Chapter 860: The Good Show Begins

"The eldest son is dead!"

"How did the eldest son die?"

"It was killed by two beauties!"

"this……."

If this is the case, it is not surprising.

After all, no matter how well-guarded a man is and how skilled he is, he can't resist the assassination of a beauty.

Jiangdong people can understand it best, because in history Goujian, the king of Yue, sent Xi Shi to Fuchai, the king of Wu, to do this job. The territory of the king of Yue and the king of Wu is the current Jiangdong area.

The news quickly spread throughout the city, and immediately the whole city was brightly lit, especially the houses of the gentry.

These Jiangdong gentry are basically inherited from the doctor of Chu State. To them, they are more powerful than their ancestors when they heard that Qin Shihuang had died.

"It deserves it, Yuan Tan died for our Overlord of Chu."

"That's right, we Jiangdong should have unified the world when we were the overlord of Chu, what's the matter with that rascal Liu Bang?"

For the Jiangdong gentry, after being suppressed for hundreds of years, their truest thoughts were exposed. In fact, they did not have the Han Dynasty in their eyes.

Today, Sun Jian and Sun Ce, the overlord of Chu, are the successors of the Overlord of Chu, and the elders of Jiangdong will fully support them.

So, after dawn, Sun Jian went to the official post to mourn the funeral. Along the way, hundreds of gentry patriarchs gathered in the team, which made the team unprecedentedly large.

Jiangdong Twelve Tiger Officials.

Civil officials like Zhang Zhao, Zhuge Jin, Yu Fan, Gu Yong, Yan Jian, Zhang Hong, Lu Fan, and Lu Ji.

There are also one, two, three and four generations of governors.

The heroic and high-spirited condolences to Yuan Tan.

They are walking like dragons and tigers, they are full of vigor, and they don't seem to be going to mourn at all, but they are on the way to chase their dreams.

Sun Jian rode on a tall horse, with his dream and the distance in front of him, and he said to the ministers on his left and right: "So many people saw him off, he deserved to die."

"My lord's words are true." Zhang Zhao, as Jiangdong's first civil official,

He stroked his beard and smiled.

Sun Jian said dissatisfied: "Why are you so out of control? After all, the eldest son of the Yuan family is also a person, and he will be dead after death. We must be serious."

When everyone heard the words, they forced themselves to cry one by one, and said solemnly: "My lord's words are very true."

For them, ruthless Yuan Tan to the bone, now that people are dead, they feel strong, and it is better not to be ruthless and unjust, but to have affection and righteousness, so that people all over the world admire Jiangdong's attitude.

Gradually approaching the official post, I feel very happy.

Sun Jian and the others suddenly saw a group of little Confucian students, that is, elementary school students, queuing up to go to school.

Wearing Confucian uniforms, for princes like Sun Jian, of course they know that these are the flowers of Jiangdong's future.

Advisers and generals, come from there.

The little Confucian scholars sang a ballad, "The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the little bird said, early morning, why are you carrying the explosives on your back?"

After Sun Jian heard this, he was greatly relieved and said happily: "Jiangdong is so talented, it is not empty talk, this poem is so well compiled, looking at these little Confucian scholars, I seem to have seen Jiangdong's future."

Zhou Yu immediately said: "Yes, after listening to this ballad, you will know it is a classic, and you will know its talent..."

But what are dynamite packs?

Everyone didn't quite know, it should be a good thing, after all, it was sung by Hua Guduo, so it must be good.

Unexpectedly, the little Confucian students hadn't finished singing, and the next sang was far more excited than the first stanza, and they all sang loudly: "I'm going to bomb the school, the teacher doesn't know, pull the string, run quickly, the only teacher left to bomb is Three hairs."

"!!!"

Everyone looked at each other suddenly.

Fuck! Sun Jian swears directly, and his face turns pale in shock. What is the explosive kit? Hearing the second half of the sentence, I have a general understanding, and I guess it should be a kind of kerosene bag.

So do the little ones.

Everyone was shocked, for them, this was simply unbelievable. Not only overthrew the beauty of the first sentence, but are these still the flowers of the future? It is simply the little beast of the future, the little devil.

How did you little bastards do this to your mentor?

This is the future of Jiangdong?

Sun Jian, the lord of Jiangdong, must have been furious, furious, "Bastard! Tell me, who made it up?"

A child was terrified, and said: "The rumor was just casually said by the eldest son."

Now it has become popular all over the world, and children can sing it, especially when going to and from school.

An old master was in agony, "Creating a crime, Marquis Wu, this is simply a crime. You said that the eldest son made the Three Character Classic, you are really a sage, why did you make this?"

Sun Jian took a deep breath and said to the crowd: "Fortunately, Yuan Tan is dead. If he doesn't die, the world will be ruined by him." He said solemnly: "The damage he brought is greater than the construction."

"Hmm." Everyone agreed.

so.

When they came to the official post, they were all filled with righteous indignation, they all came to see a joke, and they all came to despise and insult the corpse.

Then I saw the inside and outside of the post house, all white world.

My heart immediately cheered up.

But pretend to be sad.

With great strides, he entered the mourning hall under the leadership of Sun Jian.

I saw Yuan Tan lying on the mortuary bed.

\(^ 0^)/

Jiangdong Wenwu was so excited, he could see the joy when he saw the corpse for the first time.

Zhou Yu held the hand of Zhuge Liang who was dressed in sackcloth and filial piety, "Mr. Villager, my condolences have changed. I am so sorry."

Zhuge Liang wanted to laugh, took the time to see some water splashed on his face, and said, "I'm even more regretful."

Lu Xun held Pang Tong's hand, "Mr. Fengchu, you see that you have just defected, and you are gone. For a counselor, the most tragic thing in the world is that the master died just as soon as you defected. My condolences..."

The crouching dragon and the phoenix chick can secure the world, and after knowing that Yuan Tanquan got it, all the princes were very distressed.

it's good now.

It seems that one of the crouching dragon and phoenix chicks can be safe in the world, but two can't do it.

"Do you intend to come to Jiangdong?" Lu Xun asked.

"Bah." Pang Tong spit out directly.

Lu Xun didn't take it seriously, but instead smiled generously, "Since you don't want to, just take it as a joke, and I'll go mourn your eldest son."

Sun Jian walked to the corpse at this moment, and saw Yuan Tan lying beside the coffin, not covered with a white cloth, but covered with the Shence military flag.

I can't help but feel that Yuan Tan is a capable person after all, and he attaches so much importance to death. If he dies in the future, he will also cover the Jiangdong Army's flag.

This must be the last respect, and then it will be put into the coffin for sure.

"Eldest son, why did you die!"

"Eldest son, the world cannot live without you!"

"Eldest son, the imperial court needs you to preside over the overall situation, and the white-haired Yuan family will send the black-haired..."

"What about your dozen or so beautiful wives..."

There are more and more gentry coming, and they have to squeeze into the mourning hall.

Hundreds of people lined up and lined up, full of people, bowing to the front of the back, proudly speaking from the bottom of their hearts.

I was a little scared when I saw the dead body before, why is it full of joy today?

Sun Ce cried even more, "There will be no more heroes in the world..." It was really sad.

Zhou Yu secretly gave a thumbs up, good acting.

Seeing that the performance was so good, Sun Quan couldn't lag behind, and chanted sadly, "My lord, you just go like this..." After speaking, he threw himself directly on Yuan Tan's body.

Sun Quan put on his best performance, "My lord, you don't deserve to die, the world needs you, you deserve to live, come alive!"

Dian Wei and Xu Chu looked at each other without stopping: <(‵▽′)>, the show is about to begin.