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Chapter 334: Lady Onion, Where Is Your Head?

"Since it's little friend Song Shuhang, maybe he can survive for a few more episodes?" True Lord Huangshan pinched his chin and murmured to himself. After all, little friend Shuhang is a little different from the Taoist friends who greeted Venerable Bai before.

"Hmph, that kid, I bet he can live for at most two episodes!" Next to True Lord Huangshan, a figure with six wings on its back, an appearance as beautiful as an angel, and his whole body shrouded in 'holy light' raised the corners of his mouth and said disdainfully.

This figure is none other than the 'True Lord White Crane' who is very popular in the West.

True Lord White Crane is a bloodline of divine beasts left over from ancient times. From the time they emerge from the egg, they have no distinction between gender, yin and yang. Only when their family finds the true love of their lives and makes a special contract similar to a marriage contract with their true love, will they evolve the corresponding gender according to the gender of their lover.

True love is a man, and they can become girls as a family. True love is a girl, and they can become a man.

This is a race that is truly free to fall in love, falling in love across genders and races - to be honest, it is really not easy for their race of mythical beasts to continue to inherit the bloodline to this day.

Note: Although Lord White Crane has found the person he likes, he has not yet entered into a special marriage contract with the person he likes. He is still in a gender-neutral state.

True Lord Huangshan chuckled and did not refute True Lord White Crane.

True Monarch Bai He was swiping his tablet, which displayed the interface of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'. It came all the way from the west, and when it heard that Venerable White had joined the Jiuzhou Group No. 1, it shamelessly asked True Lord Huangshan to join him.

True Monarch White Crane's nickname in the group is "I am the little white crane at the end of the world." This seems to have a story.

At this time, he was carefully saving the [Senior Bai Expression Pack] to his tablet, and then using a software to export each picture in it and save it into a document.

Then, with a satisfied look on his face, True Lord White Crane looked at the nearly sixty photos of Lord White in this folder over and over again. Every time I look at a photo, I get a happy expression.

"Awesome. This is heaven." Lord Bai He murmured.

When Huangshan Zhenjun saw this situation, goosebumps suddenly appeared on his arms - sometimes it feels scary to be a crazy fan, because you don't know if the crazy fan will enlarge your photo and hang it on the wall, facing you every day The photos are meaningless.

"Ahem. Baihe, you came all the way here this time just to join a group?" True Lord Huangshan asked,

If you really want to join the group, make a call remotely. Or Qianliyin Transmission will suffice.

"Of course it's not just as simple as joining a group." True Lord Bai He said seriously: "The main reason I came here this time is to inform Senior Bai about the results of the last matter."

"What happened last time? Oh, it was about the flight instructor Li Xihua? Has there been any change?" Huangshan Zhenjun thought of the flight instructor.

"It's not just the incident of Teacher Li Xihua, but also the problem of the space station in the universe. The changes are not big, and I have basically dealt with it." Zhenjun Baihe said with emotion: "The problem of Teacher Li Xihua is easy to solve. Although it is easy to solve the problem. TV, but as long as another astronaut Anthony comes back successfully, I can speak through the media and the official, and gradually erase the impact of Teacher Li Xihua’s incident. Let the Western people think that the appearance of Teacher Li Xihua is just a conflict between us and China. A cooperation. Speaking of which, how has Teacher Li Xihua been since you brought him back?"

True Lord Huangshan shrugged his shoulders: "I am preparing to advance recently and have no time to care about this teacher Li Xihua. According to the news reported by Zhou Li, at that time, Venerable Bai performed another memory cleaning operation on Li Xihua, and he will He was sent back to the flight training base. Later, I sent people to keep an eye on him, and tried my best to let instructor Li Xihua return to an ordinary life... There shouldn't be any big problems."

The members he sent to take care of Li Xihua were experts in dealing with troubles, and were on the same level as Zhou Li. Every time a fellow Taoist in the group caused trouble after leaving seclusion, this subordinate would step in to solve it - for example, when a fellow Taoist came out of seclusion not long ago, he destroyed more than a dozen monsters named 'cars' in one breath. . This subordinate handled it perfectly.

