Chapter 888

Xu Shu watched the cell boss running up to Yuan Tan excitedly, chattering.

shook his head.

This jailer is really smart, and he wants to benefit from both sides.

A bunch of hopeless people.

But that's good too, tens of thousands of people here have heard this, and his achievements will not be obliterated.

And the one who was obliterated was Yuan Tan.

Immediately complacent, he stroked his beard, "Hehehe... Yuan Tan, if you want to slander me, you will never succeed."

At this time, I saw a familiar person approaching, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Xu Shu, you have worked hard."

Xu Shu took a closer look and snorted coldly, "Zhao Yun, you are a defeated general, what face do you have to say hard work in front of me?"

"Hehehe, that's what you said." Zhao Yun smiled, turned and left.

"Ahhh!" Xu Shu exclaimed repeatedly for no reason, looking at the leaving figure, his face gradually turned pale.

He looked not far away at lightning speed, and found that on the small cart where Zhao Yun's body had been lying, only the lower body was left, and the upper body was missing.

"Ahhhhhhh..." Xu Shu's strange screams came from the woods, and countless birds flew away.

Very penetrating.

"Zhao Yun, you, you, you have been cut in half, how can you live!"

What's going on, why doesn't he understand at all?

Xu Shuzhi was like a mobile phone with power cut off, it creaked, the screen went black, and the CPU and hard disk all stopped working.

"Thank you, Military Adviser Xu Shu, for telling us the details." Zhao Yun said lightly,

His words made Xu Shu restart the machine, "What details did I tell you?"

Suddenly, Xu Shu shook violently, trembling under the big sun, as if struck by lightning, his bones flashed out.

Involuntarily knelt down on the ground, looked up to the sky and cried out, "No! No! No!"

After all, is a generation of great military division,

It seems to understand, but it is even colder.

The strong wind blows the fallen leaves, the north wind blows, the fallen leaves flutter, the world, one piece, boundless...

"Isn't that half of your body?" Xu Shu pointed to it.

The soldier next to the half of the corpse laughed loudly, "It's just this great military division, it's called a simulation mannequin."

"What about the intestines?" Xu Shu asked.

"This is beef intestine, freshly cooked." Picking up the intestine on the navel, the soldier next to him took a bite.

Xu Shu was terrified.

The soldiers laughed together, "Don't be afraid, it's marinated, it's delicious."

"Hahahaha...hehehe... Xu Shu is innocent, Liu Bei has little hemorrhoids." Yuan Tan came with a smile.

He laughed like Cao Cao, but the ending was completely different.

"How can there be such a despicable, shameless, obscene, and cunning person like you in this world! How the hell did you come up with such a wretched scheme?" Xu Shu yelled, and immediately smoked.

When he woke up again, he saw several heads in the sky, it was Yuan Tan and the others who looked concerned.

Yuan Tan even helped Xu Shu up himself, and waved his healthy arms, "Yuan Zhi, don't worry, I have no other choice. In order to get such a little useful information from you, I had to make this bad plan. Thanks to you cooperation, and of course the wonderful performances of our soldiers.”

Xu Shu almost smoked it. Is this a little bit of intelligence? He explained everything..., and he explained it so happily.

Even if Xu Shu made a lot of tricks, Zhuge Liang could still win, but who would have thought that there is such a shameless strategy in the world?

This is still a bad policy, but if it is a good policy, wouldn't it be even more despicable?

How is this person's head so long? Is there a bottom line for being a human being?

Xu Shu began to grab his hair violently, it turned out that he was tricked from the beginning to the end, Yuan's scam. This person did not send troops at all, let alone failure. As for myself, I confessed everything. Soon after this person sent troops, wouldn't his lord Liu Bei be beaten like a dog?

Invisibly became the enemy's military division.

I can't forgive myself for my heinous ignorance and sins.

As pieces of hair go with the wind,

Xu Shu, a great military strategist who can rejuvenate the country with one word, became hysterical and roared: "Yuan Tan, you are a devil, you are a devil. You still go to hell? If you go down, all the ghosts in hell will be killed by you, right? No, wherever you go, there is hell!"

"Hehehe, Yuanzhi, thank you for the compliment."

Fuck!

Xu Shu swears and cried, "How can you be thicker than a city wall?"

Yuan Tan said seriously: "No, no, he is much thinner than Han Gaozu."

Speaking of which, Yuan Tan is also from the fourth generation and third prince, and Liu Bang is completely from the background of a local ruffian. It is this face that can win the world. Newspapers are inside the big red envelopes, and it has become popular since Liu Bang went to celebrate the birthday of the father-in-law Lv Zhi and her father.

Shaoqing.

Xu Shu was panting like a cow, with a disgusted face, "If you want to know, why don't you ask me yourself?"

"This." Yuan Tan sighed, expressing his helplessness, "I wanted to ask in person, but my great military advisor, Mr. Feng Chu, said so. You are so smart, I asked in person, for fear of arousing suspicion, so I asked the soldiers Let's ask."

"Hmm." Pang Tong was beside him, nodding seriously.

"Pang Tong, you bastard, crouching dragon and phoenix chicks don't have any good things, and the big man is defeated because of you!" Xu Shu accused.

"Thank you for the compliment." Pang Tong laughed, "After you die, go tell Qin Shihuang, go talk to people from the Zhou Dynasty and Shang Dynasty. From this point of view, there should be more people who think you are a beast than me. "

"Ah?" Xu Shu's eyes darkened, talking about the conscience of heaven and earth to a cynical person, isn't this playing the piano with a cow.

But what people say makes sense.

Unable to refute, his eyes turned red, and he ran out. The target was not Yuan Tan, but the big tree beside him.

This kind of self-abuse has a lofty historical status in history, and it is often accompanied by a person who goes down in history.

This is called hitting the post.

Generally, it is only used by loyal ministers who die against them. Of course, if loyal ministers suffer great humiliation from the king, it is also a must-use skill.

Yuan Tan understood his mood at the moment, but he also had his own plans, "Quick, stop him, don't let him die, I'm still useful."

Xu Shu ran and found that his feet were hanging in the air, and Dian Wei slipped up with one hand.

He wanted to cry and shed tears early, he didn't want to be used anymore, because he was already worn out.

...

night.

The shence army camp, the Chinese army tent.

"The seventy-two locations of Tibetan soldiers are all here." Yuan Tan waved the documents in the hall, feeling elated.

And Zhao Yun's glowing eyes were filled with admiration.

Pang Tong praised: "My lord is such a clever plan. It is a wonderful way to draw out information like no one before or after. The admiration your subordinates pay for you is like the continuous flow of the Yangtze River, and it is like the flood of the Yellow River that is out of control..."

Thousands of wears and thousands of wears, flattery does not wear.

Zhao Yun and others looked at Pang Tong with disgust. This person and that old fox Jia Xu are both capable people, but they are also flatterers.

An old fox and a young fox know how to flatter every day.

Zhuge Liang knows how to pretend, and Guo Jia knows how to drink Moutai. Xun Yu, Xun You's uncle and nephew are angry when they meet each other, Li Ru and Chen Gong are prudish, and Cheng Yu's face is like Changbai Mountain every day.

But if you can win battles, don't you think it's strange.

Seventy-two places.

Yuan Tan can't make seventy-two changes, but he has a thousand generals, and even ten of them can't be divided into one.

"Zhao Yun obeys the order."

"Zhang Liao listens to the order."

"Xu Huang obeys orders."

The location was assigned at one time, without mentioning the most important location, which is where Liu Bei is.

This must be Yuan Tan going in person.

He was going to give this most famous uncle in the history of the big man an unexpected little surprise.