Chapter 341 Shh, Look What I Found? A Lone Stupid Fish!
Born to be a monk? Bah bah bah bah! Children's words are unbridled, good luck and good fortune! It’s just a few hairs, and I’ll grow them back in a few days!
Damn it, Song Shuhang gave the young monk so much force that he suffered a brain collapse.
The little monk covered his forehead, his eyes dim with tears, and his serious face was full of grievances - he was obviously telling the truth, why did he have to suffer a brain collapse? Senior Brother Shuhang is unreasonable!
Hufufu~~ Another gust of sea breeze blew by, and Song Shuhang felt that his head was extremely cool. This strange coolness made him very uncomfortable.
Song Shuhang touched his bald head, sighed, and asked Venerable Bai: "Senior Bai, was this the illusory 'reality' just now? Since it turns reality into illusion, why was my hair shaved off?" ditch?"
Even the potholes on the ground have disappeared... Why did the hair on his head not change back after it was cut off?
"Haha, actually this is a minor technical problem." Venerable Bai smiled slightly and explained: "I am not very proficient in the illusory 'real' ability. So in order to avoid using the illusory 'real' ability, I can't tell the difference between 'reality' and 'illusion', so I need to set up a key thing... This thing will not be affected by the illusory 'reality' and can serve as a reminder... to let me You won't always be able to hide in the illusory 'reality' and be unable to extricate yourself. The key thing I set is hair. Because even if all hair disappears, it will not have an impact on the human body and is very conspicuous. thing."
Song Shuhang touched his bald head - that is to say, he touched his back and didn't hurt anything, just his hair. Therefore, the hair as a 'key object' was not protected by Venerable White's illusory 'reality', so when it was shaved, it was really turned into a bald ditch...
What a sad story.
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In the tent, Doudou took out a crystal-like object from somewhere, pointed it at Song Shuhang, and flashed it lightly.
A bright light flashed from the crystal in Doudou's hand.
The light took care of Song Shuhang. A large part of the light gathered on Song Shuhang's shiny head, reflecting a dazzling light.
Song Shuhang: "..."
He turned his head and looked at Doudou speechlessly: "Doudou, what are you doing?"
“Take a photo to keep as a souvenir.
Woof. Doudou poked the crystal and explained, "This is a photo gem. It was a very precious thing in the past." Before cameras came out, low-level monks used this thing to take pictures. My phone was still in Zhou Li's hand, so I could only use it to take pictures. "
Said. Doudou tapped the crystal again, and a proportional picture of Song Shuhang was reflected in the void.
In the picture, Song Shuhang turned his head curiously, and the bald gourd on his head reflected the light of the crystal when taking pictures... The reflected light just made Song Shuhang's whole head shrouded in a ball of light, making it look like it was him. It's like the head has its own holy light.
Not to mention how funny it is!
Song Shuhang: "..."
"I didn't expect that I am quite talented in taking pictures." Doudou put away the crystal proudly.
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and said, "Doudou, delete this photo quickly. Otherwise, our friendship will end!"
Doudou proudly waved his hand towards Song Shuhang: "Then let's be friends, wow~"
Song Shuhang rubbed his sun **. Exhausted.
He turned around and looked at Senior Bai. He was already bald. Has Senior Bai's anger subsided?
Then, Song Shuhang saw Venerable White raising his head and swallowing a pill - Hey, did the illusory 'reality' just now cost Senior White a lot? You actually want to swallow pills to restore your spiritual power?
"Okay, my mental strength has returned to its best condition, I will definitely be able to do it this time!" Senior Bai said softly, and then he waved to Song Shuhang: "Shuhang is ready, let's do it again, the illusory 'reality'! "
"Wait a minute, senior. I have no hair. You must keep my eyebrows!" Song Shuhang shouted - he remembered that Senior Bai said that the key to the illusion of 'reality' is 'hair', which means that not only Just hair. Including eyebrows, eyelashes, beards, anything that can be hair. My hair is gone, and if my eyebrows were still there, they would be ugly.
As soon as he finished speaking, Song Shuhang felt that his eyes were filled with flowers~~
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The flying stream plummeted down three thousand feet, and it was suspected that the Milky Way was falling from the sky!
The sound of "roaring" water flow sounded in Song Shuhang's ears.
He tried to raise his head, and then he saw a huge waterfall above his head. It’s so majestic that it’s indescribable, like the water of the Milky Way pouring down...
"Spectacular!" Song Shuhang said out loud, but when he opened his mouth, he realized something was wrong. Because water poured into his mouth. Then...the saliva was discharged from both sides of his cheeks again.
And during this process, he actually felt something like 'breathing', as if he was getting oxygen from the water?
what happened? Song Shuhang was confused. He was about to reach out and touch his face, but something strange happened again.
But the next moment.
Huh? As for my hands...why can't I feel my arms?
