Chapter 1118 Law Enforcement Weapon

The red boy followed suit: "Of course it's delicious. This is freshly ripened crystal rice that has absorbed a lot of spiritual energy without any storage! This taste... tsk tsk, it's better than jelly beans!"

After finishing speaking, Honghaier popped up from the crystal rice field, threw a crystal rice seed into his mouth, and started chewing.

Hong Hai'er was eating, when suddenly he felt hairy all over his body, as if he was going to be unlucky, he subconsciously turned his head. As a result, not far away, Fangzheng with a black face and Xianyu with a smirk were looking at them.

Red Boy looked at it, Squirrel and Lone Wolf followed, and then made a majority at the same time, thinking: "Not good! Master is back!"

The lone wolf who jumped up from Lao Gao just now fell to the ground with a thud, but the ground was covered with snow, he got up after rolling, leaned in front of Fang, and said, "Master, why are you back?"

"You've only been out for a few days. Are you separated? Congratulations, you've been assigned to Jingmitian." Fangzheng said with a smile.

Looking at Fangzheng's smile, the lone wolf felt hairy all over his body, and pretended to be stupid: "Master, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand? Oh, I remembered, I haven't patrolled the mountains today, so I'm going to patrol the mountains first." .”

After speaking, this guy ran away...

Seeing this, the squirrel quickly hugged the seeds in his arms to Fangzheng, and said like offering a treasure: "Master, I know you are coming back, and the horses and horses are exhausted. This is the harvest I picked for the monastery, please accept it."

Fangzheng looked serious. Although his face was furious, he could still feel that this little thing was blushing because of lying. Obviously, for this little thing, lying is really a technical job.

When it came to Honghaier, it was just the opposite. Honghaier said solemnly: "Master, I was inspecting the crystal rice field just now. The growth is very good and it can be harvested."

Fangzheng grinned, raised his hands, and rubbed them against his chest, making a crunching sound, then grinned and said, "Very good, if we don't see each other for a few days, we'll be lying. Salted fish, bring the temple rules!"

Xianyu was taken aback, and asked, "What are temple rules?"

Fangzheng took a look, this is an ungodly thing... So Fangzheng grabbed the salted fish by the tail, swung the salted fish like a mace, and roared: "You scoundrels, today's As a teacher, you must rectify the wind, understand the temple rules, and watch!"

"Fourth Junior Brother, what should we do? It hurts to hit you with a salty fish, but it hurts to hit me... that's the effect of the steamroller..." Squirrel asked pitifully.

"Run!" Red Boy yelled, turned around and ran.

The squirrel suddenly came to his senses and ran after him.

The red boy turned his head, looked at the cloth bag in the squirrel's arms, and said, "You are about to be beaten into a meatloaf, what are you doing with that thing? Do you want some stuffing? Put it down and run away." ! Run fast!"

Upon hearing this, the squirrel put down the black cloth bag decisively and ran away.

Fangzheng looked at the backs of these guys and grinned. Although these disciples are sometimes surprisingly stupid, they are so stupid that people want to slap them twice. But I have to say, facing these guys is the feeling of home...

So Fangzheng waved the salted fish, and started a farce of a big chase.

After a long chase, when the guys returned to the monastery from the back door, except for the red boy, the rest were all bruised and swollen, but they all looked very excited, as if they had been beaten up and were beaten. It's like playing stupid.

In the evening, the gate of the temple was slowly closed, and the pilgrims gradually dispersed.

Fangzheng watched the tired-looking monkey walk in, and said with satisfaction: "You guys, you should learn more from Jingzhen. Three days of fishing and two days of drying nets, how can you become a Buddha like this?"

As soon as these words came out, Fangzheng found that although the monkey hadn't changed much, the squirrel, the lone wolf, and the red boy all looked disapproving. Looking at the monkey's eyes, there is also a bit of envy and jealousy...

But Fangzheng didn't think much about it, he was tired all day, so he hurriedly asked Honghaier to cook.

After a meal, Fangzheng drank a big mouthful of rootless clean water, and Fangzheng felt his whole body smooth. I went out and walked around a corner under the moonlight, and when I strolled back to the vicinity of Yizhi Temple, I heard a person muttering there: "It's so dangerous, it's lucky that I lost in the boxing game, otherwise I will follow the wave, I will definitely It was even worse to be beaten."

Fangzheng heard the sound and looked carefully, and found that it was the monkey who spoke.

Fangzheng grinned, rolled up his sleeves, and walked over. After a while, there was a scream in the bamboo forest.

The squirrels in the yard hurried back to the villa to close the door and go to sleep.

The lone wolf hid with its tail between its legs.

Hong Haier lamented: "Sure enough, no one can escape from this bald man's grasp. Speaking of which, he seems to have become violent this time when he comes back. He used to be a chestnut, but now he has started to use salted fish... ..."

"It's better to use a stick than a salted fish. The salted fish is harder than a stick! When beating people, they not only bump, but also pull ears and tails..." Lone Wolf complained.

Hearing this, the squirrel poked its head out and said, "Still biting people!"

"You guys, my old man is enforcing the temple rules. Of course it must be stricter...Of course, if you are willing to give me more food in the future, my old man promises to release it at critical moments..." Xianyu said Before he could speak, the back door opened. Fangzheng walked in with a smile and asked, "What did you put?"

Xianyu said decisively: "Those who let go of their hands and feet and beat them know their mistakes and can correct them!"

"Remember your words, if you dare to release water, I will beat you with Jingxin next time!" Fangzheng said.

When Xianyu heard this, he subconsciously glanced at Jingxin, pondering, it seemed that he was not as tough as Hongboy, so he resolutely persuaded, and quickly shouted: "Don't worry, master, I will be your most powerful law enforcement weapon!"

Lone wolf, red boy, monkey, and squirrel gave him a blank stare when they heard this, as if to say, "You're just an animal!"

But Xianyu doesn't care, as long as he doesn't get beaten, it's fine if a dead fellow Taoist doesn't die...

Fangzheng didn't pay attention to them anymore. Although they all had bruises and swollen faces, he had already tested out the physical strength of these guys. After such a long period of crystal rice, rootless clean water to build foundations, coupled with the baptism of Buddha's breath, the washing of the marrow and cutting of the veins with the morning bell and evening drum, all the bones of each body are tyrannical and perverted.

Even Fang Zheng, who eats spiritual ginseng every day and practices physical skills every day, needs some strength to beat them. Even so, it only hurt the skin, not the bones. If they were released one by one, they would definitely be at the monster level...

But Fangzheng's heart also became worried. These guys' physical bodies are getting stronger and stronger, but their souls can't keep up. Something will happen sooner or later!

Fangzheng felt bitter in his heart. He who had earned 100,000 merits suddenly felt that these 100,000 merits were not much. The road to earning merit is long, and he has to search up and down.