"That's good... Teacher Li Xihua's memory has been cleared too many times in a short period of time, which may have an impact on his brain. I don't know if it is a blessing or a curse, it depends on his own destiny. In addition, I have been doing it recently. They were all dealing with the big hole incident in the space station, and finally blocked the big hole. Both matters were solved perfectly, and I am going to report to Senior Bai." True Lord Bai He clenched his fist and said.

He mentioned again and again that he wanted to report the matter to Senior Bai, seemingly to cheer himself up?

True Lord Huangshan rolled his eyes secretly - he finally understood. Bai He wanted to find an excuse to approach Venerable White, but he didn't dare to approach Venerable White, so he was entangled and conflicted.

This guy must be sent away. Otherwise, it will definitely stay in its cave and cause trouble to itself.

"Go!" Then, True Lord Huangshan said to True Lord Baihe with a serious face: "I'm just reporting what happened. Come on, you can handle this matter!"

True Lord White Crane looked at True Lord Huangshan with joy: "Do you think so too?"

"Of course, you handled this matter very well, maybe you can be praised by Lord Bai." True Lord Huangshan patted True Lord White Crane on the shoulder - you bitch is just hypocritical!

Sure enough, it would be better to send him to Venerable White. Otherwise, if this guy stayed in his cave and caused trouble for him, how could he advance with peace of mind?

"Then...then I'm going to find Senior Bai!" Venerable White Crane's wings trembled slightly with excitement.

True Lord Huangshan patted Bai He on the shoulder again: "Go ahead, you will succeed."

So, True Monarch White Crane put away his tablet, flapped his wings, and happily flew away from True Monarch Huangshan's cave.

True Lord Huangshan breathed a sigh of relief.

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On the other side, a small island in the East China Sea

Venerable White has not yet accessed the chat software. He is currently setting up some trap formations near the island. These formations are mainly used to prevent enemies from escaping.

After all, the target is a disciple of the original ‘Thirty-Three Beasts Divine Sect’. There are still three pounds of nails in the ruined ship. Maybe these former disciples of the Thirty-Three Beasts Divine Sect also have escape magic talismans and the like? Venerable White wants to catch everyone who is coming soon, and he doesn't want to let anyone go.

On the island, the Immortal Master Tong Gua was building an altar with stones on the island. He looked so mysterious that Song Shuhang couldn't understand what he was going to do.

So, the bored Song Shuhang took Doudou and the little monk with him. Went to visit Miss Chu Chu.

After applying the ointment, Miss Chuchu fell into a deep sleep again... Her face looked much better, and she didn't suddenly show pain like before. It seems that the effect of the pharmacist's ointment is really amazing.

Since Miss Chu Chu was sleeping, Song Shuhang did not disturb her.

"Let's go. Doudou, Xiao Guoguo, let's go try to get a house or something. It looks like we might have to live on this island tonight." Song Shuhang said.

Venerable White is bound to acquire the secret method of the 'Thirty-Three Beasts Divine Sect'. And Lang Yi’s group of people didn’t know when they would come. Maybe the other party can arrive tomorrow?

In short, let's try to find a place where people can live. He doesn't want to spend the night with the ground as his bed and the sky as his quilt.

Young monk Guoguo asked: "Senior Brother Shuhang, can you build a house?"

"No..." Song Shuhang shrugged.

Jingba Doudou smiled coldly: "You are so useless! Look at me!"

five minutes later.

Jingba Doudou perfectly built an exquisite puppy house. Then, it shrank in size and crawled comfortably into the doghouse.

"Did you see that those who run away from home must learn a special skill? They must learn to build a nest. This can also protect them from the wind and rain, and not be afraid of the wind and sun. How about it. Do you want to get in and try it? Although it is a bit small, But it’s covered with hay, so it’s very comfortable.” Doudou huddled in the kennel and said with a serious look on his face.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Doudou, come out, I promise not to beat you to death!

At this time, the Immortal Master Tong Gua pulled the cart from far to near. It seems like his platform has been set up?

After the Immortal Master Tonggua approached, he asked aloud: "Little friend Shuhang, what are you doing?"

Song Shuhang explained: "We are thinking about finding a place where people can live. Maybe we will stay on the island tonight."

Immortal Master Tonggua pinched his chin: "I see, if this is a place to live, maybe I can provide you with some good things."

Said. He turned around and dug out his cart.

Soon, the immortal master took out several large tents: "Come on, let's make use of them. This tent is very big when opened, and there is an inflatable bed inside, which is comfortable enough to spend the night."

