Chapter 336: Senior Bai Who Teases Ants

A dreamless night, the world today is still so peaceful.

Song Shuhang woke up early in the morning and let out a deep breath.

Senior Bai didn't ask him to do extreme bungee jumping... Maybe Senior Bai just had a whim yesterday and wanted to change his hairstyle or something?

He secretly guessed and hoped in his heart.

This is ostrich psychology - it is said that ostriches burrow their heads in the sand when they are cornered. It thinks that since it can no longer see the enemy, the enemy can no longer see it. This is a kind of escaping mentality.

People are like this sometimes, always looking for excuses and possibilities to comfort themselves. Wrap yourself up with reasons to create a sense of security for yourself.

"I hope the world will still be peaceful today... I hope I can spend today peacefully." After Song Shuhang got up, he made a wish in the void.

Then, he got out of the tent and prepared to find a place to wash up.

When Song Shuhang got out of the tent, he saw that the fire for yesterday's barbecue was lit again. Master Tonggua, wearing that cowboy hat, was busy on the barbecue grill.

There were a lot of game meats on skewers on the grill, as well as some wild vegetables and other vegetarian dishes, which were obviously prepared for the young monk.

Senior Tong Gua was unexpectedly very careful. Song Shuhang thought to himself. At the same time, he noticed that Senior Tong Gua's cowboy hat seemed to be a little bigger today, and it looked more like a beautiful wide-brimmed hat? Isn’t it the same hat as yesterday?

"Good morning, senior Tong Gua." Song Shuhang waved his hand and said.

"Good morning, little friend Shuhang. There is a water source about a hundred meters straight on my right hand side. You can go wash up and come back for something to eat." Senior Tong Gua replied without looking back.

"Thank you, senior. Thank you for your hard work, senior." Song Shuhang replied subconsciously, and then moved towards the right hand side of the senior in a daze.

When Song Shuhang took two steps, his body suddenly stiffened - something felt wrong?

It was the voice of Senior Tong Gua, something was wrong. The voice just now sounded thin and soft. It seemed to be a woman's voice?

Song Shuhang turned around suddenly. Looking towards the grill location.

Senior Tong Gua is still dressed in a white vest, jeans, and a cowboy hat!

but,

What's the matter with the high bulge in Senior Tong Gua's chest at this time? The jaw-dropping curvature pushed up the white vest into a sexy navel-baring outfit.

And that slim waist that can be grasped...

There are also two white, slender calves exposed under the five-point tight washed jeans...

Finally, there is the face, with a slender head and furrowed brows. She has a beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, and a touch of cinnabar between her eyebrows.

Girl!

"Senior Tong Gua?" Song Shuhang pointed at the girl and said in surprise.

"Ah, why don't you go and wash up?" Immortal Master Tong Gua raised his head and showed a beautiful and bright smile. This appearance has reached the level of disaster.

"Senior, you look like a swollen horse!" Song Shuhang said in shock. Why did I wake up after a long sleep? The master of the Immortal Copper Trigram was a rugged man. Turned into a charming Tonggua fairy?

Is this world distorted?

Or am I actually in a dream now?

"Oh, tell me what I look like." Immortal Master Tonggua smiled slightly: "This is the art of disguise! You have been in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' for so long, so you should have heard of it. I disguise myself." He is very skilled."

Disguise technique, oh, indeed some in the group have heard of Senior Tong Gua’s disguise technique.

But senior, your current state is no longer something that can be explained by the skill of disguise!

"That's what. Senior, can the disguise technique even change the body shape?" Song Shuhang couldn't help complaining: "This is already a transformation spell, right? The change is too big!"

What's up with the unscientific quantity? How did you get that small waist? How did you get those slender white legs?

"The art of disguise, coupled with the bone-shrinking technique. It's very easy for me to change my body shape and appearance!" the Immortal Master Tong Gua said proudly. As he spoke, the immortal master put down his barbecue tongs.

Then, the Immortal Master showed off her beautiful figure to Song Shuhang - touching her belly button with her backhand, oh yeah~~ Super Disguise, so willful!

"Wait a minute, senior. Let me slow down." Song Shuhang rubbed his temples vigorously, then rubbed his eyes, and then rubbed his face vigorously.

He looked at the senior Tonggua Immortal Master again.

Immortal Master Tonggua smiled at him.

Song Shuhang continued to repeat the above set of actions, then looked at the Immortal Master Tong Gua, and then asked calmly: "Senior, can you tell me your gender?"

"This is my biggest secret." Immortal Master Tong Gua said with a proud smile: "No one in the entire Jiuzhou Group No. 1 knows my gender or my true appearance. Hahahaha~~"

Senior, this is not something to be proud of at all!

No wonder, when the Tonggua Immortal Master and the Beihe Sanren agreed to fight at the ‘Top of the Forbidden City’ three months later, the Beihe Sanren would complain that they could not find the Tonggua Immortal Master.

This kind of disguise technique that not only changes the appearance, but also completely changes the body shape and even the breath. It's basically like a character in a movie. The actor suddenly changed in the middle. How do you recognize it?

Speaking of which, the battle at the 'Top of the Forbidden City' that Senior Beihe and Immortal Master Tong Gua agreed upon will start in about a month, right?

When the time comes, he must buy a ticket to the capital. He cannot miss this battle.

Wait a minute... where did the topic go?

Song Shuhang shook his head vigorously: "Senior, why do you suddenly want to dress up in women's clothing?"

"Why did you change into women's clothing?" Immortal Master Tong Gua pointed to his lips, and then showed a bright smile: "Of course it's because of Venerable Bai!"

"?" Song Shuhang looked confused.

"Don't you realize that it is dangerous when you face Venerable White as a man? There is always a feeling that the world view will be distorted. In this case, as long as I become a woman, I won't worry about this matter. ? It feels like I am very immune to Venerable Bai with this appearance." Immortal Master Tong Gua said proudly.

Song Shuhang nodded silently.

Then, he gave a thumbs up to the Immortal Master Tong Gua and showed a bright smile. His white teeth tingled in the morning sun, reflecting the sunlight.

Then, Song Shuhang said: "Good morning, Senior Bai."

"Well, good morning." A calm voice sounded behind Immortal Master Tong Gua.

Immortal Master Tong Gua turned his head stiffly.

Then he saw Venerable White squatting not far behind him, playing with ants on the ground.

There were more than thirty little ants in total, crawling under the fingertips of Senior White. When they finally managed to crawl away, Venerable White would gently pick them back and continue to play with them.

Immortal Master Tong Gua swallowed his saliva, and he could only say that he was worthy of being a seventh-grade venerable. He was so close, but he couldn't sense Senior Bai's aura at all.

It seemed that he sensed the gaze of Immortal Master Tong Gua. Venerable Bai turned around again and nodded towards Immortal Master Tong Gua: "Good morning, fellow Daoist Tong Gua."

While speaking, Venerable White stretched out his fingers and crushed the cute little ant on the ground to death.

Immortal Master Tong Gua burst into tears immediately. (To be continued.)