Chapter 833 Hey, 2 Little Bastards Stop for Me

It is rare for Sun Quan to write a good poem, which is cited as the best in his life.

Everyone thought that Yuan Tan would be stumped.

"It's easy to say." Yuan Tan said: "Heroes surpass the world, and the world is frightened by heroes."

"What about the back?" Seeing him pause, someone immediately asked.

Yuan Tan waved his big hand vigorously, "Having a child should be like Sun Zhongmou, giving away a head for thousands of miles."

Everyone: ヾ(?｀Д′?)

"Good! Great poem! Great poem!" Xu Chu Dianwei shouted in the silence of the crowd.

I give away the head again? Sun Quan: Fuck ⊙⊙⊙Fuck, can you stop exposing the scars all the time, and just expose one place, you must know that it is not easy to grow.

Emperor Wu was so angry that his lungs exploded.

"Second Young Master, hit him hard, hit him hard!" Some people who had drunk too much had already roared.

Sun Quan rubbed his forehead in deep thought, then suddenly pointed to everyone and said: "Hero Luying is in the present, and the hero crowns a group of heroes standing in the sky. The history of the eight wastes is hidden in the belly, and the armored soldiers in the universe are in the heart."

"Good poetry! Great poetry! Absolutely perfect!" Jiangdong talents all howled, really expressing their ambitions.

Yuan Tan also had to admire Sun Quan, worthy of being one of the emperors of the Three Kingdoms, but he was not in a hurry:

There are few outstanding people in the world, only Jiangdong has many talents.

Don't be happy if you win, and don't worry about losing. Blue eyes and purple beard are better than ten thousand troops.

╭⊙ō⊙╮, everyone was really shocked this time, it was too fast. Don't you have any brains?

Sun Quan immediately jumped up.

"Second Young Master, don't panic, keep fighting." Lu Xun said.

Sun Quan was trembling all over. He had already used up all the things he had thought up before, and he really... couldn't get enough of him.

It can be said that he is full of meat and vegetables, his body is bruised, and he didn't vomit blood because he was young. "Bo Yan, come and make a song."

Lu Xun was quick-witted, and said seriously: "I have little talent and learning, and I can't compare with the second son.

Sun Quan: (〃>dish<),

Looking at everyone, no one is willing to come out and take the blame.

He directly picked up a wine jar, thinking that we can't beat you, but we have so many people that we will drink you to death. "My lord, the world is in chaos today, and the talents of writing are only the strengths of useless scholars. You were a hero at that time, do you dare to drink from this altar?"

Yuan Tan drank baijiu, and then drank Han Dynasty wine like beer, it was not difficult, and he also ate the sea king golden bottle.

"Set the wine cut, I will come as soon as I go."

"Could it be that the eldest son wants to urinate?" Sun Quan asked coldly.

"You have to urinate. If anyone here has never urinated before, you can avoid it."

Sun Quan: ==#.

So Yuan Tan got up, entered the gymnasium, and went to the bathroom. I also want to take a pee on the Qianzhang cliff, but it is really inconvenient for such a large group of people to watch.

on the other hand.

Inside the Samsung Cave behind the Gym.

"What are you looking at?" Zhang Xingcai flew up and grabbed a Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest was heartbroken, "I didn't peek, I came to give clothes and jewelry."

"What's the situation outside?" Zhang Xingcai directly lifted the more than one hundred kilograms above his head.

The Taoist panicked, "The second son outside is having a poem with Yuan Tan, please forgive me..."

Zhang Xingcai was thrown out directly.

Peng~, the Taoist priest landed, and the five internal turmoil. These two women are really beauties that I have never seen in my life, but they have weird tempers, and I don't know who can bear it. Enduring the severe pain, he got up and ran.

The silly white sweet Guan Yinping and the naturally cute Zhang Xingcai were arranged here, wearing a coquettish tulle crimson fairy dress and a moon palace Chang'e hairstyle.

Well-groomed, that woman doesn't love, but they still look pretty unaccustomed.

Guan Yinping couldn't sit still, "Sister, there are so many Jiangdong talents outside, and they are still discussing poems with Yuan Tan, let's go and have a look."

Zhang Xingcai is a cute loli, so she can't stay idle.

It hit it off.

"Then let's change clothes quickly."

So, inside the cave, the skirts and underwear flew around,

After a while, two handsome scholars came out of it.

...

Yuan Tan entered the gymnasium, and went to the toilet under the protection of Dian Wei and Xu Chu.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." The Taoist priests passing by saluted one after another.

"Where is your toilet?"

Following the advice of the Taoist priest, Yuan Tan looked over and suddenly felt that the Tianzun Pavilion was indeed one of the best ashrams in Jiangdong.

Toilets are different from other places.

I saw two circular thatched houses with different colors. I think the brightly colored thatched cottage should be yang, which is the men's toilet, and vice versa, which is yin, and the women's toilet.

Yuan Tan was in a hurry, quickened his pace, and walked a dozen more steps.

Suddenly, two sons rushed out from the side not far away, the short one pulled the tall one and ran, judging by the speed of their actions, they were faster than Yuan Tan.

"Hey, these two men are so handsome?" Dian Wei's eyes were full of disgust. He hated handsome men the most.

"I can't hold it anymore, hurry up!" The short boy's voice was cute.

After Yuan Tan heard it from behind, he laughed secretly. It must be that a certain talented person was in a hurry, so he didn't take it seriously.

but.

He saw that the two people went straight to the toilet, but stopped when they got close.

The tall handsome young man also said: "This is the men's room, this is the women's room, which one should we go to?"

Yuan Tan was a little dazed when he heard the words. Does this also need to be asked?

Involuntarily looking at Dian Wei and Xu Chu, the latter looked more confused than Yuan Tan.

Dian Wei was startled and said: "These two young masters look very handsome, they have grace and temperament. I didn't expect that they were two fools. It's a pity."

After all, is there even a need to ask this question?

Everyone knows to go into that toilet.

Just when Yuan Tan and the others were greatly surprised, who would have thought that the short man answered in a serious manner, "Nonsense, of course we are going to the women's restroom."

Dian Wei: (;°○°)

Xu Chu:【⊙_⊙】

The two looked at each other, already a little dumbfounded.

Yuan Tan: ╰_╯

At this time, the tall and beautiful young man nodded his head and said: "You are right, the women's room is more suitable for us, how can we use the men's room?"

Dian Wei and Xu Chu looked at each other again, what the hell can you use if you don't use the men's room? (×_×), even those who are too nervous will take it.

May I ask you two gentlemen, is this what you are talking about?

Since it is not a human language, how can it be said so righteously, as if it should be like this by nature.

Must be joking.

That should be it.

To Yuan Tan, this joke is not funny at all, it shows that the two young masters are not of good character.

Too lazy to answer.

Unexpectedly, they walked towards the women's toilet and held hands.

Fuck! Yuan Tan was extremely shocked, it turned out that he was not joking, he was anxious, he couldn't hold back anymore, he was a shameless person!

Who is Yuan Tan? As an upright gentleman, how could he allow someone to do such shameless things under his nose?

You can't be too lazy to take care of it, you have to take good care of it.

Immediately, justice filled his chest.

He rushed forward and shouted, "Hey, stop the two little bastards!"