Chapter 859: How About the Name Lord Nuclear Explosion?

The chat records in the ‘Jiuzhou No. 1 Group’ are full of treasures. 『㈧㈠┡中文网』⒈

When Song Shuhang is promoted to the 521st rank in the future, these cultivation experiences discussed by the seniors in the group will become his precious wealth.

After reading the messages in the 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1', Song Shuhang began to reply: "x-on:Senior Bai, Senior Bai, something went wrong on the way to the Jiangnan area... Now, those who are still heading to the Jiangnan area On the way. It is estimated that we will arrive at noon tomorrow. x-on:Wandering Monk Tongxuan, Master Tongxuan, do you have anything to do with me?"

Venerable White happened to be online, so he quickly replied to Song Shuhang's message: "We won't arrive until noon tomorrow? In that case, I'll borrow a stove first and practice something interesting."

"Refining something? What does Senior Bai want to refine?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.

"We'll talk about it after it's refined. Keep it secret for now. In this case, I won't wait for you in the Jiangnan area. I'll come to you after I refine the treasure." Venerable Bai said.

Song Shuhang: "No problem."

"See you then... By the way, little friend Shuhang. Do you know that the chat software we are using has a membership function?" Venerable White said suddenly.

Senior Bai's thinking span is also very wide.

"I know, and this chat software is very profitable. There are many types of memberships, each of which requires a fee. In the past, when I was a student party, I could only have two or three types of memberships." Song Shuhang replied.

Venerable White: "[Smiling emoticon], after I applied for this account, I activated all membership functions."

Song Shuhang: "[Grinning expression] Haha."

——By the way, is Venerable White bored now? You actually talked to him about this chat software and showed off all its membership features?

Venerable Bai: "Recently, I discovered that this chat software has a very good function for members, that is, the [Group Message Roaming] function. When I wanted to clear the memory of my phone yesterday, I accidentally cleared all the chat records. . So, I re-read the chat records of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' in the past few days from the [Group Roaming Message Record], and then, guess what I saw? I unexpectedly found a very interesting record ——This is the message record when we were in the 'Yaochi Heaven'. It has a lot more content than the original record on my mobile phone."

Song Shuhang: Σ(°△°|||)

Damn it, is this okay? What an exaggeration!

"Senior Bai, I said it was a tragic accident. Do you believe it?" Song Shuhang quickly replied.

Venerable Bai: "Don't worry, I know it was an accident, so... I won't argue with you."

The recent Venerable White is surprisingly easy to talk to! There are a lot of senior models in particular, and there are a lot of adults.

"Thank you, Senior Bai, for your understanding!" Song Shuhang was so excited that he burst into tears.

"It's a joke, you're welcome. Let's see you then... Well, maybe it will take some time for me to refine the weapon. Anyway, I will definitely rush back before the battle between Beihe and Tonggua." Venerable Bai added.

After saying that, Venerable White went offline.

Song Shuhang patted his chest and escaped another disaster.

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…

At this moment, Master Tongxuan came online.

Wandering Monk Tongxuan: "x-on:Ba Dao Song Yi, are you still there? Junior Brother Shuhang? - I am Sanri. The new mobile phone I just bought exploded, so I can only borrow the abbot's mobile phone to go online to find you first. Yeah. Damn it, I thought this new phone looked very good, and I wanted to buy it and modify it. But before I could warm it up, this product exploded. I will go after this mobile phone manufacturer, it is a waste of human life. If you take this thing on a plane, it can blow up the plane!"

Song Shuhang: "..."

Wandering Monk Tongxuan: "I just checked the chat history. I originally went to the Jiangnan area today and wanted to ask you to bring back three naughty children. But you haven't arrived yet, and I suddenly have something urgent to do, so I have to go first Went back. So now, I would like to trouble you to help me take care of these three naughty children Guoguo. I will bring them back in two or three days at most."

Song Shuhang: "No problem, Senior Brother Sanri.

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"If these three naughty children are disobedient, feel free to beat them without being polite. The naughty children just need training, and they are thick-skinned. They won't die after a few beatings." The wandering monk Tongxuan continued.

Song Shuhang: "I'll try my best... Actually, Guoguo and the others are quite obedient."

"You are just too good to the naughty child, so after Guoguo returned to the temple, she kept thinking about going to your place to play again." The wandering monk Tongxuan chuckled: "Then it's settled, wait two or three days After meeting, senior brother, I will bring you something interesting. That’s it, 6"

Song Shuhang: "6"

After Senior Brother Three Days went offline, the pharmacist slowly appeared and said in his voice: "I went there and suddenly saw Master Tongxuan talking. I thought the end of the world had come."

Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "I was also shocked, thinking that Master Tongxuan was about to break his skills."

Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da: "[Cute dog head expression]"

Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "[Angrily rubbing the head of the dog upstairs]"

Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "Wow, haha, I haven't seen Brother Guo's dog head building for a long time. I can't stand up to Lang's hand without snatching it once."

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "[Angrily rubbing the head of the dog upstairs]"

Pharmacist: "[angrily rubbing the head of the dog upstairs]"

Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "Fellow Medicine Master, I'm going to rub you three times. Why are you rubbing me?"

Pharmacist: "The network has been extended ~ Zi Yan and I are currently on our honeymoon in a very remote place, and the signal is not very good. Moreover, my mobile phone is also old. I will consider changing to a new one, and then find another Taoist friend to change it." .”

Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "..." Fellow Taoist Medicine Master, if you show affection, you will die quickly, do you understand?

Song Shuhang: "Senior Medicine Master, don't buy the brand that Senior Brother Sanri mentioned just now. It will explode."

Pharmacist: "What brand did you buy on the third day?"

Song Shuhang: "Uh, senior brother didn't mention the brand just now? Then ask him again."

Pharmacist: "Let's talk about it then - ps: When you see how fast you type, you should know that I am doing the work for you. Jiang Ziyan."

——Show affection in various ways!

Sun-Broken Halberd Guo Da: "Stupid Sanlang, that cute dog head just now is a picture of Doudou when he was a child. I released the dog head floor, and I didn't mean to rub it. In addition, Doudou is about to get married recently, and his anger is worth it. Very tall. x-on:I am Lord Huangshan’s loyal dog. No need to thank me, my name is Guo Leifeng.”

Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "..."

I am Lord Huangshan's loyal dog: "Lan Shou, Shiitake Mushroom. In the online game, my wife has been offline all day, so don't bother me."

Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da: "..."

While he was talking, layman Xiangong came online. As soon as he got online, he directly summoned Song Shuhang: "x-on:Bad Sword Song Yi, is little friend Shuhang still there?"

Song Shuhang: "He's still here...has Senior Xiangong finished absorbing the dragon demon potion?"

"The absorption is successful. Next, I will find a place to retreat and attack the realm of the seventh-grade venerable. Before that, you give me the coordinates. I have something to send to you by flying." Layman Xiangong said with a smile. The hidden dangers have been eliminated and the layman is in a good mood.

Song Shuhang's eyes suddenly lit up: "Is it that thing?"

"Exactly that thing!" Layman Xiangong said with a smile.

——Previously, after receiving the body of the dragon demon from Venerable White, layman Xiangong and Song Shuhang secretly prepared to refine a magical weapon called [Dragon Tail Shadow Escape] in order to thank Venerable White.

This kind of magic weapon can add a small amount of flight speed to the flying sword, thereby breaking through its own limit speed. Venerable Bai who loves flying swords will definitely like it very much.

And now, layman Xiangong has refined this treasure.

For Song Shuhang, this treasure came at just the right time - in a sense, it could be said to be timely rain.

Previously, although Venerable Bai said verbally that he didn't mind what happened in the 'Yaochi Heaven', if this [Dragon Tail Escape Shadow] was given as a gift, he would not care about the 'Yaochi Heaven' anymore once he was happy. The incident of photos of phoenix crown and phoenix robe that accidentally leaked out!

This is a great tool to put Senior Bai in a good mood.

"Senior Xiangong, I will arrive in the Jiangnan area tomorrow. I will give you the coordinates then, and you can pass the message to me with Feijian." Song Shuhang quickly replied.

Layman Xiangong replied: "No problem. It just so happens that I also need to take advantage of the time to prepare for the retreat to hit the realm."

Song Shuhang: "I wish seniors a smooth advancement."

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "I wish my senior a smooth promotion. When the time comes, I will be called the Venerable Master Xian Gong."

Later, the Taoist friends from the Jiuzhou No. 1 group online also offered their heartfelt blessings.

At this time, Kuangdao Sanlang spoke again: "I heard that after being promoted to a Venerable, you can change your Taoist name to a louder one..."

The next sentence of Sanlang's words has not come out yet. The always-online Saint Beihe Sanren of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" who had not appeared for a long time suddenly appeared: "Fellow Taoist Sanlang, please stop saying the following words. You are no longer suitable to commit suicide this month."

Unfortunately, Beihe Loose Cultivators were still a step too late.

The next words of Kuangdao Sanlang came out almost at the same time as Beihe Sanren: "For example, the name of the Nuclear Explosion Venerable should be very loud. Senior Xian Gong, what do you think?"

Layman Xian Gong: "Hehehehehehe."

A series of long hehes fully expressed the mood of layman Xiangong at this time.

Beihe Sanren sighed quietly, even he couldn't save another life for the Three Waves of Crazy Sword.

Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "..." He just got hot-headed again and told a cold joke that shouldn't be told!

Everyone in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group became quiet for the time being.

Everyone knows that the nuclear explosion is an old scar in the heart of Xiangong layman. When it is uncovered, it will be a bloody past. In the past, whenever layman Xiangong mentioned this matter, the layman would get angry with him.

Later, as Xiangong layman gradually recovered his body and strength, he was no longer as taboo about nuclear explosions as before, and this old scar seemed to be gradually healing.

But the current behavior of fellow Taoist Sanlang is another stab at the old scar in the heart of layman Xian Gong.

After a long time, layman Xiangong replied: "Thanks to the auspicious words of Taoist Sanlang... When I am promoted to a Venerable, I will send Taoist Sanlang a nuclear bomb as a thank you gift."

When the time comes, he must tie ten nuclear bombs to Kuangdao Sanlang and shoot him into the universe! (To be continued.)