Chapter 881: As a Monk, You Don’t Lie! Ahhhh~~

Fairy Dongfang Six: "..."

Guoguo and poems at the back: "..."

The petite figure in Song Shuhang's arms was none other than Zhu Loli. At this time, she pinched her throat and used a goosebump-inducing voice to act maliciously cute.

However, the 'acting like a spoiled child and admitting mistakes' approach that she thought could surely defeat Shuhang seemed to have the opposite effect.

Song Shuhang's only thought now was to lift this little guy up and spank her hard.

Zhu Loli raised her head curiously and looked at Song Shuhang: "Huh? Why didn't you react at all, Senior Brother Shuhang?"

In her memory, after Fairy Peach made a mistake, she also threw herself into the forest and fell into the arms of Master Pineapple Taoist Master.

Then he called out lines like "Deadly... I know I was wrong... How are you going to punish me..." and so on. Uncle Pineapple Taoist Master was immediately defeated and forgave Fairy Peach.

But when Zhu Loli quietly raised her head to look at Song Shuhang, she found that Song Shuhang's face was as cold as frost, and his originally kind face had turned unfriendly.

"Ah?" Zhu Loli blinked.

how so?

Was my tone just now wrong? Not enough coquettishness?

So, Zhu Loli took a deep breath, thinking about the situation when the Peach Fairy acted coquettishly, and continued to act maliciously and cutely: "What a shame~~I don't want to obey~~I... Oh my."

Song Shuhang decisively lifted her up, braced her, and put her on his knees.

Merciless waves of hands.

Bang bang bang bang~~

Zhu Loli's malicious show of cuteness was ruthlessly interrupted.

"Ah ah ah, Senior Brother Shuhang, I was wrong, I was wrong! It hurts, it hurts!" Zhu Loli screamed in pain.

"What's wrong?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lure.

Next time, she will ask Senior Uncle Peach Fairy to come over and try to see if Senior Brother Shuhang can block Fairy Peach's coquettish attack.

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said, "What else?"

"And, and... and...I don't know anymore!" Zhu Loli raised her head, looking confused.

Besides escaping, did the three of them make any mistakes?

Song Shuhang: "..."

Then, he looked up at Guoguo and Shiloli in the distance.

The little monk He Shi slowly came to Shuhang with a sad face.

"Do you two realize your mistake?" Song Shuhang said with a straight face.

The young monk said obediently: "Senior Brother Shuhang, we were wrong."

When Song Shuhang saw their well-behaved looks, a small part of his heart disappeared.

He said in a deep voice: "Then if next time I have something to do and I am away from home, will you continue to escape?"

The little monk's face became tangled.

After a while...

The young monk clasped his hands together and gritted his teeth and said, "Monks don't lie! If you, Senior Brother Shuhang, are unconscious again next time, I might... escape again!"

The wish of subduing demons and demons has not yet come true, and he has not met a single ghost. The little monk is unwilling to give up.

"..." Song Shuhang was angry: "The naughty kid must die!"

Two slender hands stretched out from his back, grabbed the little monk, and placed him on his other knee.

The ruthless hand waved again.

Bang bang bang bang~~

"Ah ah ah, it hurts. Brother Shuhang, I was wrong, I was wrong." The little monk screamed repeatedly - these slender hands were Ye Si's arms, and they were swung with greater strength than Song Shuhang's own arms. bigger.

The little monk felt that his butt must have been swollen from the beating.

"Then next time, do you still dare to run away from home?" Song Shuhang said with a straight face.

The young monk burst into tears. After thinking for a moment, he gritted his teeth and said: "Become a monk...don't tell lies. Senior brother, I still want to escape."

Fairy Dongfang Six beside her: "..." The little monk was so cute and stupid that he cried.

"Idiot, suffer death!" The slender hand waved ruthlessly again.

Snap, snap, snap.

The little monk's butt is really going to bloom this time... because he feels that his butt is numb.

On her left knee, Zhu Loli looked at the little monk with a moved expression - Senior Brother Guoguo is so good, so powerful and unyielding! Even in the face of Senior Brother Song's violence, he still refused to give in. She is truly a role model!

"Well done, Senior Brother Guoguo! We will not succumb to violence!" So, Zhu Loli couldn't help but cheer for Little Guoguo.

Song Shuhang: "..."

On the other hand, Shi felt that his junior sister was crying: "Zhu, you idiot!"

"You idiot, you will die too!" Song Shuhang was furious, waving his own arm and waving towards Zhu Loli's butt!

Bang bang bang!

"Ahhhh, I was wrong, Senior Brother Shuhang, I was wrong. I didn't mean that, I meant... I wanted to persuade Senior Brother Guoguo. Ahhhh~ Senior Brother Shuhang, your butt is about to become two halves. ." Zhu Loli also followed in the footsteps of the little monk.

Fairy Dongfang Six beside her rubbed her face - she felt that little friend Shuhang was really working hard.

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In the end, the little monk and Zhu Loli succumbed to the mighty force.

There was no way, although the two little guys felt that their will was firm, their bodies were weak. Senior Brother Song was merciless when he spanked her, and if he spanked me again, the shit would really come out of her.

Finally, under the force and shock, the young monk He Zhu signed an "unequal treaty" with Song Shuhang. The two vowed that when they stayed at Song Shuhang's house temporarily, they would never run away from home again and would be obedient.

After putting down the two naughty children, Song Shuhang raised his head and looked at Shi.

"Senior Brother Shuhang, can we stop spanking and slap the palms of the hands?" Shi Luoli said with tears in her eyes - she felt like she was already a young girl, and it was too embarrassing to be spanked in front of so many people.

Song Shuhang: "..."

It's like I like spanking people?

"Do you know you are wrong?" Song Shuhang said with a straight face, and took out a ruler from the one-inch shrink bag.

——This thing was given to Song Shuhang and others by the senior Seven Lives Talisman when he was teaching the natives on the island on [Overseas Desert Island].

The main function is to teach the natives who do not study seriously.

The method of use is to hit the palms of the hands hard, or hang the natives to the big tree at the entrance of the tribal village and beat them.

Treat naughty children fairly - since Guoguo and Zhu have already been punished, Shi can't be an exception. Since she asked to slap her palms, let's slap her palms.

"I know, I know I was wrong." Shi Luoli nodded seriously. She timidly stretched out her palm and turned her face away - just like a child about to be vaccinated.

Song Shuhang mercilessly dealt twenty consecutive hits to each palm of his hands.

After Shi Luoli also vowed not to run away from home again and to be obedient, he let the three naughty children go.

Exhausted.

Song Shuhang felt that when facing these three little guys, his mental age was about to turn into a father-level figure in a short period of time.

When will Senior Brother Sanri come back?

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After dealing with the three naughty children, Song Shuhang turned around and looked for the figure of Lady Onion at the wine table of the ‘Slaughter Banquet’.

But after looking around, he didn't see Lady Onion.

Did you run away after hearing his voice?

That's right... Lady Onion has always wanted to be free. After finally leaving him this time, I will definitely not give up my freedom easily.

It would have been okay to let her go free.

However, the Enlightenment Stone that was very important to Song Shuhang was still on Lady Onion. Song Shuhang could not let her go without getting the Enlightenment Stone back.

"Senior Dongfang Six...does this [Monsters from all over the world unite to become a family] branch 250 have a back door or a window?" Song Shuhang asked.

"No." Fairy Dongfang Six shook her head: "However, there is another space under the branch. But... I can't take you in."

Song Shuhang is not a member of [Monsters from all over the world unite to become a family].

"Then can you trouble Fairy Dongfang Six to help me bring Lady Onion out?" Song Shuhang asked.

"No." Fairy Dongfang Six smiled and said: "That Onion Lady is a member of our organization, so unless she is willing to come out, I can't force her to come out and hand her over to you. The matter between you and her, I can't do anything about it at most. Not helping each other.”

One is a junior from her organization, and the other is a junior from the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'. Fairy Dongfang Six can only be fair.

Song Shuhang felt so heartbroken.

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Division 250, in the underground pyramid.

Onion Lady and Banshee were sitting in the living room, watching TV.

The news is still the same.

As mentioned earlier, national leaders are very busy, either going abroad or going to the countryside. What is said in the middle is that the people across the country are very happy, either getting rich or having a good harvest. In the end, other countries were miserable, either with explosions or rebellions.

Routines are all routines.

Lady Onion found it boring, so she changed the channel.

This station is talking about food programs.

"First, chop the green onions. Remember to chop them into fine dices. The more chopped the better." The fat chef on TV, the knife in his hand was flying.

Click click click, chop chop chop chop, soon, several green onions were cut into dregs.

Lady Onion looked at the onion seedlings on TV, tears streaming down her face involuntarily, she felt the same way!

Too cruel.

So Lady Onion silently changed the channel again.

The banshee on the side really wanted to laugh, but she held it in in order to take care of Lady Onion.

In order to prevent herself from laughing, she had to change the subject: "Ms. Onion, what is your relationship with that human boy named Shuhang?"

"Relationship? How should we talk about it?" Lady Onion recalled her first meeting with Song Shuhang.

——At that time, she was still a green onion who had just been released from prison.

When he saw that Song Shuhang, who was only at the first-level realm, actually had a treasure like the 'Enlightenment Stone', he wanted to rob this human monk. She wants to get this stone to advance her realm by leaps and bounds, and one day she can achieve great success and seek revenge on Jiu Deng!

As a result, the robbery failed, and she even lost the money.

"It should be because I missed and got caught..." Lady Onion paused suddenly in the middle of her sentence.

She felt an evil aura.

very familiar. (To be continued.)