Chapter 786: Bai, You Are Tricking Me!

An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time!

What's the saying on the Internet? I remember it should be [Exchange my life for ten years of your innocence! 】

Suppose the owner of this sentence can live to be a hundred years old, and then exchange one hundred years for ten years, which is a ratio of 10:1.

Ten years for one year, if this hypothesis can be established, Song Shuhang is willing to use all the time he spent playing games in the past to exchange for one hour of time in the Golden Lotus World!

No, you don’t need an hour, ten minutes is enough! Ten minutes is enough for him to finish singing and dancing.

Unfortunately, this assumption makes no sense.

Moreover, Song Shuhang also discovered an important thing. He did not have a folding fan in his hand.

He was not a Confucian monk. Although he had always envied the scholar's handsomeness, he had never thought of buying a folding fan and wearing it to show off.

Therefore, sometimes you must bring something to show off, just in case you need it.

"Whoever has a folding fan, can you lend it to me?" Song Shuhang said to the Confucian disciples around him. There are always some Confucian disciples with folding fans, right?

However, like True Lord Eternal Fire, these Confucian disciples were all in a state of 'numbness' and looked dull.

"Damn it." Song Shuhang said bitterly. If you don’t have a folding fan, do you have to jump with your bare hands?

Boom boom boom At this time, the 'storm spell' in the sky has strangled down.

Song Shuhang had no choice but to try to use all his defensive means, and then try his best to sing and dance as fast as possible.

Let's see if a miracle works.

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Song Shuhang reached out and grabbed all the 'defensive talismans' and was about to throw them into the sky.

At this moment, a golden lotus shadow suddenly appeared next to him... firmly protecting him within it.

It’s True Lord Eternal Fire!

Although True Lord Eternal Fire was in a state of numbness and sluggishness, he finally heard Song Shuhang's 'Sound Transmission into the Secret'. Although his reaction was a beat slower, he still mobilized the power of the 'Golden Lotus World' that he could mobilize to protect this moment. Song Shuhang.

This is an unexpected surprise.

Song Shuhang's eyes were filled with joy and he shouted again: "Folding fan!"

But his voice was blocked by the storm spell and no one could hear him. Moreover, True Lord Eternal Fire once again fell into an all-out fight against the 'Storm Spell' and gathered the 'Power of Resurrection', so he could no longer help Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang sighed and could only try dancing with bare hands. He didn't know if the effect would be compromised if he danced with bare hands.

"As for the folding fan, is this okay?" At this time, in Song Shuhang's arms, Lady Onion tried her best to stand out. She handed over a pile of neat green and reddish green onion seedlings with both hands.

That's right, it was the big bundle of green onions that Song Shuhang kept pulling out of the sheath after Lady Onion used the 'violent technique' last time.

Lady Onion just quickly grabbed a handful of green onion seedlings, stacked them together, and connected them with silk threads to make a rough 'folding fan'.

Don't underestimate Lady Onion, her needlework is amazing. She is also a succubus who has learned "Two Hundred Skills Necessary for a Fairy to Survive Tenaciously"!

Among the two hundred skills, one is called "How a banshee can successfully transform into the male master's mistress and fight with the male master's Taoist companion in thirteen moves".

Among these thirteen tricks, there is a branch called the "virtuous trick", which includes [getting out of the hall, entering the kitchen, and getting on the bed], and female needlework is also one of them. Lady Onion is better at needlework than cooking. As long as she has the materials, Lady Onion will have a rough folding fan at her fingertips in a short time.

Although Lady Onion didn’t know why Song Shuhang was still folding the fan at this time, according to Lady Onion’s experience with Song Shuhang, when Song Shuhang wanted these inexplicable things at this time, he often had a way to ‘break the situation’.

She knew whether her life could be saved or not would depend on Song Shuhang's next performance. We are all grasshoppers on the same rope now!

Song Shuhang took over this 'Onion Folding Fan'. It was a little soft, but it should be usable: "Thank you,

Onion lady. "

"You're welcome. If you sincerely thank me, you can set me free as soon as possible." Lady Onion still replied.

However, her words... Song Shuhang did not hear them.

After taking over this special onion folding fan, Song Shuhang started singing.

He opened his mouth and imitated the song of the 'Zebao Long Tiandao' in his memory, imitating it carefully and singing the song according to the rhythm.

There are no lyrics, just the purest syllables, but they constitute indescribable celestial music.

Immediately afterwards, Song Shuhang stretched out his hand to open the folding fan. He raised his foot and stepped lightly in the void, then gently clapped his hands...

This is the only dance movement he remembers of the 'Zebao Long Tiandao' in human form. These are the two starting movements.

Next, all the movements of the striped dragon Tiandao were replaced in Song Shuhang's memory with images of "dragon-shaped appearance".

Summoned, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and imagine himself as a 'one-legged spotted dragon', trying to imitate his movements.

Sigh...it's a bit overwhelming. Song Shuhang could barely imitate the dance of the striped dragon Tiandao when he was on one leg. But how can Song Shuhang learn the dragon-shaped dance? Twisting and twisting like a snake?

When Song Shuhang was in trouble, suddenly... his body started to move instinctively.

There is no need for him to dance or sing by himself.

All he had to do was recall the song of 'Tiandao of the Striped Dragon' in his mind, as well as the image of the dragon-shaped one-legged striped dragon twisting... and his body would enter automatic dancing mode!

There is always a way out!

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When Song Shuhang started singing, then took a step according to the rhythm and clapped his hands gently... the entire Golden Lotus World suddenly paused slightly and resonated with his singing.

The next moment, Shuhang's singing spread and appeared in every corner of the Golden Lotus world.

Song Shuhang, who entered the 'automatic dance mode', continued to take action. The folding fan opened, covering his face, and he looked directly at the steel fingers.

The Taoist robe he exchanged from the 'foreign monk' fluttered in the wind, and there was the phantom of the golden lotus beside him, which firmly protected him. All the storms that hit him were blocked by the golden lotus.

Shuhang at this time was particularly handsome.

【Breaking】Start!

"What's going on?" A suspicious voice came from the steel fingers in the air. The liquefied metal ball felt something was wrong. The gap between the evil lotus world and the golden lotus world was slowly weakening.

If it weakens, the passage between the two worlds will become unstable, and the attack power of the liquefied metal ball towards the 'Golden Lotus World' will be greatly weakened.

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The Confucian disciples were shocked.

Especially the Confucian old man with white beard and hair suddenly raised his head. Although he didn't know what was going on, the power of the 'storm spell' on the steel fingers was decreasing!

"Seal!" The Confucian old man did not hesitate to sacrifice the 'one-page golden book' in his hand. The spell left by the saint to deal with the ninth-grade tribulation immortal was sacrificed and slapped against the steel fingers.

"Seeking death!" An angry shout came from the steel finger, and his finger angrily pointed at a page of the golden book.

But the golden page of the book stubbornly blocked it, and he would not hesitate to be shattered to pieces!

At the same time, the rhythm of Song Shuhang's singing accelerated.

The 'onion folding fan' that covered his face slowly moved away... However, what was exposed behind the fan was not Song Shuhang's face.

When the Confucian old man with white beard and hair saw Song Shuhang's face, he couldn't help but burst into tears. He cried out tremblingly: "Saint!"

However, a Confucian True Lord next to him stared at Song Shuhang's face and shouted in surprise: "Black-horned Demon Lord!"

When Su Wenqu, the sword-carrying scholar, looked at Song Shuhang, his eyes widened: "Dad!"

Strangely enough, when everyone looked at Song Shuhang's face, they saw different people.

At this moment, Song Shuhang's 'face' was like a mirror of the soul, reflecting the person who impressed everyone the most?

At this moment, the steel fingers in the sky paused slightly.

"Bai!!! You fucked me!! Fuck your mother, you fucked me!" The steel finger let out an extremely angry roar. The face he saw showing Song Shuhang was the face of [Senior Bai to]!

Even the liquefied metal ball was affected by Song Shuhang's dance!

As the 'fan' on Song Shuhang's face was completely removed, the passages between the [Golden Lotus World] and the [Evil Lotus World] became even more fragile.

The lethality of the 'Storm Spell' in the sky has also become weaker and weaker.

Song Shuhang stepped into the void and continued to sing loudly, while his body stepped towards the heights of the Golden Lotus World. Walking in the void is something that only a fifth-grade spiritual emperor can do. At this time, Song Shuhang, with the blessing of the Golden Lotus World, was able to do it. He was not pretending to be cool, he was now in the 'automatic dance mode'.

The singing became louder and louder. Song Shuhang raised the folding fan in his hand and danced handsomely. and

Moreover, his dance movements are not limited by the one-legged nature of the 'Zebao Long Tiandao' in human form. As long as he recalls the dance of the dragon shape of the 'Zhao Long Tiandao' in his mind, his body will naturally perform the most handsome movements.

Unfortunately, it was rare for Song Shuhang to be able to pretend to be cool, but his current face was not his own in the eyes of everyone.

"Bai! Kill you, I must kill you!" The steel finger in the sky roared, and it concentrated all its remaining energy to crush Song Shuhang in the void.

Even if the passage between the two lotus worlds is closed, it will still crush to death the 'backhand' left by 'Bai' in the golden lotus world!

At this time, the liquefied metal ball has identified Song Shuhang as Senior White's back-up man who stayed to stop it.

Song Shuhang, who was dancing, smiled slightly and raised the fan in his hand.

A heavy sound.

If the collision between the fan and the steel fingers was under normal circumstances, Song Shuhang would definitely be crushed to pieces. But at this time, the entire 'Golden Lotus World' and even the 'Evil World' opposite had power to bless Song Shuhang.

With this impact, the steel fingers were shattered and collapsed bit by bit from the fingertips. (To be continued.)