Cultivation Chat Group

Chapter 335: Order some Wax for Little Friend Song Shuhang

If you really pinched off the green onions yourself, then why did you wrap up the small pieces of green onions and put them in your pocket instead of taking them?

Could it be that when he was on the mysterious island, he accidentally pinched Lady Onion's head? And then you want to find a way to stick back when you leave the island?

"Boss, my onion is Jianjian!" At this time, Lady Onion on the Enlightenment Stone in her pocket shouted: "Damn Song Shuhang, it was you who pinched my onion seedling Jianjian!"

"Stop it! Stop screaming. I don't have any memory of the mysterious island." Song Shuhang looked at the spiky onion sprouts carefully and asked, "Ms. Onion, stick this spiky onion sprout back to you. Can you recover?" As it is?"

"How is it possible to stick it back on? What to use? Glue?! I will pinch off your head, and then try to stick it back on you with glue!" Lady Onion was very angry. It took a lot of effort for her to grow back like this. A piece of green onion sprout, it was not easy, but its head was pinched. Lao Pain, if Song Shuhang doesn't apologize to her properly, she will definitely not forgive him!

"That's right." Song Shuhang re-wrapped the tip of the green onion sprout in paper, and then stored it in the 'rabbit shrink bag'.

Anyway, it can’t stick back anymore, so let’s keep the tips of the green onions.

It's a pity to throw it away. Maybe it can be used in the future - for example, when he attacks the 'Leap Dragon Gate', if he wants to quickly accumulate the power of Qi and blood in his body, he can handle the onion tip. If you continue taking it, it will definitely have a very good effect.

After putting the onion tips away, Shuhang said to Lady Onion: "If I really pinched off the onion tips of yours... then I will definitely find a way to compensate you in the future!"

"How are you going to make it up to me?" The remaining half of Lady Onion's onion body bulged slightly like it was inflated. This was her puffy face!

"I haven't thought about how to compensate you yet. Let's see what opportunities there are in the future. Even if I want to compensate you now, I can't think of a way to compensate you. How about I get you another green onion seedling to help you?" Song Shuhang replied road.

"Not sincere at all." Lady Onion replied bitterly, but the slightly bulging upper part of the onion's body calmed down - this stupid onion was surprisingly easy to deal with.

"Don't worry, I, Song Shuhang, always keep my word. I will definitely find a way to compensate you after I say I will compensate you." Song Shuhang said seriously.

The skills practiced by Lady Onion seem to be Buddhist techniques... However, this Buddhist technique is not very compatible with Lady Onion, who has practiced it for more than three hundred years. He hasn't even broken through the first-level realm.

How about giving Lady Onion a try if she has the opportunity? If the Buddhist exercises don't work, you can replace them with Taoist or Confucian ones.

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang secretly wrote down this option.

Then. He held the Enlightenment Stone and began to meditate to temper his mental power.

I don’t know how long it took, but when Song Shuhang finished his meditation, the senior Immortal Master of Tong Gua came back outside. He was holding several game animals in his hands.

As for Venerable Bai, he was still guarding those 'Lang Yi' and the others and had not returned yet.

Immortal Master Tong Gua skillfully lit a fire outside the tent, took out the barbecue rack from his cart, peeled and butchered the game.

Place on the rack, sprinkle with seasonings and start grilling. It seems that the Immortal Master's 'Survival in the Wilderness' skill is fully equipped - this is because when he was not very strong, he often made evil fortunes and was chased and killed. From time to time, I have to hide in deep mountains, old forests, and vast oceans. At that time, he was young and could not live without food, so he eventually acquired life skills through torture.

Immortal Master Tonggua said cheerfully: "Come, try my craftsmanship. I haven't done it for some years, and I feel like my hands are a lot thinner."

Doudou squatted aside and drooled.

The young monk Guoguo... hid in the tent and dared not come out for fear of breaking his precepts.

"I'm going to ask Senior Bai to come over for dinner." Song Shuhang said.

Lang Yi and the others still hadn't come over, so it was useless for Senior White to continue waiting at the beach. It was better for Senior White to eat something first.

"Go." Immortal Master Tong Gua smiled slightly and looked at Song Shuhang meaningfully... Hmm. Just now, when he was hunting wild game and returned home with a full load, he took a few selfies and then boarded the Jiuzhou No. 1 group. I’m going to post a few selfies in the group to make myself happy.

Then, as soon as he boarded the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group", chat records popped up on the screen of his mobile phone, making the phone feel like it was about to crash.

