Chapter 573: Brother Yao, the Bed Will Be Reserved for Another Half Month!
Whenever Fairy Lychee posts a selfie, it is a welfare time for the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group". ∈↗, there are many eye-catching fairies and monks in the world, but it is very rare for an eye-catching fairy of Lychee Fairy’s level who also likes to post selfies.
Today is a bonus from early morning.
At this time, in the cave of True Monarch Huangshan.
A little Pekingese has locked itself in a small dark room. It has been locked for more than half a month.
Doudou huddled in a corner of the small dark room, holding a tablet in his hand, silently logging into the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' and peeking at the screen.
It is unable to speak now. True Lord Huangshan gave it a thirty-day muting package in the group.
And in reality, it can't make a sound. In reality, True Monarch Huangshan gave it a silence package for a whole year.
This time Huangshan Dasha was really angry.
[Fairy Lychee posted a selfie again. If Huangshan Dasha sees it, he will be in a good mood, right? ]
[By the way, that unloyal Shuhang hasn’t been online for a long time. He didn’t even think of me when he went online a few days ago... so unloyal! Doesn't he know that I am now in the biggest crisis in my life? Woof woof! ]
Doudou was very depressed. He locked himself in a small dark room, but he still had a way to get some news from the outside. If he didn't have some means, how could he often escape from the cave of True Lord Huangshan and run away from home? ?
According to the information Doudou received, True Monarch Huangshan has already made appointments with several fellow Taoists and is preparing for his wedding.
It doesn't matter if it's a wedding. It's still a fourth-grade dog demon after all. It's about to condense a demon elixir to become a fifth-grade demon. Kyoba is a supernova among monsters. It's also time to find a dog girl to get married and give birth to a litter of puppies. Dog.
But the problem is, in this upcoming wedding, he will be the one to be married off!
It is unimaginable to see her being married off in red dress.
[What conspiracy does Huangshan Dasha have? Did he want to castrate me? Or does he have any special means to turn me into a Doudou (female)? ]
In addition to these two possibilities, there is another possibility that makes Doudou even more frightened, that is, he is originally a 'female' dog demon! Maybe the 'Little Doudou' I have now was temporarily transformed by the Huangshan Dasha using magical Taoism?
maybe,
Am I born to be a dog girl?
Doudou has been thinking about this terrible problem these days.
After True Lord Huangshan brought it back to the cave, he never saw it again. Zhenjun was just arranging a wedding for it, making it very grand.
Zhenjun's simple actions made Doudou start to doubt his own birth and gender.
[No, I can't sit still and wait for death. I must escape again, whether it means to castrate me, turn me into a female, or I was born a female, this is not the dog life I want! No matter what kind of dog I want, if I have to choose, I will choose a dog leash! ]
Doudou turned off the tablet with her paw forcefully. She was ready to run away from home again, and this time she did not want to stay on the earth any longer.
It wants to go to the vast space just like Song Shuhang!
Song Shuhang, a second-grade rookie, could survive in space, but could he, a fourth-grade Jingba, starve to death?
Well, you should bring some Bigu Pill before going out.
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At this time, in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group.
Even in the early morning, there are still many Taoist friends online, and powerful monks no longer need too much sleep.
Tong Gua on the hospital bed flattered her slightly: "Fairy Lychee is beautiful, are you satisfied with this dress?"
Lychee Fairy: "I'll spare you!"
So, the 'Tong Gua in the hospital bed' happily changed his account back to the 'Tong Gua Immortal Master', and then he jumped up from the hospital bed, no longer needing to stay in the hospital bed pretending to be a patient.
At this time, the Beihe Loose Cultivator made a 'bad smile' expression in the group.
Beihe Loose Cultivator: "Tong Gua, I want to ask you a question."
"No need to ask, just Beihe, I won't answer your question!" Immortal Master Tong Gua quickly replied.
Beihe Loose Cultivator: "..."
Immortal Master Tong Gua added: "Of course, if you respectfully call me Master Tong Gua, I can consider it and reply to your question depending on my mood."
"You fortune teller, you are dead. On September 1st, at the top of the Forbidden City, I want you to die!" Beihe Sanren gritted his teeth.
"I will return this sentence to you word for word! You are the one who is going to die, just Beihe!" Immortal Master Tong Gua laughed out loud, he was in a good mood. Fairy Lychee no longer pursues him, and his disciple Tie Gua's injury has gradually improved. Tong Gua now feels that the world is full of love.
Beihe Loose Cultivator: "..."
Su Clan's Ah Qi was excited and asked curiously: "Beihe, what question do you want to ask Tong Gua?"
"Brother Ah Qi, you picked up the topic well." Beihe Sanren chuckled: "I was thinking about a question. Back then, the black fortune teller disguised himself as the Lychee Fairy and went to tell the black fortune. So, I want to ask In addition to Fairy Lychee, did he also pretend to be other Taoist friends in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' and perform black hexagrams?"
When the Immortal Master Tong Gua saw this, he immediately screamed that something was wrong.
"Fuck you!" Three Waves of Kuangdao immediately popped up and shouted using the voice function.
This possibility is so high that we have to guard against it.
