Chapter 1448 The Demons Dance
Everyone was at a loss, shooting a book three feet away, what is this?
Fangzheng was also dumbfounded, but he didn't give others a random definition. After all, the world is so big and full of wonders. It's hard to make a judgment if you haven't seen it before.
So Fangzheng took Honghai'er and stood beside him quietly watching.
At this time, Master Liu slowed down slightly, and the beautiful woman next to him used a golden bamboo pole to lift the red cloth on the basin. Every move showed respect for the utensils in the basin. The overall ceremony was extremely solemn, as if inside It is a national treasure.
Everyone stretched their necks to look inside, everyone was curious, what is inside?
As the red cloth was lifted, everyone saw what was inside, and they were dumbfounded!
I saw a few miniature versions of the pull-out water guns in the big basin. The water guns are not small, and there are various models, and there are double-barreled and double-nozzle ones.
Fangzheng was dumbfounded immediately, and muttered, "This..."
Honghaier said: "Master, what does this mean?"
Fangzheng shook his head. He thought it was a brush, but it turned out to be something like this. He didn't have any idea about this thing. He really couldn't figure out what this thing had to do with calligraphy? So he patted the red boy's head and said, "I think the master has limited imagination, so I really don't know what the master is going to do."
While speaking, the master came out holding a small pull-out water gun with extremely solemn and serious hands like holding a pen, and then worshiped the sky and the earth.
Another person came over with a large bucket, the master filled the water gun with ink, and then shouted: "Shoot the ink!"
After finishing speaking, he suddenly turned his head, looked at the long rice paper, and shouted: "Ah!"
The short legs bent slightly following the sound, one foot stretched straight forward, and fell in an arc, like a big rooster in a chicken coop, one step must be divine...
At the same time, Master Liu pushed the pull-out squirt gun, and the squirt gun shot a stream of black ink onto the drawing paper.
Master Liu yelled again, yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... At the same time, he walked over at a faster speed, shaking his hands while walking, and long crooked marks were shot out like this.
I only heard several men and women shouting: "Good! Good! That's great!"
"Okay! Hello, master!"
"Okay! A master stroke, surpassing Wang Xizhi!"
...
Seeing this, the audience was stunned.
The red boy tugged on Fangzheng's clothes and said, "Master, what is this? Looking at it from another angle, isn't it just a child peeing on the wall?"
Fangzheng was speechless when he heard it, but he had to admit that it was indeed a bit like... But he still shook his head slightly and said, "I don't know, maybe it's really a master. The front is a foreshadowing, and there may be a wonderful scene at the end."
Fangzheng is not speaking for the other party. After all, there are indeed some artists on the Internet. The behavior at the beginning made everyone puzzled, and even thought he was an idiot. But when the results came out, they could surprise the whole world. Therefore, Fangzheng didn't want to start talking until the end, but just waited patiently.
"Master, can you stop gnashing your teeth when you speak, and can you hold your own when you clench your fists? My hands are turning red... You're going against your will too." The red boy said helplessly. .
Fangzheng blushed, changed the subject and said, "Shut up! Watch quietly!"
But here comes the problem, in the face of these bastards, he really can't help beating people!
At this moment, Master Liu in front spoke again, holding a large pull-out water gun, pointed at the canvas at a distance of one meter, and then roared without looking at it. The water gun flicked wildly, a crooked circle was drawn, and then sprayed straight all the way to the back of the canvas.
"good!"
"Very good!"
"Yeah!"
The people below continued to shout.
The master also seemed to have been slapped with chicken blood, and took a double-barreled pull-out water gun to spray from one side to the other. As for what was sprayed out... He didn't even look at the canvas, who knows what he sprayed. What is it!
At this time, the master suddenly stood still, turned around, put down the pull-out water gun, and clapped his hands, obviously his creation was over.
Fangzheng looked at the ugly graffiti on the canvas, which had no sense of beauty, and didn't even have any logic, his forehead turned red... What are these?
Hong Hai'er said: "Master, if these guys are put in our place, they will dance wildly. Most likely they will be punished by the heavenly soldiers and generals. They won't survive three days."
Fangzheng patted Honghai'er's head and said, "Don't worry, there are also demons and goblins here, and they will be punished."
"Master, what if no one cares about it?" Hong Haier asked.
Fangzheng smiled and said: "Disciple, you have to believe that there are always some heavenly soldiers and generals in the world who are willing to meddle in their own business."
"For example?" Hong Hai'er seemed to see something in Fang Zheng's eyes.
Fangzheng laughed and said, "For example..."
Speaking of this, Fang's expression turned serious, and when he heard the voices of those men still yelling, his expression changed, and he shouted: "What rubbish?!"
As soon as this remark came out, the audience was in an uproar!
Whether they were Chinese or foreigners, everyone looked at Fang Zheng.
Fangzheng swept everyone's eyes at that moment, and he saw a lot of information.
The nurses looked angry, and the audience looked surprised. Obviously, they didn't expect that someone would really stand up and make trouble!
Hong Haier was also taken aback, but he belonged to the kind of person who is not afraid of big troubles, and immediately shouted: "Yes, what kind of shit?! A child pee looks better than this!"
Seeing such a cute little monk say this, many viewers laughed, thinking that this child is too cute.
There were also people who wanted to say something, but they were held back by their companions, who shook their heads slightly and said in a low voice, "Don't cause trouble if you don't like it, these people have backgrounds and people... Otherwise, how dare they make such a fuss? "
"Don't go, what does it have to do with us?"
"Forget it, there are many families."
"Let's just take a look at the excitement, and if it's not good, let's go."
...
Although these voices were small, Fangzheng and Honghaier could hear them clearly. Fangzheng's heart was a little cold when he heard this, he knew that the blood of the world needs a fire to ignite!
Honghaier said via voice transmission: "Master, it seems that no one is fighting by your side anymore."
Fangzheng patted Honghai'er's head, and said calmly: "It's because there are fewer nosy people in the world, so all the demons and ghosts come out of the cholera world."
"So, master, do you want to single them out alone?" Hong Boy asked.
Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "No, it's all of us."
The red boy looked puzzled...
At this moment, a man with a big arm and a round waist came over and said angrily: "Who are you? What are you talking about here? Do you understand what art is?"
Fangzheng asked back with a smile, "Do you know what shame is?"
The other party's face turned red immediately, and he said angrily, "If you don't understand, go quickly!"
Fangzheng shook his head, ignored the other party, and went directly to the rubbish picture that the master had graffitied casually, and said with a smile: "You guys call this calligraphy? If it can be called calligraphy, it would be the greatest joke in the world! I have to say that this is the worst time Huaxia Calligraphy has been hacked."