Chapter 775 Xiaobai + Xiaobai =?

Senior Bai Two: "As long as you make me laugh happily, you will pass. I have let you go so many times before, you must have read a lot of jokes when you went back, right?"

Song Shuhang: "..."

Seeing that Song Shuhang didn't answer, Senior White Two raised his eyebrows slightly: "Why, you didn't collect jokes? Or do you mean that you didn't take my need to listen to jokes to your heart at all?"

Song Shuhang hurriedly said: "Ahem, actually, Senior Bai, when you pulled me in, I was reading a joke!"

"Okay, I believe you, so tell a joke." Senior Bai said.

"However, these jokes I saw are not easy to tell. If you tell them, you will probably beat me to death." Song Shuhang said honestly. At this point, I have no choice but to confess frankly to Senior Bai Two. It would be best to use other methods to pass the test instead of "jokes" as before.

"If you tell me, I will beat you to death? It sounds interesting..." Senior Bai Two thought for a while and said, "How about you tell me and let me listen? How about that, if If you can make me have the urge to beat you to death, I can let you pass this time."

ha? To make Senior Bai Two have the desire to beat him to death... It shouldn't be too easy, okay?

Song Shuhang opened his mouth and said: "Haha, when you have long hair... beep beep beep beep~~"

was silenced.

"If you really want to die, I can help you, little friend Song Shuhang." Senior White Two said with a smile: "In addition, I want you to tell jokes... instead of poking at my dark history."

"Actually, I have always felt that this joke is very interesting." Song Shuhang said seriously: "In any case, Senior Bai, you have already had the idea of ​​'beating me to death' just now, right? So, I won. Information related to the life and death of Confucianism , I accepted it!”

Senior Bai two: "..."

"Or are you going to go back on your word, Senior Bai?" Song Shuhang added.

"Hehehehe." Senior Bai Two said: "Well, it doesn't hurt to tell you - the evil lotus in the Nine Nether World and the Confucian Gentleman's Golden Lotus can both open up a small world in their own world. Now, this information is definitely reliable."

"Can you really open up a small world? Wouldn't that be great? Confucianism's hundreds of thousands of wishes can come true..." Song Shuhang said. When he was possessed by the 'rune' before, he heard the exchange between the Confucian old man and the 'Golden Lotus'. Confucianism cultivates this 'gentleman's golden lotus' in order to open up a world for itself and carve out a small world enough for Confucian disciples to survive. From then on, the battle between Confucianism and the Jiuyou World is no longer passive and vulnerable, but an advanced and attackable one. , a state in which retreat can be defended.

But suddenly, Song Shuhang's voice stiffened: "Wait a minute, it is a matter of life and death for Confucianism. Could it be that after the Confucian Golden Lotus Space is opened, there will be safety risks? Or, will the Evil Lotus Space be connected to the Golden Lotus Space? Or even? Is it going through the Evil Lotus Space and exploding the Golden Lotus Space all at once?”

Senior Bai Two: "It's not as exaggerated as you think, but the Evil Lotus Space and the Golden Lotus Space are indeed connected. As long as you use a certain method, you can directly enter the Golden Lotus Space through the Evil Lotus Space in the Nine Nether World .”

Song Shuhang sighed. In that case, the Golden Lotus Space in the Confucian world would be like a sheep entering a tiger's mouth.

"And more importantly, in the Jiuyou World, there is a guy who is no weaker than me. He is preparing to use the 'Evil Lotus Space' of the Jiuyou World as a springboard to enter the 'Evil Lotus Space'. This is what I am talking about." Confucianism is a great calamity of life and death." Senior Bai Two added.

"A guy who is not weaker than Senior Bai? Senior Bai, are you strong?" Song Shuhang blurted out subconsciously. As soon as he said this, he wanted to give himself a slap in the face - the problem of being outspoken and outspoken always makes Song Shuhang feel that he has recovered. , it suddenly popped up again, making him experience the pain of relapsing again.

"Hehehe." Senior Bai Two smiled softly.

"Ahem, what about...Senior Bai,

I just want to ask, how powerful are you, Senior Bai? "Song Shuhang quickly made amends.

Let's make up for it as much as we can.

