Chapter 603 Fairy Bie Xue in the Fish Head Shop (2-in-1)

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Tianyazi, the ‘Kung Fu Madam’, can be heard from this nickname. This is not the first time that Taoist Master Tianyazi has taught Kung Fu to others.

Teaching Kung Fu to others has become his hobby, so he is called a ‘Kung Fu fanatic’.

Judging from Yu Jiaojiao's reaction... in martial arts novels, it is not a good thing for this white-haired old man to teach his martial arts, which is considered a 'standard adventure for the protagonist'. Otherwise, Yu Jiaojiao wouldn't tell him to run away.

"No, fellow Taoists, you have misunderstood! Listen to my explanation!" Tian Yazi said anxiously.

However, before Tian Yazi finished speaking, little friend Song Shuhang in front of him had already run away quickly.

——When Yu Jiaojiao said, "Let's leave quickly," Song Shuhang immediately activated the "A Gentleman's Thousand Miles Journey" movement technique and ran away quickly.

Tianyazi stretched out his hand stiffly, wanting to cry but without tears.

Misunderstanding, this is all a misunderstanding.

What the hell is the nickname "Gong-Teaching Maniac"? He does often teach others his merits and deeds, but it's a voluntary transaction between both parties. Why should he run away?

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On the other side, while Shuhang was running wildly, Yu Jiaojiao began to explain to him the deeds of the ‘Kung Fu Madman’ Taoist Priest Tian Yazi.

Taoist Priest Tianyazi does have a special 'hobby' of 'transmitting qigong' to others, but this hobby is not innate, but forced by the situation - if it were not for a reason, which monk would be willing to give away the 'original Qi' that he has cultivated so hard 'Or is the 'original spiritual power' passed on to others to make wedding clothes for others?

After all, the main reason is the 'Heavenly Tribulation'.

Taoist Priest Tianyazi has been stuck at the peak level of the fifth-grade spiritual emperor for nearly three hundred years. However, he did not dare to pass the level of promotion from fifth to sixth grade!

Tianyazi is self-aware. He has estimated that if he directly attacks the realm of the sixth-grade True Lord, he will only have a 20% chance of success, but the chance of failure is as high as 80%.

This is a situation of eight deaths and two lives. Taoist Priest Tianyazi, as a powerful golden elixir, still has a long life, how can he take his own life as a joke?

Therefore, Taoist Priest Tianyazi worked hard to suppress his own state, and at the same time looked for ways to enhance his chances of overcoming the disaster.

only,

Suppressing one's own realm is not a long-term solution... Taoist Priest Tianyazi, who is at the peak of the fifth grade, will reach the limit of the golden elixir spiritual power in his body in ten years at most, even if he does not practice diligently.

When the time comes, the golden elixir will automatically open up the spiritual lake, allowing him to forcibly attack the realm of the sixth-grade true king.

In order to prevent this from happening, Taoist priest Tianyazi came up with a good idea.

The good idea is to pass on his 'skill power' to other monks through the method of teaching skills, or to consume his own original spiritual power to cleanse the monks' marrow from the Book of Changes - in this way, he does not have to worry about heavenly tribulation. .

When he first came up with the idea of ​​'transferring power', Taoist Master Tianyazi felt that he was so clever.

Through the method of 'transferring skills', he can not only pass on his 'original energy' to other monks, but sometimes he can also exchange it for equal value and get many good things in exchange.

——For three hundred years, Taoist Priest Tianyazi has never tired of doing this. Every few years or ten years, he will find an opportunity to ‘pass on the skills’.

In this way, the name of Tian Yazi, the "Kung Fu Madman", quickly spread.

It would be fine if the reputation of the 'Kung Fu Madman' spreads... After becoming famous, Taoist Priest Tianyazi can still take the opportunity to open the door for business! After all, many people in the monk world are eager to obtain powerful skills.

Especially for monks below the fifth rank, if they can receive the initiation and transmission of kung fu from a fifth-rank spiritual emperor, then before the monks are at the fifth rank, their physical bodies can be nourished by 'spiritual power'. While enhancing their skills, they can also obtain the benefits of Yi. The effect of marrow cleansing is simply not great.

However, if there is such a wonderful "white-haired old man teaching Kung Fu step by step", why does the reputation of the "Kung Fu madman" Taoist Tianyazi become so feared by everyone? Did you run away quickly?

Could it be that Tianyazi was secretly manipulating his ability to 'transfer' the skills to cause harm to the person being taught the skills?

it's not true!

Tianyazi is very serious about teaching the exercises. The power and quality of the exercises he imparts every time is great. This has a good reputation!

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Speaking of which, this is a very evil thing.

Every time Tianyazi saw someone to whom he wanted to teach his skills, he would happily step forward and call out to that fellow Taoist.

For example: "Fellow Taoist, please stay!"

Or: "Fellow Taoist, please wait a moment. Can you take a moment to speak?"

"Pindao, I see you are very talented. Pindao has five years of skills here, and I will teach them to you. Do you want to? You can get them for a small price." or something like that.

Taoist priest Tianyazi has very high 'trading' skills. Every time he sells his 'transfer skills' to others, he will succeed 10% of the time.

Then, pay with one hand and deliver the goods with the other hand.

Both parties to the transaction are satisfied.

So far, in the past three hundred years, Taoist Priest Tianyazi has 'taught the Kung Fu' to a total of monks.

So, here comes the problem!

Of these seventy-two monks, twenty-nine monks died of a catastrophe shortly after receiving the 'transfer'. Some people speculate that it is possible that these twenty-nine monks were too greedy and gained too much power from the 'transmission' of Taoist Tianyazi in one go. After their skills surged, before they had a chance to show off, they were forced to overcome the tribulation due to the surge in strength. Due to lack of preparation, he was turned into ashes in the catastrophe.

Then, there was another monk who encountered a disaster where his body was destroyed shortly after the 'transaction' was completed. He had no choice but to change his body form, such as turning into a puppet state, and lingered on.

There were also two monks who offended the masters of the Demon Sect and were turned into corpse servants.

Eleven other monks are missing and their lives and deaths are unknown.

So far, I am still alive and well, only bit.

This is a true 'narrow escape' chance of survival!

Among these people who are living well, there is another one who received the Kung Fu teachings from Taoist Master Tianyazi twelve years ago.

At that time, the monk didn't know how terrifying the 'Kung Fu madman' Taoist Tian Yazi was. After being taught the Kung Fu by the 'white-haired old man', he happily returned to his sect and showed off to his brothers.

As a result, when he learned from his fellow apprentices how terrifying the ‘Kung Fu Madman’ Taoist Master Tian Yazi was, the young monk almost died of fright.

He wrote his suicide note that night, and every day after that, he lived in fear and practiced martial arts assiduously... Fortunately, he has survived until now.

Of the seventy-two monks who had their skills taught to them, only single digits remained safe.

Therefore, many years ago, people familiar with the monk world had avoided the teachings of Taoist Master Tianyazi.

Most monks believe in the theory of 'luck'.

Taoist Master Tianyazi was right about imparting the skills, and the skills he passed on were definitely of good quality and sufficient quantity.

However, this is bad luck.

Some people speculate that perhaps after Taoist Priest Tianyazi passed on his original spiritual power, he also secretly passed on the 'catastrophe' that he was about to face.

Therefore, those who are taught the merits will narrowly escape death.

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"In short, Taoist Master Tianyazi's skills are terrifying." Song Shuhang nodded and said - and besides, he is not lacking in skills.

He still has a lot of 'spiritual beast crystals' in his one-inch shrinking bag that he has not swallowed, because his physique cannot keep up. If his skill increases again, it will kill him!

