Chapter 791 Serving the People Like Love
m In less than an hour, about 1,500 people embarked on the path of final evolution of a mortal, referred to as final evolution. Once the upgrade is completed, it becomes the ultimate dream of ordinary intelligent life in the multiverse
It is unimaginable that the number of people achieved at one time is the largest in the history of Shanmeng, but the gods did not pay much attention to it: the life of gods and demons is certainly standing at the ultimate pinnacle of mortals and mortal things, but it is inevitable to transform from mortals to gods. Compared with powerful gods and demons, they are still negligible and insignificant little people. At most, they are the main force in a war against weak and medium demons; ace personnel who maintain public order, social order, and low-intensity adventures
The sad thing is that no matter how hard you try, if you don't break through to the powerful gods and demons and become the real master, then you are just a little dragon living in the rivers and rivers of the countryside, you can only dominate in small places, and you can't get on the big stage
Then there was no miracle, the chairman and other bigwigs got up and left because they didn't attend the dinner for various reasons
while other people come to the huge restaurant in this big hotel
A group of excited relatives in their teens pushed open the door, and there was a "wow", followed by all kinds of looks that they thought were chic and charming, but actually looked like a local turtle
After entering the restaurant one after another, everyone found that hundreds of large tables in the restaurant with thousands of square meters not only prepared a lot of delicious food, which could serve millions of people, but also saw the introduction that it was 5,000 people from all over the world. A hard day's work for celebrity chefs everywhere and their many assistants
And in the restaurant, there are also TV crews from various countries who are neatly arranged by the staff and raise their cameras to shoot when they see someone coming in.
The glamorous and hot female anchors cheered when they saw them come in, and immediately explained in various languages, including Chinese, and started their work
There is no doubt that this is a global live broadcast just now because some state secrets cannot reveal the number of people, so it doesn’t matter if the country did not agree to the filming request. Anyway, if the relatives of these abs brothers say they don’t have a share, ghosts will not believe it. , they're not tight-lipped good boys anyway, a guy wants to show off and say something on the Internet, there's no way it can be kept secret
So He Ming decided to live broadcast the world now, with pictures and the truth to let the monkeys around the world relieve their desire for envy, jealousy and hatred
He used to be a hanger, and he understands that sometimes the right to know is the greatest power. After all, regardless of the "democratic and free" America or the country of Smecta, every country is a bastard who loves to tell lies
"Abs brother... can we interview you?" He Ming strode in, and all the female anchors surrounded him. He is the most important core. The one with the best ratings is now interviewing other people.
The appalling 0 ratings is definitely not a matter of entertainment or not, but... a very simple truth: ordinary people around the world will not believe those stupid asses, only believe in the abs
Because...including this moment of global attention, he is the one who brought about all the changes
"Okay, I'll give you ten minutes because it's almost eight o'clock and I'm going to have body replacement surgery at nine o'clock. Today's number is the most in history. I don't want to go hungry for surgery." He Ming said with a great man's face, I didn't forget to say a last humorous sentence
A group of glamorous and charming female anchors followed suit with smiles, and made various actions that are elegant or graceful but implicitly seductive, competing to express themselves. The ab muscle brother who will show up every now and then, although he probably won't be able to seduce
But now...all my friends and family are here
If one of them succeeds in seducing them, then life is a complete success.
This is called ab muscle brother conquering the world, relatives of ab muscle brother enjoy the world, they conquer the world enjoyers so, they are the last winners
Sure enough, this kind... was originally a stunner with big breasts and brains carefully selected by various countries. Now it is a villain with an upgraded appearance. That kind of style is not "light" Huaxia girl can be compared, relatively In other words, to please my friends and relatives, because those guys who are sloppy and stupid in their bones actually despise the kind of "sexually frigid" arrogant Chinese girls who talk about equality between men and women all day long but practice slavery
So just like the goddesses who have made a fortune and can’t pass by, they also have this kind of virtue
What's more, the style of these stunners is really... Impotence, frigidity, and they will shed lustful saliva when they see them, and they can't help their lustful eyes. millions of species
Every female anchor is... the most lustful pervert, the imagination of his ultimate imagination
"Brother Abs, I want to ask you, you have successfully succeeded so many unprecedented human kings at one time, the strongest, the closest to immortality, and the lives of human beings who can get rid of the gravity of the earth and freely enter and exit the planet. You just made an equally incredible, unprecedented discovery? Just after leaving the Golden Palace last night?"
One of the most glamorous and moving female anchors from Egypt is surprised but still... seductive and authentic
Quite a few young relatives who just ate a lot of Life Treasures, whose body can skyrocket and soar, or adults, older than He Ming in the past, or old people—anyway, most of the men are watching this glamorous stunner's every move One move, it's really... Stunning
He Ming nodded his head "as immovable as a mountain" He has little "interest" in foreign girls, not to mention the fact that wives are now under stricter control, they will be hunted down for cheating tonight and tomorrow morning
"Of course, it is true. After I left yesterday, I happened to have a super-large discovery, so I had the third and largest sharing. Of course, after today, there will be no such feast of life treasures, because the king of people is The last level of life is that the level is full, unless there is a powerful skill to change careers to continue to upgrade"
His interesting metaphors made young relatives who like to play games nod and sigh, and people all over the world also nodded in understanding and excitement
Brother Abs, since your relatives have reached the full level, it’s our turn to upgrade. We will not be greedy, and make an immortal, super handsome villain. I will be grateful to you old man for the rest of my life, and I will never regret it.
