Chapter 795 Salted Fish Down the Mountain

Thinking of this, Xianyu snorted coldly in his heart, he couldn't believe it, he was ashamed to compare, and there was someone who could compare to him! So Xianyu laughed and said, "Oh, hello everyone! Are you eating?"

After speaking, Xianyu stepped into the backyard like his own family.

With such a loud voice and such a loud commotion, Fangzheng and others naturally couldn't pretend not to see it anymore, but Fangzheng didn't put down the bowl to chat, but asked while eating: "Salted fish, what are you doing here?"

"What salted fish? I'm a koi! Koi! Remember, koi!" Xianyu angrily corrected Fang Zheng's words, then glanced at the rice bowl on the table, felt a pain in his heart, and cursed at the same time: These grandchildren Is it a rice bucket? Such a big pot is almost enough to eat!

"The koi is too silly, let's call it Xianyu. Xianyu, what are you doing here? Aren't you swimming in Tianlong Pond?" Fangzheng said this while eating.

Yanyu smelled the aroma, swallowed, stared sideways at the rice in the rice bowl, and said, "I...I...that..." Xianyu really didn't know what to say, but seeing that the rice was gone Yes, I am also in a hurry! Especially looking at that squirrel, who was about to burst from eating, and kept stuffing it into his mouth, clearly wanting to finish eating, eating up, and not giving him anything left!

Xianyu's heart skipped a beat, and he cursed loudly: "Hey! These little things are obviously shameless compared to me! I have the cheek to eat it, but you guys pretend not to know it? Okay, let's see who is cruel!"

Thinking of this, Xianyu grinned, came to the table, jumped onto the table, and put his fins on the edge of the rice bowl like a human being. The movement was extremely natural, as if an ordinary person was leaning on the guardrail, as if he had no intention, just leaning. Xianyu thought to himself: "I've already made it so clear, but you still pretend not to understand me?"

However, Xianyu still underestimated the thick skins of the guys in One Finger Temple, Fangzheng smiled and said, "Oh? Are you busy?"

Xianyu swallowed and said, "Isn't it time for dinner, I'll come in and have a look..."

"Oh, it's time for dinner. We're all eating, don't you go home for dinner?" The squirrel raised its head, eating too much, and burped subconsciously.

Xianyu rolled his eyes and thought: Eat? Where can I eat?

"I'm not full yet, let's have some more." At this time, Hong Hai'er began to serve food again.

Xianyu was in a hurry, quickly suppressed the rice bowl, and said: "You have eaten a lot, let's take a rest."

"I can still eat it, don't worry." Hong Haier pulled the fins off the salted fish and continued to serve the rice.

Xianyu looked at Fangzheng, Fangzheng was still sitting there eating and eating vegetables. Xianyu shouted: "Master, if I come to your monastery to be a Dharma protector, don't you care about your food?"

As soon as these words came out, Fangzheng finally reacted, raised his eyelids and said, "Guardian?"

"Yes!" Xianyu nodded.

Fangzheng shook his head and said, "The poor monk has not fully agreed to this matter."

"Uh, what do you mean? Didn't you agree before?" Xianyu had a bad feeling.

Fangzheng said: "Let's put it this way, the current situation is that the poor monk is the abbot of the One Finger Temple, and it is up to the poor monk whether or not the One Finger Temple recruits employees, and who to hire as employees. You come to be the Dharma protector. I came here to apply. Whether the poor monk will use you or not depends on your mood."

"No...not...that...hey, that's not right! If you don't want to protect the law, why did you bring me here?" Xianyu was a little confused at first, but then he reacted and immediately retorted.

Fangzheng spread his hands and said: "The poor monk wants to recruit people, but he hasn't decided who to use. As for you, let you live in Tianlongchi, it is my Buddha's mercy to give you a temporary place to rest. As for eating Well... you have to figure it out yourself. The poor monk is a small monastery, and wandering monks are not allowed to live and eat in the monastery. Well, this is the place where the monks live, so the benefactor should go out."

Honghai laughed and said: "If you are really hungry, you can stand in the northwest corner, open your mouth wide, and the northwest wind will fill you up."

Xianyu was so angry that he almost jumped up, slapped the table, and shouted: "I don't care if I eat, but let me go? No way! If you don't give me food today, I won't leave! No, I'm determined!"

After finishing speaking, the koi jumped directly into the rice bowl, ready to eat first before talking about it! What you eat is what you earn!

The koi knew that there were many capable people here, so this time the action was very sudden, crisp and neat, without tricks at all. Moreover, when he entered the basin, he opened his mouth. Based on the principle of what he eats, he just opened his mouth when he fell down!

result……

when!

"Oh..." Xianyu covered his mouth, stared at the clean stainless steel basin below, and roared angrily: "You guys are too much! There is still food just now! You can say a few words, Why are there only pots left? Are you a dog? You licked it so clean? It’s all reflective!"

As soon as the words fell, Xianyu saw the lone wolf who was a little dazed beside him, covered his face, and muttered: "I... go! There are really dogs."

Lone wolf made an old face for a while, what is this dead fish talking about? He's a wolf, not a dog, okay? But looking at Xianyu's sad face and the bite of food in Gu Ji's mouth, he didn't say anything.

At this moment, Xianyu's voice was trembling and crying! He had just arrived, he was beaten first, and then starved, which is too much to bully the fish! Has anyone ever treated an old man like this?

Seeing Xianyu's sad and indignant face, Fangzheng felt sad and regretted, but Fangzheng soon discovered that there was a sly light shining in this salty fish's big eyes. Obviously, this guy was acting again!

So Fangzheng gave up the idea of ​​letting the salted fish eat immediately, but knocked on the table and said: "This is not the point, the point is that you are not from the temple, so you can't eat the food from the temple."

"I want to join the monastery!" Xianyu shouted immediately.

Fangzheng nodded and said: "It's not that you just joined as soon as you said you would join. If you want to join One Finger Temple, it depends on fate and merit. If you do well, you will be accepted naturally. If you do poorly, the poor monk is really good." No charge."

Xianyu grinned and said, "Lingshan has much more rules than yours. I can enter the mountain gate over there, let alone a small temple like yours?"

Fangzheng smiled in satisfaction. This was what he was waiting for, so he said: "The poor monk can hire you, but you are not a disciple of the poor monk, nor a regular employee. Just be a temporary worker first. If you perform well, you will be paid." You are promoted to a full-time employee. As a temporary worker, there is a limited amount of food for the time being, and after the official job, according to your performance, you will be promoted and have a meal."

"Uh, can you still play like this?" Xianyu is an old fritter with a flexible mind, and he could hear the tricks and mysteries in these words, and couldn't help shouting.

Fangzheng laughed and said, "That's it, it's up to you whether you want to do it or not."

"If I quit, can I go down the mountain?" Xianyu asked.

Fangzheng chuckled and said, "Anything you want."

Xianyu was overjoyed immediately, and said with a smile, "Old Ancestor, I am capable, but you starve to death? I'm going down the mountain!"