Chapter 340 Bai He, Lord Lingdie, Tie Gua... The Bald Shuhang! (2 in 1 Chapter)

"I understand. After this trip is over and I return to China, I will go find the Great Falls!" Song Shu clenched his fist and said. Jumping over the dragon gate, the qi and blood in the body condensed into true qi. At that time, he was really a monk who entered the church in the true sense! Only then will he be able to break away from his status as a monk and a rookie!

"Well... Seeing that you are so motivated, I feel relieved." Venerable Bai smiled, and then the senior said again: "Actually, you don't have to find a waterfall to go upstream~~"

"If you're not looking for a waterfall, what do you need?" Song Shuhang asked subconsciously... But as soon as he asked the question, he immediately felt huge regret in his heart! .

There are no waterfalls...there are sky, deep sea and even space. Damn, why can’t I optimize this advantage of being ‘outspoken and outspoken’ so that I don’t speak too quickly?

In front of him, Senior Bai stood with his hands behind his hands, showing a mysterious smile.

"Senior White~~" Song Shuhang swallowed. He wanted to plead with Senior White - at least not to send him to the sky with a disposable flying sword!

But when the words reached his throat, he suddenly thought of his advantage of being 'outspoken'... Don't rush to speak, you must think carefully before speaking!

What if Senior Bai didn't have the idea of ​​sending him to heaven with a 'disposable flying sword'?

I rashly asked Senior White not to use the 'Go away' skill on me. Maybe it actually aroused Senior White's interest in using the 'Go away' skill?

Don't worry, when Senior Bai really wants to use the 'Go You' skill, it won't be too late to use Lady Onion's true memory of 'Five Hundred Ways to Surrender' for the last ditch effort!

Although the true skills of Lady Onion have not been used in the real world, in Lady Onion’s memory dream that lasts for hundreds of years. He has practiced this "Five Hundred Ways of Surrender" trick many times... The scary thing is. The skill of ‘beautiful succubus’ unique charm and seduction’. He also practiced it again and again in his dream. It was really a memory that was unbearable to look back on...

Don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it! I feel so ashamed just thinking about it!

Ahem, in short, when Song Shuhang's words came to his lips, he suddenly changed his words.

He showed a pure smile: "Senior Bai, besides the waterfall, is there any other way to experience the feeling of 'jumping through the dragon gate'?"

"Yeah." Senior Bai nodded with a smile, and then said: "Not long ago, my understanding of the 'Dao' deepened a bit, and I realized an interesting ability.

This ability can meet your requirements for sensing the realm of ‘Leaping through the Dragon Gate’! "

Interesting ability? It seems that Senior Bai really has no intention of using the 'Go You' skill on himself. This is so great! At the same time, Song Shuhang secretly breathed a sigh of relief - fortunately, he braked suddenly and didn't speak out loud again.

So, Song Shuhang asked: "Senior Bai, what is your interesting ability?"

Venerable White did not answer immediately, but asked first: "Shuhang. Do you know the ability of 'real illusion'?"

"Real illusion, you know! It's obviously just an illusory world. But it has a real touch!" Song Shuhang nodded - Venerable White's signature version of the passionate desert, and the young man in a blue shirt with a white horse...

All of this is just the memory or imagination of Venerable Bai, but under the influence of the 'real illusion' ability, people can reach out and touch the sand and touch the young man with a white horse and a green shirt. Even the injuries sustained in the desert will be truly experienced after returning to reality.

In addition: The passionate desert and the young man in a green shirt with a white horse are the main culprits of Song Shuhang's worsening fear of heights! Another unbearable memory.

"The interesting new ability I learned is similar to the 'real illusion'. Similar, but completely opposite!" Venerable White put his hands behind his back and raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a beautiful curve.

"Similar abilities, but completely opposite?" Song Shuhang was confused.

