Chapter 754 1 Must Buy a House

May 1, 2022. There are still seven months and twenty-one days before the end of the world that is rumored in the rivers and lakes.

Today is Labor Day. In this world, Huaxia not only has Labor Day, but now that it has become the Huaxia Alliance, the important festivals of the major alliance countries have also been set as holidays for the entire alliance, and even better, they are paid holidays. Calculate it, the Huaxia Alliance has the most holidays in the world, that is, the most paid holidays.

May 1 Labor Day is a holiday from April 29 to today. So early in the morning on this day, no, it should be said to be early on the morning of the 29th, or earlier, even a week ago, a few weeks ago, Brother Abdomo was in the major cities of the All-China Alliance on the real estate industry. The company was surrounded by people early on.

From the moment Brother Ababs said that he wanted to serve the people on the old problem of housing, his real estate company was crowded with people and formed a long queue.

as of today. According to statistics from the media and relevant departments, there are long queues of people in the cities where there are various houses built in the whole alliance of Brother Abdominal; The queuing army has paralyzed the traffic of many blocks, and even the construction site of the nearby Abab muscle construction company is also difficult to transport. All kinds of transportation require grandpa to tell grandma, "We can't rush to work if you block the road like this." It's hard. , It took a lot of effort to open a passage.

According to statistics from relevant departments in China, there are more than 200 million people queuing up in various cities. This is the representative of a family. Although there are impatient young couples waiting in line with their unweaned babies. But this scale is really... many times. Brother Abdominal’s River Crab can take pictures of the queued army from a high altitude.

Early this morning, that is to say, May 1st has just begun, and the queue is already excited. Today is not only an important day for Brother Abdomo to find a third wife, but also...it is related to their vital interests, their happiness in life, and of course their sexual happiness.

Brother Abs has always been a big hand.

This time, the sale of the building is even more generous. Compared with the current housing price, the housing price is like the housing price in the primitive society. It is completely at a loss, and all kinds of real estate companies are crying. "It's over. It's over, it's over..." All kinds of house slaves have long been heartbroken. With such a house price, they can still rent it out. God can't beat brother abs!

Of course, the Chinese people love to hear and see, this is serving the people.

But good things, especially good houses are loved by everyone, who would like to let go of the house of Brother Abdominal? There is no such good benefit after passing through this store.

This is the best era to have an abs brother, there is no one, what is the best era and the worst era, is it the soliloquy of a neurotic?

Right here is wonderful,

A day destined to be recorded in history, early in the morning, the sky is not yet bright. At about four or five o'clock in the morning, the sky in Shanghai is gray, the bright lights have faded, and the spring breeze is slightly cold.

Yao Ying, a retired soldier, woke up from his sleep after only four hours of sleep. Since I used to be a soldier, I just retired, so I naturally practiced Ha Toad Kung Fu, which is more and more envied and hated by people all over the world, and my body is getting stronger day by day. Now he is so strong that his whole body is full of strong muscle mass.

Most of the physical sensations of mortals, such as not sleeping well, or the listlessness of waking up in the morning after only resting for a few hours, have disappeared without a trace, like clearer vision and hearing. And so on, the various senses are so wonderful that no words can describe them. But at the same time, it's regrettable... Yao Ying looked down at a stubborn and huge little brother who was wearing his trousers, and couldn't help but smile wryly. What a ****!

Quickly tidied up the sheets and tidied up the tent. Yao Ying put away the tent where he had rested for about a week. Because the real estate of Brother Abdominal is about to open for business today, the staff notified yesterday that all the tents will be put away today. Officially start queuing.

Thank goodness, if it wasn't for the fact that this real estate company hadn't been quietly listed for opening, and I was an employee of each of the major companies of Abdominal, so I would have come here as soon as I heard the news. There was a long line of more than a thousand people. */.//*

Yao Ying got up quite late, and when he got out of the tent, he saw the front, and there were already many tents in the back, waiting excitedly. Hawkers of all kinds are busy 24 hours a day and are now serving breakfast to the queues again.

