doubts, just say it. If the poor monk knows and can talk, he will naturally tell the benefactor. If the poor monk is not wise enough to solve the benefactor's knot, please don't blame the benefactor."
Unraveling people's knots requires not only supernatural powers, but also an understanding of life and Buddhism. Regarding this, Fangzheng didn't dare to brag about himself, but to take care of everything, so before the opening, let's talk about it first. I know, I say. I don't know, sorry, I can't help you either. In case of bragging for a long time, I can't explain clearly, so I can only talk nonsense. In that case, it will only deceive and harm others, and if it doesn't work afterwards, there may be karma. If it is found out, it will be a shame and smash the signboard by the way, which is not worth it.
Hearing what Fangzheng said, Cao Ye felt relieved. He has seen many liars, fake monks, and fake Taoist priests. If you open your mouth and shut your mouth, you will know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom. It was the first time he met such a simple monk. When you hear this, take it easy.
However, Cao Ye still seemed a little flustered, sitting there rubbing his hands, he seemed a little embarrassed.
Fangzheng didn't urge him, just waited quietly, he couldn't believe it, in such a cold day, this kid can keep warm and fight the cold just by rubbing his hands together! Do you really think he also has a moon white monk's robe to protect his body?
Sure enough, after sitting for a while, Cao Ye felt that the north wind was blowing his whole body icy cold, and the cold bamboo chair under his buttocks was also chilly. So I moved my buttocks, as if rubbing to generate heat. Then he couldn't help but said: "Master, I... I'm chasing a girl."
When Fangzheng heard this, he was speechless. Is it really good to find a monk to talk about this?
The monkey looked up at the sky, and then at the Tongtian Mountains opposite Yizhi Mountain... The last person who came to ask this question seemed to be suggested to build a monastery on the opposite side.
Seeing that Fangzheng was silent, Cao Ye thought Fangzheng was listening, so he continued talking. I was a little shy not to speak, but when I opened my mouth, it was much better and I spoke more fluently: "I... I am still in college, but I really like her. She is a very cute girl who likes to eat, Love to talk, every move is very cute..."
The more Fangzheng listened, the more uncomfortable he felt. It's already past Valentine's Day, and he's hiding in the mountains, and it's snowing, why can't he hide from the dog abuse?
Cao Ye talked about the girls for more than ten minutes...
Fangzheng couldn't listen anymore, and finally interrupted: "Benefactor, does she like you?"
Cao Ye froze in place for a moment, then wilted like an eggplant beaten by frost, and said bitterly: "If she likes me, why should I come here?"
Fangzheng rolled his eyes inwardly, he was uncomfortable just now, but now he is much more comfortable because they are both single.
The monkey shook his head, went out, and muttered: "We are both degenerate dogs in the world, why bother to meet each other? Hey... It seems that I am also single, Amitabha."
Cao Ye continued: "Actually, I don't know if she likes me..."
Fangzheng was thinking, you don't know this, why are you asking? Although Fangzheng doesn't know how to chase girls, he understands one thing very well, he must be clear about everything! Otherwise, if you sneak in that unrequited love, even if you break the wall, who knows? When Fangzheng was in school, his deskmate was an unrequited love, secretly buying delicious food for other girls, but he was ashamed to say so. Every time someone asks who bought it. He blushed and pointed at another classmate. As a result, half a year later, his goddess got married with that kid, and that kid was not authentic, so he actually admitted it! During a chat, the boy kept smirking, saying that a girlfriend fell from the sky, and he really made a lot of money!
For this reason, his tablemate also got new nicknames——New Era Active Master and Sending Girl Little Champion.
With that experience, Fangzheng understood a truth, no matter whether people like you or not, if you are clear about chasing you, at least you can guarantee that you will not do useless work.
Fangzheng thought of this, and was about to say a few words, but Cao Ye said: "Some people who don't understand, give me some advice, let me figure out what's wrong."
As soon as these words came out, Fangzheng was stunned. He was embarrassed to say what was on his lips, so he could only ask, "And then?"
Cao Ye said: "Then I will talk about it."
"And then?" Fangzheng asked, he was also curious, what would happen after he made it clear?
Cao Ye spread her hands and said: "Then she asked me, we are all in school, now we have nothing, everything is given by our parents. If I chase her, what can I give her? Master, you said we are all in school, what can I do?" What to give her?"
Fangzheng frowned slightly. This question is a bit difficult. He frowned and thought about it for a while. Fangzheng had a plan in mind, and he should express his attitude at this time. All sincerity and the like should be thrown out.
But before Fangzheng could speak, Cao Ye said, "This question really stuck with me, and then the trash on my upper bunk who basically had no EQ told me. At this time, I should say: I have a heart and sincerity, even though I don't know anything now. No, but I will try my best to give you everything!"
When Fangzheng heard this, his face turned dark. How could he feel that this kid is here to find fault? Still, he asked, "And then?"
Cao Ye said: "Then, then I will follow what he said."
"And then?" Fangzheng was also very curious. After saying that, how would the woman react?
Cao Ye sighed, "The Goddess looked at me like an idiot, smiled, turned around and left without saying anything. Master, what do you mean by her?"
When Fangzheng heard this, his forehead was covered in cold sweat instantly! Ask him this question? How could he know! Who can figure out the needle in a woman's heart? But since people ask, can't they not answer? So Fangzheng decided to use this sentence to answer it, which can be regarded as a respect.
In the end, Cao Ye said: "Hey, I asked some idiots in my dormitory, but they didn't know what was going on, and they called out some woman's heart attack, bah! If you have no brains, you have no brains, and you still make excuses like this, old-fashioned! "
When Fangzheng heard it, his forehead almost went black! He really wanted to pry open the kid's head to see if the kid had changed from salted fish, and he was here to find fault.