Chapter 845 We Are a Couple
"Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms ()"!
When Yuan Tan learned that Guan Yinping and Zhang Xingcai were here to kill him, his heart felt like soup.
To even choose that kind of place as the crime scene is to burn all inside.
It is not easy to be a king, not only to be careful outside, but also to be vigilant when you are at home, even when you are sleeping.
When I used to watch TV, I still disliked the rules in the palace, and the eunuchs had to test the poison before eating a meal. Now it seems that the rules are still less, and there are no more rules.
Naturally, such a thing cannot be allowed to happen.
It's definitely not good to force it, but we still have to get closer and become our own people, so we won't do anything if we think about it.
Just as I was talking about further development, I saw a group of big men jumping out of the chaotic grass on the opposite side.
The first person is the most vicious, like a bearded king kong, with a bloody mouth, and a hair like the wig worn by British lawyers.
In his hand was a large wooden stick covered with caltrops.
"Who! Don't want to hurt my brother!" Yuan Tan spread his arms to protect the second daughter.
The two girls blushed and retreated.
Sha Moke was furious and paid me back the damage. Didn't you hurt more than me?
"Yue Fei, I didn't expect you, a righteous man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to be so shameless! Take your life!"
He raised the barbed thorn bone, jumped up, and smashed down angrily.
Shamoko's strength is 91.
Putting all his life together, Yuan Tan couldn't handle it with bare hands.
Dodge and dodge.
The huge barbed thorns smashed the hard ground into big holes one after another, and the gravel flew.
Yuan Tan said: "Samoke, although you are the thief of Shanyue, I have heard of your name, and you are not unreasonable. I am a slave here now, and I have not done anything illegal. How can you What wants my life?"
When everyone heard it, hey, you kid has poached our king's partner, isn't that illegal?
Shamoko is very cruel,
But not a shameless person, said: "These two people are mine."
Guan Yinping and Zhang Xingcai:? ? ? , what is his?
Yuan Tan sneered, "I didn't expect that you, Sha Moke, can be regarded as a hero of the generation, and you actually like men."
Guan Yinping and Zhang Xingcai: (⊙v⊙), I just woke up, ==#.
"Damn it!" Zhang Xingcai became irritable. When he saw a stick in Yuan Tan's waist, he immediately pulled it out and rushed up, "Take my stick!"
Sha Moke didn't care at all, and directly grabbed the end of the stick with his hand.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Xingcai touched a certain switch when trying to regain it.
The wooden stick exploded with an electric arc, and there was a clatter of thunderbolts, which directly shocked Samoko.
Pan Lin and Fei Zhan looked at each other, and immediately stopped the bandits who were about to rush over to help, and reprimanded: "Don't you have eyes? How could this person be the king's opponent? Obviously, the king did it on purpose."
A group of bandits suddenly realized.
Afterwards, Zhang Xingcai discovered the secret of the wooden stick, and shook Shamoke on the ground, rolling and screaming.
Shaoqing.
Zhang Xingcai slammed the switch, but there was no movement, so she had to look at Yuan Tan.
Yuan Tan walked over, filled with distress, and put it away, "The battery is out."
Sha Moke had been shot a long time ago, his liver and gallbladder were torn apart, and he took the opportunity to crawl to Pan Lin and the others, but before he had time to yell why he was not saved.
Fei Zhan and the others nodded and said, "Your Majesty, you're acting too similar."
"The hair is standing on end, and most people really can't do it."
"I like men, you shameless bastard!" Guan Yin held his breath and cursed loudly.
Shamoke was also furious, "What's wrong with liking men, do you know the Four Great Princes of the Warring States Period? There is Lord Longyang in it, and Lord Longyang is a man."
Fei Zhandao, "What's wrong with Mr. Longyang being a man?"
"Mr. Longyang is the woman of King Wei."
The thieves suddenly realized, "This..., it's too good."
Sha Moke felt too embarrassed, and waved his hand, "Come on, catch them all!"
Hundreds of people surrounded Yuan Tan and the others, especially since the enemy still had bows and arrows, they definitely couldn't fight the enemy.
"Sha Moke, you have to be reasonable in life, and the same is true in being a thief. You must have a way in everything, otherwise you will only be ridiculed if you try to convince the crowd." Yuan Tan said.
Sha Moke snorted coldly, "You don't need to be reasonable when you like someone."
Yuan Tan suddenly said seriously: "You are right."
Sha Moke snorted coldly again, "For you are a smart boy, my king is also reasonable in his actions, I can spare your life, go away."
Yuan Tan did not leave, and said solemnly, "Then do you like men or women?"
"Is there even a need to ask?" Samoke said disdainfully.
"That's good. I'm now officially informing you that they are women."
What! Sha Moke's eyes widened, and then he flew into a rage, "It's really shameless, you can think of such a reason."
"How do you know we belong to women!" Zhang Xingcai said in surprise.
Samoko: ⊙﹏⊙
Yuan Tan smiled, "Daughter-in-law fans stop acting, we are actually a couple, no no, a third couple."
In fact, he wanted to take advantage and pave the way for his future life.
Zhang Xingcai was talking about continuing to defend, but was stopped by Guan Yinping, who suddenly realized that it was just an excuse.
Sha Moke scratched his hair violently, he didn't expect that he finally fell in love with someone, and that person turned out to be a woman.
His face was hot, but he didn't want to let things go like this, "You are a couple, who can testify?"
"We can all testify!"
Pang Tong came with the people, as well as Dian Wei and Xu Chu.
Today's people are completely different from before, and they dare to work hard.
He must not live like this, completely inspired by Yuan Tan to fight.
Hearing that something happened to Yuan Tan here, they all came to rescue him.
As for Pang Tong, he was still complaining that Yuan Tan flirted with two men, but in fact it didn't matter if he flirted with ten thousand women.
After all, in history, no Holy Master has ever liked a man, so it's too tainted.
Only then did I realize that she was a beauty in men's clothing, which made sense.
Sha Moke also keenly felt that these slaves were different from the past. What was the origin of this young man? He had brought such drastic changes to the slaves just one day after he came here.
So, I don't intend to let it go easily.
Moreover, Shamoke was just being rude, not stupid, and he also found out that what Yuan Tan said was a lie, so he took the opportunity to make things difficult, and snorted coldly, "Since you are husband and wife, then you two should kiss each other."
Guan Yinping and Zhang Xingcai: (⊙o⊙) Ah!
Yuan Tan: ╰(*°▽°*)╯, right in my arms.
"Why are you hesitating?" Samoke smiled triumphantly.
Guan Yinping and Zhang Xingcai would definitely not agree to it.
Yuan Tan had no choice but to say, "After all, there are so many people."
"Quick kiss. If not, kill all of them." Shamoke waved the barbed thorns.
Yuan Tan is still very grateful to the King of the Mountain, and with this help, his life can be spared. He rubbed his hands, looked at Guan Yinping and Zhang Xingcai, and rubbed his hands, "Look, I kissed you. Or are you here to kiss?"
Zhang Xingcai: ⊙︿⊙
Guan Yinping: (*^．^*).
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