The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 801 Surprised or Not?

"Uh, Master, but what you said just now, doesn't it mean that the female benefactor of the other party is very materialistic?" Monkey scratched his head and asked.

Fang Zheng asked, "Material? A boy who hasn't entered her life suddenly wants to pursue her, so what should she use to judge the boy's reliability?"

The monkey was dumbfounded.

Fangzheng continued: "Women look at a man's achievements, and men look at a woman's appearance and figure. This is not wrong in itself. Because these two things are just a reason to get to know each other in an unfamiliar situation. It’s just a premise. As for whether we can come together after a deeper understanding, that’s another story. However, if a woman doesn’t care about a man’s flaws in character and lack of emotion in life, it’s purely for money, or even compromising. When you are with a man, it is called material. On the contrary, if a man is like this, it is also material."

The monkey scratched his head and said, "It's so profound. According to what you said, if a man has no achievements, and if a woman has no looks, wouldn't there be no chance to get to know each other? Isn't this too miserable?"

Fangzheng laughed loudly and said: "The teacher is talking about two people who are not familiar with each other, at least they don't fully understand each other. In fact, everyone in this world has their own circle. They will come into contact with all kinds of people. , In your circle, there will always be people who like you because they have been in contact with you for a long time and know you. At this time, the two people basically don’t look at material things, but look at feelings. There is no material, Just work hard together to make money. But, you must find someone outside the circle, and then you have to come up with something to attract the other party. A man's achievements, speech and behavior, and a woman's appearance and figure are the most direct differences.

In fact, this is the law of nature. Among animals, when choosing a mate, male birds like to show off their beautiful feathers; male animals like to show off their strong bodies; thus attracting the opposite sex..."

The monkey asked thoughtfully: "Master, why do male birds attract females with their beautiful feathers in the animal world, but when it comes to humans, it is women who attract males with their beautiful appearance? This is completely reversed."

Fangzheng smiled and said, "Who said that men can't attract the opposite sex by virtue of their appearance?"

At this time, the voice of the red boy came from outside the door. As soon as the bear boy came in, he shouted: "Master is right! Monkey, if you ask this question, it means that you don't usually watch the news. I suggest you, when you have nothing to do, use Do a lot of searching on your phone for Xiaoshou, Duck, Boyle, GAY..."

"Pure heart!" When Fangzheng heard this, his forehead was filled with black lines. He was originally discussing the philosophy of life, but why did the bad boy turn sour when he came?

"Master, what's the matter?" Red Boy asked.

Fangzheng said: "Go and help Xianyu clear the snow."

"Uh...Master, I just came back." Red Boy shouted.

"Go too!" Fangzheng snorted.

Red Boy looked at the monkey, then at Fangzheng, clicked his lips, and went out. As a result, as soon as I went out, I saw Xianyu sitting on the Naihe Bridge with a broom in his arms, and his tail was placed in Tianlong Pond, looking like he was enjoying himself.

"Hey, you're back? I don't have to sweep the snow anymore, haha..." Hong Haier said happily.

When Xianyu heard this, he squeezed his eyes and said with a smile, "Jingxin, how about I give you a surprise?"

"What surprise?" Red Boy asked.

The next moment, Xianyu jumped up, rushed to the swept road, and then swung the broom to sweep the snowdrifts on both sides onto the road!

Seeing this, the red boy's face turned dark immediately, and he said angrily, "You fool! Master asked me to sweep it for you, that is to say, you have to sweep it too. If you do this, you will be in bad luck."

Xianyu stuck the broom on the ground, leaned on the broom, and said lazily: "The problem is, I have swept so much snow without you accompanying me. Then I am the only one who is out of luck, and you If you stay with me, it means that two people are unlucky. Two people are unlucky, are they better than one person? No matter what, I earn money..."

Hong Haier was dumbfounded, it was the first time he met such a shameless guy!

Just when the red boy was speechless, the monkey came out: "Fourth junior brother, the master just said that the punishment has been changed and asked you to cook."

Hearing this, Hong Haier looked at Xianyu with a smirk on his face, and said with a smirk, "Brother Xianyu, are you surprised? Are you surprised? Are you happy? Haha... you can sweep the floor yourself! Come on!"

After speaking, Hong Haier turned and left.

Xianyu looked at the snow on the ground, and then looked at his fins, and suddenly had the urge to crash into the snowdrift! This shit, it's too bad!

However, Xianyu only cursed for a while, smelling the aroma of the rice, this guy was immediately full of energy, swept away the snow, and rushed into the monastery. It's just that Xianyu looked at the small ball of crystal rice in the big bowl in front of him, and looked at the way other people sat there eating Hesai, and suddenly felt a little sad.

Seeing that the salted fish refused to eat, the squirrel rubbed its belly, lay down in front of the big bowl of salted fish, put its feet on it to look inside, and then looked at the salted fish cutely.

Seeing this, Xianyu had an idea, thinking that this little thing is relatively simple, if I pretend to be miserable, will he share his share with me? Thinking of this, Xianyu's face immediately collapsed, dejected, as if he ran away from his wife.

Sure enough, the squirrel was immediately attracted, and asked with concern: "Salted fish, what's wrong with you? You seem a little unhappy. Why don't you eat?"

Xianyu sighed and said, "Hey... thinking about the sad past, I'm not in the mood to eat, and besides, just this little meal, hey..."

Speaking of this, Xianyu laughed badly in his heart: "Small, should you sympathize with me? Shouldn't I share some points?"

Hearing this, the squirrel looked at the salted fish with sympathy and said, "Poor salted fish, I don't even have any appetite." After speaking, he looked at the small ball of crystal rice in the bowl, crawled in with his buttocks sticking out, and looked at the salty fish. Yu Nian picked up the crystal rice, and said with concern: "Master said you can't waste it. If you don't have an appetite, I'll help you eat it."

Puff puff!

The others, who had seen through Xianyu's little trick a long time ago, thought that the squirrel would be fooled. I'm still a little worried...

It turned out that the squirrel was indeed fooled, but this guy's brain circuit was different from others, even if he was fooled, the way of being fooled was also different!

Everyone looked at the salted fish who lifted a rock and smashed his foot, saw his dumbfounded expression, and how he didn't keep up with the squirrel's different way of thinking. Everyone sprayed instantly and laughed together.

With this smile, Xianyu suddenly came back to his senses, snatched the rice ball from the squirrel's hand that was about to stuff it into his mouth, and then stuffed it into his mouth with a big mouth! After eating, I jumped off the stool, turned around and left! He found out that there is no serious thing in this monastery!

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