Not only the hands, but also the legs seemed to be gone.
Song Shuhang quickly prepared to lower his head, wanting to see what changes had happened to his body... However, he found that he could not lower his head. To be precise, it should be him now. It seems that there is no such thing as a neck, and his head and body are directly connected together, making it impossible to look down at his body.
Senior Bai, what are you playing at?
"How are you, have you adapted to this new body?" At this time, Venerable White's familiar voice sounded above Song Shuhang.
When Song Shuhang raised his head, he saw the familiar and handsome Venerable White. At this time, Venerable Bai was squatting next to Shuhang with a smile...
So big. At this time, Venerable White looked like a giant in ancient legends to Song Shuhang. Song Shuhang estimated that his body was only the size of Venerable White's hand.
Beside Venerable Bai, young monk Guoguo stood quietly. Similarly, the little monk is also a giant template.
"Pah, pah, pah." Song Shuhang was about to speak, but when he opened his mouth, another large wave of water poured into his mouth, and then this large wave of water flowed out from both sides of his face, and he received oxygen supplement from it. ...This feeling is so sour.
"Aren't you used to this new body yet? Time is limited, so work hard and get used to it." Venerable White lowered his head and smiled at Song Shuhang.
[New body? ] Song Shuhang looked into Venerable White's pupils... Finally, he used Venerable White's pupils as a mirror and saw his current appearance clearly.
It was a small golden fish, bobbing in the water, shaking vigorously.
I... turned into a fish?
The illusory ‘reality’ can even change race?
After learning that he had turned into a fish, Song Shuhang tried to twist his body, and his body instinctively began to swim in the water. Swimming is so simple...
"It seems that you are used to this body." Venerable White chuckled, and then pointed to the huge waterfall: "Have you seen that waterfall? Come on!"
"Up?" Song Shuhang raised his head and looked at the huge waterfall that was 'suspected to be the Milky Way falling from the sky'. This was a little difficult.
It seemed that Song Shuhang's inner thoughts were read from his eyes.
"Does the difficulty of this scare you? The difficulty of the legendary Fish Leaping Dragon Gate is much more difficult than crossing this waterfall, and... the difficulty of the 'First Grade Leaping Dragon Gate Realm' that you want to advance to is no more difficult than that of a small fish. It's easier to swim up the waterfall against the current." Venerable Bai smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, just rush up. Don't think about anything else now, the main thing is to experience this feeling of 'jumping through the dragon gate'."
"Senior Brother Shuhang, come on!" Little monk Guoguo clasped his hands and said to the golden fish that Song Shuhang transformed into: "I believe that with Senior Brother Shuhang's perseverance, he will definitely be able to rush to the waterfall!"
Song Shuhang secretly gritted his teeth in his heart... If he fought hard, he would just swim upstream to the waterfall. Anyway, he wouldn't die in the illusory 'reality', so what should he be afraid of?
So, Song Shuhang shook his head and swung his tail, and swam hard towards the waterfall area, getting used to his body while swimming - but when he swam, he had some doubts in his mind. If you want to swim against the waterfall, why should Venerable White turn himself into a waterfall? fish?
Is there any deep meaning in this?
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Just as Song Shuhang was thinking, another huge figure appeared in front of him.
That was the figure of a Pekingese--it was Doudou.
"Huh? Where is this?" Doudou shook his head gently. It seemed that Venerable White's illusory 'reality' had covered a large area this time, and even Doudou hiding in the tent was involved.
However, there was a slight time difference between Doudou, the young monk, and Shuhang who were involved. Doudou looked a little confused now.
After a moment, it recovered: "Wow...it seems like this is the illusory 'reality' that Venerable Bai said, right? It's amazing."
It turned around and saw Venerable Bai and the young monk not far away.
Then it looked around again, at the waterfall and the bottom of the water.
Shhh, look what I found? A stupid, lonely fish!
This is a small golden fish. It looks silly and swims so awkwardly. Doudou felt that he could catch this golden fish with just one pounce.
Just do it if you want. Doudou screamed happily, suddenly jumped into the water, and slapped the stupid fish out of the water with a slap of his paws.
Then it hooked its claws onto the stupid fish.
Then, Doudou opened his mouth wide and skillfully threw the golden fish into the dog's mouth. After chewing it twice, he swallowed the fish with a 'goo' sound...
Don’t be surprised, Doudou is an expert at fishing!
When it first ran away from home, it had not yet reached the state of bigu cultivation, so it developed a good hunting ability. Doudou can hunt tigers in the mountains, catch sharks in the sea, and even a small fish can be caught by a dog's claws!
Yes, very delicious, the meat is tender and chewy.
"Senior Doudou, don't want it. That's Senior Brother Shuhang!" The anxious voice of the young monk came half a beat later.
Venerable White on the side blinked his eyes - this sudden change was really beyond his expectation! (To be continued.)
PS: First update!