"It's called 'Illusory Reality'. Under the influence of this ability, some real things that happen can be turned into illusions. I've only scratched the surface of this ability, but it's fun... I'll give it to you Demonstrate it." Venerable Bai said.

Master the surface? A lot of fun? Wait, senior, let me prepare first.

However, before Song Shuhang could speak, Venerable White stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, seeming to have activated that ability.

Song Shuhang quickly gathered his energy and focused on facing the possible influence of Senior White's ability.

However, after a breath of time passed, Song Shuhang did not have the illusion of entering [another world] when he entered the 'real (illusion)'.

He didn't feel any changes around him.

"Senior Bai, has the 'illusion (reality)' ability been used?" Song Shuhang asked doubtfully.

As he said that, he looked at Senior Bai doubtfully... At first glance, Shuhang was startled.

Only three meters away, Venerable Bai's eyes were dull and he looked confused, as if he was in a state of distraction.

Why were you talking one second and then suddenly distracted the next? No wonder that 'illusory reality' ability has not been activated for a long time. It turns out that Senior Bai was distracted.

Immediately afterwards, Song Shuhang discovered a terrible thing.

Venerable White, who was distracted, seemed to be trying to come towards him before he was distracted... After being distracted, his body still instinctively raised his legs and moved towards Song Shuhang.

One step, two steps, and then...Senior Bai's body suddenly seemed to be tripped by something, slowly but firmly falling forward!

It had been a long time since he had thrown on the ground. Since Senior Bai had not thrown on the ground for a long time, Song Shuhang almost forgot about his ultimate killing move.

"Senior White, stop!" Song Shuhang shouted loudly, rushing forward crazily, stretching out his hands to support Senior White.

Although he didn't know whether his own strength could withstand the terrifying impact of Venerable White when he fell, he had to try... There was no way. Song Shuhang could only choose 'support' or 'not support', and there was no way to jump and run. s Choice.

The lethality of Venerable White falling to the ground is within a radius of one hundred meters... Song Shuhang was unable to escape within a hundred meters before Venerable White fell to the ground.

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‘The mind is full but the strength is insufficient’: describes the intention [to do something], but objectively (such as the body) does not allow oneself to do it.

Song Shuhang had tried his best to help Venerable Bai. But in the end, the distance between him and Bai Zun was only half an arm. He watched helplessly as Venerable White... collapsed to the ground.

'boom……'

Earth-shaking loud noise. Song Shuhang felt that the whole world was trembling. Everything he could see in front of him was tumbling, and his body was involuntarily falling, falling, falling endlessly, as if he was about to fall into hell in one breath.

horrible!

It was like the end of the world... What was even more frightening was that Venerable White was so distracted this time that he failed to spare any effort to protect Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang felt only rocks flying around, and a heart-wrenching pain all over his body.

I'm not going to hit the street today, am I?

I have finally survived so many episodes without dying from Senior Bai's one-time flying sword, but am I going to fall to the ground with Senior Bai?

Just when Song Shuhang was thinking wildly. In the chaos, a stone chip flew towards him.

The tumbling Song Shuhang couldn't dodge at all. In the end, the stone flakes scratched his scalp... The stone flakes were like sharp razors, plowing through Song Shuhang's head and flying away a large piece of hair...

The next moment, Song Shuhang's eyes turned black and he fainted.

Mom, Senior Bai who is distracted is so scary.

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At this moment. Over the East China Sea.

The three pairs of wings on the back of True Lord White Crane flapped happily.

As long as it thinks about meeting its beloved Venerable Bai soon, its heart will be as sweet as honey. It couldn't help but want to sing a song. Vent your excitement.

At this time, suddenly there was a sword light coming towards him quickly from the front... The sword light had a meteor effect, which was very beautiful. Moreover, the arc of flight is also very individual, going left and right, up and down. And...it's very fast.

"Hey, is that the sword energy aura of Senior Bai? Is it a one-time series of flying swords?" True Lord Bai He could feel the aura on the sword from a distance.