Amidst the laughter around him, He Ming smiled and shrugged, and continued: "Don't ask me why, I don't know the specific reason, and the demons will not explain it to me. This is my instinctive hunch, just like ordinary people who have been trained to a certain extent The degree of physical fitness has reached the peak of this life, and it is difficult to make a breakthrough.”
Everyone nodded in understanding. Another one of the most glamorous female anchors, a super beauty from Belarus, a member country, rushed to express her beauty and charm, and spoke in standard fluent Chinese, looking at her with desire and admiration.
They have received many rewards from He Ming's genius brain pills, so they have long been proficient in various languages, big-breasted, intelligent and beautiful goddesses
"Then Brother Abdominal, your relative's level has reached full level, do you have any intention of continuing to serve others?"
"Of course" He Ming nodded, what he said in his heart is of course impossible, the busty female anchor
People all over the world were not excited for a second, and the next moment He Ming said viciously: "It's a pity that there are no treasures now, and many friends are still upgraded to human beings. So, it depends on your luck. Of course, I hope that everyone will not always place their hopes on me." On one person, now is the era of many people. I think many people, people from all over the world will definitely discover something with the help of national power.”
Pretending to be a good man, if people all over the world know what is in his heart, they will definitely...wouldn't believe it
Because what He Ming said in his heart is: "Ah, rely on me as much as you want, monkeys, you only have one monkey king, the eternal king, and that is brother abdominal muscle. Don't expect other super monkeys to evolve into the existence of Sun Wukong. It's too late for them to eat alone. , not to mention, they are desperately working hard but they can't gather the essence to upgrade their family hahahaha"
Sure enough, the people around the world in front of the TV are cursing after hearing the words, not He Ming but... despise those people as much as you want. In the past, they were regarded as national heroes, the hope of democracy, and the hope of the nation.
However... the reality is... Take last night's Yi Lak Golden Palace as an example: even a gram of gold did not serve the people
One of the female anchors immediately asked what they wanted to say on behalf of the people of the world:
"Abs, you say this to let us give some hope to some people, but those who have discovered it only give us disappointment. From Germany to the recent huge gold discovery, so far there is no... contribution to serve the people. What great discovery did you make, everyone will have various benefits that night."
"Nimma, who serves the people? I don't even have money to surf the Internet. Who the hell served me? The boss of the Internet has no money to open the machine for you old man?"
As soon as she finished speaking, someone in the crowd immediately murmured contemptuously
Everyone is human, so they immediately smiled knowingly, or the young people laughed happily: It is a kind of enjoyment to see He Ming serving the people, because as a relative, he himself is the biggest beneficiary. Forced, how hard it is to make an inscription, wave your hands, shed tears, talk about your life, donating one hundred and eight thousand is a lot, there is no problem, and there will be no problem
But if you want to take out your treasured heart, a basket of big diamonds or dozens of tons of pure gold, the indescribably beautiful luster of the devil's purity, and the most refined and beautiful gold, and then serve the people-I will turn my face immediately. Human or are you human?
It is easy to arouse emotions-and emotions are ratings, whether it is love or hate-so these words were broadcast live all over the world. After translations in various national languages, people around the world, from China to African refugee camps, used All kinds of modern enjoyment aided by brother abs, eating all kinds of delicacies that may not be enjoyed in "heaven", but unanimously accusing that bastard
However, I selectively ignored a group of people...you can tell by looking at their expressions that you definitely don't need them to serve you
Because... we still have to count on them in the future, we can’t offend them, and it’s easy for a person to clean up. By “cleaning up” him, we can keep the “moral level” of the world on the side that is beneficial to everyone
This is the level of selfless world morality that Brother Abdomo has worked so hard to cultivate for the people every day?
Don’t you see that now in Huaxia Kingdom, as long as an elderly person crosses the road, even if he crosses a rural road where one car passes an hour, there will be someone pretending to come over immediately, “Grandma, I’m sorry to help you, I’m Who, I’m Lei Feng’s abs brother said, I’m Lei Feng, everyone is Lei Feng”
Then he hid his achievements and fame, and walked away in a cool way, without considering the reaction of the "grandmother". I guess the "grandma" had a smile on his face, and I really wanted to give this pretender a meal in my heart, "You call me just over fifty years old." Granny? Also, don’t pretend, you’re not an ab muscle brother”
"Brother Abdominal, if other people don't have your spirit, how can we count on them? They have obtained all kinds of treasures, and they would rather collect and rot than donate them because they are too precious."
Another female anchor hit the nail on the head
Many young people nodded repeatedly when they heard the words, until their father kicked his ass, or pulled him away, and a word came from a distance, "Idiot, you still want to show your true colors in the live broadcast of the TV station, you are just pretending." Can't pretend?"