After finally recovering, Master Tonggua was about to post these "selfies" when he chose the moment of the picture. The chat history of Jiuzhou No. 1 group popped up again as fast as the screen refreshed, and the number of chat records popped up in one fell swoop.

And they were all flashing the screen in the form of pictures... Because the signal on the isolated island was not very good, the pictures received by the Immortal Master Tong Gua were still in the buffering stage, and the content of the pictures was not seen for a long time.

What happened to fellow Taoists in the group today? Such a crazy water group?

Could it be that you have found some entertaining chat topic?

After finally buffering these pictures little by little, Immortal Master Tong Gua became Spartan!

What did I see?

A cute and playful version with double tails...Senior Bai?

The white senior with a single ponytail?

And Senior Bai with his hair tied into a braid on top of his head?

Various pictures of Senior White.

Dominate the screen at this time.

Also, the avatars of fellow Taoists who were in the water group were all replaced by senior whites of various appearances... It felt like the whole group was like a 'demon dance'.

The Immortal Master Tong Gua was confused for a long time... What happened today?

Was it the way he opened the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' that was wrong? Why do I feel like I'm falling behind even though I haven't been online for a while?

Let me take a look at the origin of this "Senior White's screen-swiping".

Therefore, Immortal Master Tong Gua switched the mode of his mobile phone, opened the chat history of Ruantian Software, and scrolled all the way up.

It's scary. This group of fellow Taoists in the group went crazy and flooded nearly 60,000 messages and chat records. The monk's hand speed exploded, and it was simply not a speed that ordinary people could imagine.

Finally, he found the source of the matter - not long after Song Shuhang borrowed his cell phone, Yu Rouzi from Lingdie Island uploaded a shared file called 'Senior White Emoticon Pack' in the group space.

This shared file is the focus and source of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" frenzied group.

After being stunned for a third of a second... the Immortal Master Tong Gua decisively chose to download this file. Although the network speed was a bit slow and slow, I still downloaded this file successfully after working for a long time.

In order to give himself some fashion points, Immortal Master Tong Gua did not hesitate to put on an expression of 'Senior Bai's contempt'. This expression is the best!

He felt that after changing to this avatar, he was constantly looking down on Beihe when he found opportunities to chat with Beihe Sanren. Psychologically I feel better!

then. He looked down the chat history... Soon, he saw a dazzling conversation.

That was the conversation between True Lord Huangshan and Yu Rouzi.

True Lord Huangshan: "Whose hands are these? Are they the ones dressing up for Senior Bai?"

"That's Senior Song's hand." -Lingdie Island Yu Rouzi's answer.

I remember... Venerable White also joined the Jiuzhou No. 1 Group, right? Moreover, it was little friend Song Shuhang who taught Venerable White how to join the group step by step.

Venerable White should have seen this chat record, right?

That's for sure... Given how crazy the fellow Taoists in the group are, Venerable White only needs to go online and watch the group. You will definitely notice this chat record!

"It's good to be young." Immortal Master Tonggua said secretly in his heart.

By the way, I would like to give a thumbs up to Miss Yu Rouzi... and I would also like to give a thumbs up to little friend Song Shuhang!

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Song Shuhang had no idea that Soft Yu uploaded the 'Senior White Emoticon Pack' to the group space - he never thought that the file that Soft Yu was going to send to him would be this terrifying 'Senior White Emoticon Pack'.

If he knew about this now, he would silently dig a hole for himself on the island and bury himself in it.

Therefore, sometimes it is a very happy thing to be fearless when you don’t know.

Song Shuhang walked towards Senior Bai in a happy mood.

At this time, Senior Bai was sitting cross-legged on a big rock. He held his chin in one hand and silently scrolled through his phone with the other. Senior Bai had a calm expression on his face, and his long black hair was spread behind him, fluttering slightly with the sea breeze. The scene was as beautiful as a scroll.

"Senior Bai, it's getting late. Lang Yi and the guys haven't come back yet. Why don't you go back and have something to eat first?" Song Shuhang called to Senior White from a distance.

With Venerable Bai's strength, he has already reached the realm of Bigu. No meals to eat. However, from the time he came out of seclusion to now, he has been living and working according to the schedule of ordinary people, and he has also enjoyed a modern life with three meals a day.

"Huh?" Venerable White turned around when he heard Song Shuhang's voice and smiled slightly at Song Shuhang: "Is it almost time to eat?"

"Well, Senior Tong Gua just killed some wild game. They looked delicious and smelled delicious." Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

Venerable Bai nodded silently: "I have heard about the craftsmanship of Taoist fellow Taoist Master Tonggua before in the group. Just in terms of taste, it is almost as good as the monks of the Immortal Kitchen series. Let's go and have a try. "

With that said, Venerable White put away his mobile phone. Then with a slight leap, he jumped down from the big rock and landed accurately next to Song Shuhang.

The two of them walked side by side towards the tent.

While walking, Venerable White asked casually, "By the way, Shuhang, do you think it would be interesting if I changed my hairstyle?"

"Huh?" Song Shuhang turned his head in confusion. Looking at Senior Bai in confusion

——At this time, I have to talk about the horror of amnesia on the mysterious island. Due to the influence of the 'Sealed Memory' spell, Song Shuhang's head is now like mush, and his reaction ability is half a beat too late.

Under normal circumstances, when he hears several keywords such as Venerable White, changing hairstyle, and interesting, Song Shuhang's brain's 'keyword search function' will definitely make his brain contact him not long ago. The incident where Rouzi took crazy photos of Venerable Bai and committed suicide.

But now, Song Shuhang had a problem with the 'keyword search' in his brain, so he looked confused.

Seeing Song Shuhang's confused look, Venerable White raised the corners of his mouth, smiled slightly, and said nothing.

"What hairstyle should I change?" Song Shuhang asked blankly.

The two continued to go side by side.

After walking a few more steps, Venerable White reached out and grabbed his long hair, a handful on each side, and then lifted up his long hair: "Like this hairstyle?"

Song Shuhang turned his head and looked back at Senior Bai——Huh? This hairstyle is exactly the double ponytail version of Venerable White.

Song Shuhang froze!

Song Shuhang is Spartan!

Song Shuhang's mouth opened wide!

No matter how mushy his brain was at this time, when he saw Senior Bai like this, he immediately remembered the scene when he cooperated with Yu Rouzi to commit suicide some time ago.

Why did Senior Venerable White suddenly make such a hairstyle?

Is it that Senior Bai is suddenly in a happy mood and wants to change his hairstyle and style? Or did he discover that Yu Rouzi was trying to commit suicide with him?

Impossible, what was done was kept secret at that time, and only I and Miss Yu Rouzi knew about it... Unless, Yu Rouzi revealed this matter?

Wait... Will Yurouzi expose this matter?

Song Shuhang immediately remembered the scene where he borrowed Senior Tong Gua's cell phone to chat with Miss Yu Rouzi not long ago... Suddenly, Song Shuhang felt a chill in his heart, and he thought of a terrifying possibility!

He swallowed hard, but his mouth was still dry and he couldn't make any sound.

"Haha." Venerable Bai put down his long hair and chuckled.

Venerable Bai's face remained as calm as water, and he walked forward gently and gently.

Song Shuhang had a stiff look on his face and walked mechanically, taking a few steps forward with heavy steps.

Suddenly, his feet were accidentally caught by a small stone and he fell to the ground. This fall was unprepared and a little painful.

Miss Yurouzi...you must not cheat Song!

No more, I must find Immortal Master Tong Gua’s cell phone to use it again to see what file Miss Yu Rouzi sent to the group space.

In addition, he had to contact Senior Su Clan's Ah Qi. The 'Dragon Bone Withered Vine' that Su Clan's Sixteen needed had arrived.

Next, it was clear that Master Tong Gua’s craftsmanship was amazing and the game he cooked was delicious. But Song Shuhang couldn't taste anything in his mouth.

He filled his stomach stiffly, and then he was going to borrow his cell phone from Immortal Master Tong Gua to confirm the files sent by Miss Yu Rouzi to the group space.

However, just when he was about to borrow the mobile phone from Senior Tong Gua... Immortal Master Tong Gua wiped his mouth and smiled heartily: "Well, little friend Song Shuhang, Senior Bai, Xiao Guoguo, Doudou, you guys have a good time after eating. Rest, I have some things to deal with, I’ll see you later.”

After saying that, the Immortal Master Tonggua stepped lightly, and a flying sword floated under his feet, holding him up into the air - he had been building the Taoist altar for so long in the morning.

Now that the time, location, people and people have been gathered together, he is going to open a forum to practice.

Song Shuhang opened his mouth...and his body became stiff.

"It's getting late, let's all have a good rest. Shuhang, please move Miss Chu Chu to a tent. Doudou and Xiao Guoguo share a tent." Venerable White put down the tableware gracefully and smiled slightly.

It's getting dark...it's getting late.

Everyone who deserves to rest in peace, please rest in peace.

Wrong, you should rest. Let’s all rest early... (To be continued.)

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