Chapter 829 How Different Is Uncle From a Beast
The second daughter had seen many boxes on the case table a long time ago, and thought it should be a gift for herself, but she didn't expect it to be cosmetics.
Although they like to practice martial arts, they are still not immune to cosmetics.
Hearing this, he immediately rushed forward.
Sting, scoff.
Pieces of paper and cloth were flying in front of Liu Bei, and the two nieces tore the outer packaging roughly to pieces in a blink of an eye.
This made Liu Huangshu's forehead sweat, "Slow down, don't rush, don't rush."
"Uncle, this is a cosmetic from the Shence Mansion. Didn't you often say that you drink Yuan Tan's blood and eat his flesh? Where did you get it?"
"It's... a special channel."
Liu Bei looked at the two nieces who had started to put on makeup at that time, and hurriedly said: "Actually, Yuan Tan is a national thief."
Guan Yinping still knows how to put on some makeup, Zhang Xingcai has already painted his own face, and the two of them nodded their heads.
But Liu Bei always felt that his two nieces didn't think so.
Sure enough, Guan Yinping said: "Uncle, he can make these for Madam, so he shouldn't be a bad person."
Liu Bei: ⊙⌒⊙, these ignorant women are always confused by a person's appearance. Is it a good person to make gouache for women? Are there any bad people in the world?
"Yuan Tan is a beast..."
"Yuan Tan is the most shameless person in the world."
"Don't be fooled by his hypocrisy. In fact, Yuan Tan only cares about beauty and never cares about women's feelings."
Liu Bei began to indoctrinate and brainwash. The slander doesn't even come with a draft, and it's obvious that it's easy to do, and it's the point where it's just a mouthful.
And he also knew that the two nieces had the same heart for the Han family as their father, "I have a way to kill him here, and I need the help of the two nieces."
Zhang Xingcai is naturally cute, hugged the gift in his arms early, and said at this moment, "Uncle, tell me how to kill him, and my niece will definitely help."
Liu Bei was agitated, feeling that the money was not wasted, "It's like this... After you use up the cosmetics, uncle will find some beautiful clothes for you to wear. After Yuan Tan saw you,
Be sure to take the initiative to get acquainted... At night...you take the opportunity to kill him. "
"How is it?" After Liu Bei finished speaking, he felt uneasy.
He also knew these two nieces, one was silly and sweet, the other was naturally cute, and they were inexperienced and knew nothing. Talking about strategy and strategy is the same as talking about it in vain, so why not talk about the process so simply.
Guan Yinping and Zhang Xingcai looked at each other and scratched their foreheads together.
Zhang Xingcai said, "Uncle, why did he take the initiative to get acquainted?"
"..." Liu Bei was struck by a thunderbolt.
After the guards around were stunned for a moment, they almost burst out laughing, they didn't understand this, it was too simple.
Liu Bei took a deep breath, how to explain this, but luckily he was prepared, "Mr. Song, come out for a while."
Immediately an old woman came out from the back hall.
Zhang Xingcai and Zhang Xingcai were taken into the back hall by the old woman.
That is, in the blink of an eye.
The screams of the little goddesses erupted in the back hall.
"Uncle gave me a hammer!" Zhang Xingcai ran out from the back hall, very angry, and went straight to kill. Finding that there was no mallet in his hand, "Take my punch!"
Liu Bei also has considerable martial arts skills. He stood up and dodged, exclaiming, "Why is my niece like this?"
The guards around couldn't stand it anymore, thinking to my lord, don't pretend, everyone knows why this is so.
Afterwards Guan Yinping also ran out. Although she was a fool, it didn't mean she was stupid. She said coquettishly, "Uncle is shameless. If you want to kill Yuan Tan, you can fight him with real swords and guns on the battlefield. Why do you let him Niece is like that!"
Liu Bei was also very helpless, if he could kill him head-on, who would do such a thing, he said: "My niece doesn't know, this beast is so powerful, it can't be killed head-on. If you want to kill this beast, One must first dedicate himself to the beast."
