Chapter 836: This Tema Is so Embarrassing

impossible! Reality is not like playing games, but there is no way to buy upgrade pills with krypton gold. This is cultivation, how can it be upgraded so fast?

"By the way, where were you three going before you met me?" At this time, Song Shuhang in front of him asked.

Guo Guo coughed and said, "Senior Brother Shuhang, can we not answer this question?"

"Haha, if you really want to be beaten to the shit by me." Song Shuhang tilted his head and smiled gently: "I'll remind you one more thing, Guoguo. My current cultivation level is the third-grade Moon Yin Vein realm. Don't even think about it. Run away!"

The little monk's eyes widened, he was really the third grade! It’s cheating!

At this time, the older girl thought for a while and said, "Senior Brother Shuhang, we originally wanted to go to the Jiangnan area."

Originally, she felt that it was a bit reluctant for her, her sister, and the little monk Guoguo to subdue the evil spirits. It would be even more certain if Senior Brother Song, who was in the third-level realm, could accompany him.

But the question is, how to pull this Senior Brother Shuhang over and accompany them to conquer demons?

No, the more serious problem is that this Senior Brother Shuhang was entrusted by Senior Brother Sanri to capture them and take them back!

"Eh? You also want to go to the Jiangnan area?" Song Shuhang dragged his luggage and pushed the big sunglasses on his face. After thinking for a while, he said: "Let's do this. Before Senior Brother Sanri comes to pick you up, you go back to Wenzhou City with me. If Senior Brother Sanri doesn't come to pick you up tomorrow... I will take you Let’s go to the Jiangnan area. Just in time, I’m going there to report for the start of school.”

When young monk Guoguo heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Senior Brother Shuhang, you are indeed the best!"

Song Shuhang lightly struck the young monk on the head with his sword: "It's too late to flatter now. By the way, let me introduce myself. My surname is Song and my name is Shuhang. As for the Taoist name... forget it, you guys call me Ba Dao. Song Yi."

Song Shuhang was too lazy to introduce his many Taoist numbers. Recently, 'Ba Dao Song Yi' has been used very frequently, and the Confucian Baiyun Academy also uses this Taoist title to promote him.

So...if he is too lazy to talk about his many Taoist nicknames, just use the Taoist nickname of 'Ba Dao Song Yi'.

Sometimes, getting used to it is really a terrible thing - for example, now, Song Shuhang has unknowingly become accustomed to the Taoist name 'Ba Dao Song Yi', and he doesn't feel any discomfort at all when he hears people call him this Taoist name.

For another example, Song Shuhang is now accustomed to using a sword, and even feels that flying with a sword is quite cool.

"Hello, Senior Brother Ba Dao." The older girl replied softly: "My name is Shi, I don't have a nickname yet."

"My name is Zhu." The younger girl replied cautiously.

"Uh, let's call me Senior Brother Shuhang... By the way, your name only has one word?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.

Don’t have a last name? Same as ‘Venerable White’?

"Well, just one word, this is the tradition of our sect." Shi Luoli replied softly.

"Although the one-character name sounds weird, I have always been very happy. Because if the traditional name of the sect is two characters... Master will definitely name me Candle. It still feels like one word 'Zhu' It sounds better." Zhu Luoli replied seriously.

"What a strange tradition... But you are okay with it. As far as I know, there is a sect that is particularly interesting. Their Taoist names are all named after various plant names. The Taoist name of the previous generation was vegetable. , the next generation’s name will be the fruit type. Maybe the next generation will be the grain type.” Song Shuhang comforted with a smile.

Shi Loli: "..."

Zhu Loli: "..."

There seems to be something wrong with the atmosphere! Did my comfort have the opposite effect? Song Shuhang suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

The young monk Guoguo gently pulled the corner of Song Shuhang's clothes: "Senior Brother Shuhang, that's Shi and Zhu's sect. In terms of seniority, they should be Fairy Lychee's nephews. That's what you call me, senior brother. The future generation of the ‘grain family’.”

Song Shuhang: "..."

This Tema is so embarrassing!

Shi Loli: "In other words,

Will our Tao name be the Five Grains system? Wheat Fairy? Rice fairy? "

Zhu Loli was anxious: "I don't want it, I don't want it. I might as well be the Candle Fairy!"

"Ahem." Guoguo coughed lightly and comforted: "However, Shi, Zhu and the 'Litchi Fairy' are not from the same system. The names of the vegetable system and the fruit system are limited to the inheritance of the Lychee Fairy. , As far as I know, Shi and Zhu’s department does not have this type of Taoist title.”

"You know quite a lot, right?" Song Shuhang said in surprise.

"Haha, it's nothing actually. I heard these things mentioned by Senior Brother Sanri." The young monk touched his bald head - he would not tell Song Shuhang that he only escaped from Sanri in order to abduct two distinguished guests and escape. Senior brother has asked for so much information.

Although the little monk looks like a naughty boy, in fact, he does things carefully and first. For example, at the very beginning, when he planned to go out to treat hemorrhoids, in order to raise enough money for the operation, he planned a plan of "selling himself for money" and sold himself to a human trafficker...

At this time, the older girl Shi asked aloud: "Senior Brother Shuhang, are we going to change trains to go to Wenzhou City? Then... we don't have a penny on us now. All the money we had on us before All the money was used to buy the train fare to the Jiangnan area."

"..." Song Shuhang looked at the young monk: "Then you are going to arrive in the Jiangnan area without any money? If you don't meet me, where will you stay after you arrive in the Jiangnan area? What will you eat?"

"The place where I live is of course the house bought by the senior pharmacist. I even have the key." Little monk Guoguo said proudly.

"When did you get the key?" Song Shuhang was stunned.

"Doudou gave it to me." The little monk said honestly: "Doudou also gave Senior Bai, me, and himself a key."

Song Shuhang sighed, it turned out to be Doudou's fault: "What about the food?"

"Senior Medicine Master's building has a lot of food stored in it. Although I can't cook, she can do poetry." Guo Guo said proudly.

Shi Luoli blushed in embarrassment.

I didn’t expect this young lady to still cook!

Once a naughty child gets angry, it's really scary. Song Shuhang thought to himself.

"So, Senior Shuhang, if you want to take us to Wenzhou City, you have to pay our train fare." The young monk said proudly.

Song Shuhang: "Forget it, we won't take the train anymore."

"Then how do we get to Wenzhou City?" the young monk asked.

Song Shuhang: "Come with me, let's get out of the station first."

…

…

Song Shuhang took Guoguo and the three of them out of the train station and found a deserted place.

"Wait a minute...Senior Brother Shuhang, isn't it true that you don't have any money? Then we have to run to Wenzhou, right?" The young monk wanted to ask cautiously.

After Shi Luoli and Zhu Luoli heard Guoguo's words, their faces suddenly turned pale - running to Wenzhou City? Even if you use magic to strengthen it, you still have to run for more than ten hours!

"What a good idea." Song Shuhang smiled and said, "It's a pity that I'm in a hurry now. Let's try this method later. Okay, Ye Si, come out and meet the three little guys."

Ye Si emerged from Song Shuhang's chest: "Hey, hello, fellow Taoists. I am Ye Si from Bishui Pavilion. You can just call me Senior Sister Ye Si."

Suddenly, they saw someone emerging from Song Shuhang's chest, and the young monk, Shi, and Zhu were startled.

After a while, the young monk asked doubtfully: "Senior Sister Ye Si, why are you in Senior Brother Shuhang's body?"

"Because I am a spirit ghost." Ye Si replied.

The young monk raised his head and stared at Song Shuhang: "Senior Brother Shuhang, you actually turned your spirit ghost into a sister!"

"What are you thinking about!" Song Shuhang slashed the young monk's head with a hand knife: "Senior Sister Ye Si is not the spirit ghost I had before. This matter is a matter of course. If you are curious, I will tell you slowly. This Yue, too many things have happened. Ye Si, let’s fly back to Wenzhou!”

"Okay, wait a minute, I'll start the flight navigation first. I don't know the location of Wenzhou City." Ye Sidao.

Song Shuhang: "..."

After a while, Senior Sister Ye Si sacrificed her Golden Book Flying Magical Artifact, took Song Shuhang, the young monk, poems, and candles and soared into the sky.

When Jin Shu soared into the sky, an invisible formation was deployed to prevent Shuhang and the others from being seen by ordinary people.

Song Shuhang hoped that the flight navigation on his mobile phone would be reliable and would not lead him to the wrong place.

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In the Nine Nether World and the Evil Lotus World.

After several days of hard research, Senior Bai Two finally researched this 'Evil Lotus World' thoroughly.

He had seen the 'liquid metal ball' dance as a 'master' in the evil lotus world before.

Now, it is not difficult for Senior White Two to find a way to crack the mark of the master of the 'Evil Lotus World' through reverse reasoning.

"Give me some more time and experiment carefully, and I can erase the mark left by that stupid ball in the 'Evil Lotus World'. When the time comes, I will leave a new mark, and I will become the leader of this Evil Lotus World. The new master...it's very interesting to think about it!" Senior Bai Two said happily.

After turning this evil lotus world into his own private world, he can build a cocoon here with peace of mind and have a good sleep.

I hope I can sleep a little longer this time. Better to sleep for a thousand years.

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On the other side, in Fairy Lychee's cave.

Fairy Lychee held her chin in one hand and looked at herself in the mirror boredly.

The movie "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" has been filmed and released today. Fairy Lychee had no intention of sneaking into the cinema to watch the movie.

In fact, she had been a little restless since the first day of the war, and she had been unable to calm down.

"How about finding a place to relax? But where should we go?" Fairy Lychee thought to herself.

——By the way, didn't Venerable Bai say that he would take her, Shuhang, Yu Jiaojiao and others to visit the ruins of the Immortal.

I don’t know when Venerable Bai will be free?