Chapter 783: Assistant of Duke Ming: Central Optical Brain

m "My fellow, hello..."

However... reality is reality. When the "dominant" ab muscle brother walked up to him and said hello to himself, not only a group of "goddesses" followed behind him, there were several TV stations that had undoubtedly watched the global live broadcast many times

So Zhao San seemed to be blinded by a nightmare and didn't say anything

He Ming didn't care about the old man he saw in the dead man's land, just skipped him and continued to move towards the village

He is the price of a big diamond per second, not to mention that he is pretending to be aggressive under the global live broadcast, so he has a heart-to-heart conversation with an... Obviously, because he has a lot of experience in pretending to be aggressive, he immediately understands that the other party is an old man who can't even speak bullshit. , talk about "Are you happy?" He Ming felt extremely disgusted and embarrassed when he thought about it

He has to enter the village, and immediately the whole village is a sensation, and then he asks the whole village, "Comrades... are you happy?" Then they must answer with watery eyes,

"Unprecedented happiness and great happiness"

"Happy to cry every day"

...Finally, they said in unison: "This is all the life you brought, Brother Abdominal"

Then he sang a popular song: "...the sky of brother abs is a bright sky... Dongfanghong, the world has a brother abs..."

So in the end, he didn't do anything false. He definitely said sincerely and emotionally: "Thank you comrades for your love...but I am very humble. All this is the result of everyone's hard work, the result of thousands of thousands of struggles together, you deserve it In life, I am nothing more than... among all living beings, an insignificant servant of the people who serves the people. Farewell, comrades, the good days of drinking and singing are still to come

As for how many people's big teeth will be laughed off, then don't care about his business

But He Mingxin has a hunch that there are too few tricks, too few one possibility, a village...unless it is possible in his own village, because in his own village, everyone is not afraid of himself, and everyone is...a shameless villain who is higher than himself , the real shameless villain himself Huashan faction can't beat the truth? The Huashan faction

Sure enough, when I entered the village, the villagers who were basking in the sun and doing nothing... for the first time, I could hardly believe the look in my eyes. Although everyone knows that Brother Abdomo is still serving the people on his honeymoon, how hilarious it is, no, how touching it is How touching it is--but they never expected that the Abdominal who visits randomly and never informs in advance would choose their village, which is not very rich, and used to have visitors only before the Chinese New Year on average. Just look at the name Hulushan troublesome mountain village

Don't talk about being romantic, chic, and close to nature, the past difficult point,

I didn't drink any water, and the shit was so dry all day long that the livestock drank a lot of urine.

"Oh oh oh - Brother Abdominal, it's not wrong that Brother Abdominal is here, it's really Brother Abdominal, he came to see us, come out quickly, the party and the people see us coming"

The whole village immediately went on strike at various construction sites with a relatively large distribution area, and the construction workers also gathered around them ecstatically, shouting slogans such as "Brother Abdominal Muscle" and so on. I have practiced Ha Toad Kung Fu alone, so no one can spy on the beauties behind He Ming

Especially Le Siyu, who is the most outstanding, she wears a tight-fitting, dignified and super-sexy uniform. Her uniform is still the red and white dress that He Ming likes.

He immediately decided to serve his goddaughter after working hard tonight

Don't be too... smack, smack, smack, smack your daughter's ass, maybe it will be flattened

"Old man, the party and the people sent me to see you, how are you doing now?"

He Ming is smart enough not to say that I am a representative. This word is quite "noble", so I don't want to please the comrades who are represented.

Facing the group of old people who didn't shake hands with him although he spoke cordially, they only nodded excitedly.

After a while, the shrewd and eloquent old man nodded excitedly and said: "Comrade Commander...Since we have you in our country, our life is really good. Every old man gets five thousand yuan a month in benefits...Thank you Party, thank the people, thank the commander, thank the motherland”

The old man said that the Chinese people in front of the TV are quite proud, or quite happy: I also get 5,000 yuan in benefits for nothing. It used to be a dream.

But people around the world are envious and jealous. There is no doubt that 5,000 yuan is 5,000 yuan. Now that renminbi is becoming more and more valuable, it is estimated that it can be exchanged for more than 1,000 U.S. dollars.

Regardless of the per capita annual income of 40,000 to 50,000 U.S. dollars in countries such as the United States, but ordinary people, it is simply unrealistic to find a person with a few hundred dollars in his pocket at any time, and no less than 3,000 U.S. dollars in his credit card. Gao is not an ordinary person who is very rich Bill Gates being so rich does not mean you are rich

Huaxia Welfare is so good, the monthly income, no matter the income is exactly 4,999 yuan or 0 income, then everyone will get 5,000 yuan a month living allowance is actually a subsistence allowance, etc. But this sounds comfortable, unlike the capitalist world, Donate a little welfare, you have to queue up for a day, all kinds of names are like begging for food, mental contempt is **** contempt

He Ming hurriedly performed an "emotional" performance and then interacted with some children

But it is a pity that although the children who were very curious about him accepted the gift, they obviously dismissed each other, as if they didn't like the gift he had prepared

Amidst the embarrassment, He Ming wanted to consider whether to save face by taking out diamonds, precious stones, etc.

"This is... What's wrong with the fuck? The little kid despises me again? It's still a group of... wait, where did so many high-tech toys come from? Nima, there are toy versions of Lamborghini? I wanted an Audi at the time Double Diamond faked crying for hours."

Inadvertently saw behind the crowd, there are rows of very exquisite toy sports cars on the neat and clean square. They are high-end electric toy sports cars, worth thousands, and have high-tech functions for drifting, etc. And because they are high-tech batteries , can maintain strong power for a long time without charging

He almost understood what he was thinking, and in a blink of an eye, Chen Ziqi came out with a smile and gave He Ming a step down.

"Chief, the children's benefits are also very good. There is a monthly living allowance of 3,000 yuan, of which 2,000 yuan is purchased according to the official high-end food, nutritional products that meet the situation, as well as clothing and toys. Most of these are provided by your company at ex-factory prices. The last thousand dollars will be credited to the child's credit card."

After finishing speaking, Chen Ziqi joked to the children's mothers: "Comrades, you didn't spend your money on other things."

"Hehe...well, we probably don't have one..."

A group of women looked at the exquisite modernization of the various mansions under construction at home, or the mansions imitating the landlord style of the Republic of China. Chen Ziqi already knew very well that not only the interior decoration, but also the land, and the construction cost is generally 500,000 yuan. Between 1 million

In the past, their annual household income was several thousand yuan, so there was no savings to speak of. It is strange that everyone with four or five children earns four or five thousand yuan a month without embezzlement.

After chatting for a while, there was no chance to pretend to be coercive. He Ming, who was quite regretful, was about to say goodbye to this place. After all, he was about to arrive at the restaurant. The inscription leaves a legend through the ages

Of course not, "The food in this restaurant is good" "Brother Abs came here for a visit" Although I really wanted to write like this, but being a man is hard, and being a great man is the hardest thing. Although, the devil knows what the hell is going on in the desert area... But it's better than "Ten years of life and death, I can't measure myself, I can't forget it..."

Because a restaurant hangs this kind of money, and the ignorant big money still thinks it is a black shop? Ten years of life and death, damn, ghosts have come to seek revenge Boss, don't you know?

"Comrades, the good days are short, the past is bitter, and the bright future is better every day. Please live happily. Everything has the motherland, everything has the party, and everything has us. People's public servants solve problems." Nan Xingbang" said: "I'm leaving, do you have any questions?"

"Everyone" must have a lot of problems, for example, to be a villain but "everyone" is an adult, knowing this kind of saying... It's just self-inflicted humiliation, not to mention that it's a global live broadcast, it's not just a hobby of abs, Except for the children who dare to show their cute little nipples under the global live broadcast, running around happily, the spring is infinitely moving, other adults, including minors, one after another, they straightened their chests and hypnotized themselves into nobles on the mountain. Not the real-world jackass smirking donkeys

Zhao San was very courageous in the crowd and heard He Ming's words. Almost at this moment... the silent thoughts of everyone, villagers, and migrant workers gathered on him and related the painful past, so another "" "People's Hero" was born

"...Brother Abdominal, although we live in peace, our health is not very good, especially men. So, please let us participate in the toad exercise. We can't afford it, but we can owe it."