He Ming quickly put on a face that is so difficult Xing Bangjia is very emotional, that is, the **** tears are not strong, the bones of life are cheap, the **** is too happy, and you won’t cry even if you eat shit—it’s hard to cry
"I believe... this is only temporary in the future. With more and more discoveries, people will definitely contribute a part of it. At present, as the first immortal person, I am willing to serve you until... just like love, The ends of the earth, the world is old"
Good lines, classic pretense and inspiration, He Ming touched himself again in spite of his disgusting and disgusting
His relatives and friends at the scene, Mr. Ren and ladies were silent for a moment, and quickly flattered people all over the world to laugh, at least we still have abs
Serve the people like love? Serving the people forever? It’s so touching, it’s so classic. Sure enough, only Brother Abs has such a touching and charming awareness. He is our savior. We love him so much.
All kinds of Internet are all kinds again, "moving the sky", "tears burst into tears", "tragic life has light again"... Smart people can see that He Ming is just pretending, and what he thinks is "classic" What, anyway, his capital is so big that you can have whatever you want, Moon? sun? Star? Goodbye, I'll be back in ten minutes
And the world is ruled by donkeys, whoever "touches", satisfies, and fools the donkeys will rule the world
The first reason why a smart man is a smart man is that he never fights with a donkey
Hurry up, He Ming answers some questions, and then goes to eat and drink. Because he eats and drinks wholeheartedly, except for a few TV stations, he also filmed his eating process to win the billions of fans of Abs, because he has become the god of gods, The god of all gods, many brain-dead fans even want to know everything about him, every move, even if he shits and reads novels, and then superstitiously follow suit
Don't talk about eating, we can eat whatever the abs brother eats... The materials can definitely be consumed, and the craftsmanship of famous chefs... I work harder or my wife works harder. Anyway, ordinary people in Huaxia don't have to work. Five thousand yuan, having more babies is the way to earn money
Most of the other TV stations seized the opportunity to interview a lot of people, especially the media darlings who are usually very talkative. What they say is as detailed as having pictures and the truth. It is really... a person with great virtues and honesty gentleman
People all over the world in front of the TV were once again shocked by all kinds of delicacies piled up like a mountain, at least enough to satisfy a feast that people from all over the country in a small country participated in. wipe out
But people are used to it. Think about it, one person can eat the food of at least dozens of street stalls, but how about more than a thousand people with this kind of food? What about gathering together for a banquet?
So this is the way people eat in the era, which has led to the catering industry entering the era of people and continuing to be popular without disappearing in the sea of people. In any case, even if He Ming has the diet technology that kills the KFC formula in seconds, he still needs to consider the simplest question. , where is the celebrity chef? At present, the machine factory is not able to produce absolutely ok food
To some extent, food is also a kind of art. This is the basic need of the catering industry in the advanced world of Shanmeng. If this standard cannot be met, there will be no business and no customers.
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Take the time to eat and drink. Half an hour later, the time is almost up. He Ming waved his hands and said some nonsense to leave. The third life treasure sharing event is over.
Having finished eating, Chen Ziqi and other secretaries, who were happily chatting with their family members, hurriedly bid farewell to family members and friends, and followed He Ming to the most important work of the day.
"Brother, you have worked hard, see you tomorrow"
People continued to eat and drink, to accept all kinds of interviews, all kinds of funny, all kinds of showing off, all kinds of bragging, of course, all kinds of wine competitions, all kinds of gambling... Not long after, in the huge restaurant, there was a picture hanging at a certain distance. The exquisite TV wall on the wall began to broadcast He Ming's operation time, so people's topics changed to, "Is this guy as handsome as me?", "This guy's choice is very wrong, the king's figure, the earthy temperament "
"Speaking of yourself?"
"Wow, Bill Gates?" "It's the fucking dad" "You're the fucking dad"
"It's his mother and father, idiots... I will switch to mentally handicapped mode if I talk to you..."
"Hahaha...retarded mode..." The young people on the table laughed
"That's just to tease you, really mentally retarded and fake mode..." "Hahaha... just to tease you..." Stimulating the two ways to laugh again
All kinds of rants, young relatives will not be angry anyway, because when a person has a huge capital, he naturally has a kind of... mind
The reason why the little people are angry is because they have no capital to recover their mistakes, so they care about some trivial gains and losses
And when some super beauties point their fingers at He Ming, the old skin breaks open, and the men appear like angels or sexy devils, all of them are silent and engrossed, including the happy little kid running around with all kinds of delicacies—the woman They are full of contempt, what kind of country girls...
From this point, it can be seen who is an old relative, who looks like an eighteen-year-old but smiles and admires all kinds of stunning beauties, and there is no envy or hatred at all.
For them, keeping it like this is already... like a dream, and they dare not have other words of envy, jealousy and hatred, and they care more about others. Wouldn't envy, jealousy and hatred become disgusting old monsters?
ps: the first is unfinished to be continued)
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Chapter 791: Serving the People Like Love