Su Clan’s Ah Qi: “x-on:Immortal Master Copper Gua, I also want to know the answer to this question!”
Lychee Fairy: "Hehehehe."
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "x-on:Immortal Master Copper Gua, I also want to know the answer to this question!"
There were more fellow Taoists popping up, and the Jiuzhou No. 1 group started to flood the screen again.
Immortal Master Tonggua: "Hahahaha, the weather is really nice today. You guys chat first, I suddenly remembered that I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first."
The weather is nice, it’s still early morning in China.
When the Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace saw the news about Immortal Master Tong Gua, he couldn't calm down immediately: "Wait a minute, Taoist friend Tong Gua, please stay with me. Did you also use my appearance to calculate the black hexagram?"
No wonder one day five years ago, several elders in his hometown looked at him strangely, always feeling that there was some misunderstanding. Could it be that this evil fortune-teller was the cause of the trouble, but he took the blame?
"Haha, I suddenly remembered something. A hundred years ago, a Taoist friend suddenly asked me if I was practicing hexagrams? I was still confused at that time. Fellow Taoist Copper Hexagrams, are you here a hundred years ago? Years ago, you didn’t use my appearance to calculate black fortune, right?” Su Clan’s Ah Qi sneered.
The one who feels there is a problem is not the Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace alone.
At this moment, Master Tong Gua’s hand holding the phone felt unsteady.
"Aren't you going to reply? Taoist friend Tonggua, I'm already thirsty for my knife." Su Clan's Ah Qi continued. He is a fighting maniac, Su Clan's Ah Qi. He likes fighting the most.
Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "My sword is also hungry and thirsty."
Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da: "[cute dog head] expression."
Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da: "[Angrily rubbing the head of the dog upstairs] expression.]
Sun-Breaking Halberd Guo Da: "Since the blackmail is over, my halberd is already hungry and thirsty!"
Dharma King Creation: "My singing voice is also thirsty and thirsty!!"
"Don't mention it, Brother Dharma King, don't let both sides suffer. Let me, Kuangdao Sanlang, take care of your share. Lang's sword is already twice as hungry as it can't bear!" Kuangdao Sanlang said hurriedly.
"What fellow Taoist Sanlang said is absolutely true." Zhenjun Guhuguan said calmly, the singing voice of Dharma King Creation will cause nuclear pollution...
When will the bright moon come? "As for me, Taoist friend Tong Gua will not disguise himself as me, right?"
Fairy Lychee: "Don't be afraid, fellow Taoist laymen, the Immortal Master Tong Gua won't remember you at all."
"Thank you, Fairy Lychee." Mingyue sent out a 'sigh' emoticon from time to time: "But I am Zuiyue layman. If the fairy can't remember it, you can use the 'note friend's name' function!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Lychee Fairy apologized again and again, but she didn't know why. She just didn't want to use the 'note friends' function on Zui* layman.
At this time, Beihe Loose Cultivator spoke up again, finishing the attack on Immortal Master Tong Gua: "Haha, fellow Taoist Tong Gua, are you still at Yao Shi's house? I saw your address."
No, it’s exposed!
Immortal Master Tong Gua silently put down his mobile phone.
He took a deep breath.
Then, he took out the turtle shell and gave himself a hexagram. Although fortune tellers generally do not calculate by themselves, this is a special time for the Immortal Master of Copper Hexagram.
The copper plate in the turtle shell was thrown out, and after landing, it formed a beautiful pattern.
Sign it, good luck and good luck.
Immortal Master Tonggua's eyes suddenly became moist.
The next moment, he shouted boldly and loudly to the pharmacist in the distance: "Brother Pharmacist, the bed will be reserved for another ten days, no, until September 1st!"
The pharmacist silently put down the mobile phone in his hand and nodded: "Yes, no problem. Taoist friend Tonggua, just rest in peace and recover when the time comes." Obviously, the pharmacist had been peeking at the screen and already knew what was going on.
Immortal Master Tonggua: "Senior Brother Yao is the most considerate."
"Well, doctors have the heart of a parent, don't worry, no matter how serious the injury is, I will definitely heal you." The pharmacist said.
Immortal Master Tonggua was moved to tears.
At this time, the pharmacist asked again: "Then I would like to ask, did my Taoist friend of the Tong Gua have ever disguised himself as me and calculated the black hexagram?"
Click! Immortal Master Tong Gua froze. After a while, he laughed dryly and said: "That, that, that should be... no, right?"
"It seems that there is one." The pharmacist nodded silently.
Immortal Master Tong Gua's legs were weak... What could be more dangerous than offending the attending doctor when he was about to be seriously injured?
The earth is so dangerous. Should he consider escaping to space?
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At this moment, in a luxurious villa in Jiangnan area.
Yu Jiaojiao turned into the size of a palm, lying on the bed, tapping the phone screen with her paws with a look of enjoyment. Looking at the recent updates of a certain author who was locked up in a dark room.
Although it is early in the morning, her mental state is very good now.
"Ten chapters a day, one chapter has 3,000 words, and the update of 30,000 words is so comfortable." Yu Jiaojiao said with a satisfied expression on her face. (To be continued.)