Chapter 774: So Shuhang, Tell Me a Joke?

He was so fucked, even though the liquid metal ball kept saying that as long as Senior Bai and the two dared to come over, they would give him a good look. Let there be only one ruler left in this Nine Nether World.

But it didn't expect that Senior White Two would appear in front of it so directly.

"Why are you here!"

"Hey, weren't you calling me? That's why I came here." Senior Bai Two said with a smile. As he spoke, he looked at the evil lotus.

This evil lotus has begun to evolve and has entered a completely mature stage.

From this evil lotus, Senior White Two sensed a kind of space power... This is a space power that can open up a small world in the "Nine Nether World".

Senior Bai Two is the master of the Nine Nether World. He can know the ins and outs of anything that belongs to the 'Nine Nether World' at a glance. Previously, due to the obstruction of the liquid metal ball that was also the 'Lord of the Nine Nethers', Senior Bai Two could not see clearly. But now, after he saw this 'evil lotus' with his own eyes, the effect of the evil lotus could no longer be concealed from him. In the eyes of the Master, there are no secrets.

"You want to stop me?" Liquid Metal Ball gritted his teeth.

"Hahaha, what do you think?" Senior Bai Two said with a smile. As he spoke, he raised the black sword in his hand and aimed at the evil lotus and slashed it with his sword: "To borrow a sentence you said before: As long as you want I am particularly interested in stopping what needs to be done!”

Senior Bai Two drew his sword. He is the 'master' of the Nine Nether World. He can mobilize the power of the entire Nine Nether World with just one sword.

The liquid metal ball gritted its teeth and flashed in front of Senior Bai Two. Its body turned into a steel shield, blocking Senior Bai Two's sword: "It's useless. In this Jiuyou World, although I can't do anything to you, you can't do anything to me either!"

This is not the first time that it and Senior White Two have fought in the Nine Nether World. Both parties are the ‘Jiu Nether World Masters’. Here, they have the same strength and the same power. What Senior Bai Two can do, the liquid metal ball can also do, and neither side can do anything to the other.

If the liquid metal ball tried its best to protect the 'Evil Lotus', it would be difficult for Senior White Two to destroy the 'Evil Lotus'.

"I can't do anything to you, but... if I attack you and defend, you will lose if you defend for a long time. If I keep attacking, you will eventually lose." Senior Bai said two times. The next moment, his body broke through the limitations of space. In an instant, he appeared on the right side of the 'Evil Lotus' and threw several sword energy towards the 'Evil Lotus'.

The liquid metal ball gritted its teeth, and its body also teleported, standing in front of Senior Bai Two, firmly blocking his sword energy attack.

Afterwards, the entire underground area where Evil Lotus was located was shrouded in darkness.

The battle between the two masters uses methods beyond people's imagination.

Their attacks, their spells, and their fighting methods are completely different from ordinary monks and Jiuyou Demons. In the darkness, the sky was filled with the figures of Senior White Two and the liquid metal ball. Both sides attack and defend, completely indifferent.

And at this moment... finally, the buds of the 'Evil Lotus' unfolded again.

With the blooming of the 'Evil Lotus', in the Nine Nether World, a [Boundary within a World] was opened up and began to take shape.

"[Smirk], Bai, you failed! I was the one who succeeded in the end!" The liquid metal ball said triumphantly - the 'Evil Lotus World' has been opened, and Senior Bai Two failed to stop it!

Senior Bai Two stopped attacking and returned to the posture of holding the sword with both hands. After a moment, he thought about it, and then said seriously: "Well, congratulations!"

Liquid metal ball: "..."

"How should I put it? In fact, when I saw you trying to leave the 'Nine Nether World' and enter the real world, I didn't really want to stop you. Because - if you fail, nothing will change. If you succeed, there will be no harm to me. Isn't it?" Senior Bai said.

"You know my intention? Then why do you still come to stop me?" The liquid metal ball said solemnly.

"Why? Because we are not 'lifelong rivals'? So, no matter what you want to do, if I don't stop you, wouldn't it show that I, your 'lifelong rival', am very unscrupulous?" Senior Bai Two said calmly.