"Haha, if you insist on asking this question... let me give you a hypothesis. If I jump to the 'Golden Lotus Space' through the 'Evil Lotus Space', I can take down all the Confucian staff, from old to young, with one hand. , from humans to beasts, from magic weapons to buildings, kill them all." Senior Bai Two said calmly.

"One hand?" Song Shuhang swallowed secretly.

"Well, one hand, no more." Senior Bai said.

Song Shuhang suddenly felt that his legs were a little weak. The fighting power of Senior White Two sounded more powerful than that of Senior White in this world. And if he behaved like this and was so promiscuous in front of Senior White Two just now, would Senior White Two crush him to death with one finger?

"Now you know you're afraid?" Senior Bai Two chuckled.

"By the way, I remember that you can't come out of the 'Nine Nether World' now, right?" Song Shuhang suddenly thought of this.

"Haha, have you forgotten the connection between the Evil Lotus Space and the Golden Lotus Space? If that guy who is no weaker than me succeeds... I will always find a similar way to leave the Jiuyou World." Bai Senior Two prompted.

"Senior Bai, if I admit my mistake now, is it still too late?" Song Shuhang asked seriously.

"So, tell me a funny joke, a funny joke, or a joke that makes me feel like I want to kill you, and I can let you leave this 'infinite re-examination space', as you call this space. "Senior Bai said.

Around and around, and back here again.

Song Shuhang: "Senior Bai, apart from jokes, do you have no other hobbies? Can't we change it to something else?"

"My whole life... I've just been relying on jokes." Senior Bai Two said calmly.

Your hope in this life is too cheap!

So, do I really want to talk to Senior Two and tell evil jokes?

I always feel that if I tell evil jokes, I will drag myself into a place of no return.

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When Song Shuhang thought for a moment, suddenly...he thought of another more important thing.

Song Shuhang: "Senior Bai, even if you tell me the information about this catastrophe in Confucianism, what can I do?"

The existence of the Confucian ‘Gentleman’s Golden Lotus’ is currently Baiyun Academy’s biggest secret—about the ‘Gentleman’s Golden Lotus’, Baiyun Academy has not told anyone.

Even if Song Shuhang got the information that the 'Evil Lotus Space' and the 'Golden Lotus Space' were connected, how would he pass this news to Baiyun Academy?

Do you want to tell the other party: There is something wrong with your golden lotus, and the small world opened up will be directly connected to the evil lotus in the Nine Nether World?

In this case, he would have to explain to the Confucian people where he got the 'Golden Lotus Space' from. Moreover, Confucianism has been preparing for the 'Golden Lotus Space' for hundreds of thousands of years, and it is impossible to stop the plan to open up the 'Golden Lotus Space' just because of his word or piece of information.

"Haha, you got the point right." Senior Bai Two said, "Since I'm here to find you, it means I have a solution in my hand. Although it may not be successful, I can let you try it."

"Please ask Senior Bai to teach me how to do it." Song Shuhang said.

"I have a method here. After you learn it, go to the Confucian Golden Lotus Space, and then use this method to leave your mark on the Golden Lotus Space. At that time, you will become the master of the Golden Lotus Space, and you should be able to Prevent that guy from using the 'Evil Lotus Space' as a springboard to enter the Golden Lotus Space." Senior Bai said.

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly and said: "The question is, how do I enter the Golden Lotus Space? Moreover, with my strength, can I become the master of a space? Even if I become the master of the space, I can resist what you said, Senior Bai. Did that guy enter the 'Golden Lotus Space'?"

He is not a disciple of Confucianism. Confucianism will definitely not let him have the opportunity to enter the 'Golden Lotus Space' in a short period of time.

"That's what you have to worry about." Senior Bai Two shrugged his shoulders - he could only help everyone so far.

In fact, as he said to the Liquid Metal Ball before - whether the Liquid Gold Ball succeeds or fails in this operation, there is no harm to him.

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After Song Shuhang thought for a while, he asked: "Senior Bai, can I teach the methods you taught me to others? For example, Confucian disciples?"

The Golden Lotus Space is a space cultivated by Confucians for hundreds of thousands of years. It is not suitable for Song Shuhang to become the master of this space. If possible, let the Confucian disciples handle it themselves.

"Whatever you want, I'm just doing what I can do. As for how you want to stop 'that guy', it's none of my business." Senior Bai Two said indifferently.

Then, Senior White Two taught Song Shuhang how to leave a mark in the 'Golden Lotus Space'. This process is not complicated... it is just a matter of putting on many postures, matching the true energy or spiritual power in the body, and turning it into a mark, which stays in the golden lotus space. It's almost like a dance.

Senior Bai's two dance beautifully.

However, Senior Bai Two cannot guarantee that this method will be successful. He just watched the liquefied metal ball leave its imprint in the "Evil Lotus Space" using this method. Theoretically speaking, the method that can leave an imprint on the Evil Lotus should also be feasible in the Golden Lotus.

"If it really doesn't work, you can also do this method in reverse." Senior Bai said two times.

Song Shuhang: "..."

It's so unreliable to be so casual.

"Okay, I have finished what I want to tell you and what I want to teach you. Now, time is running out. In the Jiuyou World, the guy who is not weaker than me has already imprinted it on the 'Evil Lotus Space' If you move slower, the Confucian golden lotus space will bloom, and it will jump over the Nine Netherworld and come over. By then, you will be too late." Senior Bai said.

"I'll go back right away." Song Shuhang nodded.

"Well... finally, have you forgotten something? If you want to leave, tell me a joke to make me laugh first, or tell a joke that makes me have the urge to beat you to death." Senior Bai said.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Time is running out." Senior Bai Two floated in the void: "Maybe you only have a few minutes to help Confucian, think about it carefully."

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Song Shuhang would never tell evil jokes in front of Senior White Two - but at this moment, an idea came to his mind and he thought of an interesting topic from a long time ago.

"Senior Bai, if you have to say something, then I will tell you one thing." Song Shuhang asked with a serious look on his face: "A novice...oh no; a novice...not right either; a novice plus one You’re a novice, how much is that?”

Senior Bai two: "..."

Is there anything funny about this question?

However, seeing the serious look on Song Shuhang's face, he responded cooperatively: "Okay, I'm a novice."

"Congratulations, you got the answer wrong!" Song Shuhang smiled proudly: "The answer is the little white rabbit."

"..." Senior Bai Two: "Reason?"

"Because, a... Oh, no, a novice plus a novice equals a novice. A novice is novice two. By the way, two is a number in a certain language in the world. , that thing is called 'English'. When two is pronounced in Chinese, it is 'rabbit', so the answer is the little white rabbit!"

Senior Bai Two pinched his chin and started thinking.

After thinking for a moment, he finally understood the humor of this question: "Hahaha, that's interesting."

"Hmm, how about it, is it interesting?" Song Shuhang asked expectantly.

"For a moment just now, I really had the urge to beat you up. Well, you've passed the test this time." Senior Bai Two waved his hand.

Song Shuhang's consciousness returned to the real world.

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When he came back, he found himself lying on the bench, and Yu Jiaojiao and Su Clan's Sixteenth were sitting not far away, chatting in low voices about interesting things.

After hearing the sound of Shuhang getting up, Su Clan's Sixteenth turned his head: "Shuhang, you're awake."

"Well... I successfully came out of that space again." Song Shuhang sighed.

"This time, do you want to tell a joke to the senior who cannot be named?" Yu Jiaojiao asked.

Song Shuhang smiled dryly and nodded.

"Then, did you tell that senior any 'evil jokes'?" Yu Jiaojiao asked hopefully.

"Jiaojiao, what kind of picture are you making up in your mind?" Song Shuhang sighed: "I didn't tell an 'evil joke'. I had an idea at that time and thought of a brain teaser problem and got through it. By the way, it's not the case now. It’s time to talk about these things. Are Senior Bai and the others here?”

"Senior Bai seems to have been mysteriously invited away by a Confucian disciple. He seems to be invited to participate in a major Confucian event." Su Clan's Sixteenth said, and as she spoke, she transmitted the message into the secret passage: "I guess, Confucianism The activity mentioned should be related to the Gentleman Golden Lotus." (To be continued.) Haoru Book Bar, the home of book friends! Unique URL: