Chapter 754 Shocking Information
what to do? Senior Bai Two only gave him three chances.
But on Song Shuhang's personal 'talent skill tree', the skill of 'making jokes' has not been reached yet!
Do you want to give up Senior Bai's two intelligence about the 'Nine Nether Demon'?
What if it is very important information?
Song Shuhang rubbed his temples - besides telling a funny joke to make Senior Bai and Two happy, is there any other way to make Senior White and Two feel happy? So, let him tell him that important information?
But Song Shuhang didn't know anything about what Senior White Two liked - except that he liked to listen to jokes.
Wait!
Suddenly, Song Shuhang had a flash of inspiration: "Senior Bai, how about we exchange information for information? I can tell you information about the current world in exchange for your information."
Last time, he used this method to successfully pass the infinite re-examination with the help of Senior Bai Two.
In the sky, Senior White Two crossed his hands on his chin and said calmly: "I refuse...I don't have any information I particularly want to know right now. Don't test me anymore. Today, I want nothing but jokes!"
Today, Senior White's two have established a defense without blind spots and are impeccable.
Nervous.
Song Shuhang rubbed his eyebrows.
Calm down, what should you do to impress Senior Bai Two?
Why don't you think about it for a second?
If I were Senior Bai Two, what kind of jokes would I laugh at?
Well, this kind of 'empathy'... is of no use at all!
Because he couldn't think of any funny jokes at all.
Then if I think about it more deeply, if... I am not facing Senior White Two, but Senior White, how can I get the information I want from Senior White?
After Song Shuhang thought for a while, he suddenly wanted to flip the table - Senior Bai's personality was completely different from that of Senior Bai Two. If he or the seniors of the 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1' asked Venerable White for some information, Venerable White would usually tell them casually and would never force them to tell jokes.
Then... let’s think about it more deeply.
Think about it carefully, if you want Senior Bai to get high, what can you do? The method that can make Senior White get high, maybe it can also make Senior White Two get high too?
Like...drag racing? Dismantle electrical appliances? Offering a great retreat location? Interesting secret place? In short, as long as it is something interesting and novel.
Song Shuhang's eyes lit up, maybe, I can start from this aspect?
But there is another problem. This 'infinite re-examination space' is a space of consciousness, and nothing in Song Shuhang's reality can be brought into this space. Otherwise, Song Shuhang could just take out his cell phone and browse through many jokes on the Internet.
So, under the premise of 'consciousness space', what can I have that can arouse the curiosity of the two senior white men?
Song Shuhang's expressions were ever-changing.
In the void, Senior Bai Two still looked calm and looked at him calmly.
After a while.
Song Shuhang was still thinking hard about interesting things, and Senior White Two spoke again: "I'll remind you one thing... all emergency information is time-sensitive. If you still can't tell a joke that satisfies me, , then, once the timeliness of this information about the evil spirits in the 'Nine Netherworld' has passed, the information will have no meaning."
——Is this information of such urgent timeliness?
Song Shuhang became a little anxious. Suddenly, he thought of something that Venerable White in real life had been very interested in recently.
Song Shuhang said: "Senior Bai, are you interested in making cocoons?"
"Huh?" In the void, Senior Bai Two's expression changed for the first time, no longer cold, but full of confusion.
"It's just like spinning silk out of your mouth, forming a huge cocoon, and wrapping yourself in it. It's very fun." Song Shuhang quickly explained the process of 'cocooning'.
Described it once.
Finally, he added: "What's more important is that if you sleep in this 'cocoon', the sleep quality is great! Once people enter it and start sleeping, they will not want to get up and want to sleep in it for as long as possible." .”
At least, Venerable White especially likes to sleep in that big cocoon, even staying in bed has reached a new level.
When he heard this, Senior Bai Two's eyes brightened.
When Song Shuhang introduced the process of 'cocooning' at the beginning, he still looked at Shuhang with a "" look.
But when Song Shuhang came to the end of the introduction, [If you sleep in it, the sleep quality is particularly good... sleep as long as possible... don't want to get up...]
Senior Bai Two feels that if this thing really has such a great effect, it seems very good?
"So, how do you get this cocoon?" Senior Bai Two asked.
"I have a new type of 'Dragon Demon Potion' here. Taking it will not only enhance the monk's physique, but also allow the monk to 'spin silk and form a cocoon'. If you need it, Senior Bai, I can give you one!" "Song Shuhang's eyes were filled with joy.
In addition... it would be better if we could use the transaction to find out the identities of 'Senior White Two'.
Senior White Two finally stopped maintaining his cold posture. He jumped down from the void and landed next to Song Shuhang: "Are you sure that you can sleep soundly in the cocoon!"
"I'm sure that at least the other Senior White refused to come out when he was sleeping in the cocoon." Song Shuhang replied.
Senior Bai Two asked: "Well, let's make sure, you are still in 'Baiyun Academy' now, right?"
"You have dragged me into the make-up exam space. Of course I am still at Baiyun Academy." Song Shuhang said.
"Haha, who said that I can only pull you into this dimension if you are in 'Baiyun Academy'?" Senior Bai Two looked sideways at Song Shuhang.
Song Shuhang: "..."
Damn it, did I hear terrible news?
"Then wait until the time comes, and I'll find an opportunity to get this 'Dragon Demon Potion' from you." Senior Bai Two said.
Song Shuhang nodded and said: "So, Senior Bai. As a deal, can you tell me that important information?"
"You want to use the precious 'Dragon Demon Potion' in exchange for some information from me?" Senior Bai Two chuckled.
"I can't help it. I really don't have any jokes in my stomach. After I go out this time, I will prepare more jokes as soon as possible." Song Shuhang promised.
Senior Bai Two smiled and said: "Well, the transaction is a matter of mutual consent - since you are willing to do this kind of loss-making transaction, then of course I am also happy to get a bargain."
"That's what...Actually, if you, Senior White, are willing to compensate me a little, I won't mind." Song Shuhang said with a serious expression on his face - this Senior White is mysterious and unpredictable, if you can find out from him If you get some benefit...
"Ha, you are really thick-skinned. Well, let's wait until I receive the goods. If the cocoon formed by your 'Dragon Demon Potion' can really make people sleep until they are reluctant to come out, I will I'll find a chance to make it up to you." Senior Bai said.
"Senior Bai, can you tell me the 'information' now?" Song Shuhang said hurriedly.
What exactly is this urgent information?
After hearing Senior Bai Two mention that "information is timely", Song Shuhang also had a few vague guesses in his mind.
Is it the 'Nine Nether Demon' who wants to raid somewhere in Baiyun Academy?
Or is it a beheading operation targeting several important figures in Confucianism?
Or maybe the 'Nine Nether Demons' are attacking in the east and west, saying they are going to deal with the 'Baiyun Academy', but in fact they are attacking other Confucian sects?
Or is it because the Nine Nether Demon's forces have strengthened?
Senior Bai Two said lightly: "The content of the intelligence - well, the Nine Nether Demons have arrived at the Baiyun Academy... If we calculate the time, they should have entered the 'Baiyun Academy' and are ready. The war situation is about to break out."
"Wait a minute~" Song Shuhang said in shock: "The evil spirit has entered the Baiyun Academy? And the Baiyun Academy has no sense at all?"
"What's so surprising about this? Confucianism and the evil spirits of the Nine Nether World have been fighting each other for thousands of years - Confucian disciples understand the evil spirits of the Nine Nether World extremely well, and vice versa, the evil spirits of the Nine Nether World also understand the Confucian magic very well. Style, characteristics and...their weaknesses. It is estimated that in a while, the evil spirits of Jiuyou World will launch an attack." Senior Bai Two said with a smile.
Song Shuhang paused slightly: "Then, why do you want to tell me such information?" Doesn't this Senior White Two claim to be from the 'Nine Nether World' camp?
"Well, it's very simple. Because the order to attack Confucian Baiyun Academy was not issued by me." Senior Bai Two said with a smile.
Song Shuhang nodded: "I understand. I also ask Senior Bai to send me away from this consciousness space. I will prepare the 'Dragon Demon Potion' immediately and wait for you to pick it up."
This news was terrible and had to be delivered immediately.
"Okay." Senior Bai Two snapped his fingers.
Snapped!
Song Shuhang's consciousness was sent away from this space.
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After sending Song Shuhang away, Senior White and the two crossed their hands again and rested them on their chins.
The incident of mobilizing the evil spirits of the Nine Nether World to attack Confucianism was an order issued by the other 'will' of the Nine Nether World, the liquid metal ball. When it was mobilizing the evil spirits in the Nine Netherworld, it did not hide the truth from Senior White Two, and it seemed not to worry at all that Senior White Two would obstruct it.
After a while, the consciousness of Senior Bai Two exited this space and returned to the Nine Nether World.
He buried himself deep in the underground world of Jiuyou.
And above his ground, the huge liquid metal ball floated in the void.
This guy is still so haunted.
"It seems that the thing you have been planning has reached a critical moment?" Senior White Two said - although he didn't know what the metal ball was planning, he could guess the opponent from his frequent actions. I have a big plan in the near future. (To be continued.) Haoru Book Bar, the home of book friends! Unique URL: