Chapter 840: I Saw the Actor of Senior Brother Gao Sheng, Waiting for Me to Put a Sack on Him!
Song Shuhang smiled and said, "Mom, I'm back."
Mother Song glanced at her son and nodded. Then, she looked at the little monk behind her son and the two little lolita "Shi" and "Zhu".
"Hey, little master, you are visiting our house again." Mother Song saw Xiao Guoguo and said with a friendly smile.
"Hello, Auntie." The young monk saluted with his hands clasped together.
The little monk with a serious face is very cute.
——Song Shuhang felt that his mother was not so kind when facing his biological son.
Then, Mother Song saw the two cute little girls next to the little monk. Then, she looked at Ye Si next to Song Shuhang - and then, Song's mother's imagination went to the sky.
[One day in the future, if Song Shuhang marries this girl and gives birth to a son, he should be as cute as this little monk, right? If you want to have a daughter, you must have twins who are as interesting as the two little girls behind you. 】
Ye Si smiled and said: "Hello, aunt, my name is Ye Si."
Ye Si's greeting pulled Song's mother's thoughts back from the sky.
"Hello, Miss Ye Si." Mother Song smiled, and then led everyone into the living room to rest: "Shuhang, have you eaten on the way?"
"Not yet. We originally planned to have dinner on the train, but something happened on the way and we got home early." Song Shuhang said.
"Then you wait a moment, I'll prepare the food." Song's mother said.
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in the living room
Song Shuhang lazily sat on the sofa and scrolled through his phone—whenever he had free time recently, he would go online to read jokes and stuff, so as not to be suddenly dragged into the infinite make-up exam space by Senior White Two. Be prepared!
The three naughty children, the little monk, Shi and Zhu, are watching cartoons... Calabash Brothers New Year's Edition. The plot is completely different from the plot of Calabash Brothers that Song Shuhang watched when he was a child. God knows how the screenwriter made the magic change?
Song's father sat next to Shuhang and read the newspaper, but his eyes were looking at Ye Si opposite him.
Ye Sizheng was chatting with Mama Song - Mama Song had already prepared dinner, she just needed to add more rice for a few more people.
So, she took Ye Si and started chatting all over the place.
At the beginning, the two of them had a hard time chatting - if we talk about the generation gap of three years, the generation gap between Song's mother and Ye Si is as far apart as a sun and a moon.
However, with Ye Si's cooperation, the chat between Song's mother and her gradually became better...
At this time, Song's father gently pushed Song Shuhang with his elbow and asked quietly: "Shuhang, is it your girlfriend you brought this time?"
Song Shuhang was about to answer.
Coincidentally, Song's mother finally couldn't help it and turned around and asked Ye Si, "Ye Si, how did you meet our Shuhang?"
Ye Si raised his eyes to look at Song Shuhang and smiled slightly.
"Ahem." Song Shuhang cleared his throat and answered the question on behalf of Ye Si: "Ye Si and I met in a huge library. She was reading there, and I was reading there too. Later, we talked We got to know each other while chatting. As for our relationship... we were about to become a couple."
In most families, when their sons are still in school, their parents urge their sons to make a living through their studies. And Song Shuhang... When he was in high school, Song's mother often asked him to bring a beautiful girl home.
Hearing this, Song's mother said nervously: "We are about to become a couple? What about now?"
Ye Si took the initiative to answer this question: "Now...well, although we can't be a normal couple, our relationship is closer than a couple."
"More intimate than a couple?" Mother Song blinked, and then she clasped her hands together: "Then you two... that, that... that, are you together?"
Song Shuhang: "Pfft~~"
"Combined, that's what I mean." Shi Luoli said softly.
"That's right, sister. That's what fusion means!" Zhu Loli replied.
The little monk blushed with embarrassment.
Close your eyes and recite Buddhist scriptures silently.
Ye Si thought for a while and replied: "Yes, it's combined!" The two heads and four arms were particularly handsome. If he hadn't seen that Song's father and Song's mother were just ordinary people, Ye Si would have wanted to demonstrate it to them.
Song's father closed the newspaper and looked at Ye Si with a kind smile on his face: "Miss Ye Si, we will be a family from now on."
"What dad means is what I mean." Song's mother smiled.
Song Shuhang: "Pfft~~"
Song's father gave Shuhang a hard poke: "Come on, try to get married as soon as you graduate from college. That's how your father and I married your mother back then. However, before marriage, you two still have to be careful. Having children out of wedlock , absolutely not!”
Song Shuhang: "..."
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Early the next morning.
Song Shuhang took Ye Si, Guoguo, Shi and Zhu out.
He was going to take Ye Si to go shopping in the nearby Kowloon Street and buy some daily necessities for the new semester.
After noon, I will meet with the netizen [Crazy Psychiatric Director].
If everything goes well, we will set off for the Jiangnan area this afternoon.
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Almost right after Song Shuhang went out with a large group of people... his good neighbor 'Li Yun' next door came to the door.
"Ha, little friend Song Shuhang went out early in the morning?" Taoist Priest Yunwu was dumbfounded - he heard yesterday that Song Shuhang was coming back, so he was in a very good mood. The state of meditating and practicing that night was particularly good, and I have practiced till now in one breath.
As a result, when he happily went to Song Shuhang's house and rushed to the door, he learned that the other party had gone out again.
[Could it be that I really have no connection with the ‘Enlightenment Stone’? Sure enough, I should go back to my Kongkong Pirate Sect, practice hard, and strive to improve my "Kongkong Master" to another level... Then I will go and steal the cave of Huangshan True Monarch, and avenge my previous shame. ] Taoist Priest Yunwu thought secretly.
Just when he was feeling pessimistic, Song's mother said: "Shuhang took a few friends to the street to buy things. They should be back soon. Why don't you wait at my house?"
Taoist Priest Yunwu's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Then I'll excuse you."
Father Song on the side smiled and said: "Li Yun, you are just too polite."
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‘Kowloon Street’ is a prosperous commercial street
Song Shuhang took Ye Si Guoguo and others to visit several stores and buy some daily necessities.
The three naughty children followed Song Shuhang closely - they had completely given up the idea of 'escaping' now. Because that senior sister Ye Si is a fifth-grade spiritual emperor. They can't escape.
At this time, Senior Sister Ye Si, the Fifth-Rank Spirit Emperor, was being brainwashed by various advertisements.
[Good news, good news, very good news, dear customers, hello, due to the expiration of the store, a batch of high-quality leather shoes in stock will be dealt with at a huge loss. Buy one get one free, buy one get one free! Not trying to make money, just trying to sell out. If you are not afraid of comparing goods, you are afraid of not knowing the goods! Take your pick, choose whatever you want, buy one get one free for everyone. Real loss management, price reduction all the time! 】
"Shuhang Shuhang, did you hear that? I'm dealing with a huge loss. Buy one, get one free, should we go in and have a look!" Ye Si said excitedly, holding Song Shuhang's hand.
"Don't worry, Ye Si." Song Shuhang looked at the store calmly: "In fact, this shoe store has been open since the year I entered high school. About half a year after it opened, it started to show that the store was about to open. 'Expired', 'Big Deal with Loss', 'Buy One Get One Free'. In other words, it has been three full years since his store's 'store expired'."
"Is there such a thing?" Ye Si's eyes widened: "But if this is the case, will anyone still buy shoes in their store?"
"Definitely... this is the bustling Kowloon Street, with a lot of traffic. There are countless new people coming here to buy things every day." Song Shuhang said.
Ye Si nodded silently: "The routine is really deep."
Song Shuhang laughed.
In fact, this is already an old routine.
The really deep tricks are killing without blood. A set of discounts can quietly empty the customer's wallet. "
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Half an hour later.
Song Shuhang took Ye Si to a women's clothing store.
Ye Si's current clothes are mostly fairy clothes. Although they are beautiful, they are not suitable for daily life.
Therefore, Song Shuhang planned to buy some ordinary women's clothes for her.
At this time, Shi and Zhu accompanied Ye Si in to choose clothes.
Song Shuhang and Guo Guo sat on chairs in the rest area of the women's clothing store and took a short rest.
Perhaps because of the drink he drank before, Song Shuhang felt a little like peeing, so he said to Guoguo: "Guoguo, you sit here and wait for Senior Sister Ye Si and the others to come out. I'll go to the nearby toilet first. Don't run around! "
Guo Guo nodded. How could he dare to run away when Senior Sister Ye Si of the fifth grade was here?
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The other side of Kowloon Street
There was a young monster hunter who arrived near White Whale Road early. He planned to meet his netizen "Stressed in Shushan" at noon.
Because it was still early for the meeting, the young monster hunter went shopping on the famous "Kowloon Street" near Beluga Road.
Perhaps it was because he had eaten and drank too much along the way that he had the urge to urinate.
So, he randomly found a hotel called 'Wangyue Tower' and went in to borrow the toilet for convenience.
After entering the toilet on the first floor of the hotel...
Suddenly, the young monster hunter's eyes lit up.
Guess what he saw?
He saw a man wearing big sunglasses in front of him!
The young man's eyesight for catching monsters is very good - even if the other person is wearing big sunglasses, he only needs to look at the young man to recognize the other person's true identity.
That's right - the other party is the actor of Senior Brother Gao Sheng, the first villain of "The War of the End of the Law" which was just released yesterday!
The drunk layman had fainted in the toilet from crying.
[Senior Brother Gao Sheng must die! 】The young monster hunter thought to himself.
So, he turned on his mobile phone and started recording a video.
He was going to put a sack on Senior Brother Gao Sheng, the actor...of course, just to play a prank. He is a monster hunter and will never harm ordinary people!