"Senior. This is a timely help. It's great. I appreciate it very much!" Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up - by the way, where did his habit of giving thumbs up come from? He didn't have this habit before. Did he learn it from the mysterious island?

In addition, the appearance and attire of Immortal Master Tonggua, coupled with this trolley... I always feel that he is not dressed like a fortune teller, but like a hawker selling goods along the street!

With the help of Immortal Master Tonggua, Song Shuhang and the young monk quickly set up four large tents.

As for Doudou, well, he has a doghouse. If it doesn't work, it can still squeeze into a tent with the little monk.

After setting up the tent, Song Shuhang asked casually: "Is Senior Bai still setting up the formation?"

"It has already been arranged. Now Senior Bai seems to be taking a rest and waiting for the other party to come. You guys should also have a good rest. I will go to the island to see if I can hunt down two game animals." Immortal Master Tong Gua smiled. road.

"Sorry to trouble you, senior." Song Shuhang touched his stomach, feeling a little hungry. Although I remembered to bring Bigu Pill with me when I went out this time, when I am hungry, I still feel fuller by eating something.

When the Immortal Master of Tong Gua comes to the island, he will definitely bring warmth to his hometown!

Immortal Master Tonggua went hunting for game, while the young monk and Doudou were playing around.

Song Shuhang got into his tent, and he suddenly thought of something - he lost his memory after coming out of the mysterious island. So, what about Lady Onion growing on the Enlightenment Stone?

Lady Onion is now in the form of a plant. Will she still retain her memory?

After thinking of this possibility, he immediately took out the Enlightenment Stone.

"Ms. Onion, do you still have the memory of the mysterious island... Huh? Ms. Onion, Ms. Onion, are you so swollen?!" When Song Shuhang took out the Enlightenment Stone, he found that Ms. Onion had finally grown a small and tender part. The buds were cut off, but the onions were pinched off.

Now, she only has half a small sprout left, looking extremely pitiful.

The green onion spirit on the Enlightenment Stone moved the remaining half of the green onion body, as if waking up from a deep sleep. After a while, she moaned in pain: "It hurts."

"Hey, Ms. Onion, you can speak now. By the way, what's going on with you? Who pinched off your onions? Also, what about the memories on the mysterious island? Do you have any memories on the mysterious island?" Song Shuhang He asked nervously.

"Mysterious Island?" Lady Onion twisted her body, and then asked in confusion: "Where is that place? Is there any delicious food on it?"

Song Shuhang: "..."

Sure enough, we can't have any illusions about this stupid onion - this stupid onion is unreliable from beginning to end!

And her green onions, couldn't they have been picked for cooking?

Lady Onion's half of the green onion body was placed for a long time, and she seemed to suddenly react: "It hurts so much, where are my green onion sprouts? Damn it, Song Shuhang, did you pick off my green onion sprouts and eat them?"

Song Shuhang: "..."

He really wanted to know what was going on with Lady Onion's nerve reflex arc. Isn't this reflex arc too long? He wondered if he was telling Lady Onion a joke, and it would take half an hour for the other party to react?

"I probably didn't pick the onions and eat them. I was asking you just now where the onions went!" Song Shuhang said helplessly - he was not sure because the memory on the mysterious island was lost. Maybe he was really on the mysterious island. It doesn't matter if he pinches an onion and eats it... because his orifices suddenly opened. Obviously, I had just opened my ears before going to the mysterious island.

If there is no chance, even if there is sufficient support from Qi and Blood Pills, it will take a year and a half to successfully open the orifice. You know, the simplest mental acupoint requires hundreds of days to build its foundation.

Madam Onion twisted her body and asked doubtfully: "It's strange, why do I have no memory at all?"

Apparently, Sha Cong also lost his memory.

Song Shuhang sighed and put Lady Onion back in his pocket.

While putting Lady Onion back on, suddenly, his hand felt what seemed to be a small paper bag in his pocket.

Then, Song Shuhang took out this small paper bag, which looked a bit like the paper bags used to pack small pills in hospitals. It must have been a harvest on the mysterious island. He had no impression of this paper bag at all.

So, he opened it out of curiosity.

There was nothing in the paper bag, only a small green sprout of green onion.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Isn't it really me who pinched it on the mysterious island? (To be continued.)

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