Because people like to be lively, and now Chinese people are getting richer and their work is easier, many jobs are gradually replaced by simple robots and machinery factories, and because the capitalist system will not exploit for money like capitalism, but serve everyone . As a result, more and more wealthy Chinese people began to like to gather together. Taking advantage of the opportunity of queuing up, many people eat, drink and have fun, not to mention how happy more and more children are... Teachers and parents are all queuing up to buy a house, so there is no need Go to school, have fun every day.

There are so many vendors of all kinds, so many wonderful "worlds".

Seeing him wake up, many men immediately cast envious eyes. Those men are richer than him, that's for sure, but it's a pity, Yao Ying is a human being who has practiced Ha Toad Kungfu. Late at night in the queue, every time he went out to practice the toad kung fu and came back with a big brother, many men, especially middle-aged men, had hotter gazes than middle-aged aunts... I wish I could kill him and take away his magical kung fu!

This feeling made Yao Ying painful and happy. Although the abdominal muscle brother serves the people, he has succeeded in almost 50 to 60 million people. And recently, it is obvious that Brother Abs has begun to "decline" and the number of practitioners is decreasing day by day. So people who have no connections in reality are just like this, wanting to enjoy magical powers? No play.

Yao Ying, who looks gloomy and tall, is very grateful for his life. After spending a few boring years in the military camp, he is about to be discharged from the army. Out of the world of brother abs, now the retirement fee is in the hundreds of thousands of RMB. Just rely on the money. Yao Ying satisfies the shopping desire of his new girlfriend. Just went to a carnival in the jewelry building of Brother Abdominal.

It was great to have such a good thing on the night of returning to Songjiang. So I have been queuing up to this day, waiting to buy a house today. Unfortunately, everyone can only buy one house. However, as employees of Brother Abdominal, they can choose a good house specially prepared for "important people" such as employees of Brother Abdominal. For example, a real estate with the best location and the best lighting in a building.

Thinking of his new girlfriend, a charming and cute non-mainstream who is more than 1.7 meters tall and has D-class breasts. Yao Ying, who is already horny, can't help showing an extremely horny smile because his little brother is about to explode. I can go back today, and I will definitely be in the new house with my new girlfriend. Or spend a day and a night in a hotel.

So what if the new girlfriend is not mainstream, she is a pretty little beauty, and she is very playful. I really want my little brother to roar once. Giving him his virginity again is really a big profit!

Love it!

Yao Ying is very self-aware. For a person with no capital like myself, this kind of girl was just dreaming in the past. But now it is different, with the capital of Ha Mogong and the capital of employees of Brother Abdominal, especially the latter, at least the middle class of the new era, there will be no worries in life, unless you resign with a brain. That's really the world's number one brain-dead, and ghosts wouldn't do that.

Yao Ying is an outsider from Songjiang. My hometown is in a desolate valley in the northwest. The non-mainstream new girlfriend born in the 1995s is a local. He had another girlfriend who was also from a poor place. That is, the ex. But he never imagined that this mediocre girlfriend would suddenly get married when he was in the army. Thinking of this makes his teeth itch with hatred, but it doesn't matter now, he sneers, but he is very happy, thank God, otherwise I would be happy now After making a fortune, I still worry about how to abandon others!

So today's house is really important to his life event and future "happy" life. Although the woman's family allowed him to fall in love with his girlfriend who was at least ten years younger and a third-year high school girlfriend because he was an employee of Brother Abdomo's company, even the idle security guard, but after buying a house...everything will be fine. Registering for marriage is OK for a lifetime.

