Chapter 611 I Don’t Accept It, I Don’t Accept It!

In one night, with the help of wine, Gao Moumou wrote more than 50,000 words in one breath.

You must know that in the past, even if Yu Jiaojiao locked him in a small dark room for a day and gave him vitality potion, spiritual pulse green tea, and body tempering fluid to replenish his physical strength and energy, he could only write thirty or forty thousand a day until he died. Character.

But today, one night, Gao Moumou's fingers were tapping rapidly on the keyboard, and he wrote two days' worth of writing in one night! If he hadn't been drunk afterward, he could have written more!

Just over fifty thousand words.

When Yu Jiaojiao wakes up and sees Gao typing out 50,000 words, I wonder how surprised she will be?

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On the other side, there is a bamboo garden near the lake in the Jiangnan area.

This is where a friend of Fairy Bie Xue stayed. The entire building, including the outer walls, is made of bamboo.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue spent one night gathering the appropriate ingredients, and she already had a menu in her mind for the ‘Immortal Treasure Banquet’ to improve Song Shuhang’s physique.

One main dish plus thirteen side dishes. The main dish must be eaten in one sitting, and the side dishes only need to be eaten in a certain amount. One banquet was enough to make Song Shuhang's physique soar.

After finishing the idea, Fairy Bie Xue began to process the ingredients.

She wanted to make the 'Xianzhen Banquet' here and send it directly to Yu Jiaojiao's villa.

On the edge of the kitchen stove, the 'onion demon crystal' that came late from Song Shuhang was placed here. When Xianji plans to make a side dish, try adding some minced green onions to see the effect.

Just as Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was quickly processing the ingredients, the door of Zhuyuan's kitchen opened, and a slender figure came in with a yawn and twisted waist.

She is Fairy Bie Xue's friend and the owner of Bamboo Garden. She has a slender figure, a head taller than Immortal Fairy Bie Xue. She doesn't have a hot figure, but her waist is extremely thin, a real snake waist. When walking, the waist twists, and every step is as pleasant as dancing.

"Bie Xue, what are you doing so early in the morning?" The woman came to Fairy Bie Xue's side and leaned over to take a look at the pot.

"Don't move around. This is something made for a little fellow Taoist." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, "Why don't you sleep for a while? I'll make you a vegetarian breakfast later."

"While I was sleeping,

I woke up hungry when I smelled the fragrance. It's all your fault for making something so delicious so early in the morning. I will eat vegetarian meat, vegetarian chicken, vegetarian beef, etc. in a while. Anyway, it should taste like meat. "The water snake-waisted woman chuckled.

However, she did not steal the ingredients that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was cooking and interrupt an Immortal Chef's cooking, which would anger the Immortal Chef.

Although based on her relationship with Fairy Bie Xue, Fairy Bie Xue should not be angry. But this kind of thing that is easy to step on the line and capsize the boat of friendship can still be avoided as much as possible.

What's more important is that for some reasons, she can only eat vegetarian food, and she can't touch any meat or spicy food! I have to endure it for at least another year and ten months!

Therefore, the woman with a water snake waist squatted beside the stove, smelling the fragrance, her mouth watering, but she could only watch but not eat.

Suddenly, she saw the onion demon crystal placed beside the social platform.

This stuff smells so good.

"Bie Xue, what is this?" she asked.

"It's onion, but it changed its form and was turned into crystal." Immortal Fairy Bie Xue replied without turning her head.

onion?

That's a plant?

If the plant is a vegetarian, then you can eat it.

Thinking of this, the woman with the waist of the water snake quickly stuck her head out, stuck out her tongue, and deftly rolled up the onion demon crystal. Chew twice and swallow.

"It's delicious. It's so delicious. I'm so happy." She held her cheeks in her hands and looked happy.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue turned around: "..."

She rubbed her temples and said, "Did you eat the onion crystals?"

"Hmm, it's super delicious." The water snake-waisted woman was still immersed in the happy taste.

"That's green onion. Aren't you going to abstain from eating meat and spicy foods recently?" Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said with a bitter smile. Moreover, it was a precious spice she had just exchanged for a 'Feast of Immortal Treasures'. Before it could be used, it was eaten whole.

"I know, it's a plant, so it can be eaten." The woman with a water snake waist said proudly.

"Although onions are plants...but onions are among the five types of meat!" Fairy Bie Xue said.

"What? Is there such a thing? But when Baldhead warned me about fasting, he just told me that animals can't be eaten but plants can be eaten. But he didn't tell me that onions are meat? Did Baldhead trick me? !" screamed the woman with a water snake waist.

