Chapter 1085 You Fucking Sit Down

Bassong nodded, and then both of them stopped talking, obviously adjusting their state.

Xiao Xun glanced at Fangzheng, but didn't know what to say, so she adjusted her status.

At the same time, Xianyu Fangzheng said: "Master, don't look for it anymore, I found it."

"So fast? Quickly open it and see if there is any cake inside!" Fang Zheng said.

"Don't look, there is no cake inside." Xianyu said bitterly, looking at the base of the cake that had been licked and cleaned better than it had been washed. He was puzzled, Fangzheng didn't know how to see through his eyes, so how could Fangzheng know his every move? Still using this method to test him, it's really...too much!

"Where's the cake?" Fangzheng was stunned, did Basong lie? Or is it that his salute and the cabin where the salted fish are located are not the same cabin?

Xianyu was very coy, and said embarrassingly: "Master, this is what I want to confess. I ate that cake."

When Fangzheng heard this, he became anxious! This is because he has no hair, otherwise his hair would have stood up! Fangzheng hurriedly asked, "Did you eat it?"

"That's right...the taste is okay, but the taste of the two tubes of drinks is not good. It tastes like water. There seem to be foreign objects in it... It's not easy to digest." Salted Fish complained.

When Fangzheng heard this, he immediately had a strange look on his face!

According to what the man said, the liquid bomb would explode when two liquids met, and depending on the situation, the salted fish drank both tubes, and the two liquids did not seem to explode in his body! Is the way to drink salted fish wrong? Or, when he ate, the two liquids were not completely liquefied? There is so much cream in the stomach, separated?

Thinking of this, Fangzheng rubbed the center of his brows. It was a bit complicated. If he didn't dissect the salted fish, he wouldn't know what was going on in his stomach. But what's really complicated is that it seems that the damned salted fish even ate the detonated bomb! This is fatal, Fang Zheng is not sure what will happen if the bomb explodes in his stomach...

So Fangzheng asked Xianyu: "Xianyu, what do you think would happen if a bomb exploded in your stomach?"

Xianyu was stunned: "What bomb? A nuclear bomb?"

"It's not that fierce." Fang Zheng said.

Xianyu said disapprovingly: "Even if it's okay, this kind of low-level energy is useless to me. By the way, master, why are you asking this?"

Hearing this, Fangzheng felt relieved immediately, and said with a smile, "That's good. If your stomach feels uncomfortable later, just fart two more times."

When Xianyu heard that something was wrong, he kept asking questions, but Fangzheng had already ignored him.

The captain over there asked the robber: "It's already pulled up, can you?"

"Higher! Higher!" shouted the robber.

Everyone in the plane watched this scene nervously. They had a premonition that this flight might be the last time in their lives! The only hope is a miracle!

At this moment, a loud shout sounded: "How high is it? Land!"

When everyone heard it, their hearts trembled. They didn't need to look, they just heard the sound and knew that it was that idiot monk again!

Everyone looked over and cursed in their hearts: Cao Nima, can you fucking shut up? Do you think we didn't die fast enough? Hope has been ruined by you!

Sure enough, Fangzheng yelled, and the robbers also became angry: "If you dare to talk nonsense, I will blow you to death!"

Just as Fang Zheng was about to speak, he heard a group of people shouting at the same time: "Sit down!"

When Fangzheng came to his lips, he was stunned back. Looking around, Fangzheng found out that Xiaoxun, Xiaoxun's grandfather, and Ba Song, who had been suspicious of him just now, had all moved away. Only the old grandmother leaning against the window smiled at him and said, "Master Fangzheng, I believe You, Amitabha..."

Fangzheng's heart warmed immediately, and he saluted, "Amitabha."

Then Fangzheng straightened his chest, and walked up the aisle to face the robber regardless of the complex gazes of confusion, anger, and fear.

At that moment, Fangzheng seemed to have returned to his childhood, and vaguely saw that familiar figure again, and an image flashed in his mind.

"Master, look at that fish, how stupid! Swimming against the water." The young Fang Zheng pointed to a fish in the water and smiled.

Standing on the sidelines, Zen Master Yizhi wearing a shabby monk's robe rubbed Fangzheng's head and said, "Do you think he is stupid?"

Fangzheng nodded and said, "Yes, how stupid."

"Hehe, then let's follow him and see how stupid he is." Zen Master Yizhi also laughed.

Fangzheng was overjoyed when he heard that Zen Master Yizhi was going to watch fish with him! They applauded again and again.

This is a very small stream, the fish is not too big, Fangzheng can't call it by name, he only knows that the biggest fish is only this big. A monk does not kill, so he will not catch fish, but just watch by the stream.

The stream is very steep, even for fish, it is very difficult to swim upstream. But that fish has been working tirelessly...

Fangzheng and Yizhi Zen Master followed it patiently. Finally, half a day later, the fish came to a relatively flat place, found a grassy place and squeezed in.

Fangzheng was puzzled: "He came up so far and made so much effort just to find a pile of grass? Isn't this too stupid?"

Zen Master Yizhi shook his head, but said nothing.

Not long after, the fish came out, but it seemed to swim more slowly.

"Master, what happened to her?" Fangzheng seemed to have discovered something.

"Her, her life has come to an end." Zen Master Yizhi clasped his palms together and recited scriptures.

Fangzheng didn't understand what Zen Master Yizhi meant, but he also followed the scriptures. But he didn't close his eyes, but kept watching from the side. Sure enough, not long after, the fish died. Fangzheng's heart felt pinched by something, and he felt very uncomfortable. He wiped his sore nose and said to Zen Master Yizhi: "Master, what is she doing for? She swam up so hard and died... This is too stupid." gone."

Zen Master Yizhi didn't say anything, but led Fang Zheng to the edge of the pile of weeds, gently pushed the weeds away, and then let Fang Zheng look.

Fangzheng looked down and saw a lot of transparent fish eggs in the weeds, suddenly realized, and shouted: "She is laying eggs!"

Zen Master Yizhi nodded and said: "The water below the stream is turbulent, and there are all kinds of natural enemies. It is not easy for her to lay eggs. So she has to go upstream. Even though everyone calls her a fool, she still believes in the goal and moves forward bravely. Arrived here. There are no natural enemies, no turbulent streams, and a natural spawning bed. Fangzheng, in many cases, not everyone thinks it is right. You just need to go with the flow; On the other hand, it requires great courage and firm will! At the same time, she doesn’t need too many useless reasons, one is enough! Do you still think she is stupid now?”

"Uh...Master, I decided to come here every day!" Fangzheng scratched his head and said with a smirk.