Chapter 609: Song Shuhang Is Very Happy... What the Hell!
Gao Moumou rubbed his eyes and woke up.
"It's strange, why did I suddenly fall asleep just now?" Gao Moumou asked doubtfully.
Could it be that he had a heatstroke and passed out?
He found that he was no longer in the shade of the trees outside the villa, but lying on the sofa in the living room of the villa.
Apparently, someone moved him back to the villa.
On the sofa next to him, the Taoist priest who was very close to him was holding a teacup in both hands and drinking tea leisurely. There were many meat buns stacked in front of the Taoist priest.
"Old Gao, you're awake." At this time, Song Shuhang's voice came.
Gao Moumou looked in the direction of the sound and saw Shuhang squatting in an empty space in the living room, peeling off a large box.
"Well, I'm awake. Shuhang, how long have I been unconscious just now?" Gao Moumou asked.
"It didn't take long, only a few minutes." Song Shuhang replied casually.
...The hypnotic gas lasted only a short time. He had just finished signing the courier, and then moved Gao Moumou and the courier back to the room. Even before the express box was opened, Gao Moumou had already woken up.
"It looks like he really has a heat stroke? By the way, Shuhang, has the earth wave arrived?" Gao Moumou asked. He felt that he was in particularly good spirits after this sleep.
Song Shuhang turned to Gao Moumou and said, "I guess there's a traffic jam. He hasn't arrived yet. Why don't you call him and ask him?"
While he was talking, he saw Taoist Priest Tianyazi reaching out to grab another meat bun and gnawing it beautifully.
This is already the seventh time!
This old man who drinks tea and eats meat buns came here shamelessly.
Song Shuhang is not the owner of the villa, so it is not easy to drive him away.
The owner of the villa, Yu Jiaojiao, was too embarrassed to drive away a senior Spirit Emperor who was at the peak of the fifth rank.
Taoist priest Tianyazi didn't recognize life. After coming in, he ate and drank as if he were at home.
He is worthy of being a power transmission fanatic.
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Gao Moumou moved his body.
When he came to Shuhang, he asked casually: "Shuhang, what is in your box?"
"It's a gift from an elder, I don't know what's inside yet." Song Shuhang replied. As he spoke, he finally peeled off the outer packaging of the box.
What appeared in front of him was a square piece of metal. It looked like a metal ingot, with not even a single seam visible.
Don't tell me that such a large metal ingot is a gift!
"Is this a gift?" Yu Jiaojiao's voice sounded in Shuhang's ears. In order to avoid being heard by Gao Moumou, she used the method of transmitting the sound into the secret.
Song Shuhang thought for a moment and said, "When I moved it, it didn't feel heavy. It's probably hollow inside. Maybe it's a special metal box that requires a special method to open."
But we don't rule out the possibility that this is a particularly 'light' metal ingot that Taoist Master Zhu Guanzi found for his disciples to use in making weapons.
Thinking of this, Shuhang took out the gold chain again.
This gold chain had previously resonated with this cube of metal. If this dart is a box, the gold chain should be the key to open the metal box.
When Shuhang took out the chain, the metal ingot and the gold chain resonated again.
On the left side of the metal cube, there are thirty-three animal patterns. The pattern forms a circle, which corresponds to the thirty-three beasts on the gold chain.
However, the order of the thirty-three beasts on the metal cube is different from that on the gold chain.
Song Shuhang knelt down and tried to touch one of the 'beast' patterns like using a smartphone and drag it to change the order.
He succeeded. Just like playing a mobile game, Song Shuhang dragged the patterns of 'beasts' with his fingers, allowing him to change the order of arrangement.
In this way, Shuhang knew how to open the box of 'metal ingots'. He arranged the patterns of the thirty-three beasts in sequence according to the gold chain in his hand.
Soon, when the pattern is arranged successfully.
The next moment, the top side of the metal cube slowly slid open, revealing an opening.
After seeing this, Gao Moumou on the side said: "So high-tech?"
"Yes." Song Shuhang nodded and it was black technology, which was something from a hundred and thirty years ago. I lament again that many modern technology products may have been broken by monks many years ago.
The box was opened, Shuhang stood up and looked at the box.
I paid a ‘fourth-grade spiritual stone’ as a storage fee. What exactly is the ‘gift’ in the box?
"So beautiful!" At this time, Yu Jiaojiao on his shoulder shouted.
Yes, very beautiful.
Inside the box, there is a box full of...clothes stacked on top of each other.
And, it’s all women’s clothing!
There are all kinds of women's clothing, each style is unique, and each one can match the fairy clothes worn by fairies in fairy tales.
But...it's just beautiful.
These fairy clothes are not robes.
Because of the material, they are much stronger than ordinary clothes, but they are not cassocks at all and do not have the functions and defenses of cassocks.
Although there are various formation runes on them, the only function of those formation runes is to make the 'immortal clothes' more beautiful.
Because of their special materials and the way the people in the metal ingot box kept them, these fairy clothes can be well preserved to this day.
Now one thing is certain, the disciple of Elder Zhu Guanzi of the Thirty-three Divine Beasts Sect is a fairy.
Moreover, he doesn't look too old or petite.
Because the models of the fairy clothes in this box are all on the small side.
Song Shuhang trembled with his hands and took out a piece of fairy clothing. It was light blue and full of luxury, but because the style was relatively small, it looked a little cute.
Shuhang recalled a petite girl, Su Clan's Sixteenth, in his mind.
The monk's memory is very good, so Shuhang only needs to recall the figure of Sixteen in his mind and compare it in his mind, and he can be sure that this luxurious and lovely fairy dress must be suitable for Sixteen.
She has short hair and looks pretty even without makeup. She will look great paired with this light blue fairy dress!
Then, Shuhang saw the second layer of the box. Of course, they were also fairy clothes, but they seemed to be slightly larger.
Shuhang put the blue fairy clothes back, then grabbed a piece of fairy clothes in the second room, shook it open and took a look. This piece is pure white and has the shape of a short dress, but the hem of the skirt is longer.
The model is completely larger... It's strange, why did Elder Zhu Guanzi buy two different models of clothes as gifts for his disciples?
The second model of pure white fairy clothes reminded Shuhang of another familiar Taoist friend, Yu Rouzi.
The short skirt has an extended back hem. It is a very youthful and energetic fairy dress, which is just right for Miss Yurouzi with long legs!
However, the size difference between Su Clan's Sixteenth and Yu Rouzi is several sizes!
Could it be that the disciple of Elder Zhu Guanzi practices special skills, has the ability to transform, and his body shape changes frequently?
Or maybe Elder Zhu Guanzi has more than one disciple? And a group of female nuns?
There are so many immortal clothes that look very beautiful. Some are suitable for Su Clan's Sixteenth, and some are suitable for Yu Rouzi. There are other models below, and maybe you can find ones suitable for more people.
Song Shuhang was very happy... what the hell!
There are so many women's clothes, he uses them to fuck his balls!
A precious fourth-grade spiritual stone was exchanged for a box of immortal clothes... although the value of these immortal clothes is likely to far exceed that of the fourth-grade spiritual stone.
But, should he be allowed to set up a stall and sell immortal clothes?
Moreover, how do these women's fairy clothes resonate so strongly with gold chains?
Or maybe the previous resonance of the golden chain was actually with this box?
"So many women's clothes? And they are all classical." At this time, Gao Moumou came over and looked over at the women's clothes in the box.
"I didn't expect that there would be all women's clothes inside." Song Shuhang couldn't laugh or cry.
Gao Moumou joked: "The elder who gave you this gift is really interesting. Or... Shuhang, do you have any special hobbies?"
"Bah, you are the only one who has a fetish for cross-dressing." Song Shuhang laughed and scolded.
"I didn't say that you have a fetish for cross-dressing. I just wanted to say that you don't have a special collecting fetish." Gao Moumou chuckled.
But suddenly, his eyes lit up.
Ah, this hobby is very interesting. Do you want to add a cross-dressing fetish to the protagonist of the plot? No, that's too direct. I should set up a clever plot where the protagonist disguises himself as a woman to perform a secret mission or attend some banquet.
Gao Moumou felt that his "inspiration" was exploded, and countless plot ideas came out of his brain. I really want to write it down right away!
Song Shuhang had no idea what Gao Moumou was thinking, otherwise he would definitely...like Gao Moumou and buy him a Feng Shui treasure land in Yu Jiaojiao's underwater cemetery.
Because the protagonist is not him!
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After putting the immortal clothes back into the box, Song Shuhang sighed: "I'll move these things back first."
After saying this, he greeted Gao Moumou and Taoist Master Tianyazi, hugged the metal box, and went back to his room.
When going up the stairs, Shuhang said to Yu Jiaojiao on his shoulder: "Jiaojiao, do you like any of these clothes? Why don't you choose one?"
After Yu Jiaojiao is promoted to the fifth level and transformed into a human form, she will be able to use it~
A box full of fairy clothes is the best choice to give away.
When Yu Jiaojiao heard this, she smiled and said: "Forget it, it's still some time before I can transform into the fifth grade. So, you should keep these immortal clothes for yourself to please your future Taoist companions. Moreover, Shuhang, you don’t quite meet my aesthetic taste.”
Song Shuhang: "..."
How should he answer Miss Yu Jiaojiao?
I'm sorry, Miss Jiaojiao, I can't grow a fish head. I'm so sorry that I can't meet your aesthetic taste?
In fact, Song Shuhang misunderstood about aesthetics.
Yu Jiaojiao's aesthetics tend to be that of her father's dragon type. For her, a handsome man must first have hard dragon horns or small dragon-like horns...
Can a man who doesn't even have dragon horns be called handsome? (To be continued.)