Chapter 874: You’d Better Shake the Cocoon!
Lady Onion, who was watching, was also confused - even the opportunity to control the way of heaven...can be traded? Then what else in this world cannot be traded?
"Fellow Taoist Bai, please stop joking." Taoist Gongde couldn't laugh or cry.
"Who is joking with you? Time is running out. Do you agree or disagree?" Senior Bai said seriously: "Stop talking so much nonsense, just one sentence, do you want to be enlightened?"
As he spoke, Senior Bai could no longer resist the power of ascending to heaven, and his body was forcibly attracted upwards.
"Of course I want it." Gongde Taoist replied. The immortals who come here all come here to control the way of heaven and become immortal.
"But won't you regret it after I become immortal?" the meritorious Taoist added.
Becoming a god is not a joke.
After becoming a god, he becomes immortal and immortal.
Although the way of heaven has changed several times, what is certain is that the previous ‘way of heaven’ is not dead!
All the monks guessed that only after mastering the way of heaven can they understand some information that ordinary monks cannot understand. For example, information at a higher level than [Heavenly Way].
After obtaining this information, the former Tiandao will choose to give up control of Tiandao.
However, Gongde Taoist believes that if he becomes Heavenly Dao himself, he will never give up the opportunity to take charge of Heavenly Dao. He will always be a quiet 'Heaven', immortal and immortal.
"Then let's trade!" Senior Bai said.
After a while...
Senior Bai was satisfied with the [Piercing Shuttle of All Heavens and Worlds], and the meritorious Taoist was replaced by Senior Bai in the position of ascending to heaven. His body was wrapped with the light of the substantial avenue, rising higher and higher, and finally disappeared.
The meritorious Taoist has become the new Heavenly Dao.
Heaven has a master, and everything changes.
There were waves of auspicious scenes coming from the heaven, the earth, and the universe... The entire universe ushered in a wave of spiritual power. The rich spiritual power like a rising tide allowed the monks to practice with half the effort over the next thousands of years.
At the same time, another layer of spiritual light shrouded Senior Bai. This is a blessing from the New Heavenly Dao [the Taoist of Merit and Virtue].
In the picture, Senior Bai is holding the [Piercing Shuttle of All Heavens and Worlds], feeling satisfied.
Lady Onion: "..."
Are what happened in this dream a real past event? If it were a true past incident, she wouldn't know how to complain about it.
——Bai Jiazi! Bai Jiazi!
Moreover, what about the promised war between immortals?
Why is the battle between immortals that I most want to see gone?
While Lady Onion was thinking, the entire dream space began to collapse.
The whole world turned into square fragments and disappeared.
When Ms. Onion came back to her senses, she found that she was back in that gray space again.
In front of her, the giant cocoon was still emitting bright light.
Lady Onion pondered.
Who is inside the giant cocoon?
Was the dream just now caused by this giant cocoon? Why are the dreams caused by giant cocoons related to Venerable White?
After thinking for a while, Lady Onion reached out and tapped the giant cocoon gently: "Hello, senior. Can you respond?"
For seniors with advanced cultivation, their sleep state is actually very shallow. As long as someone comes close, they will wake up from their sleep state. Therefore, Lady Onion believes that she can wake up the senior in the cocoon even without making a loud noise.
"Hu~~lu~~hu~~lu~~" Senior White's two even purring sounds came from the cocoon.
"Senior, do you know Song Shuhang?" Lady Onion asked again - if the other party can get Song Shuhang's 'Dragon Demon Potion', maybe he can send her out of this gray space?
"Hu~~lu~~"
"Senior, my name is Lady Onion... I am a little goblin adopted by Song Shuhang. If you know Song Shuhang, just say hello." Lady Onion said patiently.
"I'm not a hamster, what are you talking about?" Senior Bai replied - at this time, he seemed to have once again started the 'answer all questions in sleep mode'.
Lady Onion was overjoyed, as long as this senior was willing to answer: "Hello, senior, my name is Lady Onion. Do you know Shuhang?"
"Yes, I know you." A voice that was very familiar to Madam Onion came from the cocoon.
Isn't this Senior Bai's voice?
Oh my god.
No wonder... the dreams conveyed in the cocoon are related to Senior Bai.
It turns out that Senior Bai is hiding here, sleeping in a cocoon.
"Senior Bai, it turns out it's you." Lady Onion said happily: "By the way, Senior Bai. Are the things in the dream just now real? In the past, you almost became Heavenly Dao? But you gave up the opportunity to control Heavenly Dao to Someone else?"
"That was a long, long time ago." Senior Bai Two replied: "That's strange, why did you have this dream today?"
"Senior Bai, then you were a ninth-grade Tribulation Immortal a long time ago, why are you only in the realm of a seventh-grade Venerable now?" Lady Onion asked curiously.
