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Chapter 753: Senior Bai and Two Are so Cold Today

"Are all the fellow Taoists here?" Zhenjun Huangshan said with a smile: "Then let's discuss how we can assist the 'Baiyun Academy' to defend against the attack of the Nine Nether Demons. What should we do? Only then can we leverage our strengths.”

As long as the Daoist fellows of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' are in the Golden Core realm, none of them is lower than the 'Seven Dragon Patterns' level. Every one of them is a dominant being of the same level.

Therefore, when assisting ‘Baiyun Academy’, it is best to have a plan and utilize the strengths of fellow Taoists in the group.

At some point in the moonlight, a fellow Taoist nodded and said, "True Lord Huangshan's words make sense."

At this time, Fairy Lychee raised her hand and said: "There is another thing that I want to tell my fellow Taoists. In the process of helping Baiyun Academy defend the city this time, we can use the corpse of Jiuyou Demon to reach the disciples of Baiyun Academy. , in exchange for the lotus seeds of 'Junzi Golden Lotus'!"

Beihe Loose Cultivator asked: "The lotus seeds of Gentleman Golden Lotus? Are they the kind of lotus seeds that if swallowed, will not only enhance longevity, but also give the user an additional 'ability' out of thin air?"

Fairy Lychee nodded and said, "It's exactly this kind of lotus seed."

Then, the fairy relayed the plan of [Nine Nether Demonic Corpses for Lotus Seeds] mentioned by True Lord Eternal Fire to the fellow Taoists of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group.

"Baiyun Academy has invested heavily this time. With this method of 'exchanging Nine Nether Demons for lotus seeds', we have more reasons to stay and help 'Baiyun Academy'." Zhenjun Luochen said with a slight smile.

The 'power' that the lotus seeds of Junzi Golden Lotus can bestow is nothing to the fellow Taoists of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group. After all, the chance of obtaining the best abilities from lotus seeds is too small.

But the effect of increasing life expectancy for fifty years would not be missed by any monk. So, at least... I have to change it to a 'Junzi Golden Lotus' lotus seed.

The leaders of Guhuguan Zhenjun and Master Tongxuan, who had a group of little Taoist priests and monks under their command, were even more excited.

Especially Master Tongxuan, there are many elders in his "Tianya Yunyou Temple" whose life span is running out and they are in retreat to see if they can break through the realm. Although the 'Junzi Golden Lotus' lotus seed can only extend life span by fifty years...but maybe those elders who have achieved breakthroughs in seclusion will only be short of these fifty years?

Fifty years is not a long time, but it is not short at all. It is almost two-thirds of the average life span of ordinary people.

When Song Shuhang heard this, he thought of the ‘Evil Lotus’ in the Nine Nether World.

He was preparing to find an opportunity to tell the seniors about the Nine Nether Demons and the 'Evil Lotus' that he saw when he fell into a dream. Now, let’s take advantage of this topic to talk about the ‘Evil Lotus’.

So Shuhang stood up, ready to talk to his seniors about what he saw when he was 'dreaming'.

Just when he stood up, his whole body suddenly swayed, and he had the illusion that his 'consciousness' was about to leave his body.

No, this is not an illusion - this is a sign that his consciousness will be pulled into the 'infinite re-examination space'!

Could it be that at this time, we have to enter the ‘infinite re-examination space’ and take on a new challenge?

Or maybe the [Senior White Two] woke up again, felt bored, and wanted to drag him in?

If it's the former, he'll be fine as long as he passes the exam.

If it was the latter, he would make preparations now.

I remember last time, when Senior Bai Two let him go, he asked him to tell a few jokes before letting him go. Moreover, he was asked to come in next time and tell more jokes.

But since he left the 'make-up test space' last time, he hasn't had time to add jokes!

No, pills!

"Little friend Shuhang, do you have anything to say?" True Lord Huangshan asked with a smile when he saw Song Shuhang standing up suddenly, looking like he was hesitant to speak.

"Seniors!" Song Shuhang said anxiously: "Song is asking for support!"

"What support?" Venerable White asked curiously.

"Seniors, please support me with a few jokes. Urgent!" Song Shuhang said.

Venerable Bai: "..."

True Lord Huangshan: "..."

Lychee Fairy: "..."

Su Clan’s Sixteen: “…”

All fellow Taoists: "..."

"It's really urgent,

No kidding. "Song Shuhang said anxiously.

"I feel that what you are talking about, little friend Shuhang, is very interesting." Fairy Lychee said. After speaking, the fairy gave Song Shuhang a sweet smile, expressing that it was really interesting.

Song Shuhang stretched out his hand: "Seniors, I don't..."

But before he could finish his words, his whole body fell forward and lost consciousness. True Lord Bai He who was beside Song Shuhang subconsciously stretched out his hand to support him.

But when True Lord White Crane saw that the person in his hand was Song Shuhang, he immediately reached out and threw him in the direction of Fairy Lychee.

"Hey, fellow Taoist Baihe, why did you throw Shuhang to me?" Fairy Lychee asked, and at the same time she reached out and caught Song Shuhang.

"Aren't you his mom?" True Lord Bai He said subconsciously.

"Hehehe, White Bird... Do you also want to have a taste of Hot Wheels?" Lychee Fairy raised the corners of her mouth and showed a sweet smile: "Try it for free, and it can rotate at 3,000 rpm per minute."

"Please allow me to decline." True Monarch White Crane broke out in a cold sweat. He didn't want to be like that idiot in Tonggua, being held in the hands of Fairy Lychee and playing with the Hot Wheels. What a shame.

Fairy Lychee supported Song Shuhang, checked his condition, and said: "It seems that little friend Shuhang has entered the space of the 'Thirteen Tribulations Immortal Statue under the Sage' again. I don't know if this time What can he gain? By the way, he just asked us to support his jokes - is his exam related to jokes? "

After finishing speaking, Fairy Lychee stretched out her hand and handed Song Shuhang to True Lord Huangshan beside her.

True Lord Huangshan: "?"

Why did you hand Shuhang little friend to me?

"I remember when little friend Shuhang joined the group by mistake, didn't you, Senior Huangshan, give him a fortune telling that he was destined to you, so you kept him in the group. In this way, Senior Huangshan will take care of him. Isn't it just right?" Fairy Lychee said seriously.

True Lord Huangshan sighed and turned to look at Venerable Bai: "Senior Bai, do you have any extra beds here? I'll take little Shuhang to rest for a while."

"Bed? Oh, I have one here." Venerable White nodded, and then he took out a luxurious bed from his space equipment and put it aside.

This is what Senior Bai and Doudou bought online after they learned how to 'online shopping'. Since then, it has been thrown into space equipment.

True Lord Huangshan: "..."

Senior Bai, that's not what I meant.

However, True Lord Huangshan finally put Song Shuhang on the bed.

Then, he continued to turn around and continue to discuss things like 'how to fight against the evil spirits of the Nine Nether World and how to protect oneself in the battle' with all the fellow Taoists.

In this way, a group of fellow Taoists from the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' were discussing important matters, while little friend Song Shuhang was curled up on the big bed, sleeping soundly.

This picture is simply picturesque...

The corners of Su Clan's Sixteen's mouth twitched.

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When Song Shuhang opened his eyes, sure enough... he was pulled into the 'infinite re-examination space' again.

He quickly turned his head and looked around and found that there was no one taking the exam.

In that case, it wasn't the 'Thirteen Tribulations Immortal Statue under the Sage' that pulled him into this space! The culprit is undoubtedly [Senior Bai Two]! When he thought that he had no jokes, he couldn't help but feel a twinge of pain in his liver.

"Senior White, are you there?" Song Shuhang called, and then he looked up and found that Senior White's two were indeed floating above his head.

At this time, Senior Bai and his two brothers were sitting cross-legged in the air, with a small table in front of him. Senior Bai put his two arms on the table, crossed his hands and supported his chin, with a serious look on his face.

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly and said, "Senior Bai, what's the matter with you bringing me in again?"

"Well, I have a very important news to tell you. News about the evil spirits in the 'Nine Nether World'. I believe you will be interested in knowing." Senior Bai Two said in a very deep voice.

Song Shuhang: "..." I always feel that something is wrong with Senior White Two's painting style today.

However, he really wanted to know the news about Jiuyou.

"Then, as the price for getting information from me... have you thought of your joke today?" Senior Bai Two said calmly.

Song Shuhang said embarrassedly: "Senior, I was about to read a few jokes, but you pulled me too fast. Why don't you let me go now, and I will learn a few jokes right away, and then come in and tell them to you?"

"I refuse." Senior White Two said: "If you want to get important information about the 'Nine Nether Demon' from me, tell me a joke that makes me happy right now. If it's too late, I'll be in a bad mood. You can’t even imagine getting this information.”

Song Shuhang: "..."

After thinking for a long time, Song Shuhang thought of the continuation of the last 'horror story': "Let me tell you a short joke - school has started, and many students have not completed their summer homework, but I have already finished it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Senior Bai Two looked at Song Shuhang coldly.

Song Shuhang's laughter suddenly stopped.

"Change it again." Senior Bai Two said calmly.

Today, Senior Bai's two seemed very aloof and difficult to communicate with.

"Senior Bai, let's talk about it, how about we change it to a 'horror story'?" Song Shuhang said with a bitter smile.

"Not good." Senior Bai Two continued calmly: "The horror story is not as interesting as the joke. I will give you three chances...if you fail three times, the intelligence transaction between us will fail."

Song Shuhang was anxious, but the more anxious he became, the less he could think of any particularly interesting jokes.

Damn it, if I had known that as soon as "Infinite Makeup Space" came out last time, I would have immediately looked for all kinds of jokes. He didn't expect Senior Bai Two to be so quick and pull him into the space again.

"Senior Bai, why don't you give me a chance...let me look for help from outside the field?" Song Shuhang asked tentatively again.

"I refuse." Senior Bai Two said again: "I don't want others to see me in this space."

Song Shuhang could only frown and think hard about interesting jokes. (To be continued.) Haoru Book Bar, the home of book friends! Unique URL:

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