Chapter 821

Just as Xianyu was about to say something, Fangzheng stared at him seriously and said, "Either I will ride you to fly on the fish, or I will ride on you to fly on the fish, or I will throw you to the police, and eat salty fish tonight." fillet!"

"You're ruthless, but...do you think my mana can move you?" Xianyu snorted.

Fangzheng was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? I don't have enough mana to fly with people." Xianyu said.

Fangzheng thought that the salted fish was trying to evade, and the red boy took him to heaven and earth, how did he get on this salted fish? There were so many things going on? For the first time, Fangzheng regretted not taking Honghaier down the mountain. So Fangzheng said angrily: "So, you are basically useless?"

After saying this, it was full of threats.

When Xianyu heard this, he quickly shouted: "Cut the fish fillets, right? I've convinced you, sit still!"

After speaking, the salted fishman stood up! Fangzheng was also overturned to the ground.

"Can you fly?" Fangzheng asked with his eyes wide open.

"Fly a fart! My ancestor, I will fight, I need to run! Come up if you are not afraid of losing your life, my ancestor will carry you!" Xianyu shook his beard and said unwillingly.

Fangzheng was stunned, looking at Xianyu's small body, he was a little dazed. The salted fish is not big, it is as long as an arm. To be short is not short, lying on your side, it can barely be used as a small skateboard, it can be stepped on, and it can also be ridden. It was only then that Fangzheng realized that this guy looked like a fish! Do fish swim sideways? Once this guy stood up, riding on it... Fangzheng subconsciously tightened his ass.

But compared to riding on it, the back in front of him can make Fang Zheng embarrassed. This little guy still stands up and bends down, looking decent, but the problem is, how can he carry such a small one? Fangzheng looked at Xianyu's smug face, obviously, this guy didn't intend to carry him at all, but to give him a problem!

Fangzheng was indeed in a bit of a dilemma, but with a glance, he found that the salted fish not only had two fins on the top, but also two fins on the bottom, but these two fins were not very useful.

Fangzheng smiled inwardly, there is a door!

Xianyu looked at Fangzheng's smile and had a bad premonition, the next moment...

On the road, because of the hijacking, there was a traffic jam. Many drivers honked their horns impatiently, but there was nothing they could do.

A chubby bald man touched the steering wheel and made a phone call: "Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, sister, can I call your sister? Can the traffic police act faster?" I haven’t moved a meter in half an hour! Today’s salary is estimated to be deducted! My car runs slower than a bastard! Hmm? Hmm... wait a minute, can I ask a question?”

"You said?" The person opposite asked very gently and without anger.

The fat man stroked his bald head, looked in the rearview mirror, swallowed and asked, "Is there a penalty for riding an electric bike on the road? Is there a fine?"

"It depends on the specific situation." The other party said patiently.

"Then does the traffic law say that there is a penalty for riding a fish on a motorway?" the bald man asked in disbelief.

The other party was taken aback, obviously not understanding the meaning of the bald head, and asked, "What do you mean?"

Then I heard the bald head rubbing his head and shouting loudly: "Damn it! I saw a monk riding a fish and ran past! The speed must be eighty, not ninety, no, one hundred yards! Nima, what's going on? That fish seems to be a salted fish!"

"Ahem, sir, what you saw may be a salted fish electric car?"

"Che you sister! That guy has no wheels, his fins are small splits, he runs with twists and turns, he's so sexy, and he runs fucking fast!"

"Du...beep..." The other party finally lost his patience, and then muttered: "I can answer patiently if you ask a question, and tease me, is that interesting? I'm not a woman, I'm still a sister, sister, sister!"

As a result, he put down the phone, the phone rang again, and he picked it up. Before he could speak, he heard the other person shout: "Oh my God! I've become a sperm, don't you care? There's a fish on the way!"

"Uh, you need to find a sanitation worker for this."

"The problem is, this guy is carrying someone on his back, and he can run faster than a horse!"

"Du...du..." The man said angrily, "Are these people interesting? They are still making fun of me."

At this moment, the man heard other colleagues beside him also muttering: "It's funny, the fish is on the way, why don't you say that the pig climbed the tree? I believe you will be a ghost."

As a result, as soon as the words came out, several people looked at each other and asked in unison: "Have you also received such a call?"

A person may be a fake, a molestation, but they all received it, this shit--several people are sweating on their foreheads, so they called back quickly to check the situation.

But at this moment, on the road, a monk stepped on the fins under the body of the salted fish with both feet, and pulled two fish whiskers with both hands, like a horse rider, with his buttocks pouted, bent over, and galloping on the street at lightning speed and go.

Fangzheng laughed and said, "Drive! Drive!"

Xianyu's face was full of black lines, and he still remembered him when he went out. He was a happy horseshoe, screaming happily, but after a while, the situation was reversed, and he said bitterly: Hey, Feng Shui turns.

Fangzheng was proud of himself, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, why are the people around him all looking at him? Could it be? Fangzheng slapped the fish's head fiercely: "You are not invisible?"

"You didn't say that either?" Xianyu called.

"I..." Fangzheng really wanted to curse, this is a big hole! But Fangzheng had a brain after all, and immediately cast a dream, and the people around were stunned...

"Brother, it's okay, don't yell. I went to see it. It's a self-balancing car in the shape of a salted fish. The wheels are hidden under the fins, so you can't see it at a glance. Those people are wrong. But this bastard ran away Too fast, traffic jam again, not caught." A traffic policeman reported.

"Huh, let me just say..." A sigh came from the other side of the phone.

At the same time, Fangzheng also let out a sigh of relief, and said in his heart, "Thanks to my cleverness, otherwise I would make headlines again, and then I would drag it to slice it."

Fangzheng shook his head, took out his phone, looked at the location of the navigation, and patted the head of the fish: "Turn left!"

Not long after, Fangzheng came to the gate of the hospital, wrapped the salted fish in a black bag, put it on his back, and then Shi Shiranduo walked into the hospital. As soon as I inquired, I found out about the salesperson named Qiu Yu.

Qiu Yu is still being rescued, and the current situation is not optimistic.

Fangzheng immediately ran outside the emergency room, looked around and saw that there was no one around, and slapped the fish on the head, making him invisible. It didn't take long when some neglect came out, and he immediately mixed in. Looking at Qiu Yu who was lying on the rescue bed, Fangzheng could see the clue at a glance because Fangzheng now understands medicine. The iron nail happened to be stuck in the gap between the nerves of the brain. A slight movement of the nail might destroy the brain. So the doctor is also cautious, not daring to be sloppy...

This is difficult for ordinary people, but for Fangzheng...