Chapter 834: Yuan Tan's Magical Brush
The naturally cute Zhang Xingcai pulled the silly Baitian off Yinping, and said it was convenient to enter the women's toilet.
Unexpectedly, there was a shocking shout from behind, weeping ghosts and gods.
The two goddesses disguised as men were already in a hurry, their long legs trembled, and they almost peed on their pants.
What kind of temper did Zhang Xingcai have? His father, Zhang Fei, dared to hit him, and turned around and scolded angrily: "Hey, what are you shouting, you little brat?"
Guan Yinping also looked very dissatisfied, "Going to the toilet is hindering you?"
Yuan Tan's sharp eyes were very angry, you guys are going to the women's restroom, and you are so righteous, is this really okay?
Angrily said: "You don't hinder me when you go to the toilet, but you hinder me when you go to the women's toilet."
"Why, you also want to go to the women's bathroom?" Guan Yinping's eyes widened.
Yuan Tan almost smoked it.
But in the hearts of Guan Yinping and Zhang Xingcai, it is only natural for them to go to the women's toilet.
As for Yuan Tan, it was obvious that he would shamelessly deny it even if he was discovered. For such a person, he couldn't let it go, "What are you sneaking around here for?"
"Sneaky? You are a shameless person, you know what to ask, you are shameless." Zhang Xingcai, a cute loli, never suffers.
"...." Yuan Tan's eyes became sharper, "I'm shameless, I've never seen you so thick-skinned."
Guan Yinping put his hands on his waist and stamped his feet angrily, "Why are we so thick-skinned?" Is it bothering you to go to the toilet? Why is your man so different from other men?
Yuan Tan was also furious, "I don't care if you go to the restroom, but I will take care of you when you go to the women's restroom."
Zhang Xingcai heard such shameless words for her, her forehead gradually turned blue, her face gradually darkened, her facial features were distorted, and her teeth became thick.
(/‵Ⅲ′)/
It's about to be unbearable.
Yuan Tan was definitely not afraid, he didn't take it seriously, and continued to reprimand, "Do you still have the face to go to the women's bathroom? Thanks to your extraordinary looks, you are so handsome. God is really blind and embarrassing to Jiangdong talented people."
Immediately opened the eyes.
After all, such a handsome young man,
It was the first time I saw him, he was more handsome than the third child in the family, and even more handsome than Cui Yan, the most beautiful man in the world.
But having such a quirk is really tolerable or unbearable. You must remember their names so that you can make them famous for a while.
Zhang Xingcai: Strength 79, Intelligence 58, faction Liu Bei, loyalty 100.
Guan Yinping: Strength 78, Intelligence 59, faction Liu Bei, loyalty 100.
Yuan Tan turned pale with shock, it turned out to be Liu Bei's man.
Why is the name so familiar?
It seems to have appeared in a dream.
Yuan Tan: ヾ(?｀Д′?)
Yuan Tan: ⊙﹏⊙∥∣°
Come to think of it, she is the daughter of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.
"Fuck!" Yuan Tan yelled, showing the horror in his heart. After all, he drank a lot of wine and almost made a somersault, but fortunately he was supported by Dian Wei and Xu Chu.
Dian Wei and Xu Chu were shocked, "My lord, have you been plotted against by them!"
"No, no." Yuan Tan rested his hand on his forehead, digesting this matter.
The two of Dian and Wei suddenly felt that the eldest son was so righteous, which was popularized by these two.
From Yuan Tan's point of view, it must be a woman disguised as a man to travel. Hearing that there are many talented people here, he ran here, and his eyes rolled suddenly.
Guan Yu Zhang Fei's daughter.
<(‵▽′)
(I am bad silver~)
"you……."
"I'm going to kill you!" Zhang Xingcai ran away. For her, this was too humiliating. As expected of Zhang Fei's daughter, she looks exactly like her father when she is angry. There is still a generation of beauties there, completely runaway generation of witches, "My hammer, my hammer!"
"What are you dragging me to do? You are stupid and sweet. We are being bullied." Zhang Xingcai was lifted up by Guan Yinping, pedaling a bicycle with a pair of short legs.
Guan Yinping hurriedly whispered something.
(⊙ o ⊙) Ah! Zhang Xingcai was taken aback for a moment, looked at her clothes, and suddenly realized, her face was burning hot, wishing she could find a place to get in.
Like a deflated ball.
Yuan Tan also understood that although she was wearing men's clothes, she was still a woman inside, so she naturally wanted to go to the women's toilet, but he happened to catch her right.
Guan Yinping nodded with two index fingers, and said embarrassingly: "This... this young master taught us that we were wrong."
This reason left Yuan Tan speechless.
"Let's go." Although Zhang Xingcai inherited Zhang Fei's violent temper, he also inherited his father's sense of justice. It was obvious that this matter was his fault.
Xiao Guanzhang took the opportunity to escape.
"Wait a minute." Yuan Tan's eyes became sharper, how could he just let Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's daughter run away, let alone the eldest daughter of Huanghua, "Aren't you unable to hold back?"
Dian Wei and Xu Chu were also staring at each other, and nodded their heads and said: "Yes, yes, leave as soon as you get up, don't go to the toilet, what is wrong, you are clearly shameless."
Just wait for Yuan Tan's order to arrest him.
It was only then that Zhang Xingcai came to a sudden realization.
His face became hotter.
Guan Yinping felt ashamed, and sweetened her stupidity, "Just go up."
Zhang Xingcai, (⊙ o ⊙) ah! Sister, why did you squat in the pit? Cute.
Yuan Tan: <(‵▽′)>
I found your face in a blink of an eye
Already flushed, it won't be like before
There is always some understanding in an instant
what i said will come true
The world of beauties begins to snow
Let me directly confess with excitement
You and I first met the reincarnation of the five grains
Let the wind laugh i can't refuse
My heart waits to meet the frenzy.
Guan Yinping: ∪_∪, turned around and calmly entered the men's room.
Zhang Xingcai: -||||, she looks constipated, so she has no choice but to go in too.
Yuan Tan: ⊙.⊙, followed and walked inside, stopped Dian Wei and Xu Chu, and said, "You two don't come in, it's inconvenient."
? ? ? Dian Wei and Xu Chu couldn't figure it out.
in the toilet.
"You two, I'll come too."
Guan Yinping and Zhang Xingcai were staring at the pit in the men's toilet in a daze, but after a while the shameless guy outside left and they also hurried away, hearing the words: Q0Q.
Trembling, I didn't dare to turn around, but at this time there was an annoying voice behind me, "Why don't you pee? Could it be poop, then squat in the pit."
Guan Yinping: 〒△〒
Zhang Xingcai: T△T
Yuan Tan's triumphant voice came, pointing to the tunnel: "Stand on both sides of the Yangtze River, holding military documents, machine guns in front, and cannons in the back."
The two of Guan Yinping, O__O".
Although I don't know what machine guns and cannons are, it doesn't prevent me from thinking about them.
The two little goddesses looked at each other and were shocked. Although this man spoke rudely, he contained supreme military principles. He was not only talented, but really talented.
Poetry can still be done like this, worship, it can only be worship, worship to the point of killing people.
The two little goddesses were frantic, chaotic, turbulent, and rioting. They pushed the golden mountain and inverted the jade pillar, and almost pulled over.
Seeing this, Yuan Tan was complacent, and suddenly felt that this was really his rare stroke of genius.
In the future, it will be recorded in the annals of history, and it will be another unofficial story, which will be passed down to the toilet after thousands of generations, which is really beautiful.