"Oh, it turns out that the [Bai] you know is now only in the realm of the seventh-grade Venerable?" Senior Bai Two replied: "I am not the 'Senior White' you know. You can call me Senior White Two, Song Shuhang is worried in his heart You call me that. The Senior Bai you know and I are not the same person."
Lady Onion: "..." Why is it called "Senior White Rabbit" so strangely?
But the title is not the point!
The point is, are there two white seniors in this world?
"So, Senior Bai Tu, what is your relationship with the Senior Bai I know?" Lady Onion asked curiously.
"I don't know. I haven't had time to have in-depth contact with him. I can't answer this question for you." Senior Bai Two replied.
"Senior White Rabbit, what level of cultivation are you at now?" Lady Onion asked curiously - Senior White Rabbit almost became an immortal Heavenly Dao before, so what state is he in now?
"Now...it's gone, there's no realm left." Senior Bai Two sighed faintly.
"I'm sorry...Senior, my condolences." Lady Onion consoled her - no realms were left. This Senior White Two had a problem with his cultivation and lost all his power, right?
Senior Bai two: "..."
"By the way, Senior White Rabbit, can I get out of this gray space? I entered this world through a passage before, but that passage suddenly disappeared again." Lady Onion asked.
She felt very depressed in this gray world. It's better to go back to Song Shuhang's core island world. At least it's really suitable for her to grow there.
In addition, in her dream just now, she saw the [Light of the Avenue] wrapped around Senior White Rabbit's body when he ascended to heaven, and she had some enlightenment. After returning home, Lady Onion prepared to take root and practice on Song Shuhang's core island for a period of time. Strive to break through to the third level realm as soon as possible!
"Can you tell jokes?" At this time, Senior Bai Two suddenly asked.
"Yes, I'm the best at telling jokes." Lady Onion said confidently - among the "two hundred skills necessary for fairies to survive tenaciously" she learned, there was the method "How a banshee can successfully transform into the mistress of the male master" , among the methods to please the male master, there is the method of making the male master happy.
Telling jokes is also one of the skills.
Moreover... Not long ago, Song Shuhang was reading jokes whenever he had free time, and Lady Onion also memorized many of them.
"Then you tell me a few jokes, and if I am happy, I will guide you to leave." Senior Bai Two replied - now he seems to have woken up from his sleep state? Or...even when talking in his sleep, he still likes to hear jokes.
"Okay, no problem." Lady Onion patted her small chest and said, "Let me tell you a very funny joke first. I laughed secretly until I cried."
"Tell me." Senior Bai Two said expectantly.
Lady Onion said seriously: "I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered."
After saying that, Lady Onion herself started laughing.
Senior Bai two: "..."
What the hell is this joke? Why can't he find the point of the joke at all?
Lady Onion herself laughed until she cried.
After laughing for a long time, she saw that Senior Bai Hao had not laughed, so she asked curiously: "Isn't it funny?"
"I can't laugh." Senior Bai Two answered honestly.
"It's okay, maybe you are not used to this kind of joke. If I try another one, it will be very funny! I hid it in Song Shuhang's one-inch shrinking bag and laughed for a long time. This joke will definitely make you laugh out loud." Lady Onion said: "Once upon a time... there was a fat man. One day, he jumped from a tall building. As a result, he became... a fat man! Hahahahaha."
Lady Onion laughed happily to herself again.
Senior Bai two: "..."
For some reason, Senior Bai Two felt that this joke was not funny at all, but rather a little sad.
Lady Onion stopped laughing, but when she saw that Senior Bai and Two didn't laugh, she said, "Huh? Isn't that okay? Senior, you have such a good laugh point. In this case, I will tell you the funniest joke I have seen not long ago!"
…
…
time flies.
In this way, Lady Onion told more than twenty jokes in one go.
Senior Bai in the giant cocoon didn't hit the point of laughter at all - instead he felt a little cold. The jokes told by Lady Onion were all cold jokes, each one colder than the last.
"Isn't it enough? It doesn't matter. I have a lot of stocks in my stomach. There will always be one that can make you laugh." Lady Onion said confidently.
"No, thank you, I feel it's almost done." Senior Bai Two said.
If you let this onion demon continue talking, he will freeze.
"Okay, let's change the method. Can you shake the cocoon?" Senior Bai asked.
"Shaking the cocoon?" Madam Onion looked confused.
"Just pick up this cocoon and shake it vigorously. The harder you shake it, the better... When you shake it well, I will send you back." Senior Bai said two.
"That's it? No problem." Lady Onion nodded. She rolled up her sleeves and stepped forward to hug the giant cocoon.
Although the cocoon is large, it is not heavy.
Lady Onion is now in the second-level realm, and she still has strength.
So Lady Onion picked up the giant cocoon and shook it vigorously.