Chapter 892: Drunk Yue’s Destructive Technique Will Be over Sooner or Later
Maybe Song Shuhang's disguise was good enough. He found the registration point and completed the registration. During this period, he never showed any signs of cheating... No one shouted at him, 'Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die' or something like that.
When signing up, the staff looked curiously at Song Shuhang, who was dressed in sunglasses and a mask. However, he is not a policeman. He is only responsible for collecting money and confirming whether the money received is genuine currency.
Song Shuhang successfully paid the tuition, signed his name, and then left the registration point.
"The registration is complete. Next, go back and wait for Senior Zuiyue to pass the letter to me with Feijian. Then, wait for Ye Si to come back." Song Shuhang thought to himself.
Wait for Senior Bai to come over and take them to the Forbidden City to watch the battle between the Tonggua Immortal Master and the Beihe Sanren.
On September 1, 2019, little friend Song Shuhang’s schedule was still very busy.
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When Song Shuhang was about to return to his residence, his cell phone rang, and it was an unfamiliar number.
Song Shuhang picked up the phone: "Hello, hello."
"Hello, are you Taoist Master Ba Dao Song Sanlang?" A hoarse voice sounded.
Song Shuhang: "..." What the hell is Song Sanlang! Believe it or not, I will hang up the phone immediately and put you on the blacklist!
Seeing that Song Shuhang didn't answer for a long time, the hoarse voice said again: "Eh? Did I call the wrong number? Wait, oh, I made a mistake. I'm sorry, is this Fellow Taoist Song Yi, Ba Dao?"
"It's me." Song Shuhang replied.
"Hahaha, I just had sex with my wife before I came here, so I'm a little confused. Sorry, fellow Taoist Song San." The hoarse voice laughed.
Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, his fingers started to move, and he couldn't help but want to hang up the phone.
——When talking to a stranger on the phone, you start talking about the affair you just had with your wife. Is this a habit of sleeping with a dog? And...what the hell is Song San?
On the other side, the hoarse voice continued: "That's it, Fellow Taoist Ba Dao. I am the cousin of the Snow Wolf Cave Master, the Moon Wolf Island Master. I committed something in the United States recently, so I had to escape secretly. For the time being. I'm helping my cousin, the Snow Wolf Cave Master, run errands and do some business."
"Oh, it turns out it's you." Song Shuhang realized clearly - in the morning, the Snow Wolf Cave Master had mentioned his cousin in the 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1'.
The master of Snow Wolf Cave is still helping senior Yunquezi from the Xuannv Sect to freeze his body, so for the time being, the business is now being taken over by one of his cousins.
Venerable White seems to have entrusted the Master of Snow Wolf Cave with some business. He must be applying for documents, right?
Now Senior Bai's business is being taken over by the owner of Moon Wolf Island.
"Hey, do you know me?" Moon Wolf Island Master asked curiously.
Song Shuhang: "Well, the Snow Wolf Cave Master mentioned you."
"Hahahaha, cousin, he didn't say anything bad about me, did he? For example, he didn't tell anyone about the things I did before, right?" the owner of Moon Wolf Island asked anxiously.
"Oh, is this what you committed in the United States?" Song Shuhang asked.
"How do you know! Damn it, my cousin's big mouth really exposed my scandal." The owner of Moon Wolf Island said angrily.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Damn it, sister, didn’t you just tell me that you committed a crime in the United States on the phone?
"My cousin, that big-mouthed guy, didn't tell me specifically what I committed, did he?" Moon Wolf Island Master asked again.
"No." Song Shuhang's mouth twitched and he asked smoothly: "What did you commit in the United States?"
"Actually, it's nothing. It's a normal thing for me, but I didn't expect it to be illegal there." The master of Moon Wolf Island said: "This matter is particularly embarrassing to me. Let me tell you, you can't tell anyone else." People."
"Yeah." Song Shuhang replied - surprisingly, this hoarse voice was a little cute.
Then, the owner of Yuelang Island began to abuse the dog again.
"It happened half a month ago... That day, my wife and I worked hard to give birth to wolf cubs in the early morning as usual. My wife and I are both fifth-level demons, and we maintain human form under normal circumstances. Well, in the United States, It is not illegal to reproduce while maintaining human form.
But that day, something unexpected happened. "Yuelang Island Master said: "When my wife and I were working hard to give birth to wolf cubs, my wife suddenly showed her true colors because she was too excited. What a coincidence, this scene was seen by a neighbor passing by. "
Song Shuhang: "..."