Chen Ziqi, a group of secretaries, and the female anchors suddenly saw that a villager who had just seen in the "dead man's land" just said his wish in a nonsensical manner imitating He Ming: After all, you are in good health, and you still owe money. account? Isn't this nonsense

He Ming has long forgotten about him. It is conceivable how arrogant he is... only remembers beautiful women

He saw the representatives of the people coming out to make demands, it was still a good trick, and he immediately became interested, and immediately changed his face to a great man who was deeply relieved. Attention, emotion is very important. Generally speaking, the only way to hang silk is to untie the skirt of the goddess The expression at that moment is the emotional one... "Go away, don't bother me"

"It's not right for you to say that. It is my responsibility to pay money to practice Hama Gong. As much as my ability is, so is my responsibility. My brother with abdominal muscles has been serving the people wholeheartedly since ancient times. If you don't mention it, you also have this benefit. Men, all the men in this village, including the comrades of the workers, come to participate in my Hama Gong practice for free, and my secretaries and comrades will arrange it for everyone. Thank you.”

The most men on the scene, the old people immediately raised their hands and clapped their hands. It's great. Who doesn't like a strong body, especially the little brother is very strong

The men cheered, and the women secretly looked forward to it with scorn and anticipation: This ghost place has started to have more entertainment, but for their women, there is no commercial street to visit, let alone a heart-to-heart chat with girlfriends

The former girlfriends are all kinds of protected animals that are now freed, and they have long since disappeared into the sea of ​​people

So for local women, bed activities are still very important, but men have long since died...

Zhao San was the most excited and cried again. He bowed deeply to He Ming and was so "emotional" that he never helped him or shook hands with him. respect

After all, Western people who love freedom and democracy sometimes, when encountering dignitaries who take the initiative to shake hands, quickly dismiss them to pretend to be coercive

"Third brother, you are amazing, you are amazing, you are serving the people." The "young people" of the same generation hugged Zhao San excitedly. They found a tall and tall foreign girl, who for some reason was particularly skilled, and soon became weak. sad

Now..."Hero" Zhao San smiled and hid his achievements and fame and retreated into the crowd

To be a human being, it's better to be wise and have fun with the toad skills... the villain... woo woo woo

...

Say goodbye to this place, He Ming, and go to Lop Nur, which is "nearby". Anyway, the flying speed of the red disc, that distance is a fart.

The Lop Nur Desert has become a tourist attraction. The former Loulan City has been rebuilt. It has not only become a tourist attraction, a holy place for adventure, but also a holy place for various movies and TV dramas.

Because of the first demon game, the Great Age of Earth made Chinese people see the glory of Lop Nur, as well as various identifiable supernatural events and many, many treasures-treasures are very important. Now there is a dedicated 24-hour stand-alone version of the Great Era game. Players of historical treasures can make a lot of money from this. As long as they find the location, then... make it easy, and post a lot of difficult ones, such as a certain location in the deep sea, then sell it through the job website of the trusted person, or share it

Because the big era game can not only speed up time, but also play various lives, or other things, so the location of the treasure is discovered and becomes part of the treasure, then it can be determined in 2012, now, where the treasure is and then it is only a matter of difficulty to discover

Ever since the Huaxia government began to comprehensively transform the country, there were no flying birds, and they dared not fly over the desert of death... It was so miserable. First, it was ravaged by heavy rain for several days and nights, and turned into a wetland through high technology, and then aerially sowed various high-tech plants , especially high-oil corn—up to now, it is a natural paradise, mostly wetlands and grasslands, and all kinds of grazing livestock just happen to be arranged on it...Live and work in peace

Only the Holy Land of Adventure, there are some purely decorative deserts near Loulan City, etc. These are used for tourism, sightseeing, filming, etc. There are also some famous places, such as Lop Nur Er, Lop Nur Devil City, Lop Nur Dungeon Ruins, etc. Wait

And He Ming saw Loulan City's... The catering industry is well-developed, and there are a lot of people who are interested in the catering industry here, because many super beings take risks here, and there are all kinds of acting, and the food tastes are rather strange, although most of them are artificial fresh meat. , but there are still a few legal outputs in the desert that can be enjoyed, such as scorpions

Ah, I haven’t harmed wild animals for a long time. When introduced by the central optical brain, He Ming immediately salivated

Unfortunately, he entered Loulan City amidst cheers and thunder, and he had to pretend to be a great man, so he could only enjoy various delicacies under the watchful eyes of the crowd.

"Brother Abs, why don't you sign your autograph and take a photo together..." In the local area, almost all the female stars, no matter if they are not popular or first-rate, whether they are beautiful Bingbing or Sister Feng's version of the unknown Fei Fei, they are all rushing towards Tang Monk. I couldn't wait to surround the antique-style restaurant where He Ming was.

Super Excited Boss Starting to Regret... Made 2nd Floor with Simple Wood

"God bless, don't fall down"

Female celebrities and female extras scramble to get close Showed up in the live broadcast, from then on, the value skyrocketed, and the stardom is unlimited

He Ming enjoyed a few exquisite fried scorpions, as if he had eaten a few wisps of air, and then, in order to pretend to be a kind and great man, he accepted various group photos, autographs, etc. I can tell at a glance that I just bought it, maybe it’s the brush and ink for props, and a large sheet of rice paper, so I asked him to write an inscription

Resisted not to write down, "Boss, you are stupid"

Instead, I wrote a pair of words, "Going to the east of the river to find the best..." After writing all, the audience was silent for a moment before the uncontrollable, deafening applause and various cheers. Awesome artist, I have never seen awesome art. Now... the super amazing art is here...

"Brother Abs...we love you so much, please write us an inscription, please, please, actually, I had the opportunity to learn calligraphy, and then I learned acting for some reason"

A large number of actresses who have small breasts and no brains, and whose actual cultural knowledge is at the level of elementary school graduates are crying and screaming

What else can He Ming do? Hurry up and pretend n times, this is also serving the people

The person who snatched his pen and ink was like a fool. It is not an exaggeration to patronize and look at the calligraphy. This is the greatest, best and most sacred calligraphy at present.

How many top calligraphers on earth who have taken the genius drug wasted extremely precious time in front of the TV to look at He Ming's calligraphy, and immediately... tears came out of their eyes-"Brother Abs, we need this kind of calligraphy the most! "

Interestingly, it is related... The major auction houses that specialize in the art of abs immediately began to contact various actresses who were only as enthusiastic as their parents in the past

The whole Loulan City caused a sensation again. He Ming should be grateful for the loyalty of the Central Optical Brain. He gave Minggong full consideration of all the situations: there are only 10,000 people in the whole city, and most of them are all kinds of entertainers and related staff. ...It's really empathetic, I have a light brain, I'm happy

"Tsk tsk... Chief, give us some inscriptions too." Not long after, Chen Ziqi couldn't bear the sense of possessiveness for this mortal saint, and begged the chief's calligraphy again.

What else can He Ming do? Naturally, it is difficult to continue calligraphy. However, he did not drink to pretend to be aggressive, but smoked to pretend to be aggressive.

This is the pretense of top artists in modern civilization

Needless to say, if Winston Churchill in the world of the dead saw He Ming's style, he would immediately understand which great man's cigar-smoking face, which pretends to be humble and contains arrogance, is the style of a great man

Thanks to the primary school textbook, He Ming learned how a British prime minister, a great man in history, how to hold a cigar and smoke a cigarette, and how to express infinite...

ps: the second one is not finished yet to be continued)

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Chapter 783 of King of Technological Treasure Hunters: Assistant of Duke Ming: Central Optical Brain