While he was talking, a small pagoda fell from the sky outside the Bamboo Garden.

"Stupid stupid snake, you have violated the precepts of animal cruelty. You should be obedient and go into the pagoda to practice with the monks. You will stay in seclusion for three years and six months and recite sutras to wash away your sins!" There was a loud voice in the small pagoda. came.

While he was talking, a ray of light shone out from the small pagoda, shot into the kitchen of Zhuyuan, and shone on the body of the woman with the waist of the water snake.

That ray of light turned into a suction force, attracting the woman with a water snake waist and dragging her to the small pagoda.

"No, no, you damn bald man has tricked me again. I have just been out of the tower for two months and haven't enjoyed anything. I don't want to go back right away. And why does it take another three years and six months? Do you like it so much for three years and six months?" The woman with a water snake's waist yelled, holding on to the edge of the stove with both hands to resist the light of the pagoda.

"It's not up to you. When you were let out of the pagoda two months ago, you made an agreement with the young monk. After you come out of the pagoda, you will abide by the agreement and continue to fast for two years... As long as you can hold on, the young monk will no longer catch you. You enter the pagoda. But now, you have broken the precepts again. You lose! No matter you are a human or a snake, as long as you make a mistake, you must be responsible for your actions. Obediently follow the young monk into the pagoda to practice and chant sutras for three years and six months. Come on!" The voice from the pagoda came again, and the attraction of the small pagoda became even stronger.

The woman with a water snake waist was attracted step by step and dragged out of the kitchen.

Her fingers scratched ten deep marks on the ground, and she finally clung to the threshold tightly: "Bald, but didn't you say that animals can't be eaten, just plants? Aren't onions a plant?! You Tema You are trying to trick me, I won’t accept it, I won’t accept it.” The woman with a water snake waist shouted: “Bie Xue, save me!”

Fairy Bie Xue's mouth twitched, she was really helpless.

"Hey, stupid snake, don't use sophistry and twist the facts. When did the young monk tell you that you only eat plants? The young monk just told you that it is meat and vegetables and animals cannot be eaten!" The loud voice in the tower said angrily.

The water snake-waisted woman blinked her eyes and thought about it. Damn it, that bald man seemed to really just say that at that time! He didn’t say ‘just eat plants’. The last half of the sentence was made up by her own imagination. Animals cannot be eaten, so she can only eat plants.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, you bald man is playing dirty tricks and using language traps. I don't accept it!" the woman with a water snake waist shouted.

But her dissatisfaction was completely useless. The attraction became stronger and stronger, and the screams of the woman with the waist of the water snake became smaller and smaller, and she was dragged into the exquisite little tower!

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue rubbed her face. She felt that her facial expression was a bit stiff and speechless.

"Then, Fairy Bie Xue, the young monk will take his leave first and take this stupid snake back to chant sutras and practice." The voice from the small tower came again... Obviously, the monk in this tower and Fairy Bie Xue also knew each other. of. The relationship is no worse than that of a woman with a watery waist.

"Well, goodbye, master... I also wish you both a happy time." Fairy Bie Xue said, facing the fact that her good friend was kidnapped by the monk, she looked particularly calm.

After all, this kind of thing has happened more than thirty times in the past ten years.

It happened every time in front of her, it was so numb!

While Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was speaking, there was a sound of ‘Bang Bang Bang Bang! ’ The sound was the last struggle of the woman with the water snake waist.

But after a while, Xiaota calmed down.

As soon as the tower turned, it flew high into the sky and disappeared...

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August 8th was overcast, and the weather finally became cooler without the blazing sun.

9am.

Yu Jiaojiao finally woke up from her hangover. After Gao Moumou returned yesterday, she and Shuhang first drank Tu Bo and Yang De to the ground.

Then, she and Gao Moumou were drunk to the ground by Taoist Priest Tianyazi!

A mountain is higher than a mountain, and a wave is stronger than a wave!

Now when she wakes up, she still feels some swelling and pain in her head.

After she woke up, the servants brought her sobering soup and breakfast.

Speaking of breakfast, Shuhang bought a total of fifty roujiamo buns yesterday, and they were even included in today's breakfast.

But Shuhang, Yu Jiaojiao and their roommates only ate ten, and the remaining forty all went into Tianyazi's stomach last night.

This old man had enough to eat and drink yesterday, and his face was glowing. shameless!

Yu Jiaojiao rubbed her temples again.

After getting up from the bed, she habitually pulled the tablet next to her and swiped it a few times to see how many words Gao Moumou had updated yesterday.

But after pulling out the tablet, she remembered what happened yesterday. Yesterday, Gao Moumou had been chatting with his friends all day long, and drinking with her at night. In the end, he was very drunk. How could he have time to write?

In other words, Gao Moumou probably didn't update yesterday... Yu Jiaojiao sighed quietly. She had been enjoying reading tens of thousands of words every day for the past few days, but suddenly it disappeared one day, and she felt very uneasy.

Just as she was thinking this, she refreshed the page on her tablet and saw that Gao Moumou's novel had been updated to 16 chapters in one go.

Yu Jiaojiao rubbed her eyes with her little paws in disbelief.

There are really 16 chapters, and each chapter is 3,000 words long.

This is about fifty thousand words!

How is this going?

When did Gao Moumou write so many manuscripts?

Yu Jiaojiao tried hard to recall yesterday's memories.

Then, suddenly a picture appeared in her mind.

It was after Gao Moumou drank too much yesterday that he suddenly stood up and talked about a very impressive goal and wish.

After finishing speaking, Gao Moumou waved his hand again: I'm going to code now. I'm going to have a great time coding today and fight until dawn! Don't let anyone pull me, I will fight with anyone who pulls me!

Everyone was drunk at the time, so of course no one wanted to win over someone.

Could it be that Gao Moumou really went to code at that time? Is it still late at dawn?

And he wrote 50,000 words.

Yu Jiaojiao blinked.

Wait, fifty thousand words, such a coincidence?

She took out her mobile phone, opened the page of her mobile phone, and displayed the photo of Venerable White.

While holding the phone, Jiaojiao felt a little excited.

Is it really that smart?

Yesterday, she tried to make a wish on the photo of Venerable Bai. The wish was that Gao Moumou would write fifty thousand manuscripts yesterday.

But in yesterday's situation, it stands to reason that Gao Moumou had no time to write.

But I didn't expect that this morning, Gao Moumou actually coded more than 50,000 words!

This is the power of wishes!

Senior White, the almighty Senior White!

Yu Jiaojiao shook her paw, feeling that she should do something.

After thinking about it, Jiaojiao opened her tablet and logged into an account.

The name of that account is ‘Jiaoba who wants to give birth to a male football team’.

That's right, it belongs to her father. As for why she has her father's account... because she applied for Zhenjun Jiaoba's account.

After logging into Zhenjun's account, she skillfully opened the Jiuzhou No. 1 group and downloaded another 'Senior White Emoticon Pack' in the group sharing.

Skillfully packaged this emoticon package and passed it to his main account, Arowana Gillian.

Get the complete emoticon package of Lord White.

Jiaojiao was already prepared. She would change the screen of her mobile phone with a picture of Venerable White every day. If anything happened, she would say goodbye and accumulate some character.

In this way, next time you have a wish, maybe it can be realized more perfectly. Next time, should you try to ask Gao to write 100,000 words a day?

Well, no, no, if you write 100,000 words at once, the content will definitely be watery. How about asking Gao Moumou to maintain 20,000 words of updates every month?

While thinking about it, Yu Jiaojiao changed all her screensavers and wallpapers to the expressions of Lord Bai. In this way, every time you clear the screen, you can pray to Venerable White once.

By the way, she has to share this joy with others!

Share joy, share life!

Yu Jiaojiao used her mobile phone to log into her account and posted a message on her personal feed.

Yesterday I made a wish to the photo of a beautiful senior. When I woke up today, I found that my wish had come true. I felt that the world was full of love.

Attached is a photo of Yu Jiaojiao’s mother with a bright smile.

There are not many people who have added to her 'Dragon Fish Gillian' account. They mainly include Zhenjun Jiaoba's family, his wives, his sons, and more daughters.

Then there are some Taoist friends and elders with whom we have relatively close relationships.

In addition... Yu Jiaojiao had added Venerable Bai's account not long ago. That was when Venerable Bai asked her for help in setting off a small tsunami on an isolated island in the East China Sea, and the two of them became friends.

Because of this, when Yu Jiaojiao posted a personal update, she replaced Senior Bai with 'beautiful senior', so as not to be seen by Senior Bai, he gave her the latest version of a disposable flying sword.

She is not Soft Feather, and she has absolutely no interest in flying swords and playing Thomas Spin in the sky.

Yu Jiaojiao stretched and looked at the scenery outside the window, feeling happy. (To be continued.)