Chapter 1076 Boarding the Plane Embarrassing
Fangzheng said: "That, the poor monk really can't explain clearly."
"It doesn't matter if you don't know what to say, how about finding some time and acting for me?" Jing Yan immediately showed her little fox tail. As a reporter, she was born with a curiosity. If she didn't figure it out, she couldn't sleep all night. In the past few days, she was not only tortured by high-pressure press releases, but also tortured to death by the curiosity in her heart.
Fangzheng smiled wryly when he heard the words: "Almsgiver, I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. To be honest, that day, by coincidence, the Dharma images of the two Bodhisattvas were attracted, and as a result, a series of negative things were caused. I don't know how to let you see it."
What Fangzheng said was the truth. In fact, he still feels dizzy thinking about the situation that day. At that time, the bells and drums were beeping to call the police, and the blood was pouring into the sky. Fangzheng was in a hurry, but with all the supernatural powers he knew, none of them could help. In a hurry, as if he understood something, he communicated with the ten thousand buddha cards in the hall of ten thousand buddhas in a daze!
That's right, Fangzheng didn't communicate with the Bodhisattva, but the Ten Thousand Buddha Card!
He wanted to use the power of Bodhisattva to help himself! In the end, he didn't expect it to be so successful! Let him make a huge splash!
In fact, if he knew that using the power of the Bodhisattva would cause such a big disturbance, or if he could calm down a little, he would let the red boy save people instead of making such a fuss by himself. After all, there are advantages and disadvantages to being in the limelight. A lazy person like him still likes to make a fortune in silence...
The limelight came out, but Fangzheng discovered the problem the next day. He used the power of the Ten Thousand Buddha Card to use the three magical powers of Tianyan, Wisdom Eye and Fayan. As a result, when he used it again the next day, he couldn't use it at all!
Ask the system, the reason given by the system is very simple: overuse your eyes, just rest for a while.
Fangzheng was worried, and asked: How long?
The system lazily said: It depends on your own resilience, just wait. If it is fast, it will be three or two days, if it is slow, it will be three or two years. But it will be alright...
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Up to now, it's okay not to mention this matter, but Fangzheng's heart hurts when he mentions it... Sure enough, he was struck by lightning for pretending to be coercive! Nemesis!
Jing Yan trusted Fang Zheng very much. When Fang Zheng said that, she nodded and said, "Well, if you have a chance in the future, you must let me see it."
Fangzheng nodded.
"Do you really know supernatural power?" Jing Yan still couldn't help but gossip.
What can Fang Zheng say? He directly caught the salted fish who couldn't stay idle behind and asked the salted fish to answer.
As a ten-thousand-year-old fritter, Fang Zheng's ability to talk nonsense is not comparable to that of salted fish. It was the big reporter Jing Yan who was stunned by his nonsense.
At the airport, Jing Yan took out a pair of sunglasses and handed them to Fang Zheng.
Fangzheng was taken aback, and said, "Why do you give this to the poor monk?"
"You are a celebrity now, if you don't want to be recognized, you should take all kinds of troubles with you," Jing Yan said.
Only then did Fangzheng realize that he is a celebrity! So he thanked: "Thank you benefactor, I borrowed it temporarily, and I will return it to you when I come back."
When Jing Yan heard this, she rolled her eyes at him directly, and muttered, "No wonder being a monk is such a straight man with cancer!"
"Benefactor, what are you talking about?" Fangzheng was so busy wearing sunglasses that he couldn't hear clearly.
Jing Yan coughed dryly and said, "It's okay, stand still, let me take a look... Wow!"
"Benefactor, what's the matter?" Fang Zheng straightened his sunglasses, and said in his heart: Isn't it too ugly?
"It's okay, but I didn't expect these sunglasses to be so suitable for you. I thought it would be nondescript for a monk to wear sunglasses. However, wearing them on you is good, very good! Hehe." Jing Yan laughed.
Fangzheng was dressed in a white monk's robe, and his sunglasses were rounded, with a soft curve. Matching his handsome face, he was really handsome in a different way.
Only then did Fangzheng feel relieved, he didn't really care about beauty or ugliness, he was only afraid of making a fool of himself. As long as it's not awkward...
Jing Yan helped Fangzheng go through the formalities, and Fangzheng paid for the air ticket himself. Seeing that Fangzheng insisted on this, Jing Yan followed Fangzheng. The visa is a visa on arrival, and a local friend of Jing Yan will help Fang Zheng solve it. So Fangzheng, a rookie who has never been abroad, went smoothly.
It's just that Fangzheng's smile didn't last long, and Jing Yan was sent away, and after entering the security check...
"Master, you're just going abroad and you'll be back soon. There's no need to be so sad about parting." A kind female security inspector said.
Fangzheng was speechless when he heard this, his eyes were red with sadness, is it homesickness? He regrets it! I regret arbitrarily burning those things! Otherwise, how much money would you save?
At this moment, another security inspector waved a salted fish and asked, "Whose is this salted fish?"
Fangzheng hurriedly said to the female security inspector in front of him, "Thank you, the poor monk is just a little sad."
After finishing speaking, he smiled slightly at the female security inspector, and hurried over to fetch the salted fish.
The female security inspector was stunned by Fangzheng's brilliant smile, and then she muttered with a blushing face, "Really, how can a monk be so handsome... The monk must not be married yet. He should be able to return to vulgarity, right?" ...Ah bah, what are you thinking about? Work!"
"Master, why are you bringing salted fish abroad? Fortunately, you are going to country YN. If you go to country M, you will not be allowed to bring any salted meat." The male security inspector helped Fangzheng wrap the salted fish in black cloth. sideways.
What can Fang Zheng say? It can't be said to bring disciples of salted fish to a meeting, can it?
So Fangzheng smiled and said nothing.
The male security inspector said: "By the way, your salted fish is overweight, you have to check it in. Also, your packing is not good, you need to pack it again."
Fangzheng heard, overweight? Wrong packaging? Want to ship? Suddenly, Fangzheng became a little anxious. Xianyu, an old loach, looked at it in front of his eyes, and he didn't feel at ease. Put it in the checked place, maybe something will happen!
Just when Fang Zheng was about to say something, the enthusiastic male security inspector had already contacted a woman to help Fang Zheng to pack.
Fangzheng had no choice but to follow. It took Fangzheng more than a hundred dollars to pack it, and Fangzheng really felt his heart was bleeding... At the same time, he was glad that he brought the money out, otherwise it would be miserable!
Carrying the packed cardboard box, I heard Xianyu complaining inside: "Master, make a hole for me, I'm so overwhelmed!"
"Wait a minute!" Fangzheng said in a low voice, then found a place, cut two holes out of the box, and then took it to check-in.
"Huh?" Not far away, an old man wearing a Chinese tunic suit and sitting upright suddenly said in surprise.
Next to her was a girl with a ponytail and decent sportswear, looking very youthful. The girl frowned and said, "Grandpa, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing, just now I seem to see a familiar figure, it seems to be the host of One Finger Temple who has made a lot of noise on the Internet, Fang Zheng." The old man said.