Chapter 1100 Youkai
"Boom boom boom!"
"Dear Madam, your order has arrived." The waiter knocked on the door, but he didn't see a salted fish crawling out from under it. He lifted the lid, took a plate of green vegetables inside and shrank under the table, babbling. eat up.
The door opened, and the waiter opened the cover of the table, dumbfounded: "Where's the food?"
"Should I say this?" The woman who opened the door glared angrily, and closed the door with a bang.
The waiter went back and forth to check the dining car with a crying voice, but he couldn't find the missing dishes, so he bent down on the ground to look for them angrily, but the salted fish crawled out from the other side and put the empty dishes into the dining car. When the waiter stood up, the salted fish went under again.
The waiter opened the lid again, his hands trembling with fright... He muttered: "I...I swear! There was absolutely no plate just now!"
Then the waiter pushed the dining cart away quickly as if he had seen a ghost.
But then, the waiter really wanted to cry. He found that the food he delivered would always disappear halfway. After several times in succession, the waiter knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the dining car: "I don't know where the ghosts are, Buddha, Bodhisattva, Fairies, angels, please don't play with me, please...uh..."
Kneeling and raising his head, he suddenly saw something under the car! That turned out to be a fish tail!
The waiter frowned, grabbed the tail of the fish, and pulled it out!
A huge salted fish was pulled out. The waiter looked at the hard salted fish in front of him, his mind was confused, and he muttered: "I didn't send the salted fish...how come there is a salted fish under the truck."
Shaking his head, the waiter still felt panicked, and hurriedly put the salted fish on the cart, and pushed the cart to the kitchen.
"Hey, Xiao Ding, you're not going to lose the food again, are you? Watch out for the manager looking for you!" A chef saw Xiao Ding pushing the dining cart and came back listlessly.
Xiao Ding said bitterly: "It's true that I lost it again. I don't know what kind of god it is, so they set their sights on me... Hey. But I picked up a salted fish on the way. Look, who lost it?"
"Salted fish? Our restaurant doesn't serve salted fish. But this salted fish is quite fat!" A chef came over, stroked the belly of the salted fish, and said in amazement.
"Never mind whoever it is, salted fish, it's not for food. There are quite a few businessmen and celebrities among the guests here, so I'll cut it into pieces and send it to them," said a fat chef.
"Okay, I'll wash him!" Another chef with a mustache smiled and carried the salted fish to the sink, turned on the tap, and brushed it up with a brush. But while brushing, he felt strange, always felt that there was something wrong with the salty fish's eyes, as if he was always looking at him!
He looked hairy all over, but fortunately, he finished brushing it quickly, threw it to the fat chef and said, "Go ahead, this fish makes me panic when I look at it."
"You coward, it's just a salted fish, what's there to panic about? Look at me!" The fat chef turned around and put the salted fish on his exclusive cutting board. The others are busy in their own way. After all, there are so many people waiting, no one dares to be negligent. If you neglect the people above, you will lose your job.
Xiao Ding saw that there was nothing wrong with him, so he left, but before he left, he looked back, and just when he saw the fat chef turned back to talk, the salted fish suddenly twisted its body, stood up with its upper body, and then took stuffed a cucumber into his mouth. Finding Xiaoding looking at him, Xianyu grinned at him, then wiped his neck.
"My god!" Xiao Ding yelled in fright.
The fat chef suddenly turned around and asked, "Xiao Ding, what's wrong?"
Xiao Ding pointed to the salted fish on the chopping board and said, "The salted fish just came alive!"
The fat chef looked down at the hard salted fish, and said with a smile, "Did you take the wrong medicine? A dead fish, when did it live? If you can live, show me one if you can! If you can't, I'll chop you up with a single knife, and make it a side dish!"
As a result, the salted fish lay there motionless, and the fat chef was happy again. Xiao Ding rubbed his eyes, and after making sure that nothing happened, he walked away restlessly, and said as he walked, "I always feel that something is going to happen..."
The fat chef shook his head, waved the kitchen knife, and shouted, "Come on, cutie, cut it in two!"
"when!"
Seeing sparks splashing everywhere, the blunt knife in the chef's hand collapsed to the top, and the sparks also collapsed, the fat chef was dumbfounded!
"How...how is this possible?" The fat chef was stunned. He cooked his whole life and killed an unknown number of fish, but he swore that he had never seen such a tough fish!
Everyone else was busy, no one saw this scene, but the fat chef felt a little sweaty on his forehead.
Putting down the blunt knife, he took another sharp knife and prepared to take his time, but the knife cut the salted fish's body. After grinding for a long time, he didn't even have any white marks.
The fat chef swallowed, wiped the sweat from his forehead, couldn't help but think of Xiao Ding's words, his hands trembled a little, and muttered: "I don't believe it, I will burn it directly!"
The gas stove was turned on to the maximum, and the flames sprayed Lao Gao. The fat chef was really a little scared. He directly put the salted fish on the gas stove and burned it!
A minute later, the salted fish is still salted fish, and the fire is still fire.
The fat chef is wiping his sweat.
Five minutes later, the salted fish is still salted fish, and the fire is still on fire.
The fat cook is wiping away tears.
Ten minutes later, the fat chef cried, "What the hell are you? Talk if you can!"
"What do you want me to say? Smelly fat man, he was chopped with a knife and ground with a knife. Now he is burning with fire. My old man didn't even ask you to settle accounts. You still let me talk? I really thought that my ancestors would not Cursing?" Xianyu suddenly sat up, just sat in the flames, and spit at the fat man, all the saliva sprayed on the fat man's face.
Fatty's abnormality attracted the attention of others. Everyone turned their heads to look at it. The next moment, there was a burst of screams. Dozens of chefs threw their knives in fright and shouted: "Monster!"
The chefs ran out collectively.
At the same time, Xiao Ding, who left, came back, but he didn't come back voluntarily.
"Be good, back up, don't make a sound. Otherwise, if you shoot this shot, I won't guarantee your life." A man pointed a gun at Xiao Ding, and Xiao Ding slowly backed away.
"Okay, you two go to open the door, little friend, you can say hello to your colleagues now. Tell them to be quiet..." the man with the gun laughed.
The two men with guns behind the man with guns stepped forward and reached out to open the door.
at this time!
Boom!
The door of the room was knocked open like an explosion!
The door panels that opened on both sides collapsed at the same time. Before the two unlucky ghosts who opened the door could react, they were directly slapped on the face by the door panels, and fell back as soon as their eyes were darkened!
As soon as the door opened, a group of fat people in white clothes swarmed out!