Therefore, Song Shuhang continued to activate the body technique of "A Gentleman's Thousand Miles Journey". Shuhang's movements were graceful when performing the movement technique. Moreover, it looks no different from ordinary people walking. But in fact, he is incredibly fast.

From behind, Taoist Priest Tianyazi didn't seem to be chasing him anymore - otherwise, with his strength as a fifth-grade peak monk, it would only be a matter of minutes to catch up with Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief, and then said: "Let's take a taxi back."

But actually thinking about it, I don’t actually have to run!

Taoist Priest Tianyazi only proposed to use 'transferring skills' as the price, but it does not necessarily have to be traded in the form of 'transferring skills'. It can also be traded with spiritual stones.

If he meets Taoist Tianyazi next time, he will stop talking nonsense and let the Taoist trade spiritual stones with him.

Spiritual stones are exactly what he needs most right now.

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The sun is scorching in the sky and the temperature is still very high today.

However, Paradise Road in the Jiangnan area is still bustling with people coming and going.

Gu~~Song Shuhang touched his belly. Due to the previous gastric lavage, his stomach was empty. Although now when I think of ‘eating’, I immediately think of soil. But now, I'm really hungry.

"How about eating something first and then going back?" Shuhang said.

"That's fine, Taoist Priest Tianyazi didn't chase us anyway." Yu Jiaojiao replied. However, to be on the safe side, Yu Jiaojiao activated a small magic weapon on her body.

It was a magic weapon that concealed one's own aura. It was made by her father, True Lord Jiao Ba. Once activated, it could hide the auras of her and Song Shuhang.

In this way, there is no fear that Taoist Priest Tianyazi will follow his aura and chase him.

Then, Shuhang looked at the row of gourmet restaurants near Paradise Road.

There are all kinds of food, and in terms of scale, it is even as big as the food street outside Jiangnan University.

Then... Shuhang saw a very unique fish head shop.

Because in the hot weather, there was a long queue outside this fish head shop. The queues of people stretched dozens of meters outside the store entrance.

What an amazing team, even in the sweltering heat, they can't stop the enthusiasm of the foodies.

But is this fish head shop so famous? Why hadn't he heard of it before?

So, Song Shuhang curiously lined up at the end of the queue.

In front of him was a boy dressed as a student. The hot weather made the tip of his nose sweat.

When Song Shuhang lined up behind him, he suddenly felt a chill, as if he had suddenly entered an air-conditioned room. He couldn't help but raise his head and glance back, and saw Song Shuhang, who was now very tall.

Song Shuhang gave him a toothy smile.

The young man also returned a clean smile.

The queue looked like it would take a long time. Song Shuhang asked curiously: "Little brother, is this store famous for its fish heads?"

"Fish head? No, the fish heads in this store are actually just average." The young man said with a smile.

Song Shuhang: "?"

A shop called Fish Head Shop, but Fish Head is not very famous? So what are so many people lining up to buy?

At this time, another young girl's thin voice came from behind Shuhang: "Brother, you saw that there were many people queuing up, so you came to line up out of curiosity, right? We are not queuing up to eat fish heads, but Roujiamo."

Song Shuhang: "..."

Roujiamo?

If you queue up to buy meat buns at a fish head shop, the shopkeeper at the fish head shop will cry, right?

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The manager of the fish head shop really wanted to cry.

His eyes fell on the kitchen of his fish head shop, where there was an additional set of tools for making roujiamo.

Then, a tall masked woman with slender hands quickly operated a set of tools that the store manager had never seen before, cutting various meats.

This masked woman is skilled in her movements, and a simple meat-cutting movement is as pleasing to the eye as an artistic dance in her hands.

As for why this strange masked woman started selling meat buns in his fish head shop? The store manager started to remember.

It happened this morning. The masked woman and a white-haired Taoist went to his fish head restaurant for dinner.

Although this pairing seems a bit strange, the visitors are guests, and those who open the door for business will naturally not refuse guests.

The masked woman and the old man casually ordered his shop's signature dishes.

After the food was served, the white-haired old man enjoyed his meal very happily, but the masked woman just lifted up her veil and took a small bite before putting down her chopsticks.

This is okay, the store manager never thinks that his fish head can be eaten by everyone and be full of praise. It is normal for some dishes not to suit the taste of some customers.

However, what happened next made the store manager stupid.

But the masked woman stood up, went directly to the kitchen, and said to the chef: "The fish head you made is too unpalatable. It is not suitable for human consumption at all. Your technique is so bad that I can't bear it anymore. Come on, let me teach you." How do you cook fish!”

The chef was confused at the time.

Then, the woman was not polite, reached out to take the kitchen utensils from the chef, and began to cook the fish head step by step. While doing it, she explained the steps in detail to the chef.

[Cut the fish in this way to make the fish more delicious. 】

[This is how the seasoning should be mixed. 】

[The heat is also very important and must be grasped. 】

The woman's tone of voice was as unceremonious as a teacher lecturing a student.

The store manager saw this scene from the side and was furious. Why is this woman so crazy? Are you asking people to open a store and do business properly?

Moreover, his chef is also an experienced chef. He was trained like a grandson by this woman. How can his chef not get angry?

But... his chef didn't go crazy. The chef was really like a grandson, and he started to learn with humility. Moreover, he took out a small notebook from somewhere and carefully wrote down every step of the masked woman's teaching.

The store manager is stupid again. Did his chef take the wrong medicine today? Became so cute?

After the masked woman taught him once, the chef felt like he had found a treasure and thanked the masked woman excitedly. Then, he took the notebook and ran away.

Ran away, just ran away. Didn't even say hello to the boss.

The store manager even called the chef five times at that time, but no one answered.

The store manager's lungs were about to explode.

What a joke, this masked woman and the chef teamed up to play with him, right?

The store manager could not wait to grab the masked woman by the collar and let her try the 'store manager's angry roar' skill.

Oh no, the store manager remembered that he did rush forward and wanted to grab the masked woman by her collar. But... then what happened? He remembered that his vision suddenly went dark and he passed out.

When he woke up, he saw the masked woman occupying the magpie's nest and starting to make 'rougamo' in his fish head shop.

What's even more frightening is that this masked woman's business is particularly good. There was already a long queue outside. There were so many people buying that it was impossible to see the end.

The store manager's eyes suddenly became moist.

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At this time, the masked woman looked at the store manager and said calmly: "Don't look at me like that. Don't worry, the money you earn is yours. I don't like this little money."

While she was making the fish head, a flash of inspiration suddenly came to her mind. Like an epiphany, several meat combinations came to mind.

The masked woman felt that these matching methods would be very interesting. If successful, it might be able to take this 'banquet' to a higher level.

So, she immediately started trying it.

She tried many combinations... While she was experimenting, the food she made was already fragrant and attracted many foodie customers.

Before she knew it, the guests lined up in a long line, looking at her longingly.

The masked woman thought for a moment, and then she said, "I want to experiment with meat combinations anyway, so the experimental products can be sold, so it won't be wasted." ’ So I started making Roujiamo.

Of course, in order to prevent the spiritual energy in the ingredients from spoiling the guests, she removed the spiritual energy from all the ingredients.

That's how it happened.

The foodie customers outside are obviously lucky. Even though the spiritual power in the ingredients has been extracted, the ingredients themselves are precious spiritual things, and eating them will be of great benefit to the body.

Sometimes, it’s also good to be a happy foodie.

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The masked woman continued to experiment with her own combinations.

At this time, the back door of the kitchen was pushed open. A white-haired old man stepped in, with a look of embarrassment on his face. In addition, in order to prevent his own aura from affecting ordinary store managers, the white-haired old man restrained his aura as much as possible, and also used a magic weapon to hide his aura.

This white-haired Taoist priest is none other than Tian Yazi, the 'Kung Fu Madman' who came to eat fish heads with the masked woman in the morning.

"Miss Bie Xue, I'm back. What's good to eat?" As soon as Tianyazi walked in, he smelled the fragrance and drooled.

"Have you taken care of your own affairs?" the masked woman Bie Xue asked with a smile.

Tian Yazi nodded and said through a secret message: "The express mail has been sent out. In addition, I asked the master for you to see if there is a collection of "Wujin Cicada Training Method", but the hope is very slim. After all, Wujin Cicada is too biased."

"Thank you, fellow Taoist Tianyazi. I appreciate your kindness." Bie Xue nodded slightly. She recently got a few precious black cicadas and wanted to see if they could be cultivated. This is a delicacy recorded in ancient times, and she wants to find an opportunity to restore this delicacy.

"In addition, I have also collected information about Venerable Bai. Senior Bai did live in the Jiangnan area for a period of time. I have another piece of information here. It is said that Senior Bai once drove... a handheld car on a street in the Jiangnan area. The tractor is coming." Tian Yazi looked strange. He took out his mobile phone and started paddling.

One of his friends said that he happened to have a photo of Venerable White driving a walking tractor on the road. The picture was obtained through a surveillance camera, so it was relatively blurry.

His friend is sending this photo over...

"Yes." Miss Bie Xue nodded. Not long ago, Venerable Bai held a walking tractor competition, which caused a sensation in the entire monk world and was broadcast live. It's a pity that she was busy at the time and couldn't catch up.

"Here, my friend sent the photo." Tianyazi took out his phone and enlarged the photo.

on the photo.

A brand new walking tractor, emitting black smoke, was driving on the avenue.

The driver of the walking tractor is as handsome as a fairy from a painting. It makes people want to throw all the words about 'handsome, handsome, beautiful' at him!

But this handsome immortal looked excited, holding the handrails of the tractor with both hands, and his body was swaying rhythmically with the tractor, with a look of excitement on his face.

Next to the immortal, there was a handsome college student with a childlike look on his face. Because there was only one position for the walking tractor, the student could only shrink into a small piece, looking very pitiful.

"Before the incident of Senior Bai driving the tractor, it was said that a sinkhole, a semi-circular pit, suddenly appeared somewhere in the Jiangnan area. The time difference between before and after was more than a month. According to this assumption, Senior Bai I have lived in the Jiangnan area for at least more than a month since I came out of seclusion. And now I want to find the clue to Senior Bai, which is the young man who drives the walking tractor with him... Hey, hey, hey!" Taoist priest Tianyazi suddenly glared. Big eyes.

He stretched out his hand to enlarge the photo and looked at it carefully.

Although the young man's face in the photo is a little more childish, there is nothing wrong - this young man is the young man he saw before who wanted to 'pass on his skills'!

He absolutely did not admit his mistake!

Miss Bie Xue looked at Tianyazi with her beautiful eyes and asked, "Do you know this young man, fellow Taoist Tianyazi?"

"What a coincidence, I just met this young man today. He is a second-grade monk and looks very young. It turns out that he is related to Venerable Bai. No wonder he has a terrifyingly strong physique at such a young age, and his body is full of true energy. , and his mental power has even reached the level of a third-grade monk." Taoist Priest Tianyazi nodded continuously.

Miss Bie Xue's eyes suddenly lit up: "Where is this young man now?"

Four hundred years ago, she wanted to become a spiritual couple with fellow Taoist Bai, and even expressed her love in person.

As a result, Daoyou Bai refused without hesitation.

Once she got angry, she never sent another post about the 'Eating Immortal Banquet' to the other party in the past four hundred years.

Then this year, she thought about it and decided to give him another chance and send him a post - but the problem came, she couldn't find Daoist Bai.

I don’t know where he went. He didn’t suddenly want to go into seclusion again, just for more than a hundred years, right?

Taoist priest Tianyazi smiled bitterly and said: "I was preparing to trade with this young man, but as a result, he suddenly ran away..." (To be continued.)