Liquid metal ball: "..."

"Okay, time is running out. Let me see how you can use this 'Evil Lotus Space' to achieve the goal of leaving the Nine Nether World!" Senior Bai said.

The liquid metal ball gritted its teeth secretly. It really couldn't understand what Senior White Two was thinking.

But... no matter what the opponent's intention is, the evil lotus space has bloomed, and the opponent can no longer stop it!

The evil lotus fully bloomed, and the ‘evil lotus space’ began to take shape.

The liquid metal ball remained vigilant and climbed into the 'evil lotus space'. It wanted to leave its mark on this 'evil lotus space'.

And during the whole process, Senior Bai Two actually didn't stop it!

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Senior White Two stood quietly outside the 'Evil Lotus Space', watching the liquid metal ball leave its mark on the 'Evil Lotus Space'.

[I see, is this the way to integrate this space and leave a mark? 】Senior Bai two secretly said.

Then, he closed his eyes slightly... and his consciousness entered the 'make-up exam space'.

"The next step is to bring in little friend Song Shuhang." Senior White Two said softly.

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At this moment, Confucian Baiyun Academy.

Song Shuhang, who was taking a rest, always felt that he had not done anything important, but he could not think of anything important for a while.

"Sixteen, do you think there is anything important that I haven't done yet?" Song Shuhang asked.

Su Clan's Sixteen yawned: "A very important thing? What aspect?"

"I can't remember it, but I always feel very uneasy. It seems that there is something important that I have to do soon." Song Shuhang thought as he walked around the room.

"Oh... What skills have you not learned? Are there any enemies you want to defeat? Is there anything you haven't eaten? Or is there someone special you want to meet?" Su Clan's Sixteenth wiped away the blood that flowed out when he yawned. With tears in his eyes, he replied casually.

"As for the skills, I have just started to learn the last few skills. After I plan to learn a few more skills, I will ask Senior Miefeng to borrow the CPU to improve the level of the skills. Don't waste three opportunities. As for the enemy... I will brush it today. There are so many evil spirits, there should be no one to defeat. I don’t have much desire to eat. The person I want to see... Damn, wait a minute, I remembered." Song Shuhang's eyes lit up.

"Have you remembered anything?" Su Clan's Sixteenth asked curiously - who is the important person Song Shuhang wants to meet?

"Do you still remember the 'make-up exam space' I told you about before? The 'beep beep beep~~' senior there asked me to tell him a joke every time he pulled me in. But before Several times, I was unprepared and tried my best to get out of the 'infinite make-up test space'. So I decided to read more jokes recently to be prepared, even if I was pulled into the 'infinite make-up test space' 'In the space, I can easily meet the needs of that 'beep beep~~' senior." Song Shuhang said, turning on his mobile phone.

He opened the webpage and started searching for 'funny jokes', and then many links popped up on the webpage, all of which were joke webpages.

Song Shuhang pulled it casually and opened one of the web addresses.

[100 Funny Evil Jokes] This is the title of the webpage link after opening it.

[Joke 1: A boy said to the goddess: Let me treat you to dinner. The goddess replied: Let’s wait another day. ] On the side, there is also a red-faced expression with a funny smile. That expression is so magical that when people see it, they can’t help but want to punch it in the face.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Damn it, what a fucking joke is this.

If he dared to tell such a joke to Senior Bai Two, it would be surprising if the other party would laugh.

I continued to scroll down... and the jokes below became even more outrageous. Not only is it evil, but it also has a little bit of a "yellow" aspect to it~~ Interesting anecdotes about the couple's life, jokes that make people blush.

Your sister! Song Shuhang wanted to smash his cell phone. If he dared to tell Senior Bai Two this kind of joke with a little "Yellow" quality, would his life be too long?

Decisively changed the web page.

Song Shuhang clicked on the page to return, returned to the search page, and then entered [funny jokes that make people laugh].

Just as his finger was touching the word 'search', he suddenly became dizzy.

what happened?

I didn’t click on that [Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to...really live? Then those two or yes options. 】

I just clicked a ‘search’ button, why did I suddenly faint?

Wait, is that the one? The call from Senior White Two? No, please wait, please give me a few more seconds, I haven't found the right joke yet.

But unfortunately, Song Shuhang's anxious call in his heart failed to reach Senior White Two's ears, so he was pulled into the 'infinite make-up exam space'.

Song Shuhang's body fell softly to one side.

Su Clan's Sixteen blinked his eyes, and then he immediately understood - Song Shuhang was pulled into that strange space again.

So, her petite figure flashed to Song Shuhang's side, and she gently supported his body.

At the same time, Su Clan's Sixteenth caught Song Shuhang's cell phone with his other hand.

"This time, Shuhang has made preparations. In that infinite re-examination space, even if a joke is needed, it should be no problem, right?" Su Clan's Sixteenth murmured, and at the same time, she curiously looked at Song Shuhang's mobile phone page. Take a look.

"Huh? That's weird. Are you still searching for the page? Didn't he look like he read a few jokes while reading Shuhang just now?" Su Clan's Sixteenth asked in confusion. Then, she stretched out her hand and pulled out the history of Song Shuhang's mobile phone page. .

Then, the [100 Funny Evil Jokes] appeared in Su Clan's Sixteen's eyes.

After A-Sixteen pulled the page, his face turned slightly red: "Bah~ What kind of joke are these?"

Wait!

Could it be that Song Shuhang only read the jokes on this page just now? Then he was pulled into that ‘infinite re-examination space’?

In that case... if the senior who couldn't tell his name wanted Song Shuhang to tell a joke to have a good time, Song Shuhang would tell these [100 Evil Jokes].

The scene was so poignant that Su Clan's Sixteen couldn't even imagine it.

Song Shuhang took the pill, will he die?

I'm really worried about him.

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Unlimited make-up exam space

"No, Senior White Two, please give me a little more time. Huh? You've already come in." Song Shuhang blinked and found that he had appeared in the square of the make-up examination space.

In front of him, Senior Bai and Two looked at him with smiles.

"Hahaha, hello, Senior Bai. By the way, Senior, have you received your 'Dragon Demon Potion'?" Song Shuhang said - to be the first to speak, to distance the topic, and not to bring it back to 'jokes' In terms of jokes, the only things he has in his stomach now are evil jokes and jokes with a little bit of "Yellow". Telling these two kinds of jokes in front of Senior Bai Two is simply seeking death!

He is not a senior from the Three Waves of Crazy Blade, so he refuses to commit suicide.

"Yes, I have received it. But I haven't taken it yet because something troublesome happened in the middle." Senior Bai Two said with a smile.

"Ah hahaha, that's good. Senior Bai, how about I teach you how to make a cocoon?" Song Shuhang suggested - very good, take the topic as far away as possible.

"There's no need to trouble you. In my Nine Nether World, there are many evil demons that can form cocoons. I'll find one at random and let them form a cocoon for me to see, and I'll learn it." Senior Bai Two continued. Smiling.

"Ah haha." Song Shuhang laughed twice.

"Okay, let's not talk too much. I have a very important piece of information on hand now, which is related to the life and death of your world and Confucianism. Do you want to listen?" Senior Bai asked.

Song Shuhang's eyes suddenly lit up—Senior White's intelligence and news about Two had never been wrong.

If intelligence is related to the life and death of Confucianism, it must be serious.

"Is it related to the golden lotus of Confucianism and the evil lotus of the Nine Nether World?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Eh? Do you know about the evil lotus in the Nine Nether World?" Senior Bai Two was a little curious. He had never told Song Shuhang about this.

Song Shuhang: "It's a long story. Because of my strange talent, I saw the evil lotus in the Nine Netherworld once. It's similar to the Confucian gentleman's golden lotus... Sure enough, there is something weird about these two lotuses."

"So, do you still want to listen to my information now?" Senior Bai asked.

"Yes! Please tell me, Senior Bai." Song Shuhang said quickly.

"Then...just tell me a joke to make me laugh." Senior Bai and the two sat upright and said. (To be continued.) Haoru Book Bar, the home of book friends! Unique URL: