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Chapter 818 Hello Buddha, Goodbye Buddha!

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"Master Huangshan, I will fight with you! Come on, let's hurt each other!" [I am Master Huangshan's loyal dog] shouted using the voice function.

Immediately afterwards, Doudou quickly posted a short video in the group - it knew that after it yelled about 'hurting each other', True Lord Huangshan would despicably ban it. Therefore, the posture of posting videos should be cool and the speed should be fast!

Sure enough, after Doudou posted the short video, True Lord Huangshan quickly banned it... However, Doudou's video link had already been posted.

Doudou was secretly proud: Huangshan Dasha, I have figured out your tricks! I won this round!

Members of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group saw this video link.

Video name - [A good song that you can listen to over and over again].

The cover of the video is a handsome photo of True Monarch Huangshan.

"Good song?" Beihe Sanren asked doubtfully, but he did not click on the link.

When Dongfang Jingxue saw this video, she said happily: "I know, the content of this video must be "The Song of Huangshan Dasha", it can't be wrong."

Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da: "No, I feel that with Doudou's character, he will not repeatedly use one method to 'hurt each other' with Senior Huangshan. I feel that this video should not be that song, but Doudou's new work .”

As soon as Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da finished speaking, the entire Jiuzhou No. 1 group fell silent.

It’s not that True Lord Huangshan turned on the ‘group ban’ function. But the members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', after hearing that this was Doudou's new work, immediately couldn't control their hands and clicked on the video link one after another, wanting to enjoy the sequel to "The Song of Huangshan Dasha" "After that, what is Doudou's new work like?

As soon as the video link was opened, the singing inside came out, and the members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' were a little disappointed when they heard it.

"The flowers in the flower basket are fragrant, listen to me sing~~"

Just as Dongfang Jingxuexian guessed, this song is still "Song of Huangshan Dasha" and not Doudou's new work.

How boring it would be if this happened. They have all heard "The Song of Huangshan Dasha", but they don't think it has any highlights? The San people in Beihe thought secretly.

The thoughts of Beihe Sanren are the thoughts of most of the members of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group".

"Hey, something's wrong. When I listen to this song, I feel like my whole body is weak. I can't get excited." Fairy Dongfang Jingxue said using the voice function.

"I feel like vomiting." Young Master Phoenix Slayer said in the same voice.

"We have fallen into a trap. This song is the song of Taoist Taoist Creation!" the Snow Wolf Cave Master said in horror.

[I came to Dahuang Mountain. Dahuang Mountain is a wonderful place. It’s a wonderful place with good scenery. There are crops everywhere and there are big fools everywhere~~]

"It's the song of Dharma King Creation. It's right. My ears feel numb. But, having said that, the lethality of the song this time is a bit low. Apart from being a little unmotivated and feeling a little like vomiting, I don't have any other discomfort. I'm very I survived easily." Young Master Phoenix Slayer said.

"Send a message to prove that I am alive." Beihe Loose Cultivator.

"Prove that I am still alive." Snow Wolf Cave Master.

Dongfang Jingxue: "Hahahaha, even though I feel weak, Taoist Taoist Master Creation sings this song very well. I found that after listening to this song, the lyrics echoed in my mind repeatedly. Especially "Everywhere" The crops are full of fools~~] This sentence keeps repeating in my mind. It’s very interesting.”

Well, Fairy Dongfang Jingxue is the one who particularly likes "The Song of Huangshan Dasha". She usually doesn't seek death, but when it comes to "The Song of Huangshan Dasha", she will start to desperately seek death.

"Fuck, I'm really replying," said the Beihe Loose.

"Me too, this song is all over my mind." The pharmacist said weakly using his voice function.

Three Waves of Crazy Sword: "Senior Lingdie is here or not. Your disciple has fallen into the Secret Realm of Slowness and cannot get out. Please help."

Monk Tunyun: "Yao Shou, my mind is full of responses to these lyrics.

How long does it take to reply to this lyrics? "

Master Tongxuan: "[Hit the wall expression]"

Lychee Fairy: "Hahaha, if you were smart like me, you wouldn't click on this video. You are so naive."

Dongfang Jingxue: "[Voice]"

Fairy Lychee conveniently clicked on Dongfang Jingxue's voice - the resonant singing voice of Dharma King Creation came, which was the last line of "The Song of Dasha in Huangshan Mountain" [There are crops everywhere, and Dasha everywhere~~].

Then, Fairy Lychee also fell into an endless loop of singing.

Lychee Fairy: "..."

Dongfang Jingxue: "Fellow Taoist Litchi, you're welcome. Please call me Living Lei Feng."

That's right, Fairy Dongfang Jingxue usually never seeks death, but in "Song of the Huangshan Dasha", her attitude towards death is very tough and she refuses to change despite repeated admonitions!

Henghuo felt so tired that he wanted to retire: "Did I open the group in the wrong way? x-on: Huangshan Zhenjun, did you add me to the wrong group? Are the fellow Taoists in this group all the little vests of fellow Taoist Sanlang? .”

[Huangshan feels so tired and wants to retire]: "Ah, that's right. This is the group, the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' you want to join. There is only one group like this on my chat account."

True Lord Huangshan actually changed his name.

Heng Huoxin is so tired and wants to retire: "..."

Jiao Ba, who wants to give birth to a male football team: "It's okay, Brother Henghuo. You will get used to it in a few days. Then you will integrate into this group. When I first joined, I didn't adapt either. But after a few days, Just got used to it.”

Heng Huoxin is so tired that he wants to retire: "..." I'd better read my Confucian Four Books and Five Classics.

In this way, the message Kuangdao Sanlang finally sent in the group was drowned in the discussion among the members of the "Jiuzhou Group No. 1" about the song of King Creation.

Kuangdao Sanlang wants to send another message, but he doesn't know how long it will take.

In the secret realm of dullness.

Kuangdao Sanlang looked at Liu Jianyi not far away, with a mean smile on his face, and sighed quietly.

Liu Jianyi seems to have a lot of love for the "Secret Realm of Slowness".

In this world where it takes half a day to raise a hand and half a day to lift a foot, Liu Jianyi feels so happy. There is no place in this world that suits him better.

This slow-paced world is his paradise.

He wanted to settle here and never leave.

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On the other side, in Tianya Yunyou Temple.

There was a little monk looking at the sky boredly.

It has been a while since I sneaked out to cure hemorrhoids last time and was brought back to Tianya Yunyou Temple.

The little monk Guoguo said that since hemorrhoids were cured, the chrysanthemum pain no longer hurts when he meditates, which is a great feeling. After curing his hemorrhoids, his efficiency in cultivation improved to a new level. Now, he has opened another 'ear aperture', and he has received a good ear acuity talent [Wisdom of Ear]. After possessing this talent, he can understand and master all the techniques and knowledge he sees with his ears faster.

Let him gain more understanding and draw inferences when listening to the lectures given by the seniors in the temple.

"It's so boring. Senior Brother Shuhang hasn't come to see me recently. I really want to go to his place again and play with Doudou." The little monk looked at the sky and murmured.

How about finding another opportunity to sneak out and play?

I heard that a group of guests came to Tianya Yunyou Temple today. Maybe he could find an opportunity to blend in among the guests and sneak out?

However, I don’t know where the guests are this time… Besides, if you want to blend in with the guests, you must at least become familiar with them, right?

The young monk clasped his hands together and murmured: "Buddha, please listen to my disciple's prayer and let Brother Sanri show mercy and take me out to play."

After finishing reciting, the young monk thought for a while, clasped his hands together, and continued: "Senior Bai, please help cute little Guoguo once and give me a chance to leave Tianya Yunyou Temple! By the way, Senior Brother Doudou, please Give me the strength to run away from home!"

After finishing reciting, the little monk opened his eyes and looked around.

Next, it depends on which one is more effective, Buddha or Senior Bai.

Did Senior Brother Sanri suddenly have a brain twitch and took him out of the temple to play? Or will he get the opportunity to travel to Tianya Yunyou Temple?

While he was thinking this, suddenly, the little monk's body paused slightly. Having mastered the 'ear aperture', he heard the voices of two little girls not far away.

The voice was childish, about the same age as the young monk. The other one is a little calmer and probably older.

"Senior Sister, Senior Sister, I heard Master mentioned that there has been an increase in evil spirits in the Jiangnan area recently, and maybe there are monsters appearing. Do we want to go and have a look? I have learned magic for so long, but I have never subdued or eliminated demons." The childish voice said.

"But, we don't know where the Jiangnan area is at all? Moreover, this is Tianya Yunyou Temple, and it is not easy for us to avoid Master and leave." An older voice answered.

"Tianya Yunyou Temple is so big, we can ask the senior brothers in the temple for help and introduce the environment of the temple. Then, we can find an opportunity to sneak out!" A childish voice said: "As for where the Jiangnan area is, we can take a taxi there. I heard a senior fellow from the sect mentioned that if you come to a strange place and don’t know where the place you are looking for is, you can use your mobile phone to navigate. If you don’t know how to use navigation, you can also take a taxi.”

"Then, let's go find a senior brother and give it a try?" The older man's voice was also very exciting.

In the distance...little monk Guoguo burst into tears.

An opportunity, isn't this the opportunity for him to leave the temple and run away from home! Let’s talk about the Jiangnan area. He is familiar with that place. He also knows that the university where Senior Brother Song Shuhang went to is Jiangnan University Town!

As for finding a place where evil spirits spread, as long as you find Senior Brother Song Shuhang, you don't have to worry about finding the place.

Sure enough, compared to Buddha, Senior Bai is more reliable.

Hello Buddha, goodbye Buddha~~~ From today on, I will change my faith.

The little monk rubbed his face, and then tried his best to hide the excitement on his face.

Then, he pretended to be calm and walked towards the location of the two young voices.

Jiangnan area, Senior Brother Song Shuhang, I'm here again! (To be continued.)

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