What's on the sword? Lord White Crane's eyes widened and he looked at the thing on the flying sword through the 'meteor light effect'.

Then, it spotted a pale, familiar man on Feijian.

"Hey, isn't that Su Clan's Taoist Brother Ah Qi? Why is he riding on Senior Bai's disposable flying sword?" True Lord Bai He was confused.

Although Lord White Crane did not have a close relationship with Su Clan's Ah Qi, they were friends in the same circle after all, and they would at least say hello when they met.

So, go up and say hello.

Venerable White Crane flapped his wings and approached the sword light, waving to Su Clan's Ah Qi from a distance: "Hello, fellow Taoist Ah Qi, hello..."

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” basis. Taoist friend Ah Qi only responded to True Lord Bai He with a long series of screams. The next moment, the sword light passed by True Lord Bai He with a whoosh.

When True Monarch Bai He turned around, Taoist Fellow Su Clan's Seventh could no longer even see his shadow.

This speed is outrageous!

True Lord Bai He: "..."

Fellow Taoist Su Clan's Ah Qi, which one are you going to play?

After a while, Lord Bai He shook his head.

Forget it, leave him alone. It's more important to see Senior Bai... Senior Bai, here I come!

I don’t know if senior still remembers me. It’s the little white crane beside Tianjiaoya!

The more Lord White Crane thought about it, the more he felt like he was returning home, so he continued to flap his wings and happily flew towards a small island in the East China Sea.

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the other side.

At the junction of the East China Sea and the Pacific Ocean, there is a mysterious island that has never appeared on any world map. The entire island is covered by supernatural forces, and even the most advanced technology cannot detect its existence.

There are countless colorful butterflies flying over the island - here is Miss Yurouzi's home, Lingdie Island.

Lord Lingdie sat quietly in a pavilion, sipping tea made by his daughter.

At the same time, the Venerable asked: "How are Yurouzi going to deal with the matter between the Chu family and the Xujian Sect?"

"Junior sister has not taken action for the time being. She means to wait and see what happens. At least wait until the battle between the Void Sword Sect and the Chu family's Duanxian Terrace is over before taking action again." A huge spirit butterfly held up a mobile phone and spoke on the phone. Lord Spirit Butterfly was flying beside him. The voice of Senior Brother Liu Jianyi of Lingdie Island came out.

"Very good. Since Rouzi Yu wants to wait and see what happens, you should not interfere in the affairs of the Xujian Sect and the Chu family." Lord Lingdie said calmly.

"Understood. Master." Liu Jianyi replied loudly. He likes to wait and see what happens best - because it saves effort.

"Well, but pay a little attention to the actions of the Void Sword Sect. If any of them dare to take action against Soft Yu... you know what to do, right?" Lord Lingdie reminded emphatically.

"Understood, Master." Liu Jianyi replied... I hope the Xu Jian sect will not seek death. After all, if he takes action, it will consume a lot of energy. In things like physical strength, every penny you can save is precious energy.

Lord Lingdie nodded with satisfaction and hung up the phone.

The huge Spirit Butterfly sent the phone back to Lord Spirit Butterfly. He flapped his wings and flew happily back to the butterfly group.

Lord Lingdie took another sip of tea, opened a laptop in front of him, logged into the chat software, and entered the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'

Well, His Holiness’s own account did not join the Jiuzhou No. 1 group. So...he secretly logged into his daughter's account again.

As soon as I opened the Jiuzhou No. 1 group... the screen was filled with 'Senior White's expression pictures' in various poses, which almost made Master Lingdie's eyes flash.

"Eh? Isn't this a picture of Fellow Daoist Bai? Why did it become an emoticon?" Lord Lingdie looked confused.

He rummaged through the group with doubts, and finally reached the front of the chat history and found the answer.

"It turns out that it was the emoticon package made by Yu Rouzi herself?" When Lord Lingdie saw this, his heart moved.

Here are the emoticons made by my daughter.

With a swipe of his finger, the Venerable downloaded the [Senior Bai Emoticon Pack] silently.

Then, he saw the Jiuzhou No. 1 group. Fellow Taoists in the group, most of the people online have basically changed to the 'Venerable White Expression' as their avatar.

"Is this popular among the group?" Lord Lingdie murmured.

Since it is popular. Then my daughter cannot be left behind. Moreover, this is an emoticon made by my daughter's own hands.

Therefore, Lord Lingdie selected an expression picture of 'Happy Senior White' from many expression pictures of Lord White, and casually set this picture as Soft Yu's avatar.

"Well, not bad, very good." Lord Lingdie nodded with satisfaction.

Then, he clicked on 'Senior Song' in his friends list and checked the chat history between Xia Yurouzi and Song Shuhang.

"Well, it's okay." Lord Lingdie nodded again with satisfaction. There was no sign that the relationship between his daughter and this 'Senior Song' was getting closer to a 'male-female relationship', which was good.

Finally, Lord Lingdie went offline with satisfaction...

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On the other side, at the junction of China and Korea, there is a secluded cave hidden deep underground in an ordinary house.

The disciple of the Tong Gua Immortal Master, the Iron Gua Immortal, is hiding in this cave for retreat.

The master's hexagram, 'super auspicious, great fortune, great luck, up, up, up, up', frightened the iron hexagram fortune teller. He was hiding in this secluded place, not even daring to take a step towards the door.

In addition, he set up nearly 300 defensive formations on the top of his retreat place - because of the experience of the predecessors of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group's "Xiangong Layman", Xiangong Layman once suffered an inexplicable attack when he was in retreat at Shuang Wai Wai. An atomic bomb!

The Tie Gua fortune teller felt that with his current terrible luck, it would not be surprising at all if an atomic bomb suddenly exploded above his head. Have to guard against it.

After being in seclusion for a long time, Tie Gua Xian felt a little bored... After all, he was not really in seclusion, he was just avoiding 'bad luck', and it was impossible to really stay in seclusion for several years.

Bored, he took out his mobile phone and boarded the Jiuzhou No.1 group viewing screen.

Tie Gua doesn't like being in groups, but he likes to watch the seniors in the group chatting about various topics.

When I opened the group today...the screen was filled with expressions of a very beautiful senior.

"What's going on?" Tie Gua quickly swiped his phone and looked at the chat history.

After a while...

"It turns out that this is the legendary Senior White with 'unparalleled Qi'. As the master said, he is indeed a very beautiful person." Tie Gua Xian murmured.

After thinking for a while, he quickly opened the group space and decisively downloaded the 'Senior White Emoticon Pack'.

After downloading it, he searched and searched among the emoticons, and finally found a satisfactory picture - the 'Senior Bai's Blessing' emoticon.

Tie Gua decisively replaced the emoticon with his own avatar.

After setting up the avatar, Tie Gua turned the phone up again and expanded the 'Venerable White's Blessing' emoticon to fill the screen.

Then. He found the incense burner again. Arrange incense and worship.

"Although we have never met before. But Senior Bai, who has unparalleled luck... please bless me so that I can have good luck and survive this period of life's 'catastrophe'." Iron Guaman said sincerely pleaded.

After the worship, perhaps because he had gained spiritual sustenance, Tie Gua felt that his mood had really improved a lot?

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On an isolated island in the East China Sea.

I don't know how long it took, but Song Shuhang opened his eyes in a daze.

In my memory, I tasted Senior Bai's flat ground throw at close range, right?

He must be seriously injured now, maybe even more serious than Miss Chu Chu... He could withstand the power of Senior Bai's "flat ground fall" at such a close distance. It's a fluke that I'm still alive.

"Huh? It's strange, why don't you feel any pain?" Song Shuhang blinked.

