Chapter 752 The Virgin Lover
"...I'm going to kill you! They said that, and then more than a hundred steel machetes and sharp dogleg knives came to me, and my handmade high-end casual clothes immediately told me Goodbye, it’s really sad. M (Read the novel and get there. ) Then, they saw that I didn’t have any wounds, and my skin was not broken, and a few sharp dogleg knives were even broken by my fingers. Seeing this, my A guy so startled he could put a basketball in their mouth..."
"Then I grabbed a thick-backed machete, twisted it into a statue of Amitabha Buddha, and then handed it to them with palms together and said compassionately: The Buddha said that it is not good to chop, chop, and kill with compassion. What's more, now It’s a modern society, can you still be a fool without martial arts? There is no cover on the Huangpu River, so go and practice the immeasurable magic of the sea.”
"The boss among them, the very arrogant boss asked me, are you, are you a superman? I said, as I said, my name is Abang. Maybe you haven't heard of this name, just like ...The worms in the gutter will not hear the legends above the sun, oh, above the sun, who is looking out alone, how many dreams have been forgotten, and the air has dried up the sorrow..."
"Don't talk nonsense, I know you can kill chickens by singing. What's next?" He Ming kicked the man, and he returned to the topic. Guo Banggong's story of picking up girls.
Guo Bang shook his fingers happily, and continued: "I said at the time, you don't understand me, but one day, the sky will open your eyes, the eyes of life will be opened, and you will see the greatest miracle in life. That’s right, I am the king of legends. A man’s dream. A woman’s sexual fantasy. King of Superman, Abang. You can call me Bangge. Many years ago, before there was a Han Dynasty, there was also a Bangge , he, he...created the Han Dynasty. In the end, it’s a pity that they don’t know about the deeds of Bang Ge, who is deeply hidden and famous. It’s also reasonable, after all, how can bastards like them hear about the lonely wealthy ladies in the upper class The true love object that they quietly spread?"
He Ming rubbed his nose and said impatiently: "What's going on later? You didn't want to pick up a poor chick at first, so why did you get involved in this?"
"Good wind, I like this kind of wind. Unruly and free wind, it is my temper."
Stretching a flawless hand into the air in front of him, Guo Bang, who was standing on the edge of the red disc, grabbed a handful of air, put it on the tip of his nose, and sniffed it pretentiously, before continuing to say to He Ming, Chen Ziqi and others go down
"It's very simple. I'm going to explain the details at the time first. [] Details are king. I beat the gangsters away, the innocent chicks didn't throw me in my arms like a TV, and then we went to have sex. No. According to What you said, the truth of the abs brother, let’s talk about life together. But she... was scared away by us. She left me and ran away, disappeared into the crowd, leaving me to single out more than a hundred macho men. Well, even so... So this time the acting was a fucking failure, those stupid asses and hooligans were not professional at all, and they didn't turn black at all. When there is a thunderbolt in the sky, the eternal love legend that the angel of justice makes its debut is vividly expressed.
Very touching. "
After finishing speaking with a long tail, Guo Bang had a very fake expression on his face, "Life is like a dream. The past is unbearable." He thought he had succeeded in expressing a wounded, man with a story. But He Ming pursed his lips in contempt, Chen Ziqi and other secretaries couldn't help but chuckled, indicating that he just successfully played the role of a failed dick who "can't vent his animal desires, sigh, gay friends have a room".
Guo Bang turned a blind eye, he thought that He Ming was envious, jealous, and hated, let alone He Ming's subordinates, who wanted to mess with the officialdom without flattering the leaders?
"I'm a man. So I didn't give up. The next day I went to find the pure chick again. This time it was the King of Picking Up Girls who was down and out. Touched, what a chic and moving temperament, what a touching beard? Ah, him, how many dreams are hidden in my eyes? Just like the vicissitudes of the past in the motherland, the past in China, the touching smiles of young girls, youth, Love, sex, old-fashioned sad eyes. It’s the eyes like that, everything can be said without words. I have touched myself, touched me. But... I can’t touch that chick, and her family is even more so. Fuck said to me, Bang, we've checked you, you really want to be nice to our girl, um, get married. Like your brother Abs. You know... register first and then have sex..."
At this point, Guo Bang sighed as he stomped his feet, and did not continue.
He Ming touched his chin and said, "Then what? Well, you are not married now, and I haven't heard any news about it, so you gave up?"
Guo Bang showed a big lewd smile on his flawless face, he opened his arms to face the strong wind, like on a sunken ship, but there was a big boobed chick in front of him.
Facing the wind, her hair was disheveled, and her extremely beautiful hair looked like a top anime character. Guo Bang's eyes were full of bottomless and cynical charm, and he grinned, definitely looking like a cynical playboy who hides behind the rumble of guns and is famous. [Just read the novel~]
He Ming pursed his mouth and thought it was indifferent and irresponsible, while Chen Ziqi's several beautiful secretary behind him confirmed that he was a calm, elegant and noble son. Of course, they dare not express it. Appreciation is one thing, but jumping in by themselves is another. What's more, everyone is smart, no matter how much Guo Bang plays, he won't mess with the people around Brother Abs.
"You're smart, you guessed it. Of course... what else can I do? They misunderstood me, how could they be so low-level? Put the pre-mating deal on the table and say it. Completely sullied the talk of life love."
"So... people put their words here, how could I give up my career as a playboy, it's like a flower withered before it started... I patted my butt, and disappeared into the sea of people sadly."
Speaking of this, Guo Bang looked at He Ming with a half-smile, and continued, with a raised voice, "When I was a freshman, a guy who didn't have a girlfriend told me that this virgin gay man seemed to be a very sophisticated playboy. Tell me that I am the king of chicks with a deep heart. Unforgettable: Brother. Picking up girls is to go to the forest to pick flowers, never because you pick a thorny rose (beauty) or a wild lily in the lonely valley (pure chick) ) and proud and complacent, and give up. Now I have implemented the idea of the ab muscle brother of this virgin lover, and he... tsk tsk, at least five love graves. The eternal sleep with deep merit and fame...Senior It's gone, our generation has to work harder, also known as splashing dung to paint the wall."
After Guo Bang finished speaking, Chen Ziqi and other women laughed together, looking at He Ming with all kinds of "weird" eyes.
Virgin lover?
Puchi!
He Ming smiled immobilely like a mountain, and then gave another lewd laugh full of great man's demeanor. Then he said to Guo Bang, "You really didn't let me down" and said: "Old friend, you are already better than blue, and you have reached the way of picking up girls... Splashing dung on the wall, hanging silk against the goddesses all succeeded. Look handsome At a glance, it is the highest state where thousands of troops meet. I, a virgin lover, have nothing to teach you."
"After all... There are talents from the university generation, each leading the coquettish for a few years. The girls in the rivers and lakes will depend on you! Old man... Life is like a dream, and a bottle of wine is returned to Jiangyue: Looking back on the past many years later, I will treat the girl I missed The flowers that were given up bring tears and silence. In the next life, let’s return it to the goddesses.”
Chen Ziqi and other secretaries laughed even harder when they heard Yanjiao. It is really beautiful and moving, and the waves are rough.
Guo Bang, on the other hand, nodded to He Ming, and said slowly, "Hero, go well, the rivers and lakes will come to an end. But for the sake of love. Hidden achievements and fame, lying in the grave, touching, will surely be It is also the legend of the ages, it is passed down year after year in the dream of the girl in spring, and the story of love is contributed by you... Ah, look... Ten years of life and death are boundless, beyond measure, and unforgettable. Where is the lonely grave of a thousand miles, even if we meet again You should not know! Dust covered the face. The temples are like frost... The moon is like a hook, shoot Sirius!"
The big beauties laughed even more happily, and a few friends hugged each other, it was so funny...
He Ming said with a deadpan expression: "Speak human words. Be calm and don't think about showing off all the time. You have to serve the people, you know? Picking up girls? Is it interesting? This is low-level fun. Do you know the biggest similarity between animals and humans? Just like your Excellency Such a reckless pursuit of women. Then, sex, sex. Papapapa..."
Seeing that what He Ming said was absurd, he even imitated the relevant voice, which was extremely lewd. He changed from serious to extremely lewd, which made Chen Ziqi and other secretaries dumbfounded, and someone said angrily, "Oh, I hate it..."
Guo Bang shrugged his shoulders to express his helplessness gracefully, and here he comes again. He Ming said that if he doesn't, he will bring the opponent's intelligence to the same level as his own, and then use his rich mentally handicapped experience to defeat the opponent.
In any case, Guo Bang knew that in this regard, he was no match for Brother Abs. He was a former online democracy fighter... a mentally handicapped emperor.
Of course, these moving legends have disappeared in the sea of people, and they can't be found in a certain game.
More than ten minutes later, the red disc traveled from Songjiang, the magic capital in southern China, to Central Europe, Austria, which is picturesque and has a high human development index, in just fifteen minutes.
This is the meeting point between He Ming and the three guerrilla organizations.
What makes him dumbfounded is that on the vast land of the CIS, most of the upper echelons of guerrilla organizations are hiding abroad... But it is understandable when you think about it, all kinds of high-tech emerge in endlessly in China, and now towns with more people have A variety of micro-intelligent monitoring systems, simple armed robots, once a day to join the guerrillas, once discovered, will immediately expose the location of the guerrillas because of various high-tech, such as pheromones, which are irresistible to guerrillas with low-level technology.
And because of Superman's power, the Huaxia government doesn't care if the entire Commonwealth of Independent States rebels, and Superman's attack can... all be done.
"Chief, this is here." When they came to the meeting point, He Ming and his group got off the red disc, and walked under a hill as if they were traveling. On the left was a very clear lake, and on the front of the lake, it seemed like a family came out. A beautiful little table was set up like a spring outing.
Three foreigners sat on three chairs on one side of the small table, and behind each of the three foreigners were several assistants of their own.
None of them had weapons; their clothes were ordinary. If he hadn't known in advance, He Ming would never have believed that they were the only three resistance forces in the country.
When they saw the red disk appearing in the sky, the group of people showed expressions of relief. This time, the negotiation was going to be interesting, and Brother Abs finally arrived.
Then I saw with my own eyes that Brother Abdominal came leading the way. He was full of unique and passionate demeanor of a great man, but he couldn't hide that as he approached, he felt more and more oppressive power, an invisible superhuman field, as if the whole world centered on him , releasing a power that ordinary people cannot bear.
Other horrific superhuman powers pale in comparison to him.
Everyone's eyes were strange, and they bet on He Ming. Is that him? The herald of a new age of supermen, the founder of an empire of greatness never seen before.
However, the rise of such an empire means that many countries will sink, be assimilated, and be deprived of living space.
"Come on, what's the request? What are you breathing for? Don't be nervous, I'm Superman." Sitting on an empty chair in front of the small table, He Ming straight to the point.
Chen Ziqi stayed behind him as soon as he was a secretary, observing the surrounding environment and the negotiating partners.
Guo Bang sat beside He Ming, looking at the legendary guerrillas curiously. This was the first time he saw a living guerrilla.
Unlike He Ming's other "wild at heart" relatives and friends, Guo Bang scoffs at taking risks and serving the people in various ways. It's mind blowing to do such stupid things with so much wealth.
In various banks, various goods, and various industries on the earth, he is already worth trillions of RMB. But compared with the world of the dead, compared with the real world, the wealth of the earth is too nonsense, Guangtongtian Jinyuan has more than 300 billion yuan. This is the real great wealth. Of course, it is too far behind He Ming, this is just a hair of He Ming's wealth to him.
PS: The first update.