Guan Yinping and Zhang Xingcai: (/‵Ⅲ′)/.
Zhang Xingcai said angrily, "Why didn't uncle dedicate himself to animals?"
Liu Bei was in turmoil within five years.
The guards were shocked, thinking that if the lord sacrificed himself, who would want it?
Guan Yinping scolded coquettishly, "How is uncle's action different from that of a beast?"
The guards were all nodding, Zhang Zhu's words were too sharp, the lord was speechless this time.
Unexpectedly, Liu Bei's expression was not panicked, but he was very serious and calm, and said seriously: "Everything is for the rejuvenation of the Han Dynasty. As the future princesses of the Han Dynasty, you must shoulder... this... this responsibility."
"I don't want to shoulder such a responsibility, and I don't want to be some kind of princess!" Zhang Xingcai: (〃>炸<), "Uncle, I'll give you a punch!"
For Guan Yinping and Zhang Xingcai, the two big girls with yellow flowers, this matter is too nonsense and cannot be accepted at all.
It is understandable that Zhang Xingcai wanted to beat Liu Bei, but he really dared to beat him.
As expected of a natural cutie.
He watched the punch hit his face.
"Bold!"
Liu Bei was still dignified, and Zhang Xingcai didn't dare to continue with this punch.
"Uncle is not a beast, but Yuan Tan is a beast..." Liu Bei knew that he couldn't use force, so he began to speak earnestly again, "We are all for the big man, your big man."
Zhang Xingcai sprayed: "Big fellow is a woolen yarn, you don't even count as a man, are you still a big man?"
Guan Yinping was also very angry, "Uncle, you are so righteous, since you know Yuan Tan is a beast, then go and kill him."
Liu Bei was speechless at what he said.
"For the sake of the people of the country, I beg you, uncle!" Liu Bei bowed his head, knowing that he could not be tough, he had to be soft. When he looked up, his sincere eyes were already full of tears.
The uncle knelt down for his niece, and the lord knelt down for his subordinates. Why did they sell their dignity like this? It's not for the rejuvenation of the Han Dynasty.
The guards felt that their souls were shaken. Their lord is really a Han family clan member who is so righteous. He can sacrifice everything for the great Han society. Isn't such a loyal person worthy of respect?
"I don't..." Zhang Xingcai didn't care at all that it was his uncle who was kneeling in front of him. He folded his hands and turned his head away angrily.
"Wait a minute," Guan Yinping said.
Is there a turning point? Everyone's eyes involuntarily focused on her. As expected, she is worthy of being the daughter of the second general, she is just as righteous as Yuntian, and she can sacrifice everything for the sake of friendship.
"Sister, you're starting to look stupid again, what do you say? Are you going to serve that bird Yuan Tan?" Zhang Xingcai was taken aback.
Guan Yinping rubbed his chin, "I think this matter is not bad. Didn't you say that if you don't fight Yuan Xiansi in your life, it's useless to learn martial arts?"
"This time, not only can I see him, but I can also kill him, fulfilling the lifelong wish of my father and adults." After finishing speaking, Guan Yinping raised his clenched fist.
The encounter with the number one person in the world, Danfeng's eyes are full of light from fairy tales.
Zhang Xingcai nodded, and walked out thoughtfully, "It seems reasonable, but killing him directly is too boring, why not play with him for two days..."
"Yes, yes, it's not easy to meet a great hero like him, and it's a pity to die. It's always necessary to cherish each other for a period of time before killing him." Guan Yinping said seriously.
"Yes, yes... Sister, what you said is very reasonable. From this point of view, this matter is not bad."
Liu Bei saw his two nieces hooking their shoulders together, and left talking and laughing.
"..." Liu Bei didn't expect the final outcome to be like this.
"...." The guards were also speechless, but this seemed to be in line with the temperament of the two palm beads.