Hehang glanced at his body, strangely, it was intact!

Not only on the body, but also on the ground, there were no holes that were smashed by Bai Qian.

Is it an illusion? Such realistic hallucinations are really rare.

While he was thinking, Song Shuhang discovered that Venerable White's body... was actually lying on the ground! Motionless, as if throwing himself on the street.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Lying on grass! Did Venerable White really fall to the ground just now?

How come there are no potholes on the ground? Could it be that Senior Bai controlled his strength the moment before he fell to the ground? If that's the case. Why doesn't Venerable White get up from the ground? Is he playing dead?

No...wait.

Could it be the effect of the 'illusory (real)' ability that Venerable White used just now?

Contrary to 'real (illusion)'... this ability can change some things that have happened. Turn into illusion. Could it be that Venerable White just fell flat on the ground and made a big hole? And his poor little monk surnamed Song enjoyed Venerable White's flat-throwing service at close range.

But in the end, these things that really happened turned into an illusion under the influence of the 'real (illusion)' ability?

If that's the case, wouldn't this ability go against the will of heaven?

How could a seventh-grade venerable be so terrifying?

"Wake up, Senior White, wake up quickly and come to your senses." Song Shuhang squatted beside Venerable White and poked Venerable White who was lying on the ground.

"Huh?" Venerable White rubbed his eyes, and then looked at Song Shuhang with a confused expression.

Song Shuhang raised his gaze slightly and asked, "Senior Bai, why were you distracted just now?"

"Well, were you distracted just now?" Venerable Bai sat cross-legged on the ground and continued to rub his eyes: "I haven't fully mastered this 'real illusion' ability, and sometimes it makes me invest too much energy when using it. Li, I accidentally lost my focus. Didn't it cause any impact?"

"Probably not." Song Shuhang replied.

Suddenly, Doudou emerged from the tent and interrupted: "There is no other influence, Wang, except Shuhang's head."

"My head?" Song Shuhang touched his neck in confusion: "Is it okay?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a gust of sea breeze blew.

The howling sea breeze brought with it a chill.

Song Shuhang felt that the sea breeze was very comfortable on his body...but his head seemed to be a little too cool?

So, he reached out and touched his head.

"..." Song Shuhang.

He stretched out his other hand unbelievingly and touched his head.

Song Shuhang: "..."

In front of him, Venerable Bai looked serious, and there was no expression on his face.

"Senior Bai... what, is there a mirror?" Song Shuhang asked aloud.

Venerable White quickly drew out his sword and held it upright in front of Song Shuhang. The blade of the sword was bright and clearer than the surface of a mirror.

Song Shuhang took a photo of the sword.

In the mirror, the appearance of a fair boy was reflected. The boy had fair skin and a soft face... But there was something wrong with the boy's hair - it was originally an ordinary boy's hair style, but there was a bald groove in the middle.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Shave it all off, it will grow back soon anyway." Venerable White suggested.

Song Shuhang let out a long sigh.

Unexpectedly, he has been avoiding the "real self" in his consciousness from becoming bald, but will he take the first step on the road of "baldness" in reality?

After going bald... can I become stronger?

"Shave it." Song Shuhang sighed deeply again.

Venerable White stretched out his hand, and his palm was covered with a thin layer of spiritual power. His palm gently touched Song Shuhang's head.

Three thousand threads of worry... fell to the floor.

"Senior Brother Shuhang." At this time, the young monk ran over quickly. He looked at Song Shuhang happily: "Are you also going to become a monk?"

"No, senior brother just wants to change his hairstyle." Song Shuhang said firmly.

"But the bald Senior Brother Shuhang is very handsome." The young monk clasped his hands together and said, "I feel that the bald Senior Brother Shuhang is very suitable for him. He is born to be a monk."

Song Shuhang: "..." (To be continued.)

ps: Another two-in-one 6,000-word chapter... The recent plot makes it impossible for me to post two chapters separately.