"I'm really grateful to Brother Abs! But you probably won't see someone like him in your life, right? Well, I watched it on TV..." Said in his heart, Yao Ying looked at the voyeuristic eyes of several middle-aged men and women, paying special attention to him. Still crying in his crotch, he strode towards a breakfast stall with his crotch bulging, and then ate more than twice the amount of food that an ordinary person would eat. Only then did I buy a bottle of drink and returned to my queue with satisfaction. Since the queue number is in hand in advance, there is no need to worry about being cut in line. There is no such thing as a queue number, it is estimated that China has already been in chaos. What if the people in the queue have to urinate, eat, drink and buy things?

Looking back, the ubiquitous queuing party has taken its place. Well, words are useless, I have a gun. boom!

Money is courage. With money, there is so-called democracy, but the Chinese who claim to be the most democratic in the world are the latest and craziest nation in the world.

There is a joke among foreigners: How can you tell the difference between a little devil and a Chinese at a glance?

Well, the one looking at you with his nostrils is Huaxia Kuaiye.

Then look at their walking, they can look like crabs, they are definitely not like other animals...

As the time passed, Yao Ying watched the latest electronic products and surfed the Internet wirelessly to pass the time. Everyone in the queuing army is almost like this, almost everyone is playing the devil game, and then watching the wedding of the abs brother, screaming a few times but not very envious, envious of a god's wedding What's more, compared to some of Brother Abdominal's relatives, Brother Abdominal's ostentation is quite normal.

Of course, the carbon-based monkeys with only one earth would not know that the real wedding between He Ming and Liu Xiaolian took place in another wonderful world, with such a grand occasion... Tsk tsk.

At one o'clock in the afternoon, Yao Ying's post-95 non-mainstream girlfriend finally woke up. He was video chatting with his girlfriend who was wearing pajamas and showed a large snow-white chest. Once he saw his body became hot, his very "interesting" little girlfriend quickly discovered this, and deliberately picked up a big white rabbit with a huge cost, so that people would immediately sigh at a glance what do girls grow up on now. .

Not to mention Yao Ying, he has the idea of ​​rushing into the computer to rape his new girlfriend, and his surging body will soon make his little brother wear thick and unusually thick jeans!

"Damn it, little goblin, stop tempting me, I can't stand it!" Yao Ying whispered helplessly through the headset. The non-mainstream girlfriend deliberately winked and said: "Husband... It's been a week. I can't stand it anymore. We had sex every day in the horse market last time... Don't you want it?"

"Damn it!" Yao Ying breathed fire. But I also love the "sensuality" of my little girlfriend. He likes it. In the past, that was not his girlfriend, but... a sad mating partner who inherited his genes and completed the family tasks.

The little girlfriend just likes to tease him. Just when Yao Ying was getting more and more angry, at two o'clock in the afternoon, finally, the real estate of Brother Abdominal opened for business.

"Gentlemen, ladies and comrades. It's half past one in the afternoon! We are finally going to open, please get ready. Every time we put a thousand people in to look at the building. You only have 20 minutes. Once the time is up, no matter whether you have wood If you buy anything, you have to leave without explaining! Thank you!"

Brother Abdominal, who lives like a year, opened this property, and a group of people are very beautiful. A woman in uniform accompanied a man in his thirties who looked like he must have been a big fat man in the past, but now he must have become a man who has begun to become stronger because of the practice of Hama Kungfu, and his body is losing weight day by day. . He raised his head arrogantly and said something, then waved his hand like a great man, indicating that the door is open for business.

Everyone doesn't care about this guy's arrogance. This is a common performance of many company employees of Brother Abdominal. There's no way, some people didn't graduate from elementary school, and they got into positions just because they are proficient in flattery. Do you expect him to perform well? At most, it’s just the smiling service of Brother Abs.

"Oh oh oh, it's great, it's great, I've been waiting for a long, long time... Long live brother abs! Long live brother abs!"

The queuing army cheered, and the parents in front of the line began to call their children back. Going to see the new house soon. The only scruple is how the house is going today.

Because of the first batch of houses sold by Brother Abs, everyone has seen all kinds of exquisite design drawings, and the Internet is extremely popular. The problem is that there are only 150,000 listings in the first batch. If a family can only buy one copy, it can only satisfy 150,000 families.

And everyone who can come to line up has come. Without him, Brother Abs can even accept an on-the-spot loan for the sale of the house, that is to say, a house worth 10 million yuan is not only sold for about 1 million, or it only charges the cost, and even operates at a loss.

And with this one million penniless, you can buy a house with a loan from the Abdomo Bank. If you resell it, you will make a lot of money. Selling for two million is earning one million.

Of course no one but a fool would do that. Brother Abdominal’s house is not only above China’s standard housing construction requirements. It cost a lot of money, used high technology, and carefully crafted a lot of precious materials. Freehold property, exquisite mansion. Will the silly B let go? Does every world have a brother with abs who comes out to serve the people?

"Oh, that's great!"

The crowd began to surge. It became dense, and the relevant staff began to get busy. Use the tweeter to shout to the people behind not to be nervous, it's not everyone's turn yet.

The people at the front have just been released, just like the Spring Festival train going home, they need to sit all day and night to grab the position as fast and agile. After all, it was no longer possible to buy sitting tickets at that time, they were just standing tickets.

Starting to move forward among the crowd, Yao Ying became very excited. This time he had a goal and decided to buy a mansion close to the nearby ocean. It was originally worth 150,000 RMB, but now it only costs 1.5 million. And he only has a few thousand yuan in cash on him, and the bank has 0 yuan. My last shopping trip went broke.

But it doesn't matter, I am an employee of Brother Abdominal, what is there to be afraid of, not to mention the low interest rate of buying a house with a loan, he can buy a house with a new type of loan. And... that house is too valuable, not only is it an exclusive, oriental elegant style mansion covering an area of ​​about 2,000 square meters, but according to relevant experts, this kind of house, in Songjiang, which is close to the ocean, used to be less than 5,000 Ten thousand RMB cannot be taken down.

Of course, it is absolutely impossible to be close to the golden zone of Songjiang, which is considered a remote area. New-style mansions like Jing'an District, tsk tsk...there is a sea of ​​people, those workers have already formed a large army...it's no use.

Suddenly smelling the smell of low-grade cigarettes, looking sideways, Yao Ying saw a middle-aged man in ordinary clothes who looked like an old country farmer, smoking with nervous expression.

He smiled and was about to turn his head away, when he inadvertently discovered that this person was physically strong, and...with a bulging crotch...There is no doubt that he was a person who had practiced Ha Toad Kung Fu.

At first glance, it is "one of my own people". Yao Ying immediately became interested.

He was very talkative in line this week, so he asked the middle-aged man, "Uncle, are you an employee of Brother Abdominal's company? I am a security guard who joined Brother Abdominal's company after retiring."

The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment when he heard the news, then quickly showed the old farmer a simple and honest smile, nodded, and said, "Yes, I was lucky, and I joined Brother Abdomo's gas station in the countryside outside Songjiang City very early... Hey, this time is really unlucky. I came here with the task of buying a house for everyone. I didn’t expect that I could only buy it on behalf of my family. I was so anxious that everyone went to the city overnight, and now I don’t know where the line is. But, this time You must buy a house. This is the only time in your life."

"Yes, we must buy a house." Yao Ying nodded resolutely, and just at this moment, he heard a nearby broadcast: "Welcome to Brother Abdomo's wedding. Comrades, pay attention to the lottery. If you won the Little Superman Grand Prize, do you still need to buy a house? Go, go, the mansion on the beach, the mansion on the island are waiting for you! Hehe, I’m starting to count, the final prize is..."

"God, please, please..." Yao Ying quickly pricked up his ears to listen. He had gotten a lottery ticket a long time ago, and he put it on his chest. I really hope to win the grand prize, just like the determination in my heart, I must buy a house!

PS: The third update.

I hate automatic memory. The chapter number in the previous chapter was wrong again. I'm so sorry! (To be continued..)

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