The owner of Moon Wolf Island continued: "Then I was prosecuted by the police for animal cruelty... Fortunately, I was resourceful and used a wolf hair substitute to escape the disaster, and then I returned to China with my wife."
Song Shuhang: "......"
Forgive him, at this moment, he really doesn't know what to say.
What should I complain about?
Are you complaining about the Moon Wolf Island owner and his wife creating wolf cubs? Or complaining about foreign laws or something like that?
There's nothing to complain about in either aspect, nothing wrong with it.
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"By the way, fellow Taoist Moon Wolf, do you have anything to do with me?" Song Shuhang asked - originally, he wanted to call him 'Senior Moon Wolf'. But this time, the word 'senior' could not be uttered.
"Oh, that's it. I wanted to ask you to send me the coordinates. I have something to go to Jiangnan University Town. I just checked it on the Internet, but I found that there are three 'Jiangnan University Towns' in China alone. , What a headache." The master of Moon Wolf Island said.
When Song Shuhang heard this, his heart moved: "Senior Yuelang, do you have anything to do when you come to Jiangnan University Town? Do you want to apply for some documents for Senior Bai?"
"I'm not applying for the certificate for Senior Bai, but for True Lord Bai He." The owner of Moon Wolf Island said with a smile: "This is not a confidential matter, so I can tell you."
True Lord Baihe? Why did Lord White Crane come to Jiangnan University Town? Could it be that it knew that Venerable Bai was temporarily living here, so it came all the way here to temporarily live near Jiangnan University City? With the character of True Lord Bai He, he could really do such a thing.
"I understand, fellow Taoist Moon Wolf, do you know my chat account? Add me as a friend and I will send you the ticket." Song Shuhang said.
"Thank you, fellow Taoist Ba Dao. You are such a good fellow Taoist who is willing to help others. It is indeed right to ask you for help." The master of Moon Wolf Island said happily in a hoarse voice.
So... add friends and share locations.
Song Shuhang found that he seemed to have been doing this kind of thing today.
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When Song Shuhang returned to his residence, Ye Si had not returned yet.
until noon.
Guoguo and Zhu woke up in a daze. The two little guys were just playing games. According to "Shi", the two little guys had been playing games all night long during the past few days when Song Shuhang was in coma. More importantly, the two little guys' gaming skills are not as strong as Jingba Doudou, and they are really the type to cheat their teammates. Kudos to their teammates for their hard work.
"Senior Brother Shuhang, you're finally awake." The young monk rubbed his eyes and said, "I'm so hungry. What should we eat for lunch?"
"What should we eat for lunch?" Zhu Loli also agreed.
Song Shuhang looked at 'Shi' who was watching a movie next to him. This girl who was temporarily in charge of the family's food... was currently addicted to the movie and couldn't extricate herself.
From the look of her, she couldn't get up and cook.
"Forget it, let's go out to eat." Song Shuhang sighed.
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After lunch, Shuhang lay on the balcony to rest, enjoying the rare comfort.
The young monk Guoguo sat beside him and chanted sutras every day.
At this time, Shuhang's phone rang again.
Song Shuhang opened it and saw the mark of [Senior Zuiyue Lay Scholar] written on it.
"Oh, senior Suiyue called. The magic weapon has arrived." Song Shuhang laughed and answered the phone.
——This time, I must announce my senior’s Taoist number loudly.
It is said that if you look like this, your seniors will be very happy.
"Senior Zuiyue, is the flying sword coming?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Hahahaha, little friend Shuhang, your guess is correct. The flying sword has arrived near you. The error is up to a hundred meters. You try to use group sound transmission in the air to enter the secret, and just call my name loudly. Arrive. When the time comes, the flying sword will fall to your side. Then, goodbye." Senior Zuiyu said happily.
Apart from the Beishan people, little friend Song Shuhang is the second group member who can quickly call out his Taoist name.
Although little friend Song Shuhang may rely on the note-taking function of his mobile phone - but even with the note-taking function, he is very happy.
Having said that, the remark function is such a great function, why don’t the fellow Taoists in the ‘Jiuzhou No. 1 Group’ know how to use it?
Please note that his Taoist name "Drunken Moon" will kill people?
It won’t hurt if you have a note! asshole.
It's rare to have such a convenient function, please use it well.
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After hanging up the phone, Song Shuhang stood up from the balcony, raised his head and looked into the sky.
Guoguo, who was sitting on the side meditating and chanting sutras, raised his head: "What happened? Senior Brother Shuhang?"
"A flying sword message has arrived. It's within a hundred meters nearby. Oh, I saw it!" Song Shuhang quickly saw the flying sword in the sky.
Next, he only needs to call the name of the flying sword towards the flying sword, and he can receive the flying sword.
Although he can no longer remember the words of the layman's Taoist name. But no problem, as long as the pronunciation is similar, the effect will definitely be the same.
Even the seniors couldn't tell the difference when they were on the phone. How can one recognize the sound from a mere flying sword? And, although the words are different, the pronunciation is exactly the same! Chinese characters are broad and profound.
Therefore, Song Shuhang used the group sound transmission technique to call out the Taoist name of 'The Most Yue Lay Scholar'.
"The most outstanding layman!"
The flying sword in the sky showed no response.
Strange, isn't it possible?
"What's your date with a layman?" Song Shuhang continued to shout.
The flying sword in the sky still didn't respond.
Damn it, even the most advanced speech recognition system can’t recognize words with exactly the same pronunciation, right?
"Jiu Yue layman!" Song Shuhang continued to try.
The flying sword in the air still did not hang him.
After that, Shuhang tried dozens of pronunciations of 'zui' and 'yue', but none of them were useful.
Did I remember it wrong?
Song Shuhang began to doubt himself.
That's not right. When I pressed the name in the 'notes' and said 'Senior Zuoyue', the senior opposite me responded happily, 'When will the bright moon come?'
His pronunciation is absolutely correct.
Could it be that Senior Suiyue installed the most advanced speech recognition array on Feijian, so he had to read the real 'Tao number' correctly?
He speaks nonsense and is not a mind reader. How can he have such a nonsense speech recognition function?
"By the way, senior Song Shuhang. Isn't that senior called 'Drunken Rishi'?" the young monk said.
"It can't be Zui Ri layman. The pronunciation of 'zui' and 'yue' is unmistakable." Song Shuhang said.
——When he said this, he still used the method of 'transmitting sound into the secret'.
When the pronunciation of ‘Drunken Rishi’ came out of his mouth…
In the sky, the flying sword seemed to have found its organization. Like a swallow in the forest, it flew toward Song Shuhang and landed on him.
Song Shuhang: "..."
What he just recited was 'Drunken Rishi', right? It’s Zui, not ‘zui’ or ‘jade’!
Could it be...that layman Saiyue made a mistake? No, a layman shouldn't get his Taoist name wrong, right?
While he was thinking about it, Senior Zuiyue called again.
Song Shuhang answered the phone and said, "Senior Most?"
"It's me, haha. It's great that you can still call me by my Taoist name, little friend Shuhang." Zuiyu e said happily: "In addition, I want to tell you one thing. This flying sword is the same as last time. When the "Beihe Sanren" passed the letter to me Feijian, he left it here. I heard that you are going to watch the duel between the Beihe Sanren and the Tonggua Immortal Master today. When the time comes, please hand the Feijian back to the Beihe Sanren. "
"No problem, Senior Most Yue." Song Shuhang said.
"That's it, goodbye." Master Zuiyu hung up the phone with satisfaction.
Song Shuhang put away the phone with a subtle expression.
He can now confirm that the pronunciation of Zui Yue's Taoist name is definitely 'zui' or 'yu e', not Zui Ri.
But the 'voice code' left on the flying sword was indeed the word Zui Ri.
So in summary.
Zuiyue lay pills.
If he continues to practice his destructive skills, not only will others be unable to remember his Taoist name, but he himself will also forget his own Taoist name.
It is said that Zuiyue layman's broken skills can only be remembered by others after he has practiced his holy skills in front of eighth-level people.
But if before the eighth-grade Xuansheng, Zuiyue layman had even forgotten his own name... maybe one day in the future, the layman's Taoist name would be fixed as 'Drunken Sun layman', 'Drunken shrimp layman' or even something else. Strange number.
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On the other side, the location of the Forbidden City.
The Immortal Master Tong Gua disguised himself as an ordinary pedestrian and wandered around.
"That guy from Beihe hasn't shown up yet? I'm so depressed." The Immortal Master Tong Gua said softly.
As he spoke, he gently pressed the three magic weapons on his body.
This is a three-piece magical weapon set, its main function is to completely suppress his realm. It makes him look exactly like an ordinary fifth-grade peak spirit emperor.
Yes, the realm of suppression - the Immortal Master of the Copper Trigram, was originally a sixth-grade true king.
You have been waiting so hard for today!
He wanted to seize the opportunity when dueling with Beihe Sanren. It is best for Beihe Sanren to unleash his sixth-grade strength when he feels that he is going to win.
Just thinking about Beihe Sanren's expression makes Master Tong Gua feel happy in his heart. (To be continued.)