Chapter 1101 Salted Fish Massage

Xiaoding couldn't help being pushed forward, but the last man with a gun was playing cool. He thought it would be a feast of wolves eating sheep, but he didn't expect that when he opened the door, he would be greeted by a bull. Great Migration!

Before he could fire the gun, he was knocked to the ground by a group of people, and then he just felt a big foot step on his head, and then he didn't know anything.

"Humans, what a bunch of cowards." In the huge kitchen, there was only one salted fish left.

This guy jumped off the gas stove, and then walked over from table to table, eating whatever delicious food he saw, and then wandered out.

The three thieves who were trampled in a daze, finally came back to their senses, shook their heads, raised their heads, just in time to see a shadow approaching.

The three of them were also well-trained. They immediately grabbed the gun, raised the muzzle, and shouted: "Don't move!"

As a result, when they raised their heads, all three of them were idiots! What was in front of him was not a person, but a fish!

The fish was obviously also a little confused, and then came back to his senses, twitched the fish's whiskers, and grinned at the three of them: "You don't move if you say you can't move, my ancestor is too obedient, right? I just moved , what can you do?"

"My Cao, this looks like a fish!"

"Nonsense! This is a fish!"

"Nimma, how does the salted fish walk?"

"Nimma, how can salted fish talk?"

"My Cao, put it down!" One person shouted.

I saw that Xianyu not only moved, but also picked up the guns they dropped, and fiddled with them for a while, almost hitting the trigger several times, and the cold sweat of several people watching was pouring down like rain...

"Is this the legendary gun? Oh, it's quite interesting...how is this thing used?" Xianyu asked.

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief when they heard that Xianyu didn't know how to use a gun, and then looked at each other's size. They are all desperadoes, and they are courageous. Although it is unreasonable for Xianyu to be able to talk and walk, they still use their inertial thinking to think that with such a little teasing, they will definitely not be able to defeat the three strong men!

So the three of them looked at each other and reached a consensus almost instantly. With a loud roar, they got up and flew towards the salted fish at the same time! Don't care about anything, grab it and talk about it!

Seeing this, Xianyu's cute and curious big eyes suddenly flattened down, like a human squinting his eyes, and said in his heart very dissatisfied: "The old ancestor asked you a question, and you didn't answer well, why do you still want to rebel? The old ancestor Can't shoot, but it doesn't mean that the ancestors can't hit people with guns!"

Xianyu turned the tip of the gun, grabbed the tip of the gun, and used the gun as a baseball bat. When it was rounded, he yelled, "Ada!"

Just three muffled bangs!

At the same time, accompanied by three pig-killing screams, three unlucky ghosts with crooked mouths and squinting eyes appeared on the ground!

Xianyu looked at the deformed AK47 and threw it aside. Picking up another AK47, he went over and stabbed the three of them, but the three of them remained motionless, obviously knocked out.

Xianyu shook his head and said, "Come to a place like this with a gun, you can't be a good person at first glance... But I'm dizzy, who will teach me how to use a gun?"

Not giving up, Xianyu rummaged through the three of them, and sure enough, he took out the phone, unlocked it with the fingerprint of the other party, and happily found out how to use a gun...

A few minutes later, the three of them only felt that their mouths were numb from the pain, but their brains began to wake up. They opened their eyes slightly, just in time to see the salted fish picking up the gun, studying the safety of the gun, and fiddling with it. It's on.

At this time, one of them had an idea and said: "This is a gun, you just point the narrow head at yourself, and then pull the crescent-like thing on the ground."

Hearing this, the other two suddenly realized what the other meant, and nodded their heads again and again. As for talking? The two of them were miserable, their jaws were basically broken, and they couldn't speak.

Xianyu glanced at the other party and said, "Are you sure?"

"Sure!" the man said immediately.

Xianyu nodded and aimed the gun at his head.

The breathing of the three of them immediately became rapid, and the palms of their hands were sweating.

At this moment, Xianyu seemed to see something interesting, and pointed the muzzle of the gun directly at his eyes, and his big eyes stared intently at the muzzle of the gun.

Seeing this, one of the three suddenly rushed forward with a roar, and pulled the trigger!

Just heard a bang gunshot!

The nerves of the three of them relaxed for a while!

In the world view of the three, the eyes are the most vulnerable place. Even if a whale with rough skin and thick flesh is shot in the eye, half of its life will be lost if it does not die! Therefore, the moment they fired the gun, they had already sentenced Xianyu to death.

Then before he breathed a sigh of relief, he saw the salted fish at the muzzle, suddenly raised his head, and asked, "It's very comfortable, let's do it again?"

When the three of them heard this, they looked up and saw a flat bullet stuck to the salted fish's eye. The bullet fell off after the salted fish's eye moved, and jumped twice on the ground with a bang...

The three of them looked at each other, only to feel that their eyes went dark, bang bang bang...the three of them fainted on the spot.

Seeing this, Xianyu pursed her lips and said, "How can you imitate others to be bad guys with such a little nerve? When you wake up again, I won't scare you to death!"

It turned out that Xianyu had already seen what the three of them meant, but this guy had a bad stomach, rough skin and thick flesh, so he just cooperated with the acting and teased them. A few people were teased by this, and that's it...

Xianyu looked at the three of them, then at the gun on the ground, then at the kitchen knife in the kitchen, suddenly let out a smirk, and then dragged the three of them into the kitchen.

Not long after, Xianyu came out with a pistol in his hand. As he walked, he shot himself in the head and hit his skull, sparks flew everywhere. …Comfortable!"

More than ten minutes later, the three unlucky children in the kitchen woke up. As soon as they opened their eyes, they subconsciously wanted to move, but as soon as they moved, they felt a cold light flash before their eyes!

The three of them were awakened by the cold light in an instant, and they saw that their trousers had been ripped off at some point, and each of them had a kitchen knife hanging high in front of them, and looking at the rope above, it seemed that someone had tampered with them. No matter who among the three struggled hard, they would break the rope, and then...

Thinking of this, the three of them glanced at each other and reached a tacit understanding in an instant - unless someone came to rescue them, they would not struggle even if they were killed! I love it!

But thinking of the look in each other's eyes when they were rescued, the three of them felt an urge to die, and once again reached a tacit agreement - even if they were killed, they would not shout for help!

Meanwhile, in the banquet hall.

Qingjing Sanren was like a god descended from heaven, he drove away Ruan Shitao with a few words, and became the focus of the scene for a while. Countless people are discussing the origin of this female Taoist priest.